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'ello!!! It's me, Kintiska(you may call me Kints), the bestest feef on the disc Feefs!!! This site
is made for feefs, by feefs and is all about feefs. Of course any
non-feef is welcome here, just most things won't apply to you! Well, have fun you crazy kids!
<3 Kints
Here's the game: http://discworld.atuin.net |
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WELCOME to moi site! Please excuse any typing errors. OKAY... |
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I am not French. Even though I use the word "moi" that does not,
in fact, enable me to be French. Even though 99% percent of this website
is in English I know how some of you can be confused by my using "moi".
I do not have a problem with French people, France or anything that is
French nor am I Galiophobic. I hope my confusing and utterly insane
ways haven't caused you any physical or emotional anguish. Thank you. <3 Kints/Ska --Apparently a bewildering French person-- |
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Here are answers to some of those burning questions you have!
Q: Okay first off, what is a feef? A: A thief you silly goose! Q: Right. Now, how do I join the feefs? A: Go to the thieves' guild, find Kordane (he's upstairs and to the south of the entrance), and then join! Q: Easy enough! After I join what should I do? A: Well, you can do a number of things. You can be taught things by exploring the guild, you can just sit there like a newbie, or you could gain experience. Q: How do I gain the whatyoujustsaid stuff? A: Many different ways...you could explore other countries, kill things, or my personal favorite---random souling! Q: Okay now I have even more questions... A: *laughs* *mutters--'newbies'* Q: What's a soul? A: That whispy thing that gets you into heaven if you're good. Q: Seriously? A: Yes. Q: Then how can I random soul? A: Ohhh you mean THAT kind of soul. Q: Yeah! What is it? A: A sort-of action, if you will. Like a command. Q: Oohh-kaayy, that clears that one up. A: Was that sarcasm? Q: Hey now...I'm the 'Q'...therefore, I should be asking the Questions A: Oh...yes...Well ask them! Q: What should I kill? A: Anything you want! Except players...you can't do that. And make sure to loot (get *something/all* from corpse) and bury them! Q: Fine...okay...I've killed a few things...and now I'M DEAD! A: Haha! Q: It's not funny! I died! A: It's okay you get seven lives...to start out with... Q: What should I do?! A: Read the book DEATH gave you. Q: Oh that was helpful! A: I do not appreciate your sarcasm! Now 'who pishe' and politely ask a pishe priest to resurect you. Q: Oh some nice Pishe priest saved me! A: Yes most people are nice. A: I don't know...after you died I gave up on you. You died way too fast...you must be stupid. Q: I died because you told me to attack things! A: I never told you to attack things stronger than you! Q: You never said not to either! A: Touché 'Q', touché. Q: Yeah whatever. Now...I lost my experience when I died. A: That sucks. Q: Should I gain it back? A: I would...you need xp (experience, if you didn't get that) to advance in your guild. Q: Okay *kills things* I have experience...now what? A: Go to Kordane and advance your skills. Q: Now what? A: Hmm...Oh you might want to specialise in something...before you reach level 30. Q: What can I specialise in? A: If you read the guide book Kordane gave you it will tell you all the things you can specialise in. Q: Yay...I picked my specialisation! Cutpurse! A: Typical! Q: What is that suposed to mean? A: Nothing. Q: Now what? A: Ummm...get some money. Advance fighting and health too. many days later... Q: It's been a while and I've killed a lot of things...and I'm STILL poor! A: Get used to it buddy! Q: Can I borrow some money? A: Can't help ya there...I'm po' too. Q: Po'? What's po'? A: A person too poor to afford to say poor so they have to say po'! Q: Ohh...yes... A: Now...go kill some more things! Q: O.K. *kills some things* Oh no! A: What? Q: I'm getting the stuffing knocked out of me by a 'watchman'. A: Get used to it. A watchman is like a police officer. You have two choices...run away and be wanted, or give up and go to jail. Q: I gave up. A: I knew you would. Q: I'm in a room now...and some man named Flint locked me in and told me I am sentenced to 32 minutes. A: That's it?! Q: Yes. Is that 32 real mintues? A: No, 32 discworld (DW) minutes. Q: What do I do? A: Wait. Or have someone bail you out. Q: Waiting it is. A: Let's sing to pass the time..."They locked me in! ---Those ssasswots!--- They said I've sinned! ---Those ssasswots!--- What to do? Should I sue? Put me in! Took my tin! THOSE SSASSWOTS! Q: That was lovely. A: I know. I should be a professional singer. Q: I'm FREE I'm FREE!!! A: Good for you. Q: Well I'm going to go now, I don't really need your help anymore...I think I've gotten the game. A: Pfff! You'll be back...YOU'LL BE BACK! Q: Yes...Okay...Farewell...maybe you should see Dr. Fraud. A: I Already did! That jerk took my money and didn't even help me! Q: Right........Goodbye now. A: Hmmff! |
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