This is a story my sister wrote
It's stupid
ENJOY!
Blankbrain stalked a mouse in the forest. He knew he could get it with one leap but then he hissed, “POTATO!”, and it was gone in a flash. “Oh well”, he meowed and skipped back to camp.
The multicolored warrior padded over to his leader. He was not always a warrior. He used to be a kittypet until his twolegs thought there was something wrong with him. They tossed him in the forest and ran away. His leader still had his kittypet name. He was named after a famous twoleg.
Blankbrain prepared to tell his leader that the potato method for catching mice had failed. “Carlos Mencia,-“, he began. Carlos Mencia turned his head and meowed, “Duh da der! What?” “I screamed potato, but it didn’t work!” he replied, “The mouse ran over the edge of a cliff!”
“Well of course it did!” Carlos Mencia replied, “That method is only to kill the mice!”
“Oh, right! I had forgotten”
“Duh da der! We are all gong to starve if we can’t find food!” Carlos Mencia hissed. “Well, what do we do?” Blankbrain asked the weird looking tomcat. “There is only one thing to do. MURDER!!” he replied. “As you wish ser”
Carlos Mencia jumped on to the highrock “LET ALL CATS THAT WERE DROPPED ON THEIR HEADS AT BIRTH GATHER HERE FOR A CLAN MEETING!”
All the cats in RetardClan gathered.
“As you all know, we are all starving to death. We must kill other cats from other Clans.”
“How will this help us eat?” asked a warrior named Hitonhead.
“If we kill the other cats in the forest, there will be more prey! Does everyone agree on this plan?” Carlos Mencia meowed
Everyone yowled in agreement. “Good!” Carlos Mencia meowed, “Blankbrain, you take a patrol to SmartClan and kill them. Hitonhead, you take a patrol to ShoeClan and kill them. Stupidnose, you take a patrol to BrainClan and kill them.”
The leaders of the patrols picked cats to take with them and set off to kill the cats
Blankbrain led his patrol to SmartClan territory. On the way there they saw a cliff and walked right over the edge. They broke their necks. Blankbrain didn’t walk over the edge because he saw a butterfly. It flew over the edge of the cliff and he followed. So did the rest of the Clan. That was the end of RetardClan.
From that day on, all queens made sure they didn’t drop their kits on their heads.
The End