Bodmin Saints Football Club

'Sponsor a Saint!'

Sponsor-a-Saint is a unique way to help Bodmin Saints FC and to promote your own business at the same time. Individual sponsors will appear on an honours list here on the website and will also duly recieve a certificate from the club. Businesses sponsoring a Saint will naturally attract new custom. Thank-you again for taking part in this small, but very important fund-raising scheme and for aiding us to prolong an important 'grass-roots' local football club; to exist.

Q Bar Pool & Snooker Club supports the Saints!
Eclipse Night-Club supports the Saints!
Camel Valley Garden Services is Sponsoring a Saint!
Duchy Scaffolding is supporting a Saint!
Pablo made a sinner into a Saint!

If you need the use of any of the above services; you can find contact details on our 'Sponsoring Saints' page.




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Saints sponsored by
* Q Bar Pool and Snooker Club * Duchy Scaffolding Ltd * Pablo * Camel Valley Gardening Services *

Sponsor a Saint!
For just  £20.00  you could sponsor a player for one season.

Toilets are miles away

Two men were at a football match and it was just seconds away from kick-off.

"Man," said the first man, "I'm bursting for a pee, and the toilets are miles away"

"Don't worry," said the second man. "You see that bloke in front of you? Just pee up his leg."

"Are you crazy?" said the first man, "that bloke's massive."

"Oh," said the second man, "he won't notice anything."

"How do you know?" said the first man.

"Because I've just peed up yours!" said the second man.