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To discover what kind of person you are dealing with, I thought I would tell you a little about me
I was married to a handsome man, in my first marriage. Together we had a delightful son, we named Peter. He always had his head in the clouds, then he figured out how to fly. He made friends with some other children that just refused to grow up. They found an island and settled there. My dearly departed husband went to bring Peter home, the last thing he heard was "tick tock, tick tock". I hear he was the only person that crocodile caught
Then I found husband #2. He was vertically challenged, but a real nice person. We had 7 children, all boys. They were vertically challenged too. They were all hired by the same mining company, and wound up buying a house together, closer to their work. They lived very happily til that slutty Snow White moved in with them. After divorcing me, their father moved in with all of them
I decided to try marriage one more time. I found a doll of a man, named Ken. We had twins, named them Ann and Andy. One morning I woke to find a note on his pillow, saying he left me for another woman named Barbie!
To ease the pain, I got very involved with our children. One day, while giving them a bath, I noticed they were both losing stuffing, put them up on the shelf of my closet.
I give up, I have no grandchildren.
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