This is a page for all the quotes I find in fanfictions or anywhere really that I like, or just simply things which my friends or I have said or thought or done which I thought was funny, so I put it here. Currently still under construction due to the insane amount of enters I now have to put in.
Oh, and I'm sorry, but not all of them have where they're from. That was because I got two quotes without a source, right, then I found another and decided to start a quotes thing, so I thought that it would look weird if those two quotes didn't have a source and the other DID. Then eventually I got guilty and started putting them there. Once again, sorry!
“If you can tag an explanation and a summary onto it, then it’s not love,” -Lily ('Getting over you' by Lorelei6)
“Fine. I’ll go talk to him. If I’m not back in an hour, it means I killed him and trying to dispose of the body in an inconspicuous manner.” -Remus ('Getting over you' by Lorelei6)
'I was impressed. I´d managed to be a cool cousin and work on my children skills. I wasn´t going to be a hopeless mother. I was going to be Supermum! I bounced over to Remus to tell him the good news.
‘I´m not going to kill my children!´ I told him with a big smile on my face.
He did a double take. ‘What was that?´" -Ginny ('The 'B' word)
"SNAPE: I want two rolls of parchment on WEREWOLVES by tomorrow, including what WEREWOLVES look like, how to detect WEREWOLVES in the faculty of a British boarding school for wizards, and the definition of the Latin word “lupus.” CLASS DISMISSED!".............
[shouting after them]: WEREWOLVES WEREWOLVES WEREWOLVES! -Snape (HP POA in 15 minutes)
"LUPIN [rushing in]: Harry, no! EXPELLIARMUS!
THE KIDS: Lupin!
SIRIUS: Remus!
LUPIN: Sirius!
SIRIUS: Hug!
HERMIONE: Werewolf!
RON AND HARRY: What?
SNAPE: BLACK!
THE KIDS: Snape!
SNAPE: EXPELLIARMUS!
LUPIN: Noooo!
SIRIUS: Pettigrew!
THE KIDS: What?
SIRIUS: Map!
LUPIN: Dead!
SIRIUS: No!
LUPIN: Yes!
SIRIUS: No!
LUPIN: Yes!
SIRIUS: No!
LUPIN: Yes!
SNAPE: Christ, you two bicker like an old married couple.
SIRIUS/LUPIN SHIPPERS: YAY! " -Shreiking shack scene in POA (HP POA in 15 minutes)
HARRY: All right, here comes my dad.
HERMIONE: Uh, Harry...? I'm pretty sure you and Sirius are about to die here.
HARRY: Oh, goddammit--EXPECTO PATRONUM!
PATRONUS: *prances stagfully*
*HARRY: Dad!*
HARRY: OH MY GOD I'M MY OWN FATHER. -Dementor scene in POA(HP POA in 15 minutes)
It occurred to Remus then that Sirius was perhaps the smartest idiot he knew. A mind so sharp it could slice through the most convoluted of puzzles, and yet so flexible it repeatedly managed to sidestep the obvious answer
Remus sat on a chair staring blankly at the door, psychically trying to persuade it that it really did want to open. The door sent a plain message in response: I will not open. Well, more like: I don't have psychic powers, you dork - I'm a flipping door.
Tis a cheker board of nights and days
With destiny for men with pieces plays
Hither an thither moves, and mates, and slays
And one by one back in the closest lays
"There comes a time, in every fangirl's life, when you just have to say to yourself...'I will not lick the computer screen.'"
"There is something undeniably sexy about men in uniform... Especially when they are on top of other men in uniform!"
"And just where have you been?" She hit Chris upside his head with a stern fist. "You were supposed to be training with me but instead you ran off with Lord Clueless here."
While Chris protested, Raenef was left blinking at the arguing pair. Who was this Lord Clueless they kept talking about? Chris was with him-not some other Demon Lord.
Although, Shigure thought with a huff, it was his house, and if he wanted to find orgasmic bliss in his office over a pornographic novel about two of his cousins screwing each other…
He wondered if he could get pictures. The he remembered that it was only a novel.
Sigh.
“LEEKS!” he roared. “WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MORON PUT’S LEEKS IN THEIR RICE?”
“This kind of moron!” Ayame said cheerfully. He seemed to have no idea of the danger he had just placed himself in.
Momiji looked back at him with wide eyes that said ‘have you forgotten?’
Haru nodded with an expression that said ‘I always forget things black Haru does.’
Momiji gave Haru an unexplainable expression that said ‘Really? Anyways, you know Haisha and Shousha? They are actually Kyo and Yuki!’
Haru narrowed his eyebrows in a confused expression. ‘How is your face able to express all that?’
Momiji shrugged and with a grin his face he expressed ‘I’m amazed we can actually understand each other!’
Haru nodded. ‘Me too.” He expressed.
Various passer-bys stared oddly at the two boys with expressive faces. But who could blame them?
Anyways, the little squealer squealed to the teacher, and the teacher exploded. Literally. Her guts, blood and ripped flesh was scattered everywhere. Some girls shrieked. Some guys did the same. Tohru fainted.
And Kyo? Kyo shrugged and decided he might as well go home now, seeing as their teacher was dead.
"[Kyo]'s a big boy... he can take care of himself," Shigure flipped the page.
"You know..." Yuki said quickly. "Since Kyo is living in your house Shigure, anything that happens to him will be your fault."
Slamming down his newspaper roughly on the table Shigure exclaimed, "Oh my god! Your right! We have to form a search party immediately! Tohru? Yuki? Go find him while I take a bath!" The writer dashed out of the room before anyone could argue.
Author's Notes: It's my birthday tomorrow—I'll be 17 and finally it'll be legal for me to read the stuff I write.- Ryuuza
Yuki: Shigure’s goldfish died.
Shigure: What! (Speeds over to fishbowl) They’re not dead; they’re just sleeping!
Yuki:… for three months?
Shigure: They hibernate!- Kyo's problem and Goldfish
Yuki: What was I thinking? Kyo isn’t….sexy… But he is! AGH!
Me: Oh, how I love boys who are sexually confused!- Kyo's problem and Goldfish
Yuki: I don’t know if I should be more freaked out by this Moby Dick that makes Sally Struthers look like a bikini model, or by the fact that Kyo thinks that he’s supposed to be a girl and is walking around the house completely naked. (Looks and thinks to self) “Damn! He’s fine! AHH! What the hell! Stop thinking nasty thoughts! Kyo’s…so…hot...” (Slaps self across face) “Stop it! You must not think!”
Me: That’s why we love you, Yuki! You sick little half-rodent perv, you!
Kyo and Shigure: (Sees Yuki slap himself)
Shigure: Whoa, I didn’t know Yuki was a masochist.- Kyo's problem and Goldfish
Yuki: Ah! Kyo, are you okay!
Kyo: (Looks at Yuki with tear-filled eyes) “Yuki…”
Yuki: Yes?
Kyo: I don’t know if I’ll make it…HOLD MY HAND, DAMMIT!
Yuki: Oh! (Grabs Kyo’s hand) What is it?
Kyo: (Cough) As I was saying… I don’t know if I’ll make it…
Yuki: What? NOOO!
Kyo: But… I have something to say that might make you feel better…
Yuki: (Eyes welling up with tears) What is it, my love?
Kyo: I… (Cough Cough) I…
Yuki: Tell me…. please…
Kyo: I… just saved…. a bunch of money… on my car insurance by switching… (Cough Cough) to Geico… (Faints)
Yuki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kyo: (Gets up) Thanks, I’m fine now.
Yuki: I just died a little inside…
Me: And this, my friends, all happened inside of a giant goldfish.- Kyo's problem and Goldfish
Shigure: (On phone) “Oh HAAAAA-SAAAN!”
Hatori: What the hell do you want? I’m operating on Akito’s left lung.
Shigure: How boring! Let’s go to a karaoke bar!
Hatori: I can’t go, as I said, I’m operating.
Shigure: Operating is for phones! Let’s bounce, yo!
Hatori: … I hurr dat. Let’s bounce. (Leaves Akito on operating table, and Akito wakes up miraculously)
Akito: YOU COME BACK HERE, HATORI, AND KEEP ME ALIVE, DAMMIT!
Santa: You’re getting coal again this year… (Checks list)
Akito: SHUT UP, OLD MAN! I WANT YOU TO SUFFER! (Takes out stereo and puts on Justin Timberlake)
Santa: ...What the hell...
Akito: That's it! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! SUFFER, OLD MAN; SUFFERRRRRR! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! YOU JUST GOT SERVED!
Santa: …Definitely on the naughty list.- Kyo's problem and Goldfish
Levon the Asparagus: I-I can barely move my stalk… agh…
Kyo: Wait, you can talk…more!
Levon: Of course, you nimwit. Once I’m swallowed by a giant sea creature, I can speak up to ten different languages!
Kyo: O.o
Levon: I can speak German especially well. Einen Tabakbeutel! (Tobacco pouch!) Sie mussen Ihre eigene Seife und Ihren eigenen Waschlappen stellen. (You must provide your own soap and facecloth.)- Kyo's problem and goldfish
Kyo: (Wakes up) What the hell! That dream sucked! (Even though I secretly enjoyed it.)
(Slaps self) Dammit! NO I DIDN’T ENJOY MY SEMI-WET DREAM OF YUKI!
Yuki: (Standing in doorway) O.O…- Kyo's problem and Goldfish
Yuki: What kind of name is Rain?
Rain: (Sniff) Well, my dad is a weatherman, and he named me and (sniffle) my siblings after the weather.
Kyo: That’s stupid.
Rain: (Cries) My sisters’ names are Celsius and Low Pressure Front. - Kyo's problem and Goldfish
Little Timmy: (Stops all of a sudden and holds his hands against his ears.) STOP IT! STOP IT!
Kyo: What’s the matter with him?
Yuki: If someone eats that kind of beef jerky, they’ll have old show theme songs stuck in their head for 12 hours.
Kyo: Ouch…
Little Timmy: NOT THE JEFFERSONS! (Faints)- Kyo's problem and goldfish
LILY: [reads off the script] Oh James, the one whose hair shines like the rising sun—wait… [squints at James] Since when was the rising sun black?
DIRECTOR: Eclipse. - Clicheness
LILY: So anyway, I was wondering if you could pose as my boyfriend, to, you know, make him jealous.
JAMES: (jealously and sadly) Who is this perfect guy who has stolen your precious heart?
LILY: Actually, he’s you.
JAMES: What?
DIRECTOR: (defensively) It’s the budget, okay? We had casting problems. - Clicheness
HARRY: Wait! Here are some last minute notes! Beware of a FRIEND who happens to look like a RAT and whose name starts with P and ends with ETER PETTIGREW!
JAMES: Huh?- Clicheness
VOLDEMORT: (wearing a mask) [Jumps out from behind a tree] Boo!
LILY AND JAMES: Ahhhh!
VOLDEMORT: [Takes off his mask] Haha! Got you! It's only me!
LILY AND JAMES: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!- Clicheness
Yuki exploded into laughter once more. This fit sent him into a hyperventilating state, which gave him an asthma attack. So he laughed into his inhaler, which obviously didn't help much so Kyo, being the smart little kitty he was decided to give Yuki mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Now the authoress would like to state right here and now that using mouth to mouth on asthma patients, no matter how sexy they are, DOES NOT HELP. I repeat, it does not do anything HELPFUL. Because asthma has to do with your lungs and mouth to mouth's other stuff.
On normal circumstances there would have been some sort of steamy shonen-ai scene involving Yuki realizing how good kissing Kyo was and Haru getting hot, hot, hot-but we forget one important fact. Yuki couldn't breathe. Haru managed to drag a (now sort of blue looking) Yuki, away from Kyo long enough for him to use his inhaler properly. Kyo just smirked like the feral baka he was.-Pure Disco
"Nii-san!" Yuki interrupted, "It's okay, can we go home now?"
Ayame burst into tears. Apparently, it was the first time Yuki had ever said something to him that was not incredibly rude and or followed by an attempt to end his life.- Pure Disco
“There should be a name for depression and anorexia, like annorexion!”
Pronunciation: An-or-reck-shun. Say it over in your head- Ayame, Pure Disco
[Playing the Sims 2] "How about we put Kyo, Tohru and Yuki in a room together and let them talk to each other,” Ayame smiled and Shigure clicked on Yuki and made him insult Kyo. Slowly the Sim version of Yuki walked over to Kyo and insulted the cat with a “Woolongbeikima,” but the cat laughed and there was a plus.
“Now who’d have thought that Kyo likes being insulted,” Ayame spoke.- Complete control
[Playing the Sims 2] Soon Yuki and Tohru seemed to be communicating with a line of two plusses and then Tohru started to talk about animals and Yuki replied saying that he didn’t like animals and there was a minus as the relationship dropped.
“What?” Shigure asked confused staring at the screen, “How could Yuki not like animals? He is an animal, unless he has been secretly hiding his hate.” - Complete Control
[Still playing the Sims 2] “Alright,” Shigure nodded and quickly directed the Yuki character to the shower but Kyo followed and watched Yuki as he washed. “Now what is Kyo doing?” the dog asked and selected Kyo and then told him to call on the telephone but the character cancelled the request and instead stood staring at Yuki shower.
“What is this?” Ayame asked, “Shigure I’m scared why isn’t Kyo-kun calling the police, why is he watching Yuki wash. This game is scarier than I thought ‘Gure,”- Complete Control
[You guessed it, the Sims 2] "Want to see how Yuki's doing?" Ayame asked and looked at Yuki talking to himself in the mirror and dressing up formally, "Ah my dearest younger brother is like me to the exact," -Complete Control
Anybody want a list of the funniest quotes known to mankind? Go here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/663673/
I was crying with laughter at the bicycle repair one. And the America poem one. And the Gippal, Baralai and Nooj one. And many many more.
"No! I will not attend that all boys' school! You can't make me!" Yuki knew he sounded childish, but still, Akio could've asked first.
Eyes flashed, and suddenly Akio's figure loomed over him. "Yes I can, Yuki." Lightning flashed.
"Is that a fact?" Yuki replied.
Akio took a deep breath. He didn't want to resort to this, but desperate times called for desperate measures. Besides, he was in the mood anyway, so why not indulge? "ON TOP OF OLD SMOOKEY! ALL COVERED WITH SNOOW! I--"
Yuki covered Akio's mouth with his hand, his other covering his ear. "Alright! Just. Don't. Sing. Anymore."-Brotherly Love
The boys were in an uproar when Ayame and Shigure had volunteered to do a demonstration. Mrs. Katsura was trying to teach them mouth to mouth resuscitation, and she didn't realize her mistake when she allowed Shigure and Ayame to demonstrate it.
Shigure had promptly gone into a fantastic imitation of someone having difficulty breathing, and promptly fell to the floor. Ayame had cried out loudly, and before Mrs. Katsura could tell him to keep it down, Ayame literally pounced on Shigure, raving about Shigure leaving him for all eternity. All the boys' mouth dropped once Ayame kissed--- or rather, banged his head against Shigure's. Shigure gave a pained groan, and Ayame promptly yelled that Shigure was dying if he didn't help him. On second try, their lips did connect, and Ayame was breathing air into him. Of course, neither of them paid attention when Mrs. Katsura had said to do it slowly and measured, and to NOT act like he was blowing a balloon.
Unfortunately, Ayame didn't get that last bit, and was like a backwards vacuum to Shigure's mouth. Hatori rubbed his temples slowly, feeling the beginnings of a migraine.
Mild Sweatdrop.- Brotherly love
Needless to say, Mrs. Katsura had blown a casket and got everything under control. Grinning madly, the two promptly jumped up as if Ayame hadn't just done what he did (You don't want to know) and Shigure hadn't responded the way he did (You really don't want to know..). Sitting down, they both gave Yuki a thumbs-up, and Yuki merely rolled his eyes at the gesture. "If that's supposed to make me feel safer when I have an attack, then I'd rather suffocate before you try that on me." He spoke softly.- Brotherly love
That done, she quickly sat down on her chair, and tried not to do the most unprofessional thing in her life in response to Ayame and Shigure's act.
Fan herself.
'SEXY! GOOD LORD, WERE THEY SEXY!!!'
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'If I were young again.. Mmm.. Threesome..'
<>- Brotherly Love
"That's life. Those are life. This is life. They're all lives." -Pedro
Excel: In combat, we don't have the luxury to think, so therefore we will squash probability into a ball and shoot from the hip!
Hyatt: You mean that you will guess wildly?
Excel: That is correct, Hatchan!
Helicopter crew: Where are we going to?
General: Who cares? We don't have a special reason.
Helicopter crew: But, then, what are we flying around for, sir?
General: We just wanted some action for this low budget movie.
Excel: Please don't worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you- not rob you
"That flashback was way too deep and French for Excel... -Excel (referring to her foggy memory of how she reached HQ after being at the bottom of the ocean, a memory involving Nabashin giving her mouth-to-mouth)
"In the next episode a new character will appear that will blow you--away that is!" -Excel
Robonmatsu's bomb song: (done while skipping...)
Disarm the bomb! Dismantle it! That's what I'm gonna do!
If you cut the red, then I'm gonna cut the blue!
Just three seconds left until it spells our doom!
Make a little oopsy and we all go Boom!
--Honestly, nothing could top the non-existent confession of Yuki saying he was gay and in a relationship with Ayame-- -Brotherly love
"It [Life] is the same as when you're driving...sometimes you go faster by letting go of the accelerator..." Fumihiro Shuchi, INITIAL D
"It's amazing what someone will do when they have the illusion of free will." - Judy Winchester, Gravitation (Manga Vol.8)
"No fair sky! I'm the one who feels like crying" - Alphonse, FMA
They were on a field trip in the mountains, a special trip celebrating the end of the school year. Their teacher had taken the class out on a hike in the mountains. Everyone was in groups of two, so in case you wandered away from the group and got lost, you’d have a buddy to eat in case you got hungry!- Lost
“Lily kissed [Sirius], too,” Peter whispered.
“Yes,” James added, “but I forgive her; she was acting under compulsion, after all. Plus, she swore at him even more than at me. It couldn’t be clearer that it’s me she fancies."- Snogging Nog
Such as the time Peter had improvised and told McGonagall that he was lying flat on his face in the sixth floor corridor after curfew (this was really part of an elaborate scheme to distract Filch (and Mrs. Norris) while James painted his office a vibrant shade of pink) because he had just been tripped by that pesky cat with the square markings around its eyes, which had then run off. In Peter’s defense, this was early second year, so they didn’t know McGonagall was an Animagus yet, but the results had not been pleasant, and Peter swore that as a cat, she both held a grudge and somehow knew he was a rat, because she chased him every chance she got. Remarks upon the general tendency of cats to chase rats regardless of personal history failed to sway him from this view.- A Midwinter Trainride's Dream
“Sod off, Wormtail. It’s only, you know, till he makes the first move. Then I promise I’ll shag him against every available surface. He won’t know what hit him, or if he does, he’ll be too properly shagged to care.” -Remus talking about Sirius in 'Chasing Moony
From one lonely cloud The moon rains out her beams and Heaven is overflow'd
“Uh,” Gippal said, trying to think of an explanation that wasn’t ‘I just had sex and I think I smell’.-Switch
Yes, and he was just kissing Baralai to get him to shut up. Of course that required a three-minute kiss! Why wouldn’t it?
Gippal had the terrible feeling that he was fooling himself, but he didn’t know how, exactly. That was disturbing.- Switch
"Oh my! The twins have grown! I bet that young man is beating the girls off with a stick!"
"Oh yeah. As often as possible." -Better Days (webcomic)
“Akito’s some demented little cross-dresser. Let’s leave it at that!”- Kyo on the Akito gender controversy, 'Philosophy'
“Laws, shmaws! I’m Albus Freaking Dumbledore! I can do whatever I bloody well want!” Actually, that wasn’t quite true. His middle name was Percival Wulfric Brian, not Freaking. But, yeah, he could pretty much do whatever he wanted, mostly because to others he could either do no wrong, or they were terrified of him, or both. In any case, he was Albus “Freaking” Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, and he could pretty much do whatever he bloody well wanted.- Hannah Abbott and the Reverse Sue Effect
In a sudden display of OOCness, Kyo and Yuki showered the pink confetti report on Ayame’s head after exchanging a significantly sly glance.
“You know what?” Shigure commented from Aya, “I think we should have given them a higher mark for cute shounen-ai scenes.”
“I didn’t know they swung that way!” Ayame gasped.- Don't want to know
(A/N Oh how I wish I could go to that particular school - the teachers would be SO much better than in ordinary schools...)- PurpleAjah talking about the 'school' in 'Don't want to know'. (You have to read this for it to be funny...but then it is :D Perhaps the above quote could help...?)
“Ah sir, it has been so long since I have seen you. It must have been simply dreadful for you not being able to see me every day as we once did. Have you missed me so much that you have framed my younger cousin and had to call me in? Really if you missed me that much you could have just called I would have been more than happy to have tea with you…”
“Mr. Sohma please will you sit down. Despite popular theory I am not happy to see you and I was very disappointed that you were the family member I was able to get a hold of."-The Replacement
“The little people are leprechauns...not stuffed rats...”- How Bad Could it Get?
"Mornings despise me."
"Time mocks me." -Both by me ^.^ I said time mocks me because I was DESPERATE to watch Inuyasha because I missed the last four (I suck) and the one before that was HEAPS BIG AND IMPORTANT...so I was like 'Oooh...five minutes till ten thirty...I HAVE to get home by ten thirty..' and guess which time I got home...? 10 thirty-one. Then I changed it to 'Fate mocks me' because it turned out it was a Friday and therefore Inuyasha wasnt even ON.
"Space, it seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you." -Fry, Futurama
[Phoning into the radio]“Now, I would also like to point out that your hair looks rather frizzy today,” said Ayame.
“But… how do you know that? You can’t see me.”
“Look behind you!” said Ayame.
Yukata turned around slowly. All she saw was a white wall.
“Made you look!” laughed Ayame, and than hung up. -Ayame's guide to style
God dammit! I couldn't think straight anymore. Fuck fuck fuck. What the hell was I doing? Hello! Stop it, Inuyasha! Why was I so entranced by a madman who was currently out to kill me? Inuyasha, you dumb, dumb bastard…-(Inuyasha thinking about Kouga) Golden Eyes
There once was a dog. He was friends with a cat. But then a wolf came and fell in love with the cat. The dog was very protective of the cat and fought with the wolf constantly. One day the wolf stole the cat away. Then some big ugly birds came and pecked at the wolf and hurt him very badly. The dog came to find the cat but he saw all these big ugly birds, so he killed them. He was about the kill the ingured wolf but the cat practically scratched his eyes out to protect the ingured wolf and helped him escape. You see the cat only wanted to protect the ingured wolf. So the cat hissed at the dog and ran down a well back home. -Shippo (Inuyasha)
“Don’t need a plan,” Inuyasha grunts, “I have a sword. Sword is better than a plan.”
“I can’t believe you people beat me so many times,” Kouga says in horror. “I’m so ashamed!”
“Well,” Inuyasha says, attempting comfort, “it is a really nice sword.” -Coming Home
"..But you know, there’s something I believe; I want to try and live my life carrying all of my memories with me. And even if those memories are painful, even if they do nothing but hurt me, I want to keep them. Even those memories I sometimes wish I could forget. As long as I can carry them with me, as long as I can keep holding on, then someday, someday ill be strong enough that those memories don’t hurt me anymore, and I’ll be glad that I have them. That’s what I believe, with all my heart." -Momiji: Fruits basket, Episode Fifteen, Chapter: Mama.
Me: Yeah! That sounds like a good name for a video game! Need for Steed- you go around stealing horses!
Me: The three most dangerous things in the world are: Toxic waste, nuclear weapons and enraged fangirls.
Me: *attempting to worok out what OMC stands for in a Demon Diary fanfic* Oh my...cod?!
Me: *thinking while eating dinner* Mmn, so...hey...didn't I have another piece of chicken? Yeah, I did! Someone stole my chicken! Alright, who-oh wait, I think that was me. Yeah, it was. *eats another piece of chicken*
Me: Wha---? You are so weird, James. *turns back to book* *saying for no reason* Ningyo Hime.
Person: *walks over to broken object* I can fix it!
Object: *explodes*
Person: Hey, that was MY job! -What my and my brother made up after watching an add on cartoon network where a person says they can fix something then it explodes
Fawn eyes shown with confusion as Ritsu looked at the snake. “But…but why? Was it something I did? Oh my! Forgive me Aya-sama! I apologize! I apologize to the world!”
Crap… now he’s going to lecture me for apologizing
(Hehe, I was reading two fanfictions at once, and I switched to the second after reading the first line...it fit so well I had to put it here...in case you're wondering, the first is a Furuba fic called 'Love Never Wanted Me' and the second is a Demon Diary fic called 'Alcohol does Wonders for the Tongue')
Eclipse was, for the first time in his life, completely dumbfounded. How did he sneak up on me like that? Was his first thought, before Raenef wants to rub sun screen all over your back! quickly took over.-Fire and Ice
Sam: Boys hugging makes every yearbook funny. -Danny Phantom
Ok. I was playing Pokemon Sapphire and I went to the Pokemon Center so I could deposit some items in the PC (My bag was stuffed full). As I went in there, I was thinking about this fanfiction, and imaginng me there, smiling and shaking my head, saying, "You stupid idiots." Just after I imagined myself saying that, I found myself walking out of the Pokemon center. ('Whaa-?' I thought.) It turned out that, since 90% of the time I go to the Pokemon center it's to heal my Pokemon, my brain went on automatic while I was thinking and went there instead. Heh, like I can talk!
And then, while I was narrating this in my head, I went back in and went to the PC, but I went to Lanette's PC instead of mine! Can't think straight today can I? :)
“Well, you use to be more care-free and fun. And by care-free and fun, I mean as care-free and fun as someone completely without the ability to be care-free and/or fun." -Ayame talking to Hatori in 'A Mabudachi Story'
Why did he kiss me? That’s not like him at all. Hmm, if this were some sort of ‘fanfiction’, Kyou would be considered out of character. - Yuki in 'Lemonade' (Ironically enough, Kyo actually had a good reason for kising Yuki!)
A few minutes later, without looking at his cousins, Shigure folded the paper up tiny and tapped his pencil against the desktop like he was thinking about something. Ayame flipped his hair back in response, at the exact moment that Shigure's tapping pencil flicked the piece of paper. The flying white of the paper blended in with the flying white of the hair. The hand Ayame was running through his luscious locks met the little piece of debris that had gotten caught, and with a small wrist flick, the paper disappeared into his half-closed hand. Then he folded his arms on his desk, staying still for a minute to offset the distraction of his hair. At the right time, he lazily unfolded the paper with one hand, still looking to the front of the room. When the teacher turned to write something on the board, Ayame glanced down at the paper and nearly choked trying to keep back laughter. He pretended to cough, holding his fist up to his mouth to stifle it, and crumpling the paper in the same movement. Then Hatori, who was rolling a marble back and forth across his desk in boredom, happened to miss, and the marble rolled onto the floor between his desk and Ayame's.
"Hatori," the teacher said in annoyance, "put that away and pay attention."
"Yes ma'am," Hatori mumbled. He bent sideways to retrieve the marble, just as Ayame did the same, exclaiming,
"Oh, Hatori, do let me get that for you!"
"I got it," Hatori said, but their hands had already met. Ayame laughed and withdrew his hand, and when Hatori came up he was cradling the crumpled ball of paper in his palm, as well as the marble. He leaned back in his chair again with his knees propped against the edge of the desk, and opened a textbook in his lap. Behind its cover he quickly uncrumpled the paper, then smiled at what he saw. - Inseperable: A Mabudachi Trio fic
Ayame held up his own essay with a flourish. "D," he announced proudly. "And look at the cute little note he added: 'I don't understand where you think you're going with this. Arguments shaky and unclear, no references. Too short. Please see me after class.' You think he's going to ask me out, or is he too shy and is only after my phone number?"
"Play hard to get," Hatori said with a straight face. "Make him wait a day or two, but do a bit of subtle flirting in the meantime."- Inseperable: A Mabudachi Trio fic
I've got to go help James, speaking of which he says "hello moony! tell him I'm doing great and I want him to send back my jacket." This is of course not true. He is not doing great, he is stuck in a window. WEIRD BLOKE THAT JAMES POTTER. -Shoebox_project (livejournal.com)
Foreign Latvian custom, this QUIET. Something to do with No Sirius Black and No James Potter and No One Getting Stuck In Windows Through Own Ineptitude. -Ditto
Repeat after me, Mr. Black: I do believe in commas. I do, I do. -Ditto again.
That poor girl. Does she have a name? Or is it just Blinded By Exhibitionist Boys Whom She Has The Misfortune Of Vacationing Alongside? I like that. It sounds very Native American. -I should stop putting in quotes from this, eh? :)
My tongue is very weird. Moony do you think my tongue's weird? I keep looking at it in the mirror and it is WEIRD, it's sort of POINTY. Right now it's especially weird from your devil candy which, you should know, caused me all manner of torment and despair. Even without the magenta stains and the burn mark though it's just a FUNNY TONGUE. Have you ever noticed that? Do you think other people notice it? do first-years call me the Weird Tongue Man? oh bother.
Why didn't you tell me I had a weird tongue? then I could have done something about it like not gone about SHOVING IT at people all the time. What kind of a friend ARE you??? -Ditto. :)
Good advice though it may be, I am choosing to ignore all of it, since I have created a personal grammar that adheres to my needs both moral and punctuational. After all, with the world in its current lamentable state, I sincerely believe that rather than WASTING commas with the rest of my fat capitalist pig brothers on frivolous consumerist sentences like these, they should be donated to the more needy, such as the chinese, who as I understand it have NO COMMAS AT ALL.
That sentence had five of them. I WIN, MESSR. OBSESSED WITH SMALL DOTS.- Ditto.
There are nights I awake in a cold sweat, clutching my pillow, convinced I have got a GREAT BLOODY PINK DUSTER STICKING OUT OF MY ARSE when ALL I TRIED TO DO WAS HELP MY FRIEND IN HIS HOUR OF NEED.- Ditto. Sorry! It just sounded so goddamn hilarious out of context...XD
though it would be pretty funny if someone did say, "Alas for your dick! I knew it, Horatio" and oh, I don't know, Lucius Malfoy or someone thought that that someone were talking to HIM and got extremely red in the face and violently angry to cover up his lustful thoughts and sexual confusion. I think that would be funny anyway.- Ditto. Me too, btw. :D
"When… When the snow melts… what does it become?"
There wasn't an answer for a few minutes, and Hatori sighed heavily. This was stupid. It was time to--
"… It becomes giant-ass mud puddles that I have to slog through to get to Gure-san's house. That's what the snow becomes." -The District Sleeps Alone
"I knew either way I was gonna annoy one of you, so I thought, what the hell, and annoyed both of you." -me XD
"[Kyo] and Haru would make hot lesbians," Shigure added as he turned to the inside, causing Kyo to roll his eyes. "What do you think Tohru?"
"Um, sure, they look very cute," she answered. -I Like Hating Him
That's gratitude for you. Try to bring a friend into the Christmas festivities -- well, Christmas nightmares hereabouts is more aptly phrased -- and what does he do? He tells you it's your fault he's going to die young from some sort of heart explosion after all the stress he's put on the poor thing, not thinking about the future, only thinking about drowning his sorrows in soggy desserts. -Shoebox_project (Funny, my view of it was almost exactly the same, except shorter and more to the point. 'Well, there's gratitude for you, give your friend some sweets and he threatens his own death')
They at least think I am the perfect picture of a little gentleman. I want to bite them, which is rude and very improper. -Remus, in Shoebox_project, which has too many good quotes than should be legal. I'm sorry! But this is MY humour!!!
I swear, lack of movement has driven me illiterate. -Sirius. Do I even HAVE to put it here anymore?
Me: *reading the chapter name of a fanfiction* 'Varied Positions'...that doesn't sound good. And by that, I mean 'that doesn't sound legal'. But by no means not good, no.
"I just can't decide. I love you all so much." The actress turned to the first man. "Hiro, I love your maturity. You have studied medicine for years and I love that you always do your best to save and help other people." She turned to the second man. "Aki, I love your sensitivity and the fact that you're in touch with your feminine side. I love you because you completely understand me and have a killer fashion sense. She turned to the last man. "Shinobu, I love you because you took me into your home with I was all alone in the world, and besides, your sex appeal is undeniable. I'm afraid I can't make a choice."
"Then don't," said one of the men.
"Choose to have us all," said another.
Soon the three men led her to a bed and what followed caused Yuki and Kyo's hands to fly in front of Tohru's eyes. Kyo had no idea that a play could be so pornographic. -A play written by Shigure for Tohru, in 'I Like Hating Him'
Mushrooms don't exist. See, according to my dad, somethings are anythings, and anythings are whatever you like, so therefore, if I don't like something, it isn't an anything, which means it can't be a something, and since everything which exists is a something and if something were to NOT be a something it would not exist, it can't exist. Thus, in my reality, mushrooms do not exist. -An actual conversation I had with my dad :)
How can you be tired when it isn't even tomorrow yet? -me on when my dad said he was tired when it was only 11 or something.
Yeah, but in the grand scheme of things, a lot of things are a lot closer than they really are -Me, when my mum was saying a place was close to Tokyo but it was three hours away. I said it wasn't close then, and she said it was close in the grand scheme of things. Thus, this. It made a lot more sense in my head, and even while I was sayng it, until approximately half-way through.
Roses are red/Eclaires filled with goo/I bet you are yummy/I would eat you
If I locked you in my celler/And I tied you up with twine/I would be your only feller/And you'd have to be my valentine!
I love you as much/As a *something* and bright sun/Is your dad a baker?/Cos those are great buns
Horses run fast/Ten's not hard to count to/You are like a bass/I would stuff you and mount you
Roses are red/Violets are blue/If you were a door/I would slam you -Sirius' ingenious Valentines day poems in 'Shoebox_project'
You’re the one person I know I’ll always beat because although the rat tricked the cat, at least the cat wasn’t ridden like some cheap bitch. -Gray Haru. (I have no idea why, but this line just made me crack up laughing)
Sirius wonders who, of the two of them, is more uncomfortable. He imagines them, squared off in the ring, engaged in a competition of exploding heads. They'll be graded on shades, what color their faces turn, and how quickly their brains pop out their ears with embarrassment. -Need I say more? ;) Shoebox_project for the more...dare I say...slow of you.
I hate you right now. I'm eating your sandwich. -James in shoebox_project
Hatori turned away in disgust. Why was everyone in his family so…gay? -Full Moon Curse (One word, Hatori: Fanservice)
The station shop is lacking in refreshments but it does make an excellent cup of tea, or three in our case, and you look as if you need it. That, and a napkin. Also, I believe I must put arsenic in my brother's drink, terrible affair, really, and he was so young, too, and all that. Shall we? -Almost doesn't seem worth it anymore, doesn't it? Shoebox_project
Is this different from accepting candy from strangers? Tea from strangers is something his mother has never warned him about, and either way they aren't really strangers, they've enslaved James and Sirius. Which somehow makes them…more trustworthy? It's unclear, but by the time Remus has puzzled this out, he has already been seized by the elbows and is being charmingly but determinedly steered towards the teashop by the Goateed Mountain on his left and the Shiny-Haired Wonder on his right.- Those god(esse)s over there at shoebox_project
"Ten points from Gryffindor for destroying my soul," James says. -THE MOST AWESOMEST LINE EVAR. From Shoebox_project as usual, those lucky, imaginative, lucky bastards.
Tohru giggled. “I never would have guessed the two of you [Shigure and Kyo...long story] would end up together. I was almost positive he had a crush on Yuki.” -Full Moon Curse. I have no idea what to say to this...it seems too easy...
“Uh…” Hatori shrugged. “Shigure seemed to think he was sexy, and Yuki even passed out.”
“I always knew my little brother wanted him. I mean nobody fights that much.” Ayame gave the smile of a proud parent.
“I actually think he prefers Haru,” Hatori said thoughtfully as he poured another drink. “He did kiss him or something.”
“Nah,” Ayame flipped his hair. “That was just to make Kyou jealous.”
“Why can’t you just die?” Yuki said from behind Hatori causing him to choke on his drink.
“Oh, speak of the devil. How is my dear little brother? I’m sure you’re heartbroken over Kyou’s predicament. You could always listen at the door and pretend it was you.”- Full Moon Curse. I really should stop putting these Yuki/Kyo quotes in...may as well read a Yuki/Kyo story...but maybe that's it! It IS sort of Shigure/Kyo...
Her bright smile faltered slightly. “Oh, Yuki, I’m sorry I didn’t think. I always forget about your feelings for him. You don’t have to come if it bothers you. I can go alone.”
“Eh…why does everyone keep thinking that? I like girls.”
“I’ll always love you, Yuki, no matter what you decide to tell me.” Tohru gently patted his arm.
“Right,” Yuki answered deciding that further denial would do no good. “Let’s go on this picnic.”- Full Moon Curse. What? Tohru's got a point there.
...only to find Yuki with a look on his face that said quite clearly: If-you-keep-doing-that-I’m-going-to-leave-you-alone-tonight-so-watch-your-step-uke. -Incense
“Hey! Who are you?” A lady strutted up to Kyo fluttering her eyelashes.
“Nobody. You’re hallucinating.” -Love is an Adventure
Me: *going to read a drabble about Yuki and Kakeru* Hey, wait a minute...I don't understand any of this! Oh, yeah, I have no idea who Kakeru is. Right.
“Something’s changed,” Shigure was able to deduce before the knife flew past his head and into the wall behind him. -(Kyo used to love him) -Full Moon Curse
William: It is almost impossible for three nearly certain things to be happening at the same time
Me: *nods slowly*
William: Oh, I mean, it is almost impossible for two almost impossible things to be happening at the same time. Yeah. That makes a bit more sense. Just a little bit, but still a lot more- Oh, damn, I made an idiot of myself again!
Chloe: I don't see your name on [the chair]!
William: Yeah, see, there it is! 'S. L.'! Everyone knows S. L. is short for 'William'! -(S. L. means Senior Library, which was where we were at the time. This and the above both happened on the same day...:D)
This chocolate cake tastes like a morgue! -Me. Don't ask :)
"And then Ally proceeded to enlighten me on the sexual orientation of several Fruits Basket characters -Ashlee. You know how there are books in first-person which kinda narrate stuff like that? That's how I imagined Ashlee's would go suring one particular msn conversation. Don't ask ^-^;;;
Me: It's been said by so many different people in so many different ways, but...*puts hand on shoulder* I hate you and want to see you dead.
Me: Hey! I was listening in while you were getting married, so now we're married! *laughs*
Haru: *laughs* -This is from a dream I had...o_O
(First read Cat's and Dog's Don't Mix. This was around when Koda and Shigure met for the first time)
Me: *opes up a Fruits Basketmanga* *sees picture of Shigure kissing someone* *talking about Koda* HE'S SHIGURE'S GAY LOVER!!! -ANOTHER dream I had. This was a day or two before that dream above. I've had like 5 Furuba dreams in a row for some reason -_-;;; :D
Me: *changing parts of a story with kyo, Yuki and Shigure as the main characters on word* *loses changes* *says in msn* Dammit!
Person on other end of msn: What?
Me: ^_^ Hehehe, they're studs. ^.^ -ANOTHER Furuba dream I had. That same thing happened SEVERAL TIMES.This dream was the day after the dream above the dream above.
Itteimyou says 'Yummy, but Im still hungry...'
Itteimyou was full up, and now she is bloated! -My neopet on neopets. Um, I guess 'Myou's eyes are bigger than her stomach...o_O
Osaka took an inspection from the distance. Her eyes squinted and she said, “Wow, does this mean they are boyfriend and girlfriend? If so, then who is the boy? I think Tomo would be because I think she is really a boy in disguise. If I were a boy in disguise I would want to be Tomo.” -Osaka talking about Tomo and Kaorin in 'A Slight Misunderstanding'
That was when the world died. -Time Warp
Viv: Hey, are you going out with Michael?
Felicity: Why d'ya wanna know?
William: You're going out with Michael?!
Felicity: Wha-?
William: Hey, I think I'd know. Them two and us all hang out together every recess and lunch.
Felicity: *hits Will with ruler*
Viv: I'll...take that as a yes. *walks away*
Felicity: Why'd you let the secret out?
William: Huh?
Felicity: The secret! Why'd you let it out!
William: Huh? What secret?
Felicity: That I'm going out with Michael!
William: You're going out with Michael?! -Today, a few seconds after the below quote
"I have four weapons: My book, my f- three weapons, my feet, my leg- my feet, my legs, my book and m-my head." -William talking to me before we went to maths. Note that this is the level ONE class, as in the best students at maths ^-^;;;
"It's the unsolvable sum! No two people who solve it can ever get the same answer! It's cursed! THE CURSED SUM!!!" Me in aforementioned maths class. Long story. ^-^;;;
I’m going to put on my best pair of leather pants and maybe some eyeliner or whatever it is you gay guys wear to attract each other- Time Warp
"I'm not slow, you're just slow! Oops..." -William. Again. ^-^;;;
"I'm not crazy, I'm just crazy! Does that make sense?" -If you know William, that almost makes sense.
"In fourth place is Sakaki and in third place Kaorin!"
"There must be some mistake! Miss Sakaki's way smarter than me! I demand a rescore!" -Azumanga Tales
I love sleep...my life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake
Now I am just a silhouette down there, a silhouette of a memory of a solitary night .. nothing more.
If I had one wish it would be to have no reason to make one
The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality
- All the above were from this test: http://quizilla.com/users/sambamama/quizzes/.%5Bx%5D.%20What's%20Your%20Dark%20Quote%3F%20.%5Bx%5D.%20%20%20%5BAnime%20Pictures%20included%5D
In science it often happens that scientists say, You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken, and then they actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion.
You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it's based on a deep seated need to believe.
Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if pac-man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
Crying and anger serve only two purposes- to manipulate those with hearts and to manipulate those without hearts respectively. -Me 30th November 2005
There are three things you can do when you are hurt badly three differnet things different people do. You can take your anger out on the world, you can distance yourself from the rest of the world, or you can try to fool the world into thinking that nothing is wrong. -Me 30th November 2005
"Mmmmmn, bishounen-shounen-ai-incest-yaoi!" -Me, thinking about Ayame and Yuki falling in love ^-^;;;
We are an excellent team. Moony and Padfoot! Fighting apparitions one ghost at a time. You confuse them with long sentences, and while they are befuddled I slap them like a girl. What do you say? I think we've a career in it. -So many Shoebox_project quotes, so little time...
Me: *talking about the holes in the roof...long story* What if it rains?
Dad: Well, they did it at a time when they weren't expecting it to rain.
Me: Just because you aren't expecting it doesn't mean it won't happen.
Dad: Yeah, but here in Adelaide, you can be pretty sure.
Me: Doesn't it rain a lot here?
Everyone: o_O
Dad: You've got to be kidding!
Me: Oh, yeah. Sometimes I don't think about stuff before I say it ^-^;;;
“You-Know-Who!” Said Idris, his large shadow gray eyes growing even wider, he ran his hands through his midnight black hair nervously, and a nervous smile twitched on his thin pale lips.
“I do?” said Harry; his own sea-weed green eyes widening, “I know who?”
“NO!” protested Idris “Not I know who? You-know-who!”
“No, I don’t know who.” said Harry, frowning in furious frustration with his formidable failure.
“But you do!” said Idris “you know who You-Know-Who is!”
“I don’t know who you know who is! I don’t know who! Don’t you know that I don’t know who you know is?
“YOU-KNOW-WHO!” shouted Idris. His cheeks reddened with rage.
“NO I DON’T!” Harry roared back. -A Cliched and Perfectly PlotPunctured Story
[Kyo found out Yuki and Momiji are going out]
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh-“
Tohru glided over to Kyo and grabbed his hands (since she couldn’t hug him) and looked earnestly into his red eyes, “I’m so sorry Kyo - I was sure Yuki liked you. I offer you my shoulder to cry on.” Kyo stoped screaming through to lack of air and started making a wheezing noise due to hyperventilation.
“Kyo! I didn’t know you liked Yuki!” Shigure said and forgot that he was suppose to be poking Kyo in his shock, “How deliciously uke!”
“This is confusing. I don’t like you that way Kyo.” Kyo’s eyes watered through lack of oxygen, hyperventilation and a sore throat from too much screaming. Yuki stared, “I’m sorry. I didn’t know. Don’t cry. If it makes you feel better, I like you as a kind of brother-” Ayame started crying for real.
“It’s so unfair! All that neko does is try to kill you, yet you see him as a brotherly figure and not me, when I have tried so hard to make you like me!” Aya sobbed into Yuki’s shirt.
Shigure checked that the hidden camera he had clipped to his person just before they walked into the room at the start of all this, in anticipation of a classic showdown. He wasn’t being disappointed. -Suspension
“I’ve discovered that I’m not gay!” Aya cried, “Isn’t it horrible!” -Suspension
“No, we’re using this distraction, because I don’t really like you very much anyways and I like me very much, that’s why you wear the dress and I don’t, see? If I hated me and liked you, now that would be a completely different story.” -A Cliched and Perfectly PlotPunctured Story
“at least it can’t get any crazier around here.”
Unfortunately, at that moment Malfoy burst through the doors of the Great Hall in a garishly pink dress that was covered from top to bottom in sequins, bows and lace. -A Cliched and Perfectly PlotPunctured Story (Draco actually had a perfectly good reason for doing that...:D)
As always, Shigure is way cuter than he has any right to be. LIKE THE SUN! - Me. Long story. Basically, there was this one time when I was saying how Shigure was way cuter than he had any right to be, then there was another time when I said the sun was way hotter than it had any right to be and I just HAD to add 'Like Shigure!' So now whenever I say that Shigure is cuter than he has any right to be, I have to say like the sun. *nods solemnly*
Me: *trying to think of what I could eat at 11:30 at night without waking anyone up or getting into trouble for eating it* Maybe I should have one of those sugar free lollies...
The smart, logical part of my brain: But they taste terrible! You hate them!
Me: Ah, but see, they'd take away my apetite!
The smart, logical part of my brain: ......touche...
I just noticed that Yuki has spent 99 percent of the time in this story sleeping or laying down. He's practically screaming rape me...because you know how sleeping people just totally scream that. -strawberries and napkins on 'Predictable'
There's a seed in my meat! -Me, at lunchtime. The one time I bring something other than a roll (Chicken in pita bread), and there's a seed in it. No, seriously. o_O
Me: Brooke, am I Jessica?
Brooke: No, you're too un-weird to be Jessica.
Me: Heh, I ask if I'm someone else and you tell me I'm too un-weird to be them...
Jessica: *just coming in* *pointing at someone* Looook! Poodle got a haircut!
Me: ...
Nick: *Poodle* *just had a bad haircut* Ugh, I'm having SUCH a bad hair day...
We: Well, if you had a bad haircut, then isn't it more of a bad hair month...?
Nick: ......AAARRGG!!! Way to make me feel better!!! :)
Me: That's what I'm for!! ^-^;;;
The door to one of the bathroom stall's opened revealing Haru and Momiji. Wait, they were both in only one stall? What the? -A Walk to Never Forget
*to someone's announcement of death to all emos* *Note that this quote should be said with absolutely no pauses or changes in tone*
See, the problem with that is that I'd have to be saying death to myself which is stupid because the only people who would want to die are emos which kind of destroys my whole argument here doesn't it?- Me (I have nothing against emos. I love that music, and love angst too much NOT to be)
It was an odd-looking vine. -The first words in this book...it's thick and fantasy...ooh, I can't remember the title. But the second in the series is the stone of tears. Yeah. Anyway, ever since then, whenever we can, we'll just say, "I have an announcement to make: It was an odd-looking vine." Haha! :P
Ally, you're just like a manga! ^-^ -Monique, my fellow manga-obsessed friend
Yes, Ayame and Shigure were just married. No matter how illegal. -I Write Sins, Not Tragedies
“SHUT UP!” A naked, human-form Yuki yelled. The room went silent as Yuki put his pants on and closed the door. “Now, Shigure, you love Ayame. Ayame, you’re still gay, and you still love Shigure. Akito, you hate everyone, but you’re straight. Kyo and I love Tohru, but she doesn’t know who to like.” -I Write Sins, Not Tragedies (Hehe, I just like that 'Akito, you hate everyone, but you’re straight.' bit...:D)
Me: *daydreaming about a really awkward innuendo-ridden yaoi scene* *during mass* And it HAS to be as awkward as possible... *realizing what I'm doing* Oh my god, I am SO going to hell if it exists!! XD
Me: *during a different mass* *imagining a sad, fluffy shounen-ai scene to beautiful music with unfortunately religious lyrics* *realizing what I'm doing* Oh, not again! XD
Me: *during the same mass as the one above* *daydreaming* *huffs* Well, at least I'm COMING up with ideas!!
Yuki: -_-;;; Yeah, I wear a dress to prove I'm not gay. Great idea...
Me: *realizing what I'm doing* Oh, fucking hell! XD!!!
MILK IS JUST OFF YOGURT!!! -William. He meant cheese...^-^;;;
Peter gives Remus a look that says, Come, join me on the couch of impartiality. Or perhaps it says I have had too much pudding. There's a fine line between the two sentiments. -Ah, that's Shoebox_project for ya...:)
Me: *reading over the Fruits Basket episode where Ayame first appears* *sees picture where Ayame first appears* OMFG HE'S GOT AN EARRING!!! <33333
(That earing is the smex)
Don't apologize. It isn't your fault. If it's anyone's fault it's James' fault, but actually I think it's my fault, so I'm going to blame my bloody parents and have done with it -Shoebox_project
*at an as Wednesday liturgy at a Christian school* *year nine* *random person calling out at the end of the liturgy when a teacher asks if there are any questions* When's Easter?
Me: *getting Yuki in a 'Who is your Furuba guy?' quiz* Omg teh yay.
Imagine a country so poor they have to walk five kilometers just for air...- Monique, during SOSE when we were talking about countries which have to walk 5 kilometers for water...XD
Spewing out, like an angry burger inside of you! -My SOSE teacher describing a volcano eruption.
I've never had rabies. Except for that one time in Antarctica, when William bit me, thinking I was a fish... -Michael
Me: *seeing a close up shot of Keiichiro* OMG HE HAS GREY EYES!11!1!1
Monique: *writing a 200-word thing about why a New Zealand earthquake started* I feel like saying that is tarted just like every OTHER earthquake started
Me: *laughs* *in all seriousness* It would up your word count.
Tohru: *on phone to Kyo* *in pure Chii style* Take care of yourself...!
Yuki and Tohru: *giggle together*
Bit of confusion: *exists as Yuki and Tohru both lean forward to say something*
Yuki: *into phone* *in pure Chii style* Take care of yourself...! -A dream I had...o_O This was so amusing to relate to my friend...XD!!
[Minto] “What? Do you think we don’t have the internet? Don’t even get me started on the weirdo stuff I read about me and Zakuro! Although,” She paused for a moment, thinking hard, “I guess that wouldn’t be that bad…”
Zakuro pretended not hear this. -Tokyo Ew Ew: Llamarama
My horse is a pedophile. -...don't ask...n_n;;;
Is this going on your quotes page?
Me: *is in newsagents* *sees magazine with Fruits Basket on it out of corner of eye* *does double-take* Omigod. Omigod. Omigodomigodomigodomigodomigodomigod...!
Me: *in maths, doing work about Pythagoras' theory* Do we get extra points for noticing that number nine is a pythagorean box? -(its measurements were 3, 4, 5...XD)
I associate zeros with donuts. How many donuts do I get? Zero? Woohoo! I get one! -William...o_O
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