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NAVIGATION
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There was a woman in the water.
I thought. "I'd better call the Bridge and tell them."
I was about to turn for the Bridge.
But I thought to myself.
"Her arms are waving at me and beckoning me to come in the water with her."
She had a radiant smile and when I looked further, I realised that
she was wearing no clothes. She had the most beautiful body that I had
ever seen.
After months at sea, the site of a beautiful womans breasts were
wonderful. I felt like jumping in the water to rescue her. But I knew
we had a protocal for such things and I knew I had to get a grip on
myself.
I thought to myself. "Oh my God. I'm having a mermaid fantasy. Of
course she can't be real. After all were a thousand miles from the
nearest land and thats even a long swim for a mermaid."
I knew deep down that she couldn't be real, but I wanted her to be
real. I needed her to be real. After months at sea without a woman, I
was going to enjoy the sight of her regardless if she was real or not.
I thought. "I have to keep my wits about me."
But, I couldn't help but stare. She kept waving her arms at me and revealing the most perfect breasts I had ever seen.
Just then my shipmate Don appeared. He said to me.
"You see it to. Don't you?"
I said. "Tell me first what you see."
Don shouted out. "I see Jesus."
I asked. "Are you seeing Jesus as a Woman or as a Man?"
Don replied. "Everyone knows Jesus is a Man."
I replied back. "I like to keep an open mind on that subject."
Don just laughed and said. "Man, you're whipped."
I thought to myself. "Who knows what's really out there, if
anything? But for sure, we all need to hit a port soon. If I'm seeing
mermaids, the entire crew has to be crackers by now. Maybe guys like I
and Don, were really the lucky ones. Maybe each of us seeing what we
wanted to see would keep us sane."
A few weeks later, we hit a port at last. I went to Jesse's Cafe
to unwind and have a decent meal. Jesse was sort of my little secret.
She was a girl that could really cook and she always made you feel at
home.
I glanced up as I noticed the Cafe door open. A woman with the
most fantastic body that I had ever seen, walked through the door.
I thought to myself. "I've only seen that ravashing a woman once before and it was in my recent mermaid fantasy."
As I poured my beer, I noticed that the ravishing mermaid was walking
over to me. She had a very sexy blouse on and she had plenty of opened
buttons showing off the cleavage of her magnificent breasts.
I felt sheer delight as I watched her breasts bounce as she
walked. Looking down I noticed she was wearing a very short and tight
skirt. She moved like a sex machine. She was 100% certified pure woman.
She smiled and said. "I've seen you on television."
I smiled back and said. "Thank you for the compliment, but I'm not an actor, I'm just a Sailor."
She said yes. "The Yankee Sailor that said eh seven times on Japanese television."
I laughed and said. "Oh, you saw that eh."
She said. "Yes. I'm a reporter and I tried to talk with you soon
after I watched the news clip. You made my fantasy change flags."
I asked? "Change flags?"
She said. "Yes. Before that news clip, I had always envisioned a
rustic Canadian Sailor in my fantasy, but you changed all that."
I laughed and said to her. "I recently had a mermaid fantasy that looked just like you."
She laughed and said. "Wow, you just topped any other line I ever heard. Why do you sound so Canadian?"
I explained to her. "Since the day I was born, there was a
Canadian family from Newfoundland that lived next door to me. My family
and theirs were very close and I picked up an enormous amount of their
words and manerisms without realising it."
She said. "I find your voice incredibly sexy."
"Thank you." I said, as her sexy talk was now giving me a throbbing erection.
She asked. "Why didn't the Navy want anyone to interview you?"
I explained to her. "That I had no idea that the TV cameras were
rolling and I had no clearance to say what I said. Someone had asked me
to say a few words for their scrap book. And thats all I thought I was
doing."
She said. "No wonder the interview was so good. Thats why it went off as being so natural."
I thought to myself. "Oh baby. Do I ever feel like getting all
natural with you. Months at sea without a woman and now I'm sitting
here talking. Oh, I don't want to really have a conversation with you
right now. I just want to make love to you. Oh, yeah, lets just go
somewhere private."
I told her. "The press may have liked it. But it didn't do much
for my Naval Career. I was told that they got a very angry call from
Washington and blamed me for setting our relations back about ten years
with the Soviet Union."
I thought to myself. "What the hell am I doing. Why am I talking
about the Russians to her? Screw the Russians. I haven't had anything
in months."
She laughed and said. "Oh yes. I can see why Washington may have
been upset. That clip of you pointing to the North and saying that
Japan and the US must stay unified as long as there is that evil empire
to the North."
I said to her. "Look, this is all of the record."
She smiled and said, "I understand."
Just then Jesse brought over her plate, and asked. "Would you rather have it at this table?"
She said. "Do you mind?"
I replied. "Of course not, I always keep this table reserved for my favorite mermaids."
As we talked, I realized that my mermaid, was not only ravishing,
but she was also quite brilliant, very political and had a sense of
humor and wit, that was very unique. I went for her, hook, line and
sinker.
All my little worries about Jimmy Carter and the Russians were
quickly fading away. Then she pulled her chair back and crossed her
legs. She had the sexiest legs I had ever seen. I couldn't even imagine
sexier legs in a wet dream as nice as hers.
As she crossed her legs, her skirt rode up her legs and revealed a
beautiful pair of thighs. Then she leaned back in the chair and I could
notice her blouse tugging at her very beautiful breasts. Then she
uncrossed her legs and leaned back some more on the chair while letting
her legs spread out wide from her skirt, further revealing her very
firm and sexy thighs.
As her skirt rode further up her legs, I told her. "I can't help
but stare at your beautiful thighs. This my first day in port after
being out a few months."
She smiled and seemed pleased and thanked me for the compliment.
Then she leaned over and placed her hand on my knee and said. "Your
quite a treat yourself."
I laughed and said. "Ah, I bet you say that to all your sailors."
Suddenly she bent down to take something out of her bag. As she bent over I got a birds eye view of her very shapley breasts.
She pulled a pen out of her bag and said. "You've got to write your ships phone number down for me."
I watched as the pen fell out of her hand and on to my lap. As she
reached for the pen on my lap, her fingers brushed my lap. She didn't
say anything, but I noticed she had quite a smile on her face.
She turned and said to me. "I know this very remote part of the beach where I take all my Sailors. Would you like to see it?"
I said sure. "I would love to see it."
It was truely a beautiful and romantic spot. As I gazed into her
eyes I gently pressed my lips on hers. After a few short seconds, I
realised that her lips were as hungry for mine my lips were for hers.
As I put my arms around her and felt her breasts press against my
chest, it felt wonderful again to smell a womans sweet perfume.
She twirled her tongue around mine as I drove my tongue deep
inside her mouth. I unbuttoned her blouse and started to kiss her upper
breasts as I felt her hands unbuttoning my shirt. I unfastened her bra
as she bit sharply into my neck.
Her breasts felt wonderful to touch. They were firm and nicely
shaped. As I started to swirl my tongue around her nipples, I could
feel her hands unbuckling my belt.
We dressed and then took a wonderful walk, hand in hand on the
beach as the full Moon reflected off the water. I had found my fantasy
mermaid and she had found her fantasy sailor.
The Day My Uptown Girl Went Kinky On Me
It was a beautiful Saturday afternoon, we had just taken a stroll
through Central Park, and were now headed to our favorite Cafe. But
today, my Uptown Girl had a most peculiar, and devious look in her eyes.
I leaned over from my latte and told her that her eyes seemed to be thinking about something.
She replied. "Yes. You are right as usual. I'm trying to remember if there is a hardware store somewhere around here."
I said. "There is a hardware store about fifeteen blocks away."
She gasped. "Fifteen blocks. Are you sure there is nothing closer?"
I laughed and said. "As the Uptown rents keep climbing, the hardware stores just keep getting further and further away."
She said. "Fifteen blocks. After that I will reward myself with something high in calories."
We finished our latte and headed to the hardware store.
I asked. "What do you need to buy?"
She replied. "Clothes line and a very sharp pair of scissors."
When we got to the hardware store, she found the clothes line and scissors, and I went to hand her a pulley with that.
She said. "Oh. Why would I need a pulley?"
I put the pulley back and thought to myself. "How strange that someone
would buy a clothes line without a pulley. But then again, she's from
Uptown and maybe they don't use pulleys."
Something didn't quite fit. She had a very good dryer, so I just
couldn't figure why she would need a clothes line. But I was starting
to tire from the walk and the partying the night before.
I just felt like taking a little knap. We got back to her apartment and
had a few glasses of wine while listening to some soothing tapes. I
felt very tranquil and started to close my eyes.
She said. "You look tired. Come and lay down on the bed."
I asked. "Do you mind?"
She said. "No. No problem. I'm tired to. I will join you in a while. I just have something to do first."
I noticed she had the windows wide open again, so, I took everything off but my shorts and pulled the covers over me.
Just as I started to dose I felt her hand shake me. She said. "Take these two vitamins and when you wake up you'll feel better."
I said honey. "You know I never take vitamins."
She said. "Do it for me."
She handed me a class of water and placed the pills in my mouth. I said. "Okay. Just for you."
I fell into a deep sound sleep and didn't awaken again, until I felt the cold night air blowing on my chest.
I thought. "She must have knocked the covers off me, as she had so many times before."
I went to reach for the covers, but my hands could not move.
I opened my eyes, and found that my arms and legs were tied to the bed
posts. I looked over and noticed her sound asleep beside me. I called
her name and she started to wake.
She asked. "Why are you waking me?"
I replied. "Why I'm all tied up?"
She laughed and said. "Oh that."
I said. "Yes. Oh that."
She replied. "You weren't supposed to wake up yet. Karen said those sleeping pills would knock you out for the whole night."
I said. "Sleeping pills. I thought they were vitamins."
She laughed and said. "Vitamins to make you sleep so I could tie you up and then do naughty things to you."
I said. "I woke up because I was freezing from all that cold air coming
through the open window. And what naughty things are you planning to do
to me?"
She threw the cover over me, and said. "Go back to sleep. You'll find out in the morning how naughty I will be."
I went back to sleep and I didn't wake up again until I heard the sound of an electric razor.
I opened my eyes and saw her standing over me with the electric razor.
I asked. "Why am I tied up? And what are you doing with that electric
razor?"
She laughed, and said. "This is all part of the surprise I've been planning for you."
I laughed and said. "You mean, you really didn't buy that rope for a clothes line."
She laughed, and said. "Oh, you're so perceptive."
Then she smiled and said. "You're always pleasuring me. I just wanted
you to have 100% pleasure for a change, and I knew if you weren't tied
up, you wouldn't let me go all the way through with my plans."
I laughed, and said. "Plans. What do you mean plans?"
She licked her lip seductively and said. "I've been thinking about this
all week." I wanted to do something special for you for Valentines Day.
Then I thought, I would do something that you would never do for
yourself."
I said. "So you tied me up with the clothes line. Thats my Valentines
Day surprise. I get it now, thats what you were whispering about to
Karen on the telephone, and silly me, I just thought it was girl talk.
So what other surprises did you and Karen plot together for me?"
She laughed and said "You have no idea what sort of surprises I have in store for you."
Then she came toward me with the electric razor. I said. "Let me guess. You want to give me a haircut for a surprise."
She said. "A haircut yes. But not the kind of haircut that you would ever want."
Then she pointed the electric razor at my chest. I asked. "Why are you pointing the electric razor at my chest?"
She said. "I'm going to do something I know you would never do."
I said. "Whats that?"
She said. "I'm going to shave your chest."
I said. "Oh no your not," confident that I could break free of the rope.
But I was tied more tighly than I had imagined. I couldn't even budge. I asked. "How did you know how to tie a rope so good?"
She smiled and said. "I once was a girl scout."
Then I said. "Well. Will you be a nice girl scout and kindly untie me now?"
She laughed and said. "No way." As she moved the electric razor closer to my chest.
I said honey. "Wait. Just wait. Let me explain this to you. Only weight lifters shave their chests."
But as I pleaded I felt the electric razor moving up my stomach. I pulled at the rope to get free, but it was futile.
I said. "Please. Don't." But the electric razor continued to run up my stomach.
Then I asked. "At least don't shave any further than my stomach."
She just laughed and said. "See, this is why I had to tie you up."
As I pulled again at the rope, she moved the electric razor up to my chest.
As I said. "No honey not my chest."
I could feel the electric razor now advance up my chest.
She kept mowing up and down my chest with the electric razor until
every last hair was gone. She then brushed the hair off with a damp
towel. She smiled as if she had just won a prize and reached for a can
of whip cream, and started to shake it with vigor.
I asked. "Now, what are you going to do with that whip cream."
But she wouldn't answer and just kept shaking the can. She pointed the
can at my now hairless chest and sprayed the whip cream all over me,
and started rubing it all up and down my chest with her hands. She then
climbed over me and started licking all the whip cream up with her
tongue.
I was surprised, but with my newly mowed chest, I felt a tremendous arousal with each tongue stroke.
I told her. "I have to admit it. I'm feeling a nice sensation."
She said, "I've just barley started yet."
And then she moved her tongue deep inside my mouth, as I felt her hands running up and down my chest.
I told her that everything was great now and said. "Lets call it a day."
She said, "I'm not finished yet." As her tongue now moved to my ear.
First, she tongued and blew in one ear and then the other ear. Then she
got up and pulled something out of her night table draw. It was the
extra sharp scissor, she had bought at the hardware store
I said. "Good. You're going to cut the rope off me at last."
She smiled and said. "I'm going to cut something off, but not the rope."
I said. "Oh come on honey. Enough already."
She laughed and said. "Not yet."
I said. "Okay. What did you and Karen plan to do with the scissor when this plot was hatched?"
She said. "The plan. Sorry, but I have to cut your shorts off."
I said. "You're going to ruin a perfectly good pair of shorts."
She said, "I don't want to untie you yet. And cutting your shorts off is the only other way I can give you your surprise."
As I started to say. "You are kidding right."
She moved the scissors up the side of my shorts, and cut them away, and then slid them off me.
Then she pointed the can of whip cream, where the shorts had just been and sprayed.
I yelled. "Oh honey. That feels cold."
She smiled and said. "You won't feel cold there for long."
Then she started to lick up all the whip cream with her tongue. She
licked and licked and while she licked her hands were running all up
and down my waist and thighs. My body started to shake with excitement,
but the rope kept a firm grip on me.
Then with every inch of my body tingling, she climbed on top of me. It was Rocket Ships and the Forth Of July fireworks.
She asked. "Did you enjoy your surprise honey?"
As she untied me, I replied. "Oh yes, I enjoyed my surprise. Oh, did I ever enjoy my surprise."

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