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DISCLAIMER
: most impertantly, i have two say that this isnt a ProN site! sum be can be so bad and i hate howe tey can takee sumthing good and inknowcent and try to make it bad. my site is good. the XxX at the end of the title is like xoxoxo - u no? its sweet. doin it under tha ummbrela is like just like doing whateva under tha ummbrela, like dancin' er werking on website er whatever. not pron. thank u. I should be under 6m tall not to lose my pure mind. I am still innocent! Same as yesterday. so stop trying to coruptted me. thanks!
first, i wanna SaY that Ella Under tha UmmbrelA ish mah site. OkaY!? Do u IdiOts undastand?
if u cum ovrr hear sayin that i am uglies or that i am stopid or that I have bad grammer/spellin (LEAVE!!!) can sumthing likez that then leaves. Leaves now. i am NOT Candan. OkAY!!!?!? i live beloW itz. okaY!?!? and i inteligents. i can spell, stopids. but anyway i dunt want ppl on heer sayin means stuf becuse this is suposed to b a postive site. luvs and peace. okay!?!?
secund, if u cum heer and leave a mean coment i wil ban u. i sware! dun do it. okaY? peace!!!!onE!!!
secund, u scuk as i said this is my site - i wil type wut i want to on heer. okay!?? if u has a problem wit it hit the X. it isnt hard,iz it? dudnt thik so! okay??
tird, if u r emo leaves. now! i hatez emo ppl! omg. tey ned to go and die. sereeously because tey has no reasun to be depresed and but they r and its so stopid. i cant stand hate it. sereeously.
fourth, i am not a tweenyboper or whateva. i am freekin 18! okay?!?
if u have a problem with my site its because ur jealus. so get ova theirselves.
if U come heer sayin mean stuff, sumthin bad is guning to hapen to u. seerously. so be nice. okaY?!?! dunt be a hypocricrite but please dun keep al ur hatefulls uglinesses in-side pless. dudn't comit tha sucicide.
(if u no of any emos let me no because i will link tem to. but i wil tels people to tels tem to not be so sad inseads of teling tem to be nice.
needs monie
i dont has much monie bjut i wana get a new louis vuitton bag (yuh cause u no) anyway their kind a expensif so pless send me monie to my paypall acount. i no that others ned monie more thAns me so aftr u give me monie pless go give monie to the people who needs it more. like erm umm thiS munth is octber/noember and so breest cancerrr - go donate ur monies to breast cancer and and then er after help me get a louis vuitton bag. k thanks. i luvs ya! woo!
also to hel me with my monies need pless click on the adds on this site. okay? thaks. i wilz shu u a pic of my louvis vuitton bag when i gets it. fo shure! thanks. now i has raised about 80 buks which is like 10 percents (yuh i can do mathemathics) cuz like the bag is like 2000. yes. really expensif like i said. so yuh thats why i needs ur monie and ur help. butz dunt forgets about breest cancer pless. rembers louis vuitton fer me. and breest cancer. thanks agains for yer monies.
about me
hi their. i am 18! as i said already in may disclaimer. yes. 18. i am nut 12. i went to HS already. my gosh! i gradated to. thaunks. okay. it wasnt easy but. yeas. anyway. i have black hair thats sort ah bron and derk eyes. okay. yeah. i am prety. i wuld shu u a pic but my cameras broken. if u wanna buy me a cam, i'm happy to take it! just rember tha i alsos need monie for louis vuitton bag and tha breest cancer cause needs ur support t0o. so emails me, gives me a cam, ur monies, and then send sum to the breest cancer peoples and then make ur site pink fo octber!. i likes lots of muisc just not emo er county. that stuf is crap. i like other things too. my fav. hobby is reading/righting. yeh. my far. boks is the sound of the fury by william faulkner, pride and prejudice by jane austen, animal farm by george orwell, stuf by james joyce. i &heart; james joyce but mah heart isnt dark. my fav. color is pink.
this song is caled yes! happiness! so emo people andhate ful intuhnet buddies dunt turn it ofz and be happy. and be nice. k thsnks!
Likes
: pink bunie wrabits unda ummbrelas an rainbowes hopin thru the forrests on rainie days; esclators that takes u up to tha second flers in tha malls; elevators that face outsidez in tallest buildins so that u can holds yer hands ups while u goes up and say "SUPERMAN" (itz so awesome like supermans); pwince chairmens whos gots there own co'panties likes in the dramas and fairy-tales and stuf on tv; snowbelles and slieghtbelles and snetzels with nude elles.
Dislikes
:: nasties brown poo-colored stufs that peoples put in there mouths called sumething-ite tastes like the botum of a pan buried in salt and crap; peoples who comb their hair in front of theyre face and wear black so that tey cant see u and u cant see tem - emo crap; ugly people on the intuhet who r fat and who promote obecity with their fat websites and evil habits and who needs to learn to be nice and who think that theyr better than everyones else and who go aroundz screaming copywrghts copywrights copywrights. omg tha copywrights! i want to give all of the intuhnet b ullies hugs n kisses and i linked tem al above so go give them hugs n kisses so that they wil skiny up their bering websites and learn the truth about copywrights.
Archives
befroe twoday i mentioned sum things and people freom real life came hear and red tem witch is okay but it makes me serta uncumfertable and so until i can no whose reding my page i just wan the archieves to be down. they wont be down forever so yuh. just for a litle whiles. thats all.
Past Enties
like i said above i got peoples parents that i no cuming hear and reding my site. i dont like that so until i can find out who it is - archives and past entries links to tem are disbled. okay. thanks.
Write No
Day:
Octber 23th 2007
Eating
: Orbitz Gum (itz buble gum flavored - when u cant brush check on this)
Thinking
: HW sucks
Reeding
: A Problem From Hell by Samantha Powers - Its a bok on genecide. Its smart. U shuld red it. seerously.
Drinking
: h20 (chemistry ♥ not I hate chemsitry)
Doin'
: Werking on my site. (Not under an ummbrela thou - its two bad but its raining out-side. seerously. i would go out there but its storming. i like rain)
Mood
: panoptic content
Musi
que: yes! hapyiness - c-ute (its the sung that pllays on this site. yuh yuh)
Valid-dity
this site is valid in firefox and ie and safari and opera and al the rest. people (the same peopple who dunt red the disclaimer) cum hear (the intuhnet bullies) and tell me that my site is not valid. it is valid. iT is so very valid. i see it fine in firefox and ie - i no cause i loked and just because it doesnt look the same in ie and firefox desont men that it isnt valid. okay. it is valid. so dunt come hear tallking about w3.orgies (i told u that this wasn't that type of site). so yuh its valid.
I have IMPORTANT things two SAY So PLESS REED this entry. okay?
i jus wana say sumthing befor i strat tallking about what i realy wana tallk about. okay? so. a lot of poeople has telled me that my site
is aner-whateva u no. thats a werd i actualy cant spel. anyway- i just want too tel tem that KNOW! my site is not. i want too promote good things with my site and among those good things i wana promote is healthy size. along with the trend uf sites getin biggest a lot of people r geting biggest two. so i think its a good idea to have a site that is not big. because big is not healthy. and two the people who say thecant reed my site because the font is two smal i need to tel them that - tey need to sit closer and then tey wil be able to see it. yeah? okAY!? so no that i coveRd that - the same people who do that (tey dunt read the disclaimer (to the left, to the left)) say that i stolz the image of the gnome from the movie I'M EMILY er whtever. err no. i dudnt stil it. i foundz it on photopails er sumthing and its mine bucause i downloaded it and edited it the photoshop and stuf. i spent a LOT of time making this layout. okay?! dunt hate my hard work and pless have some repspect! okay R-E-P-S-P-E-C-T! repspect! and reed my disclaimer. okay!
so yes. its my imgage and these same people are like. copywrights. copyrwights. ur breaking the copywrights. are tey the copywrights police? erm no. so tey can chill. okay. LUVS? okay! calm down and stop the hatins. and stop trying to be the police. and stop being the bullies. theyres so such thing as polices on the internet and nobodies guna get mad at me fer using an image. okay?! gets ovr it. anyways, tey are wrong. because the image is copywrights me. muwah!
i have a message fer everyone
BE HAPIE. I LUVS YOU. YAY!
now that i got that of my chest i wana say sumthing that is kind of bad but i gota say it anyway
i am realy TIRED of people cuming hear and makin fun of me UR NOT FUNNY. so i have disabled coments. i realy want
to tel al those people that they shuld go into the kitchen find a knife, put in there bag, go to the tube/subway/metro/wth and while jumping in front of the train stab their-selves to death and committ the double sucicide. because the werld would be better with out them. and ter ar so many people who could use the resource tey r taking up. i could take their monies and other people could have other things. so that is what i want to say but.. i dun realy fel that way. so pless dunt be mad at me.
OMG
i ran out of time and dun hae any to tallk about what i wanted to say. crap-o-crap. dung-unda-the-ummbrela. so yah. laters.
-ELLA
PS dunt ul love RHIANNON (the singr).
Warning:
This site isn't real. I'm sorry if something here offends you. It's supposed
to be a joke.