My Life's In a Blender

So, yeah, i'm kinda emo. So what? I've got problems, everyone does. Come on, admit it, even you do.

I hate the way some people like to pretend that their life is perfect, even when it's in a blender, like mine.

Some people say they have the perfect white picket fence family, with the perfect stay at home mum and the perfect dad with a perfect gereric job.

I dont even bother pretending. I used to. But now i dont care what people think.

I live in a house with three sisters and two brothers, my mum and dad.

There's Mum, she had my oldest sister when she was only 14, so she was a teen mum, she pops pills, but doesnt know that me and nearly all my sibs know; dad hits her sometimes.

There's Dad, he's got a drinking problem and hits mum sometimes. He got laid off, so we live in government housing. He has a mistress that we're not suposed to know about but do.

There's Carin, my oldest sis, she's nineteen, and works at a strip club. She's got a longtime boy toy thats, 25, and he sleeps at our place. (Sometimes at night i can hear them fucking each other)

There's Tony, Carin's boy toy, he smokes pot, and is a dickhead.

There's Georgia, she's 18, she is also fucking Tony and she sometimes smokes pot with him.

There's Steven, he's also 18, him and Georgia are twins, he gets into all sorts of trouble. He's in a street gang and sells drugs and crap.

There's Ricky, he's 17, and he's big into weed and cocaine. 

There's me, Melissa, I'm 14, and totally emo. I dont do any drugs yet and i'm a virgin still. So i'm actually the least crazy in my family.

And last but not least, There's Bria, she's 12, and i try to take care of her and keep her out of trouble. She's the only one who doesnt know about mum's drug problem and dads mistress.

And thats my emo family. Sound like fun, eh? I ought to add a few other peeps mentioned in my emo blog, huh?

There's Pax, my idiot ex-boyfriend, a total horny bastard. His real name is Leslie, but he made me promise not to tell anyone. Well, guess what Leslie? If you cross me wrong, I'm gonna put your real name on the world wide web for all to see.

There's Xavier, he's really awesome.  Me and him are friends I guess and his foster family loves me for some unknown reason.

Well, at least now you know why i want to kill myself! *A little emo humor for ya there!*