When God made girls He was Happy. 

When God made boys He was sad. 

When God made us He was just showin off!                     

(we did not intentionally copy the TEEN GIRL SQUAD from HomestarRunner)

Cheerleader:

Age-19

Sex- WELL THIS IS THE EYC TEEN GIRL SQUAD WHAT DO YOU THINK

Dating Status- likes guys who are pretty much nerds....so if ur a nerd you're in luck cuz u got a hot cheerleader waiting to cheer for u!

Likes- to show off her moves to her nerdy men, she likes walking in the rain without her umbrella, discovering nature step by step.

Dislikes- nerdy girls flirting with her nerdy men...chocolates with coconut filling, having too less ppl around.

Books and magazines- Nerds Illustrated, How to get a Nerd interested in a Prep, Seventeen,

Movies and Tv- Barney, the Tigger Movie, Teletubbies...u know kid stuff.

Juicy Factor- Her body

Foods and Drinks- anything that is low in fat, calories, and all of that crap that makes u skinny

Bad habits- too much showing off, gets obsessed with herself

Pets- 20 cats and 1 dog, used to have 30 cats....u know what happend.

Catch phrase- Ready....Ok...GO TEEN GIRL SQUAD! *giggles*

Hobbies- cheering, and shopping

weakness- falling from her pyramid

JABBLES:

Age- 17

Sex- WELL THIS IS THE EYC TEEN GIRL SQUAD WHAT DO YOU THINK

Dating status- i like every boy

Likes-Waffles! almost getting kicked out of the mall! good bands, chocolate bars, rock climbing, snow skiing, boys, snowboarding, staying up until 5 ON ACCIDENT, good charlotte, coby dick, bille joe armstrong, joe loeffeler

Dislikes---Too many people around, people hating themselves, spinach, ashlee simpson, mochas that arent chocolaty enough, being ignored, being hated for no good reason

Books & Magazines -Huckleberring finn, 17, the unfortunate seires of events

Movies and TV --Shark tale,NAPOLEON DYNAMIGHT, alias, wife swap (my mom loves it too), viva la BAM,

 Juicy Factor- my imperfection

foods and drinks -Chocolate and dr pepper. together. yummy. oh ya i also like BANANAS and cheetos! margaritas! sunKist! waffels! turkey! basically, anything thats not from the cafeteria or anythign thats frozen

bad habits-- crack and opium.. screaming at the top of my lungs(actualy thats funn)

 pets-- eh 45 excotic fish, each 1 has a name

hobbies -- running around with the teen girl squad DUH

catch phrase -- get me a library card, cause im checking you out!

weakness- having to be quiet

SPEEDY-

Age-19

Sex- WELL THIS IS THE EYC TEEN GIRL SQUAD WHAT DO YOU THINK

Dating Status- loves to walk down moon-lit beaches with other short guys

Likes- loves hanging with her squad...of course, likes to chat on aim with them, and like to shop t the mall.

Dislikes- being called short, cheese, being called a blonde, old fashioned black and white movies and soaps.

Books and Magazines- J14, The Mouse and the Motercycle,

Movies and Tv- Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Shrek 2, CSI

Juicy Factor- Ability to beat the boys at races

Foods and Drinks- Anything sweet and that has caffine to make her hyper

Bad Habits- Biting nails and Bragging when she wins races

Pets- 1 Dog and a turtle named speedy

Hobbies- playing the piano, and racing people

Catch Phrase- Catch me if u can, You cant catch me cuz im the GINGERBREAD MAN!

Weakness- Loosing a race

Dot:

Age- 16

Sex- WELL THIS IS THE EYC TEEN GIRL SQUAD WHAT DO YOU THINK

Dating Status- a romantic candle-lit dinner with a nice guy

Likes- food, sports, stuffed animals, accessories, to hang w/ her tgs, to paint cute baby animals

Dislikes- gum chewers, people who are crewl to animals

Books & Magazines- Harry Potter, J- 14, Polka Dot Illustrated, Shopping catalogs

Movies & TV- CSI, MS. CONJENIALITY, Legally Blonde (I and II), soaps

Juicy Factor- Ability to SHOW OFF her sassy self

Food and DRINKS- CHEEZE, CHOCOLATE, OLIVES,  Strawberry dacheri (virgin)

Bad habits- buying too many purses

Pets- exotic animals on the brink of extinction (panda, etc.)

Hobbies- playing sports, painting, shopping, chillin' with the tgs

Catch Phrase- CHILL DUDE!

Weakness- seeing spots

SO-AND-SO:

Age- 18

Sex- WELL THIS IS THE EYC TEEN GIRL SQUAD WHAT DO YOU THINK

Dating Status- has trouble finding the perfect guy

Likes- hanging with her girls, shopping, hot guys

Dislikes- nerds that follow and worship her, long lines when shopping, when her girls are grounded

Books and Magazines- Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, loves shopping catalogs

Movies and TV- National Treasure, CSI, 50 First Dates, Rugrats (when wanting to feel younger)

Foods and Drinks- Mostly low calorie but loves the taste of pizza and root beer.

Bad Habits- Looking hot with her gals and makin every other girl in the world feel bad

Pets- 2 cute puppies and 1 kitty

Hobbies- to paint and take pictures of nature, collect coupons for when she goes shopping

Catch Phrase- Shop 'til Ya Drop

Weakness- when her credit card is expired

CAT POWER:

Age-16

Sex-WELL THIS IS THE EYC TEEN GIRL SQUAD WHAT DO YOU THINK

Dating Status- Likes any guy that likes cats or just any guy...

Likes- cats...duh, fashion, birds, shopping with the squad

Dislikes- birds...they must be eaten 

Books and Magazines- GL, Cats Illustrated, The Call of the Wild

Movies and TV- Father of the Pride, Cat Woman, Cats and Dogs, and The Lion King

Juicy Factor- her obsession with cats

Foods and drinks- Milk, Lasagna, Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate...

Bad Habits- Meowing uncontrollably, getting frustrated when lepoard outfits r on display

Pets- Cats of course.

Catch Phrase- MEOW!

Hobbies- collecting yarn and making the biggest yarn ball in the world

Weakness- being surrounded by hot guys...too...many...to...flirt...with...

Cheeks:

Age- 19

Sex- WELL THIS IS THE EYC TEEN GIRL SQUAD WHAT DO YOU THINK

Dating Status- a man who is in his late 60's and enjoys exotic cheeses and likes ferrets

Likes- ferrets, cheese,smoothies, short walks along the beach, computers

Dislikes-clowns, i dated one once, then he tried to smuggle me to cuba, but i'd rather not speak on that now

Books and Magazines- staying regular, how to master fondue and how to make the most out of you ferret

Movies and TV- along came polly(the ferret!) and taichi w/ your ferret

Juicy Factor- my luciousness

Bad Habits- run down the street butt naked yelling AHHHHH!

Pets- eh...27 ferrits

Catch Phrase- whatch waiting for?

Hobbies- knitting sweaters for my ferrets

Weakness- chocolate milk