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"You didn't get grounded because you lied. You were grounded because you lied badly."
 
"Give it up for the Drake!"
 
"Do I get to wear that purdy apron?"
 
"I got a date with... Poosan."
 
"Come on... it's spherical..."
 
"It makes me almost... unattractive!"
 
"Saw Mercury, then Venus! Saw the Earth, then Mars! Saw Jupiter, then Saturn! Uranus! And Neptune!"
 
"Yeah, I think he said... BUSTED!"
 
"Yeah, and I loved how they used hot girls as a symbolization for... hot girls."
 
"I do not sniff baby butt!"
 
"These hands have touched Grammy panties."
 
"Oh, look at me! I'm Josh! I play video games all day long! Girls? No, thank you, ma'am! I got myself a video game!"
 
 


Totally Kyle

"One time my friend got a car. But he couldn't drive it, cuz he is only 14... So we just sat in it and turned the radio on really, really loud. But it didn't have a radio... so it was like... quiet..."
 
"One time I found this rock in my drive way... So I like picked it up, and like took it to my room, and like put on the table... next to my bed. So like the next day my dad comes in my room... and he is all, Kyle!! Why is there a rock on the table next to your bed? And I was all... Dude, I dunno. And then... I went back to sleep..."
 
"One time I was takin a shower with my cat, and my stomach started growling 'cuz you know, I was hungry. So I went to the kitchen to get some cereal... but we didnt have any. So I sucked on a spoon...."
 
"One time I saw a shooting star... so I like wished upon it... but then I realized it was like, a plane. So I waved to it but... it just kept goin..."
 


Group

TV: Do you feel the burn?
Drake: Nope, I feel the nacho cheese
 
Drake: Hey guys, I was just at the coffee shop, The Brew Note. Check it out: they're looking for a band to play there every Friday night. Do you realize how cool that would be for my band to play there every Friday night, at the coffee shop?
Audrey: While you were there, did u happen to drink any coffee?
Drake: No... A little... six cups, why do you ask?
 
Drake: Josh, you’re pretty cool.
Josh: The cooliest!?
Drake: Don't ruin it.
 
Josh: (As Drake pulls out a microphone thingy) What is it?
Drake: A bug..
Josh: KILL IT!
 
Drake: (As he walks in on Josh in a dress) MOM!
Josh: I can explain!
Drake: MOM!
Josh: I can explain!
Drake: MOM!
Josh: I CAN EXPLAIN!
 
Drake: Those kids... They're Norwegian...
Josh: Huh?!
Manager: It's means they're from Norway!
 
Drake: And you, get me a hot dog.
Employee: You want me to put mustard on it?
Drake: It's not going to put mustard on itself.
Employee: True...
 
Josh: How about you read a book?
Drake: I don't have a year!
 
Drake: What are you smiling about?
Josh: The great Drake, grounded, for two weeks! I love it!
Drake: Yeah? me too
Josh: Eh?
Drake: 2 weeks, laying in bed, no school, playin' a little guitar, watching a little TV, you bringing me pizza's. Yeah, being grounded is baad...
 
Josh: A music video!
Drake: Yes!
Josh: Of your band!
Drake: Yes!
Josh: And I'll direct it!
Drake: Maybe!

Josh: Where's my stereo?
Drake: Wisconsin.
 
Grammy: Your butt itches?
Josh: Where'd that come from?
Grammy: I wonder. You don't put signs on people.
Drake: I didn't put this sign on ---
Grammy: You don't see me putting a sign on your back that says, "Lazy Punk," do you?
 
Josh: And look what else I got!
Drake: Cool! What is it?
Josh: I DON'T KNOW! But it can pin-point my exact lattitude and longitude!... LONGITUDE!
Drake: And that is...?
Josh: I DON'T KNOW!
Drake: COOL!
 
Drake: Oh, sweet, sweet cupcakes. Don't worry we'll be together soon...
Josh: Yeah, and I'm pathetic.
Drake: Don't worry, the mean man is gone...
 
Josh: I hated the fourth grade; it was my awkward stage.
Drake: And, this is...?

Drake: Hey Josh, can you get that? I'm on the phone...
Josh: Your not on the phone!
Drake: Would you just get it!
 
Drake: Well come on! At least it runs. Right?
Trevor: Oh yeah... it runs...
Drake: You said it runs!
Trevor: Oh, you meant the dune buggy! Yeah, no that's broken. See ya!

Trevor: The motor sounds great!
Drake: Yeah... You know where it'd sound even better?
Trevor: In the shower?
 
Trevor: Whoa! You got it running!
Drake: Yeah! Get in. (Trevor sits in his lap) Trevor?
Trevor:Yeah?
Drake: Maybe, you wanna sit in the passenger's seat?
Trevor: I don't know; you got a comfy lap.
Drake: Move!
 
Drake: Hey Josh. What're you doing?
Josh: Making brownies for the football team.
Drake: Oh cool! Maybe afterwards, you can knit the all some pretty sweaters!
 
Drake: Okay, teacher; Teach me things.
Josh: I don't know Drake... All this cheating makes me feel... dirty.
Drake: Well, take a bath when you get home.

Josh: Lying... but Drake! Thats not the truth!
Drake: And that's why they call it lying.
 
Megan: You know what Josh? I'm always gonna be one step ahead of you. One step ahead...
Drake: I'm scared for you.
 
Josh: She made me pick out all the green gummy bears...
Drake: That's crazy!
Josh: I know!
Drake: I mean, who doesn't like green gummy bears?

Josh: I can't believe she made me give her a piggy back ride...
Drake: I can't believe she made me give you a piggy back ride!
 
Josh: Ahh, what a day! What have you been doing all day?
Drake: This. Sitting here, eating...
 
Drake: Where is he?
Megan: I think he's dangling from the gutters.
Drake: Not Josh! The baby!
Megan: What makes you thing I have it?
Drake: Because you're a devious, twisted, little girl.
 
Drake: Yeah, but my pillow didn't cause anything to explode!
Josh: You're the one who ducked you... DUCKER! Aww, man! Mom and dad are gonna kill us!
Drake: No they won't. They're gonna kill you.
 
Josh: I'm not ready to die! I haven't seen Paris! 
Drake: They eat snails, the people stink.
 
Josh: (imitating Drake) Oh look at me! I'm Drake and I'm just gonna sit down all day, and eat a big ol' bad of cheese balls!
Drake: Which you're allergic to...
Josh: GAH!! (Josh frantically dusts tongue.)


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Special Thanks to the following for sending in quotes: 
Ashley
Christy

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