If anyone knows the authors of any of the following, please email me so that I can credit the person with their work.

“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” – Unknown

“You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with a strange cat.2 – Colonial American Proverb

“Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God”. – Unknown

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” – Winston Churchill

In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.” – Unknown

“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” – Jeff Valdez

“Beware of people who dislike cats.” – Irish proverb

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Cats Sleep Anywhere.

Cats sleep anywhere, any table, any chair.

Top of piano, window-ledge, in the middle, on the edge.

Open draw, empty shoe, anybody’s lap will do.

Fitted in a cardboard box, in the cupboard with your frocks.

Anywhere! They don’t care! Cats sleep anywhere.

Eleanor Farjeon (1881 – 1965)

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Cat Kisses.

Sandpaper Kisses

On a cheek or a chin

That is the way

For a day to begin!

Sandpaper Kisses

A cuddle and a purr

I have an alarm clock

That’s covered in fur!

Unknown Author

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I’m Only A Cat.

I’m only a cat,

And I don’t finicky much…

I’m happy with cream

And anchovies and such!

I’m only a cat,

And we’ll get along fine…

As long as you know

I’m not yours… you’re all mine!

Author Unknown

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“A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it easy, he has only to spray and his presence is there for years on rainy days.” – Albert Einstein

“Every dog has his day… but the nights are reserved for the cats.” – Unknown

“I care not for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.” – Abraham Lincoln

“No matter how cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.” – Abraham Lincoln

“If stretching were wealth, the cat would be rich.” – Unknown

“I purr, therefore I am.” – Anonymous

“Cat’s Motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.” – Anonymous

“I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.” – Unknown

“My husband said it was him or the cat… I miss him sometimes.” – Unknown

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Little Ghost Cat

Your footsteps pit-pat

In the hallway of my mind

The kiss of air, whisper-soft purr;

I hear the echos of your purr;

See your pouncing shadow everywhere….

And smile through my tears.

Author Unknown

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