M.E.S.S. Cartoons & Venomous Satire
Don't ya love the Government/Medical/Industrial/Media Complex?
Don't ya just love the M.E.S.S. they create for us?
Click a cartoon to enlarge, then click your back button to return. If you print this page, the navigation and common header (as well as this paragraph) will not appear in the printout, and the cartoons will look much cleaner on paper than what you see here on screen.
And here's "The Chelation Kid" Cartoon Series
by Robert Tinnell.
Chelation Kid Archives (Preview Below):
http://www.sunnyfundays.com/ff_archive.html
Venomous Satire
Nan O'Bacteria hisses to Thimer O'Sal:
We, of the Toxic Heritage Society have good reason to thank the Government/Medical/Industrial/Media Complex. It's thanks to them that we were offered a free ride through vaccines straight into the cozy haven of kids' bodies, from which we can let loose our tools of torture. My calcifications have free rein to block Kookie's arteries, and your mercury can take over Kookie's liver and other organs. And let us not forget your metallic friends filling Kookie's teeth (placed there conveniently by the friendly dentist!) And oh... have you heard? Phen O'Lic and T O'Luene (of the Chemical Dynasty) and Flu O'rescent (of the Radiation Clan) have also been given free passage into Kookie's body, via cheap plastic lamp sockets, light bulbs, auto glass, new windows, computer monitors, cellphones, home furnishings, kitchenware, clothing, and other commodities imported from Eastern countries. More power to us!
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