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Hey everyone, Jake here... This is one of the crazy ideas that Victor and I had yesterday when we were snowboarding at Blue Mountain. Well, actually, a lot of the time, we were inside, being fat and eating food. FATTY! Yeah... anyways, I was putting melted cheese on all my food, like Pretzel, Nachos, Hot Dog... and Victor was like "Do you put cheese on EVERYTHING you eat?" and I launched off into a huge explanation on how if cheese doesn't go on it, ranch sauce will, and gravy covers just about everything else, and i was all like "Dudeee it's like... the trinity of condiments!!!" and he was all like "Yeahhhhh!!!!!!!!" and we had an idea of making a dude like, a cheese JEDI-esque kind of thing... with like a cheese saber! and then we'd have a Ranch dude like Han Solo, and Gravy would be represented by this huge chewbacca kinda thing that just kills stuff... and then i got the idea of the other side, the ketchup-mustard-mayonaise side, because they're so much more common. and there would be like, ketchup soldiers, and little yellow mustard things that run around and drip all over the place, and huge mayonaise globby monster things! and there would be Salt, and Pepper, and salt would be like magic, and pepper would be physical strength because someone must have put steroids into Victor's pepper, back at strings camp. Anyways, that's all for now, more yummy updates to come later...