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Here are some lyrics from the 2 Ed Music videos "My Best Friend Plank" and "The Incredible Shrinking Day."

   My Best Friend Plank Lyrics

 I`m never bored when I`m with you,
we`re pals, we`re buddies through and through,
I wish I knew what to buy for you
on your birthday.

Our friendship goes gainst the grain,
I saw you swell up in the rain.
I saw you- didn`t see your pain...
was it termites?

It`s never hard to talk to you
though you stump me with your silence.
I feel so naughty pining here
for your happy face`s guidence.

My best friend Plank, my best friend Plank,
My best friend Plank, my best friend Plank.

Sitting there so silently,
What could you be thinking?
You`re not saying "I want ax"
Is that sealent that you`re drinking?

Man, you`re hammered! Nailed you, pal!
Al Gore`s wife`s name is "Tipper"
I knew we`d be best friends for life
When I saved you from that chipper.

My best friend Plank, my best friend Plank,
My best friend Plank, my best friend Plank.

Ooohhh Plank, count the rings, count the rings,
Ooohhh Plank, count the rings.....

I`d walk you on the seven seas,
but sawdust always makes me wheeze.
I met your mom and dad the trees.
But please don`t catch Dutch Elm disease.

  My best friend Plank, my best friend Plank,
My best friend Plank, you`re my best friend Plank! 

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