Recordings of an English Jackass

Antione's first appearance! He starts his legacy by cooking in a car, for the first time!  All though he was sent to jail for the raining boiling water and pasta shooting out of his car, his first segment was a great success and it therefore started our most beloved character: Antione the Professional Chef

Antione returns to cook in a giant Sequoia with his trusty assistant: Trebor!  Yes I know that there are now two Trebor's on the show, but it is impossible to get them mixed up!  Now then, the giant Sequoia would be a difficult task for any other chef and/or assistant!  But not Antione and Trebor!  They face a few difficulties but come out with the Souffle done and cooked - or do they?  Find out, and listen to the show!

Antione shows us that cooking can be taken in two different ways - literally and metaphorically - like the bible.  Antione's first endeavor to cook a brilliant dish in season 2 comes out to be his greatest quality episode EVER.  He teaches us about life lessons through his metaphorical cooking, along with his assistant, Trebor!  Join us for a very special episode of Antione's Cooking!

Antione begins to cook in a volcano, when suddenly - Harrison is late for the podcast and has to rampage through the streets to the batman theme, where along the way he meets Cayenne Chris Conroy!  So there was no cooking in this segment, however it is still funny!  Listen to it to hear more!

"Ze audience is still outside, they would not come in!"  That's right, because it is the spooky cooking of gingerbread cookies in the dreaded haunted house that drove them away - not Antione!  Antione cooks in a haunted house to furthur his career on Recordings of an English Jackass.  He tried to book the Riviera, however haunted houses boost ratings more than the Riviera.  Listen as Antione cooks, not with an oven, but with a demon!  And See the Haunted assistant - Bonzy!  It's all here in this episode of Antione's Cooking!

That's right, Antione returns yet again to the Haunted House to cook for you!  The only reason is because there were two scripts...  Antione could not get out of his contract that he must do every Antione's cooking script ever written!  So with the script ready, Antione returns and he is better than ever.  Listen to Antione's Cooking in a Haunted House: Revised.  Still regarded by critics to be one of the greatest Antione's Cookings since Lord of the Rings.  Antione Weekly Calls it - "Stunning" 

"A True MasterPiece" - says The French Cooking Times

"More epic than 300," - Says Spartan United Magazine

Yes, the Great Cookoff that shall be remembered for eons was held at the "Mile-Wide Stadium."  Everyone held their breathe in anticipation during the show.  There were no survivors.  Antione, however, did survive and so did Trebor and everyone in the audience.  You did too.