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Uh, NOT The Great Escape... 

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I'm Kannot Karatal and sitting next to me is Iwanna Waterpleaze. Yes, that's right. We have taken over the DCN News station. Now we are in control! Isn't that right Iwanna?"
"Yes, it certianly is, Kannot."
"I guess you all are wondering where everybody else is. Well, we're going to explain all of that stuff today as Iwanna and I report the latest news for you. Isn't that right Iwanna?"
"Yes, it certianly is, Kannot."
"(Your smile could be a bit more real you know Iwanna)"
"(I could also be outside with the others if you didn't have me chained to the desk you crazy vegatable!)"
"What was that Iwanna?"
"I said it's so nice to be here with you Kannot."
"Uh, he, sure you did. Anyway, on with the news!"
"This week a scandal was uncovered! Rolanon was caught with the farmers wife and wearing an alien suit! Apparently, Rathernot was not the one having the affair after all. That doesn't surprise me! That old coot? Anyway, sources report that Rolanon has been over heard on his cell phone plotting revenge on Grkorl the alien, for making him run all over the country and putting him through so much, just to get an interview. Suck it up Rolanon! Just admit it! You're just not reporter material. All I can say is those two are sick...sick, sick, sick! Don't you think so Iwanna?"
"Whatever you say Kannot."
"Give me that letter opener! You try something like that again Iwanna, and you'll reget it! I promise! Understand?"
"Y-Yes, Kannot. I-I understand."
"I'll have you and your friends dealt with, you got that?"
"Yes, I got it."
"Now, back to the news again."
"Decaf Kannot?"
"No I don't want decaf! Now let me do the news, will you?"
"O-Ok. Sorry."
"Now then, Rosen Thorns and Whoopem Goldengloves have been permanently banned from the DCN by non other than Moi...and it's going to stay that way for good. He, he, he, I just love hearing them pound on that door...No you can't come in! You've been banned! Go away or I'll call the police! He, he, he."
"Good! We want you too!"
"Ahh Shut up out there! Anyway...Oh, yes, more news on the alien! Seems that Grkorl is thinking of changing his name for political purposes! It's said that he understands that most people can't

pronounce his name easily and he wanted a name that would be easy to say and resonate with the people of the world, especially since he's running for president. He has chosen the name George...What!!! Hey! Little green guy! Are you nuts?? Do you want to win or not???!!! John, or Jack, or Greg! Anything but George! That name hasn't been popular since that english dude with the spiked hair wrote a song about it in the seventies! Geeze! What were you thinking?"
"Police! Open up!"
"What's that? Iwanna? You pushed the red button didn't you?!"
"Yes, Yes I did Kannot."
"Police! Open up or we'll force our way in!"
"I gotta' hide! Iwanna! Help me!"
"No, no I won't Kannot."
"How dare you turn on me! I could have locked you out with all the other loosers!"
"Yes, yes you could have."
"I should have!"
"I wish you would have."
"Police...last warning!"
"Uh, ladies and gentlemen...that's all for tonight..."
"Ok boys! Break the door down..."
"Where can I go?"
"Why don't you go up there in the booth?"
"Yeah, that's it! Keep quiet Iwanna!"
"Oh, I will Kannot."
"Where is Karatal?"
"I'll never tell..."(looking up into the booth...)
"I see...Come on out Karatal, you're trapped now. Come out or we'll come in and get you."
"You'll never get me!"
"Here we go again boys...Someone unchain Ms. Waterpleaze?"
"Thank you officers! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Iwanna Water pleaze, watching Kannot Karatal getting her just deserts. This has been the news at DCN tonight. Thank you for tuning in. Have a good evening."
"Hey! No! I don't want to go back to that hospital!!!"
"Too bad Karatal!...let's go...some one read her rights please?"


 

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