1.Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
2.Friends don't let friends drink and take home ugly men/women
3.If at first you don't suceed try pushing the 'on' button
4. I'm blonde, what's your excuse?
5.I'm not a tease, Just a reminder of what You can't have!
6.Only 1 man is worth your tears...but he won't make you cry
7.Fun to play with...Not to stick in your eye
8.Sometimes I have genius ideas...Or is that gas...
9. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks back to you like glue.(made by me)
10. I wanna kill the most perfect girl on this planet! Wait, isn't suicide a crime?
11.Some call me hot...and some call me sweet...but i call myself uniqe...ain't no one got mah techniqe...
12. Suck It? Sorry I choke on small objects.
13. Sweet on the outside, but ugly on the inside!(made by me)
14. I may be dumb, but atleast I'm not blonde!(made by me)
15.Blondes are so dumb!!! hey wait I'm a blonde! That's my point!(made by me)
16. shut up! wait shuts don't go up. (got this on from on of my friends)
17. dont wait for the night in shining armor.. ur savior reflected in the mirror
18. Why do we go to school if we can just get memory chips implanted in our heads? (made by me)
19. Why doesn't some one just burn the school down already?!
20. To start, press any key . .where's the any key?
21. I'm living in your closet! But shhhhhhhh! You don't know yet!
21. ((_((CRAYOLA((_(( >-----------
22. Dead leaves and the dirty groundwhen I know you're not around
23. I'm not a complete idiot,... some parts are missin!!!
24. every rose has its thorns
25. Remember, reality leaves a lot to the imagination
26. how could I forget? o ya I forget all of the time! I don't know what I had for breakfast but I know what happened 5 years ago. thats whats creapy! (made by me)
27. Someone once asked me why I talk to animals. The answer is simple. People confuse me!
28.life is short so love the one u got cuz u might get ran over or ya might get shot!
29. I think its kind of funny.I think its kind of sad.The dreams in which Im dying,are the best I've ever had
30. A mind is a terrible thing to waste, Good thing you never had one
31. you may have to grow up... but you don't have to grow old! (made by my grampa) :)
32.:D~*i see dumb people*~:D
33. Dont hate me cuz i am beautiful, hate me cuz ur boyfriend thinks so!
34. when tomarrow comes we'll be one of them, but the only purpose is, to kill off thoses who aint dead!!!!!!!!
35. !!~*~i might be sexy, i might be sweet, but without u im incomplete~*~ !
36. Don't follow in my footsteps.......I walk into walls!!!
37. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
38. "Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night." - Charlie Brown
39. If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
40. Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are ok, you're it.
41. Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't. --Dr. Seuss
42. Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at school in your underwear during a fire drill.
43. Help beautify our dumps. Throw away something pretty.
44. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
45. Support Search & Rescue - GET LOST!
46. I can make one person happy every day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
47. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
48. Borstelmann's Rule: If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.
49. I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
50. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
51. I am having an out of money experience.
52. Paper clip: The larval stage of coat hangers.
53. A sine curve goes off to infinity.. or at least the end of the blackboard.
54. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
55. Your mind is like a taco: the more you cram into it, the more that's going to fall out.
56. Sure, the truth hurts, but so does a machete.
57. Don't leave things unfinishe
58. One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with a wooden stake.
59. Some people have a way with words, while others... erm... thingy.
60. kiss me! no not you, I'm not gay!
61. '(`'-.,(`'-.,_yournamehere_,.-'`),.-'`) '
62. (6)Stupid school! Burn the darn thing down already!(6)
63. It doesn't matter whats on the outside. It's what's on the inside that counts!
64. (w)(l)ya all should bow down to me cause I'm da queen of metal... or u will be a sacrifice(w)(l)
65. If you want to know where I am call a psychic! If you're too lazy to do that just leave me a message!
66. How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
67. Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for #sn , your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 2,730, please hold, your message is important to me.
68. This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you're IMing me thinking that I'm going to respond and the funny thing is that I'm sitting in front of the computer staring at the screen rolling on the floor laughing watching you IM me.
69. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones who can count and ones that can't.
70. If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?
71. Repeating things is a sign of stupidity. Repeating things is a sign of stupidity. Repeating things is a sign of stupidity. Repeating things is a sign of stupidity.
72. A day without sunshine is like... night.
73. Please leave a message at the beep , if you don't hear the beep please leave.
74. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
75. Don't you hate it when people leave away messages that don't tell where they are or when they'll be back?
76. Whatisthatbaratthebottomofmykeyboard?
77. sory, mi spill chek is brikon...
78. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
79. Did you know by reading this message you have wasted 4 seconds of your life?
80. I am not here so stop writing to me, or else you will find yourself with a screen full of your own messages.
81. I REJECT REALITY AND SUBSITUTE IT WITH MY OWN FANTASIES
82. Quickly click 3 times "here". - Hey look! U learned a magic trick!
83. ||||||||||||||||||||||||||... Siggy 67% loaded
84. Never test the depth of water with both feet
85. Proofread to see if you've any words out.
86. You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh harder!
87. If orlando bloom decided that breathing wasn't cool, half the female population would be dead.
88. Practice makes perfect, but why practice if nobody is perfect?
89. Guys are like parking spots...All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
90. When someone says your stupid that means your smart when someone says your smart that really means your smart and they're stupid.
91. I give you 12 roses 11 real 1 fake i'll love you till the last one dies.
92. Guys.....you can't live with 'em. Can't live without 'em!
93. *knock* *knock* No ones home right now...so......GO AWAY!
94. When life hands u lemons,throw them back and say, "I WANT CHOCOLATE!"
95. Friendship is essentially a matter of strategy...
96. Note to self: conquer earth!
97. If no one was born evil than i must be no one!
98. You hear the lonely howl of a wolf in the distance!
99. I'm not mean,your just a sissy!
100. It's comeing for you...and soon it will find you...lock your doors...stay in bed and if all fails...run!
101. I wish i had a goal in life other than to chug 4 bottles of salad dressing!
102. Some mornings its just not worth chewing through the leather straps!
103. Blueprints for the black markit!
104. I'm not mean. I've got a little girl's heart, in a jar on my desk at home...
105. Get your philosophy from a bumper sticker.
106. Codestone status: Shaking. Why are they always shaking? Are they cold?
107. Never poke wires that say DONT TOUCH...there is a reason for it.
108. Come to the dark side ... we have cookies!
109. If At First You Don't Succeed, failure Might be Your Thing
110. me fail english? thats unpossible
111. 99% Effort + 1% Luck= success
112. If the shoe fits, buy it in every color.
113. It is NOT my fault procrastination is so temting and fun
114. I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger and bigger...and then it hit me!
115. Don't you think you should un-plug it before you take it apart, doc?
116. Want Neopoints? There is a secret button located between Neomail and Explore just for you!
117. If Britney Spears is not a girl and not yet a woman, then what is she? A man?
118. Buckle Up! It is a safer chance than being sucked out by aleins~
119. Depend on the rabbit's foot for good luck just remember it didn't work for the rabbit.
120. Its only funny till YOU get hurt then i think ill laught till i pee my pants!
121. At weddings old people say to me, "Your next!" But at funerals I say, "Your next!"
122. If your parents tell you not to play with fire, why is it on the fourth of July they give you a pack of explosives and lighter and then say "have fun!"?
123. A life? COOL! Wait...where do I download one.
124. When the "Self Destruct" button says 'do not touch,' it really means 'Push Me!!!'
125. Before you walk a mile in someones shoes make sure they are the right size.
126. Guys; first we love 'em. Then we hate 'em. Then we love 'em again and expect them to love us back.
127. God made boys first... then he had a better idea!
128. If there was a *n00b* sign, it would have your face on it
129. Someone once told me the grass is greener on the other side... then again, they can afford better fertilizer...
130. I dont swim in your toliet so dont pee in my pool
131. I like making people laugh. It always seems to happen when i show them a picture of you.
132. People who say anything is possible should try and slam a revolving door.