You are all unaware that me, a small really evil overlooked gremlin is secretly taking over the world from the depths of the Peruvian jungles. Me and my slightly insane dog Jasper are plotting to kill you all (or keep some of you in a cage for our amusement). We have already dug some graves and built a sacrificial temple to murder you all on. Happy dying! 

There is also another killer in my "crew" but she is just a cheesy goth trying to be cool and me and Jasper will kill her when we have completed our plan for world domination! TEE HEE! 

Saddo Mandy is a small Scottish lowt who enjoys munching on sprigs of wild heather in her spare time and has an unhealthy obsession with unicycles.  WOT?????

 that is you viewer!