Welcome!
Welcome to ERICisms!!!
Whether you're here for humor or some serious mental scarring,
this is the place for you. Here, you'll find every memorable and/or stupid
and/or disturbing thing Eric has ever said. Have fun (and good luck)!
There's also some stuff from other people, in case you didn't notice. If you have any suggestions for additions or changes, email Eric or Priscilla at their respective email addresses, or put it in the Guestbook.
ERICisms
"Robert is about as manly and muscular as your average bamboo plant."
"[Seth] could be DA BOM; Demonically Aligned Bouncy
Ostentatious Muppet..."
"Or MUD; Muppet
Under Duress"
"The murderous mexican
muppet?"
"Dude, seriously, i want one of those
pope-hats."
"...I wonder if they have pope-hats on
eBay."
"I'm the prettiest princess ever!
"I was just
trying to type "boredomized" to one of my friends. and it came out 'sodomized'."
"And the sentence was 'I got SO sodomized in math class, it
was insane'."
JACKIE: "Priscilla doesn't have hot boys on her mind as much as I do."
ERIC: "It's not just your mind they're on, Jackie..."
"I wonder what it would be like if the dudes who wrote the Bible had been listening to heavy metal while they did it."
"It would be all like 'Verily, verily, I say unto thee, THE FUCKING MESSIAH IS AT HAND, BITCHES!'"
"Dude...Michael...seriously...French TICKLERS? What the FUCK?"
"Who am I and what is this potato doing in my nose?"
"You see, English and Art majors just don't operate under the same definition of "matter" that other people do. Normal peoples' definition of things that "matter" would encompass freedom of speech, freedom of religion, basic sanitation, you know, ephemeral things like that. English and Art majors deal with the stuff that REALLY matters, like dewdrops in spiderwebs."
"Bend over, Priscilla."
Other Humourous Quotes
Joanna: "You suck!"
Eric: "You swallow!"
Joanna: "You chew!"
Eric: "You digest!"
Joanna: "You spit!"
Robert: "I have no sexual angst, I can jerk off whenever I want to."
Bob: "Don't high five me so hard, I'm delicate!"
CSULA: "Sign up for your NIS account now and enter for a chance to win a free laptop!"
David: "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what your country can do for ME."
Amy: "A freshman. AND ANOTHER ONE! Hooray!"
Aviva: "What was I saying?"
Eric: "That you're hot for my body?"
Aviva: "What was I saying RECENTLY?"
Joanna: "Your AIM is gay."
Eric: "Your AIM is attracted to messengers of the same gender."
Joanna: "Your AIM is homosexual."
Eric: "Your AIM masturbates."
Joanna: "Ewwwwwwww!"
Non-Humourous Ericisms
"Everything is so busy serving its purpose that it's forgotten what its purpose serves."
