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A Guide to The Fallen Angels Dragon Boat Team Website

Here at The Fallen Angels we love trouble. So it's our great pleasure to present a well and truly comprehensive troubleshoot guide to using our website. Please step this way for our friendly customer service. So without further ado, the Fallen Angels Website FAQ.

Q: Your site takes a long time to load!

A: Tough. We like fancy graphics.

Q: Your site doesn't look very good with images turned off!

A: This site was designed for people who live in the 21st century. Stop being a penny pinching whiner and turn the graphics on.

Q: Your site layout looks funny. The background repeats itself and looks really messy!

A: What the heck browser are you using?! Download an upgrade that can use the latest HTML and CSS commands and stop being so awkward.

Q: Your scrollbar doesn't match the rest of the sites colour scheme!

A: Like it says on the splash screen, "This site is designed for use with Internet Explorer 5+". The reason it isn't matching the colour scheme is because you are an anti Bill Gates type of person who insists on using non Microsoft software such as Netscape just to be different, despite the lack of cool stuff it can't do.

Q: Why isn't there more photo and video galleries?

A: Look dammit, we only just started the website okay!?

Q: On the photos I can see on your site, your paddling technique is terrible!

A: That's because most of the photos at the moment aren't of us, but of the Spice competitors! Look, we'll get some more of us up as the year goes on. That okay with you buddy?

Q: Hey, you used my paddle as one of your icons!

A: It's an interesting looking paddle.

Q: Cool looking site. Shame you can't paddle!

A: Say that to our face.

Q: Angels. That's a pansie name isn't it?

A: See above.

Q: What the hell have you done to our logos on the links page?!

A: You got a link didn't you? I can take it off if you like...

Q: Why are you being so mean?

A: Stop asking so many questions.

Q: Why don't you have a uniform?

A: We're working on it. Now where are the questions about the website you wanted to ask?

Q: Why haven't you got alternate non graphical text to describe all the links on your site?

A: We assumed people would have the intelligence to work them out.

There you have it. The comprehensive Q&A guide to using this website. If you have some more intelligent questions and enquiries please don't hesitate to contact us on the relevant links at the bottom of the site. If you don't have anything intelligent to say, don't.