a good pun is its own reword.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Person A: Wanna hear a sad joke?
Person B: ok.
Person A: Ok, so a baby seal walks into a club. *starts crying*
Person B: ?___?' wtf?
A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap
shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to
a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in
Spain, they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of
himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds,
"But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
-if you get this one, please explain it. kirbyfan95@gmail.com- A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins
that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One
day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some
more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to
wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested
and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal
porpoises.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you
can't - I've cut off your arms!"