-----------------Random Quotes------------------

[1] = "A lot of people mistake a short term memory for a clear conscience."
[2] = "Friends help you move. REAL friends help you move bodies."
[3] = "LOTTERY: A tax on people who are bad at math."
[4] = "Save the whales. Collect the whole set."
[5] = "A man needs a good memory after he has lied."
[6] = "Always remember that your are unique, just like everyone else."
[7] = "Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand."
[8] = "OOPS! My brain just hit a bad sector."
[9] = "90% of all statistics are made up."
[10] = "Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear."
[11] = "Don't take it too seriously, you won't get out alive."
[12] = "COINCIDENCE happens."
[13] = "A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries."
[14] = "Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."
[15] = "Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
[16] = "C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit."
[17] = "Did anyone see my lost carrier."
[18] = "I used to have a handle on life. Then it broke."
[19] = "Beam me aboard, Scotty.....Sure,... will a 2x4 do."
[20] = "Double your drive space - delete windows."
[21] = "A little work, a little sleep, a little love and it's all over."
[22] = "Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity."
[23] = "Change is unevitable, except from a vending machine."
[24] = "I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got."
[25] = "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
[26] = "Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery."
[27] = "The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
[28] = "We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse."
[29] = "There is only one way to describe this...BEAUTIFUL."
[30] = "Nothing is as easy as it looks."
[31] = "Everything takes longer than you think."
[32] = "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."
[33] = "If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong."
[34] = "If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then."
[35] = "If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway."
[36] = "If you perceive that there
e four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprep
ed for, will promptly develop."
[37] = "Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse."
[38] = "If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."
[39] = "Nature always sides with the hidden flaw."
[40] = "Mother nature is a bitch."
[41] = "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools
e so ingenious."
[42] = "Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first."
[43] = "Every solution breeds new problems."
[44] = "Trust everybody ... then cut the c
ds."
[45] = "Two wrongs
e only the beginning."
[46] = "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
[47] = "To succeed in politics, it is often necess
y to rise above your principles."
[48] = "Exceptions prove the rule ... and wreck the budget."
[49] = "Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view."