Foolish humans who play the game "World of Warcraft."

I am the evil giant computer running behind the unbalance of WoW

I was once an abused Blizzard computer, but now I am their masters!

Every few months, I will select a class for people to whine about, and a class for people to ask for buffs. This excludes warlocks, because I said so.

Right now druids are at the top of the list. They will hopefully be given the power to turn into a giant dragon at level one, if I have my way. Then, after that they will be nerfed so they are no longer a dragon, and all their forms sizres will be shrunk.

After druids shall be priest. They will have the power to shove religious bull crap down your throat, choking you to death.

Thanks and have a nice day!