Don't be bashful about writing me if you know of a job. I play the guitar and am what is known as a Magical Singer, in as much as I fool the audience completely. I keep them guessing all during the show - why the devil they bought a ticket.

If you are afraid I wouldn't go over in your lodge or party, you are possibly right. In such case, just mail me $15 and I won't come. When I perform, I cut it down to $10. When for a good cause, $5. When for a better cause, I come free. If you can think of a better one still, I'll give you my service, my guitar, my hat, and 65 cents cash money.