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ELDER BOB'S PROFILE
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WISDOM, JOKES AND MORE
GENERAL INFORMATION
EMERGENCY KIT
FAMOUS INVENTIONS
FOLK HERO TRUTHS
FOOD AS MEDICINE
FURNITURE POLISH
HOAXES
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK ALONE
THROUGH A RAPIST'S EYES - ( NO JOKE )
HOME REMEDIES
HOUSE HOLD HINTS
IN DEFENSE OF THE FRENCH
MARK TWAIN ON THE FRENCH
MORE REMEDIES
RACISM
RACISTS
READ BEFORE YOU SIGN
RESOURCES
TOLIETRIES
USING BOUNCE
VODKA REMEDIES
WISDOM
BRAIN TEASER
CAT FACTS
DOGS IN HEAVEN
DO NOT FORGET
FARMERS WISDOM
FOR THOSE RARE CAT PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT CATS REALLY LOVE YA
GRANDMAS APRON
HISTORY EXAM
HISTORY LESSONS
I ASKED GOD...
LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE
MIDDLE CHILD BLUES
MOTHERS
PEARLS AND OYSTERS
PLEASE TAKE THIS TEST
QUARTER RECALL
RAMBLINGS OF A RETIRED MIND
RULES OF COMBAT
SALT SUPERSTITIONS
SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK?
STONE PERSON
THE THOUGHTFUL GIFT
WHO SAID PIGS ARE STUPID
WISDOM THE HARD WAY
JOKES
A GORILLA ON THE ROOF
CLONING
FORKS WASHINGTON
GROAN JOKES - 1
GROAN JOKES - 2
GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM
JOINING
KEEPING WITHIN THE LAW
LOVER'S LANE
MEN-WOMEN JOKES
A COUPLE
A MAN AND A WOMAN
A WOMAN'S PRAYER
GOD IS WISE
GOLF STORY
KING ARTHUR
KNOW YOUR MATE
MEN AND BRIGHT WOMEN
MISCELLANEOUS
PIG!....BITCH!
PUNCTUATION
THE BRIDE WORE WHITE
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
WHAT"S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE.....
MORE JOKES
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO
BAD PUNS
BOUDREAUX
BRITISH HOSPITALITY
CORPORATE JOKES
GETTING EVEN
HORSEY HUMOR
OLDER THAN DIRT
PECANS IN THE CEMETERY
REDNECK CHURCH
REDNECK TRANSLATIONS
REDNECK VASECTOMY
REDNECKS
SCOTTISH HUMOR
WINDOWS 2004 REDNECK EDITION
THE BIG SHOT
THE BLOND COWBOY
THE NAVIGATOR
THE SMART OLD MAN
WOMEN JOKES
A WOMEN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
A WOMEN'S PERFECT REVENGE
BLOND JOKE
DON'T STEP ON THE DUCKS
GRAND MOTHER
LADIES VS REAL WOMEN
MORE BLOND JOKES
MOTHERS WEDDING DRESS
THREE WOMEN
WORDS WOMEN USE
YEARLY PHYSICAL
LIFE....YA GOTTA LAUGH
ACTUAL TOURIST SIGNS
BILL GATES SAID......
CANADA RESPONDS
COLONOSCOPIES
FACTS
GREEN GARDEN GRASS SNAKES CAN BE DANGEROUS
HAVING A BAD DAY?
HELL FREEZES OVER
HOMOSEXUALITY
HUH ???
HUMOROUS CHURCH BULLETINS
DOCTORS AND GUNS
MEN WANT TO DIE FIRST
MILITARY WORDS OF WISDOM
ORIGIN OF PHRASES - I
ORIGIN OF PHRASES - II
PNW TRUISMS
(ADDED 02/14/08)
POLICE TAPES
RULES FOR VISITING RURAL WASHINGTON
(ADDED 04/24/08)
STRANGE AND AMUSING STATE LAWS
STRANGE AND AMUSING WORLD LAWS
WHAT LOVE MEANS...TO A CHILD
WHERE WERE THE EDITORS ??
INSPIRATIONAL THOUGHTS
BARRY CORBET
DANCING WITH ELDER BOB
IRA SPRING
PETE SCHOENING
POWELL QUOTE
QUOTES WITH BLESSINGS
ROCKING CHAIR
TOMB OF THE UNKNOWNS
WHAT IS LOVE
PAST COMMENTS - I
ACTUAL LABEL INSTRUCTIONS
AIRLINES AND CONGRESS PERSONS
(ADDED 07/16/08)
BANK LETTER
BEDTIME STORIES FOR BIG KIDS
COWBOYS GUIDE TO LIFE
DIRECT LINE TO GOD
FACTS ABOUT THE 1500s
GOLF IS BETTER THAN SEX
KNUCKLES
NEWSPAPERS
OLDER WOMEN
RUDY THE ADVENTURE CAT
RULES TO ENTER TEXAS
STEPS TO A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
THE CREATION STORY
THE HISTORY OF SHIT
WHY MEN PREFER AIRPLANES OVER WOMEN
PAST COMMENTS - II
15 RULES TO LIVE BY
25 TRUTHS OF LIFE
50 PROMISES FOR MARRIAGE
A RIDDLE THAT'LL KILL YOUR BRAIN
CLEANING TIPS
DOG PHILOSOPHY
GENERAL KNOWLEDGE QUIZ
LUTHERN AIRLINES
LUTHERAN STORIES
MEANDERING THOUGHTS
OLD HOLLYWOOD SQUARES ONE-LINERS
SAYINGS
VARIOUS ANSWERS TO THE QUESTION ------ "WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED ?"
WHAT SEX ARE THEY ?
WHO WERE THE FOUNDING MEMBERS OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB ?
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ?
MYSTERY PHOTO CONTEST
OLYMPIC NATIONAL PARK HISTORY
CLALLAM COUNTY
CRESCENT AREA
CASTLE-IN-THE-CAT SHELTER
LAKE CRESCENT LODGES
NORTH FORK SOLEDUCK SHELTER
PYRAMID PEAK LOOKOUT
SOLEDUCK FALLS SHELTER
SOURDOUGH SHELTER
STORM KING GUARD STATION
ELWHA AREA
ALTAIRE KITCHEN
BOTTON CABIN
DODGER POINT FIRE LOOKOUT
ELKHORN RANGER STATION
ELKHORN SHELTER
ELWHA KITCHEN
ELWHA RANGER STATION
ELWHA RIVER SETTLEMENT
HALFWAY HOUSE
HOTCAKE SHELTER
HUMES CABIN
MICHAEL CABIN
POACHING CABIN
REMANN CABIN
SKI LAIR
GRAYS HARBOR COUNTY
HOH AREA
BOGACHIEL DRAINAGE HISTORY
FIFTEEN MILE SHELTER
HAPPY FOUR SHELTER
HOH RIVER SETTLEMENT
HYAK SHELTER
INDIAN CREEK GS WOOD SHED
INDIAN CREEK GS BARN
INDIAN CREEK SHELTER
OLYMPUS RANGER STATION
OWL MOUNTAIN LOOKOUT
TWENTY ONE MILE SHELTER
HOT SPRINGS AND MORE
OLYMPIC HOT SPRINGS
PRESS EXPEDITION
SOL DUC HOT SPRINGS
HURRICANE AREA
DEER PARK SHELTER - I
DEER PARK SHELTER - II
GRAY WOLF SHELTER
KLAHHANE CLUB HOUSE
SKOOKUM MINING CLAIM CABIN
THREE FORKS SHLETER
JEFFERSON COUNTY
KALALOCH AREA
ANDERSON BARN
ANDREWS BARN
BECKERS INN
PELTON CREEK SHELTER
QUEETS GUARD STATION
QUEETS RIVER AREA HISTORY
READ CABIN
SMITH/SHAUBE PLACE
LAKE CRESCENT MYSTERY
MASON COUNTY
MINING HISTORY
MORA AREA
STARBUCK CREEK LOOKOUT CABIN
ONP HEADQUARTERS
ONP HISTORIC PHOTOS
OZETTE AREA
AHLSTROM CABIN
OZETTE HISTORY
ROOSE CABIN
PIONEERS OF THE OLYMPIC PENINSULA
(ADDED 02/04/09)
PLANE CRASHES IN THE OLYMPICS
QUINAULT AREA
ENCHANTED VALLEY CHALET
NORTH FORK QUINAULT GUARD STATION
RENEGADE SHELTER
STAIRCASE AREA
ANDERSON PASS SHELTER
FLAPJACK LAKES CHALET
HOME SWEET HOME SHELTER
STAIRCASE HISTORY
STAIRCASE RANGER STATION
STAIRCASE RESORT CABIN
TEN MILE SHELTER
OLYMPIC NATIONAL PARK CHAT
OLYMPIC NATIONAL PARK TRIP REPORTS
BOGACHIEL TO HOH RIVER
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
DEERPARK TO NORTH FORK
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
DEERPARK TO OBSTRUCTION
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
DOSEWALLIPS 2006
ENCHANTED VALLEY
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
HOH RIVER NORTH FORK
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
HOH RIVER TO SOLDUC
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
OZETTE TO RIALTO
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
QUEETS RIVER TRAIL
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
RIALTO TO OZETTE
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
SHI SHI TO OZETTE
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
SOLO ONP 30 DAY TREK
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
(BOULDER, SOL DUC, BOGACHIEL, SHI SHI, OIL CITY, QUEETS, HOH RIVER)
SOUTH FORK - HOH RIVER
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
THIRD BEACH TO OIL CITY
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
OLYMPIC NATIONAL PARK USEFUL INFORMATION
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
OLYMPIC NATIONAL PARK TRAIL REPORTS AND REVIEWS
TRAIL REPORTS AND REVIEWS MAIN MENU
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
GRAPHIC MENU
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
COASTAL AREA
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
ELWHA AREA
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
NORTHWEST AREA
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
NORTHEAST AREA
(ADDED 08/05/09)
SOUTHWEST AREA
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
SOUTHEAST AREA
(MODIFIED 08/05/09)
E-MAILS TO AND FROM ELDER BOB
ELDER BOB'S TRAVELS
DESERT WAVES - Page 1 of 3
DESERT WAVES - Page 2 of 3
DESERT WAVES - Page 3 of 3
FIELD CAMP - Page 1 of 3
FIELD CAMP - Page 2 of 3
FIELD CAMP - Page 3 of 3
GLACIER PEAK
KUWAIT - 1994 - Page 1 of 3
KUWAIT - 1994 - Page 2 of 3
KUWAIT - 1994 - Page 3 of 3
MT. RAINIER - 1961
MT. RAINIER - 1962
MT. RAINIER - 1964
PARADISE ICE CAVES
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK LITHOGRAPHS - Page 1 of 2
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK LITHOGRAPHS - Page 2 of 2
THE CURRENT ESSENCE OF ELDER BOB
ANOTHER TEST
EMERGENCY VIRUS ALERT
EXTINCT WORDS
HOW DOES IT WORK ??
HOW WE RAED
LOVE THE IRISH NAVY
MURPHY'S LAWS
OLD FARTS AT WAR
OPRAH SCORED 38
PROFESSIONAL QUALIFICATIONS
QUESTIONS TO PONDER
RED MARBLES
SCIENCE EXAM
SIGNS
SOUTHERN HOROSCOPE
TEST YOUR ADVERTISING KNOWLEDGE
TRUE STORY WORTH READING
WEIRD, HUH ??
WHAT MOTHER TAUGHT ME
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