I am GARTH, The ARTIST OF PARADOX! This is my UNIFIED FIELD THEORY website.
How ya doin?
You're probably here because you ran into me at some point in the last few days and heard me blurt out a buncha odd facts about nature and the universe and/or some government conspiracy or other.
Well,...whatever I said,...it motivated you to jump through cyberspace and land here...which is a good thing.
So here you are...just kinda lookin' into it...keeping your expectations real low for now...seein' if I really got anything worthwhile to offer.
It's hard to know where to begin when you set out to inform people of something so grand and sweeping in scope that it staggers the imagination. Yet here I am,...about to lay out the....
SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!
Well, that's the plan anyways.
One thing I gotta tell ya though....This website is no where near done. I got a helluva lot of graphics and information to download on this site,....but life and other pressing concerns keeps me busy on more immediate day-to-day stuff.
So bear with me...cuz the general jist of it all is here.
It's just better at this point to sit down across the table from me and have me explain 'PERFIDIA' and 'Paradox Systems Theory' over coffee and donuts than to try getting it all from this website. This website is in a 'perfunctory' stage until I can find the time to wax eloquent with werds an pitchers and dogs and ponies.
That being said,...
I'm glad you made it.
Click on the hypercube to start your perfidious journey...
I just found a great new website! It's by a guy called Steven Rado. He's been working for years on something called 'Aethro-Kinematics'. Basically he has traced scientific anomalies back to a central divergence from the original scientific concept of 'The Ether'...or 'Aether'. He has come to the same conclusions as I have on many subjects and it's very exciting (and VALIDATING) to know that someone else has grasped the common sense truths of toroidal geometry, fluid dynamics, etc...and has done some real background homework! Click on the MAGNET below to link to his website!
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