Caution: This section contains mindless babbling on our part...
Light: Heeeellooooo all you obsessed Fearless fans out there, I’m Light. All I can say about my personality at the moment is [blank] (makes weird hand motion) (Shadow does not seem to be laughing…)
Shadow: Yeah, hey, whatever. Enough with the hi’s already. God Light’s weird… had no idea what the hell she was talking about, but hey, that’s how it usually is lol…. (Light is not amused…) Amused my butt… (Light: no, I rather not thank you…) I didn’t say amuse my butt, I said amusED my butt okay? Byebye Light. (Light: I’d rather not think about your butt okay?) (Shadow shakes head) Whatever. I SAID BYEBYE LIGHT! GET LOST! GO AWAY! ENOUGH COMMENTS! Okay… I’m calm….
Anyway, back to moi. I tend to be the comedian out of us, and as we all know, a good comedian never laughs at his/her own jokes (Light: Yes, but you always laugh at your own jokes!) Shadow: Yes, but THAT’S NOT THE POINT! Okay? lol….
Okay, I’m gonna go now. Enough explaining… byebye.
x- SHADOW -X
Light: Ah! I know what to say know. Due to recent events, I have decided I don’t like Shadow anymore and I am about to throw her out of my house- give me a sec… (Light opens door, picks Shadow up by her collar, and throws her out the door…)
Shadow: Okay, if that was your attempt at being funny, then haha. I’m back anyway, your worst nightmare… god, I can’t believe I just said that…. Oh, and I HAVE NO COLLAR! What do you think I am? A bloody dog? And don’t you DARE say a thing my lil amigos
Light: do you want to come round here anymore? Do you want to borrow my fearless books anymore? I think not. Now, I wanna continue my description… no more wisecracks please!
Shadow: Okay, fine, if you don’t want me here, I guess I could always sleep in the library lol….
Light: ha- not all the fearless books are there, and WHSmith won’t let you bunk in their shop…
Shadow: I have all the newest book anyway, the only ones I need are the ones from 2-9 and they have all of those in the library.
Light: listen, if t weren’t for good old me, you wouldn’t even read fearless books- I got you into them! Or did you forget who got you the first one for your birthday?
Shadow: What’s your point? Good, you got it for me, cheers, and????
Light: and stop being so flippin’ ungrateful and let me finish my intro- I didn’t interrupt yours as much as you have mine!
Anyway- I got into fearless after it was advertised in a charmed book- the blurb sounded so cool I had to read it. There- I’m done, you happy!?
Shadow: Yeah, sure, whatever. I ain’t angrateful, but you’re not exactly giving my a chance to be grateful after all the things you said and done! You throw me out of the house again, I’ll… I dunno, can’t think of anything bad at 9 in the morning, so whatever. Bye!
Light: okay, you’ve crossed the line from funny into just plain mean! You’re reputation is staked on making me cry…. And you spelt ungrateful incorrectly…
Shadow: Aw, Light I hate it when you cry, but what do you want me to do? Say I’m sorry?
Light: yes.
Shadow: Sor……so….soz. That just sounds much better than sorry.
Light: that didn’t sound like an apology to me…
Shadow: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? GROVEL AT YOUR FEET?
Light: yes, that would be nice…
Shadow gets out tennis racket and begins hitting Light with it: TAKE THAT!
Okay, this is getting really long, you noticed?
Light: I mentioned that ten minutes ago! (She picks up broken computer monitor and lobs it at Shadow)
Shadow: Come on, be realistic, you couldn’t even pick UP the computer monitor! Anyway, exaggeration, I do NOT think that was ten minutes ago.
Light: fine- I won’t do what you say- I realise that was mean anyway… AND I ONLY SAY MEAN COS YOU WON’T LET ME SAY SPITEFUL!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: That’s because I was going to use SPITEFUL now and you took it away from me. Anyway, I am wounded by your spiteful words. Can we go now? Really getting long here.
Light: dramatic much?
Shadow: I was being sarcastic.
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