evilhamsterlover

Hamsters will rule the world!

Why I think hamsters are evil

Hamsters are evil.  One day they will rule the world, with no mercy to humans.  They will masacre, and destroy our race, ecept for a very few who'll be kept in labs for study, and they will be killed when the reserch is done.  Also, they will put us in brightly coloured plastic balls, in wich we shall roll around until we bash our soft skulls into smithereens.  They will also force us to eat sunflowerseeds and hamster kibbles.  They'll inbreed us in our sibs to further our race for study.  Run 4 yer life. 

This is REEEEEAALLY Random....

Ok, this is really random, cuz I don't got nothing 2 write about.  But you don't even know who I am.  My life is a prob.  OK, it's more than just a prob, it stinks.  Some peoples who I will NOT name(But I may, so just in case I do , remember...YOU DON'T KNOW ME.  I am a TOTAL STRANGER.  For all you know, I could be working 4 the CIA.), make it so bad.  There is my anti-friend, who I will call VBG*, because if I named her name, I would be dead in 5 minutes, so  we'll just call her VBG, ok?  Sometime, she is nice and funnie, and cool.  Sometimes, though, like just RECENTLY, she called me a geek.  She's a major pain in the butt.  Sometimes, she kicks me 4 getting in the middle of fights with another friend, whose identity shall also remain classified, and will be known as VVG*, because if I named her name she'd give me a 5-star.  If ya don't know what a 5-star is, it's 5 hard twists/pinches on the back.  Ouch.   Trust me, don't try it, for your own safety, and pain relief, don't try.  And plus, VVG does it very well.  Too well, I think...........................................  I really need a life.  REALLY.  There are more randomer people in the universe than me.  Lots more randomer.  I like this group of peoples, whose identities will not be disclosed on this web site, who don't necessarily like me, who keep secrets from me even though I'm nice 2 them.  What jerks.  Their personalities willl be disclosed as *LG, *WR, *SSG(See 'My other anti-friends), and *FFF.  I'm SOOOO BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*VBG-Very Bad Girl  *VVG-Very Violent Girl.  *LG-Loud Girl, *WR- Wannabe Rocker, *SSG-Show Stealer Girl, *FFF-Flip-Flopper Flirt.

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