The Dr. Drakken Files

The Nano-Tick

This is partly Drakken's invention, partly the invention of a bug-obsessed guy named Professor Akari. Drakken had Shego steal the blueprints for the a robotic tick device that Akari created. Drakken used these blueprints to build the tick, and weld to it a nano-explosive that he created himself.

          Left: Drakken's nano-explosive. Right: the robot tick

The purpose of this bizarre, miniature contraption is to attach itself to a person without their knowledge and it is virtually impossible to remove (the only known solvent is Bueno Nacho Diablo sauce). Then, the person must be forced to obey Drakken's every command lest he detonate the explosive. Drakken was intending for his first victims to be the kids who used to tease him in gym. They deserve it! 

The Gravatomic Ray

A weapon he designes for one of his old hovercrafts which got destroyed, so likely the ray got destroyed too. It shoots out a beam that sucks up atomic matter, often breaking it apart into tiny pieces that will be dissolved when they reach the top of the ray.

The Ultimate Robot Warrior

Using an automated toy assembly line made by Japaneze toy designer Nakasumi, Drakken created this robot warrior. It can crush a tank in its claws, and it not surprisingly has laser fire.

The Magmachine

The magmachine is made from a giant laser drill Drakken stole from a snowy mountain region, and the rest is presumably his design. The drill is submerged deep into the Earth's crust to access magma from below it.

The magma is then sucked up from the Earth's mantle into this big ol' thing.

Here's what the big ol' thing looks like from the inside. Magma's comin' on in.

Then, the magma is supposed to be shot out of this tube and all over the state of Wisconsin. Unfortunately, Ron ended up thwarting his plan so that a pool of cheese what what came out instead.

The Bebe 0.1

These were called "Bebe 0.1" in the Kim Possible Gameboy Advance Game Team Possible 3, although on the actual show they have only been called Bebe. They are very 80's-style robot women meant to function as dates to a dance. They can talk in simple commands such as 'I am Bebe", "affirmative" and "Bebe will dance". They can dance, but very aggressively, and they have a tight grip.

The Killer Bebe

Drakken's modern day re-design of his college prototype Bebe. These Bebes are perfect. They speak in complex sentences, can analyze the levels of threat posed by opponents, can determine whether or not someone is fit to be their leader (although they must have gotten a fly suck in their circuits or something if they thought Drakken was not fit to be their leader). They interact with one another using "hive mind behavior". Their minds are linked through a wireless network but because they are in three separate bodies they can easily work as a team to defeat their opponents. Between every joint on their bodies is a bendy wire that they can extend for a long distance. Unlike the college prototypes, their function is as lackeys; henchpeople for his evil schemes---not dates to a dance. And they resent that.....

The Brain-Switch Machine

This is pretty awesome. Two people stand under the machine with their heads inside these cones, then somebody must activate the machine from the control panel where Shego is standing. Then, a huge surge of electricity shoots throughout the machine and the exchange of the two persons' brains takes place. It seems to be an uncomfortable process. When the process is complete, each person will still have his own brain, voice, and physical coordination skills, but will be in the opposite person's body. To switch back, just repeat the process. There are no glitches or side effects. Kim's Mom, a certfied neurosurgeon, says it's not possible to swap brains. And yet Drakken pulled it off. He rocks.

The Cloning Machine

And speaking of inventions that top scientists claim are impossible.......introducing Drakken's 10-second cloning machine! So easy a Geico caveman can do it! Simply acquire a DNA sample of the individual you wish to clone, preferrably a strand of hair.....

Place the DNA sample on this panel. Fasten your goggles and screw the panel shut.

A huge surge of light will shine out of the panel as it reads the DNA....

 .....sending the info about it throughout the "modem" of the machine to be converted into a living being.

The clone is created here, inside this glass cell.

TADAH! Now you have your very own clone! Complete with clothing for reduced awkwardness! Be careful though, the clone will melt when exposed to a mixture of hydrogen, oxygen and carbon dioxide----otherwise known as soda.

The Robo-Drone

An infiltration device with many purposes. It can fly or hover, but it is hard to steer. At least for Drakken it is.  With just the push of a button, a ton of metal arms come popping out of it, as seen above.

This claw-like arm can shoot a laser that can melt metal. From where Drakken is steering he can use the claw to pick up objects. In this case he is using it to cut a hole through the top of Kim's locker and snatch her mission shirt. Does anyone else think it's kind of creepy that a 40-year old man is snooping around a high school girl's locker room? 

The drone can also match images. Here it is comfirming that the shirt found in the locker is identical to Kim's mission shirt. The problem is everyone is wearing those mission shirts this season!

The Destructo-Bots

Pretty killer-lookin' robots that can crush objects inside their claws and shoot laser blasts. The problem is, Dr. D couldn't work out the glitches in their artificial intelligence. They shot and destroyed each other, walked into walls, and ripped off their own arms. Once Drakken's hostage, Dr. Freeman fixed this however, the Destructo-Bots did some major damage.

The Brain Shifter, The Mind Drill and the Cranial Drain

     Brain Shifter

      Mind Drill

[The Cranial Drain was destroyed beyond recognition. No photo available.]

These are devices used to extract information from a person's brain, similar to their much more efficient counterpart the Brain Tap Machine in "So the Drama." Unlike the Brain Tap Machine, these three devices apparently can be resisted and even destroyed with will power.

The Juvenator

The Juvenator transforms you into a younger version of yourself which differs depending on which ring you press. The younger self you turn into is probably accurate according to what you actually looked like at that age except for certain current features you have that it cannot undo, like blue skin or monkey hands and feet.

Drakk Force 1

The Drakk Force 1 is a multi-purpose spaceship to use for world domination. It requires a power cell to run. It has many functions, such as a system check, a self destruct mechanism....

It also contains five regular escape pods, and a garbage escape pod in case of emergency.

It also can initiate a bed-time sequence for Drakken, which nobody was supposed to see.....

Cyber-Clone Network

Okay, so real, solid clones didn't work, but ya can't count out cyber-clones just yet, now can you? The system uses a series of wires and bulbs placed around the upper torso that will correspond with your movements and your voice, and make the image of the cyber-clone act and talk accordingly. Drakken managed to replicate Wade's voice and image exactly, and I gotta give him props on his acting skills----he was imitating Wade's mannerisms unmistakably at the beginning of the episode. No one would have ever suspected him not being the real Wade, until he lost it and started saying things that only Drakken would say, like..."Oh yeah? Well I'm tracking you as well!" 

Random Orange Robot

When Drakken hears that Shego is in trouble, he goes to rescue her in this ridiculously huge, scary as heck robot. Knowing him, he could have even whipped it up right after he got the message. And I mean, look at this thing. One arm is a claw, the other arm presumably shoots some kind of laser, and there Drakken is sitting inside its head, ready to kick some major booty with it. Its feet double as engines, so it can fly.

The Pollution Machine

Must be somewhat like the atmosphere disruptor, except this one definitely releases pollution rather than sucking good air out, and it is meant to be released directly into the ozone layer.

The Doomsday Decimator

Just your standard laser that will destroy the entire planet with the press of a button.

The Disappearing Blush Syrum

This is a syrum that was sprayed in mist form onto Kim Possible, containing a derivitive of the Amazonian Aurora Orchid that reacts to the human blush. Drakken's syrum causes Kim Possible to be sucked further and further into a vortex of non-existence every time she blushes.

The Truth Ray

A ray gun that shoots a yellow beam. Anyone struck by the beam gets all their brain inhibitors shut off for 24 hours, meaning they will be unable to lie.

The Sonic Disruptor

This thing basically shoots a blast of energy. It can cause an explosion in solid rock and create an avalanche.

*****The following invention may or may not exist*****

The Ramp of Doom

If the events in "Rewriting History" really happened, then Drakken created this early doomsday device when he was a child. A poor unsuspecting toy is strapped to a car like so, and sent down the ramp....

....and into this box where it is fried by a pair of lasers. Somehow this just screams Sid from "Toy Story". 

The Doom-Vee

Drakken's off-road destruction vehicle. His cousin Eddy, who's big into cars, helped build it, and helped give Drakken a heads up on the cyber robotic technology contained into Felix's wheelchair that could be adapted into the Doom-Vee. Now, it can fly, shoot laser blasts, and can extend metal arms to grab things.

The Silly Hat

Cowboy hats that contain a wiring that alters brain wave function, causing anyone who wears them to act like a buffoon.

The Atmosphere Disruptor

A machine that will either remove breathable air from the Earth's atmosphere or spread noxious chemicals throughout the Earth's atmosphere making it impossible to breathe.

The Sonic Annihilator

Not very aptly named, this plum-colored user-friendly machine generates cascading sonic pulses that can be used to make the perfect glass of chocolate milk, pudding, cookie dough, and even to perform foot massages. When cranked up to a higher level it may be able to cause earthquakes.

The Dimensional Compiler

This was intended to get Drakken and Shego out of the television dimension, but it ends up opening a hole in the very fabric of reality, sending TV shows flying at them at random.

The Quantum Reverser

This was supposed to fix the problem caused by the Dimensional Compiler, but it got sucked up into the depths of space and time. Darn.

The Hypertronic Devastator Drone

Man, the names of these things just get harder and harder to say each episode! This was probably supposed to be your usual destruction-causing airborne device. But....

.....without this Gyroscoptic Control Unit the drone will instantly crash. I gotta wonder why Drakken made that so easy to break off.....

Dr. Drakken's Brainwashing Shampoo and Cranium Rinse

This shampoo sinks into a person's skull and into their brain, putting them into a zombie-like state that makes them vulnerable to commands from other people and allows for their personality to be controlled. Drakken is conscientious enough to truthfully label the shampoo as a brain controlling product and thus, it didn't sell very well. But ya gotta hand it to him for being so honest. 

The Avalauncher

[No photo available]

I'm thinking it makes avalanches. We never got to see it in action, because of Team Impossible, who apparently is all that.

The Other Cloning Machine

This is an upgraded cloning machine Drakken was going to use to clone Stitch, and apparently clone him a thousand times over, so this one has more output power. Also destroys meddling teens.

The Annihilation Ray

A killer new death ray Drakken has developed that is both evil by design and energy efficient!

The Brain Tap Machine

[No photo available]

An improved version of Drakken's brain shifter, etc, from "Car Trouble", that were meant to extract information from a person's brain. This one cannot be resisted by will power. It also has a side effect---temporary memory loss after bing tapped.

The Diablo Robots

Sure, they look like cute little toys. But inside they're wired with cybertronic technology that can repair itself, modify itself and grow. It's a tiny but deadly little robot. But it won't be tiny for long....

These are the modifications the Diablos made on themselves after being activated by the command signal. Now they can shoot fire, soar up into the air, move on wheels, turn their hands into spinning razor blades....lots of scary stuff. Drakken used the Cybertronic Technology of Mr. Dr. Possible's design as the framework for these robots. He also used a character design by Nakasumi as the design for their miniature toy form.

The Synthodrone

An artificial life form made to imitate a human that is full of syntho-goo. They were originally designed as fighters, but with some personality and performance upgrades, they can convincingly act human and co-exist among humans as spies.

The Intercontinental Electro-Magnetisizer

After being charged with enough electrons, it will create a magnetic forcefield that will shift the Earth's tectonic plates and merge all the continents into one super-continent, like Pangea, which Drakken had never of before this time. Still, being the honest, conscientious villain that he is, he doesn't wanna copy, so he names his super-continent "Drakkengea".

The Mind Control Serum

Through a complicated chemical process, Drakken concentrated the mind control shampoo into a form that could be easily distributed and ingested to put the victim's mind under his control. It also takes less of the serum to have the same effect as the shampoo, because apparently it would only take one drop to make Kim into a mindless zombie.

*****The Super Hypolinator

Quite possibly one of his most advanced creations yet. The tubes contain a serum that is shot out of the nozzle to instantly create super-strong mutant plants.

Don't be fooled by the pleasant appearance of the plants. They're a force to be reckoned with. They have the strength to destroy highly advanced machinery that no technology could even damage. Also, if a person makes contact with the serum, these killer plants will permanently mutate onto that person and obey that person's commands to some extent.

Here is a list of Drakken's inventions from the Kim Possible comics in Disney Adventures magazines. Thanks to nascarjohn29038 for whipping this up for me. 

Date Comic Name                        Invention                               Plot

4/02 "Flower Power"                   Floradicator Bomb               Destroying plant life

8/03 "Rufus' Bad Day"                Death trap                            Stopping rufus

1/04 "Monumentally Evil"          Extrosion Ray                      Make Lincoln evil and take over the world

2/04 "Rufus Proof!"                     Robot Crocodiles                Defeat Kim Possible

4/04 "Mummy Matters!"             Amulet of the Pharaohs     Use Mole Rat Army to defeat Kim Possible

8/04 "Naked Mole Robot!"         Mechanimals                       Take over the world

1/05 "Naked Mole Drakken!"      Brain Transfer Machine    Use Ron Stoppable's Body to defeat Kim Possible

3/05 "Rock 'em Soccer Robot!"   Nakasumi Robot                Defeat Kim Possible

4/05 "Portrait of Evil!"                  Kinkade 4000                      Take over the world with Mind Control

6/05 "Rocket Chips!"                    Laser Rocket                      Take over the world

2/06 "Double Danger!"                 Rongear™                          Destroy Kim Possible

4/06 "Huge-Rufus!"                      Expando Ray                      Destroy Kim Possible

9/06 "Do The Quake!"                  Monster Drill Driver         Destroy the city of Middleton

3/07 "Book 'Em Rufus!"                None                                   Stop Kim Possible from turning in libary book

4/07 "The Mole Rat Factor!"       Frankenpest X-1               Defeat Rufus