Disclaimer:
Take nothing here as the truth. We just ramble a lot. Nothing here is copyright us. They are copyright their respective owners. Yeah. Unless of course thost respective owners happen to, in fact, be us. In which case... we DO own it.
Note to those who visit the site: The links on the newer pages back to other pages on the site WILL NOT WORK. This is because of a coding problem that WILL NEVER BE FIXED BECAUSE WE HATE YOU. But mostly because we're lazy. So please, if you're on some of the newer sites, starting in January or so, go back to one of the general pages and use the links there. The pages do exist, you just can't get to them from the pages made after January 2005.
Eclipse: Guess what! Not ONLY do we have Anti Gackt pictures now (thank you B Chan! We lurv ye!) we also have a link to how to take over the world! I lurv it. I lurv it good. OK, now back to torturing the slaves. Have fun all you random people who come to the website! Keep sending me stuff. OR ELSE!!
Eclipse: I LIVE!!!!!!!!! Eclipse has finally dug hreself out of the crushing mountain of homework, braved the cruel wastelands of finals, and survived to bring you.... AN UPDATE!! YAY!! We FINALLY have fanworks in! Thank you thank you thank you!
Eclipse: Work wishes to consume Eclipse's life. But this is OK, this is OK. I just needed something brainless and pretty to distract me. Mmmmmm pretty men. Toshiya-bunny!!
Eclipse: Eclipse is going to college! YES. College. For demons of course. I'll become even MORE diabolical and cruel! MUA HAHAHAHA!! *Her minions cringe* But anyways, that means I won't be able to update for a while, so here's an update to keep you busy.
Rican: New hatemail and encounter.. Apparently "Kisu" thinks she represents the opinions of all those from Finland. So I feel I must hate Finland until someone proves her wrong and speaks out. IS ANYONE FROM FINLAND NOT LAME?!?! THEN TELL US IN OUR GUESTBOOK OR E-MAIL US, SLAVES!!
Eclipse: WOW! Cool people from Lithuania! *Points to guestbook* Alright Lithuania, we love you again. Now we're going to bash ESTONIA. I laugh at you, Estonia! See, here I go: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Rican: I have no updates. But I DID want to continue our "LET'S INSULT COUNTRIES THAT VISIT OUR SITE BECAUSE LITHUANIA'S A PUSSY" rant.
Memnoch: Rican!! Don't say that!
Rican: ... I thought we fired you...
Memnoch: That's not the point!
Rican: Yes. Yes it is. For this, Gackt with come, remove you from the premises, and rape you.
Memnoch: God damn, not again.
Rican: Continuing, We are going to insult other countries! Yay! Now, looking at our hits list, I can only use this entry to thank Japan and Canada. You guys have consistantly given us many a hit and for that all we can say is THANKS!!
Eclipse: I wouldn't really call that insulting a country...
Rican: *sigh* Once again it seems that only Lithuania is lame enough to bash...
Rican: We have hate mail! Well, technically it's hate guestbook entry, but whatever. In it we introduce our latest helper Memnoch! Unfortunately, though, she's been fired. She tryed to steal my thongs. But she had a good run - enjoy the hatemail!
Also as a special treat so that Lithuania doesn't feel TOO special having had all this time dedicated to it, we will procede to bash ALL the countries that visit this site! Today it's the PHILIPPINES! Are they Asian or Hispanic? I JUST DON'T KNOW!
Okay.. that was a pretty lame insult... I guess the Philippines are just so much cooler than Lithuania that I can't find anything really wrong with them. My Bio teacher was from the Philippines.. he was pretty cool... so let's keep the hits coming from our neighbors to the.. um.. whichever direction they're in! Yay!
Eclipse: So Rican and I added images to the white gay man rant and the Gackt insert.
Rican: Also, while we were trying to find um.. FLATTERING pictures of Gackt *cough*theydon'texist*cough*, we discovered this site: Sexy to the Second Power... or... Squared.
This is the FUNNIEST SITE EVER!!! I mean.. just look at their layout. I could NOT stop laughing.
Eclipse: I mean, we don't exactly know if they were TRYING to be funny... but that really doesn't matter at all, now does it?
Eclipse: RICAN IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(GASP) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rican: Yeah, I got a job and found out that by neglecting work that I ACTUALLY have to do, I have TONS of spare time for the site!! BEHOLD OUR STORY GENERATOR!! Which we STOLE! I mean, borrowed. With no intention of returning! It took us FOREVER so READ IT SLAVES!!
Eclipse: GUYS! We have visiors from Lithuania! *Thinks for a moment* Where the HELL is Lithuania? Is that that country the size of a hullahoop that you can push people out of? Oh no wait, that was Lichenstein.
Eclipse: As you all know, this little demon has been left alllllllllllllllllll alone on this little page. Sniff. DAMN YOU RICAN! CURSE YOU AND YOUR.... DISAPPEARINGNESS!! Updates will be slow until I can find a replacement. *Puts up ad: Web home for rent. Spacious, though demented website looking for someone to occupy space. Rent payable in doses of humor. For more information, contact Eclipse, 667 Hell Street, the Inferno. Or email at bottom of page.*
Eclipse: The images are on their way to being fixed! I swear! The ony problem is is that many of the images on this rather image heavy site came from the possessions of Rican, whom, you might know, has disappeared off the face of the earth. This little demon thus has to go ALL the way to our old image server, save the images, upload them, and relink them ALL. Just for YOU. There better be some damn good cookies waiting for me when I get home or.... *grumbles* Need to get a more thoughtful male harem... *grumble* Oh wait, did I say that out loud? Oh well.
Eclipse: Well guys, there's a lot I have to say today so sit down, shut up, and listen. First of all, I apologize for the lack of updates, but I have been in a strange foreign country (Spain). And here comes the sad news. Rican has disappeared. That's right, he is no longer anywhere to be found, which means that I am down one site partner, and more importantly, you might never figure out what "rican" actually means. I'm sorry.
The good news is that there are updates. By the way, are all the images working ok on this site, or do I need to go hunt down web servers and threaten them?
Eclipse: Wow. *Dusts old updates* Some of this stuff has been up here for a while. I could be diligent and clean through it... *raises an eyebrow at page buildup the size of Montana* or I could just cruelly leave it here.
Oh and another thing. TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT US!! We don't get enough attention. *sniffles* I'm not used to not being the center of attention... I NEED MORE ATTENTION!! WAAAAHHHHH!!
Eclipse:People have alighted upon our guestbook! YAY!! More people should do that! NOW!! ehem. So to reward the good people, we have updates.
Rican:Yay!! I even added my profile!! Go check it out!
(I'm just about done with the Dada page- it shall be up soon!!)
Eclipse: HATE MAIL! AHHHHHH! HATE MAIL!! QUICK!! *Summons demons of destructive destruction and other redundant titles* KILL IT!!
Eclipse: At some point the man thongs died. At some point they came back again. I just don't know anymore.
Rican: Dude. You keep deleting our previous messages! The idea was to have everything RECORDED HERE FOREVER!!! YAY!
As far as the manthongs go... You don't need to freak out. I was just trying them on.
Eclipse: .............................. I just thought we needed more space.... *pushes various programming codes behind her back in a compulsive almost descreet way*
Rican: WOOT!!! I LIVE!! My name is Rican, even though I'm not really rican. Gackt is rican. I am not. Anyway, this website rules and I hope you learn to worship it like the slaves do.
Eclipse: Greetings, from the little world that exists inside our heads. I am Eclipse, and before we start, I have a little confession to make. Secretly, all of this time, I REALLY AM a woman. I'm sorry. It was a freak radioactive accident.
Rican: NO!!!! All this time I spent NOT hitting on you because I was NOT Rican! I mean... wait. Now that you're a girl I must say that Gackt will never love you. You're so lucky...
Eclipse: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Uh, yeah.... yay. But um, for further reference, STAY AWAY FROM ME OR DIE!!!
Rican: *cough* Anyway, WELCOME ALL! This site is the best in the whole world so I hope you like it. And if you don't you know you'll come back anyway JUST to figure out what "rican" means! Woot!
