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This is the list of pepole (and links to them) who have sent interviews into my site.
PEACHY GIRL Interviews
PEACHY GIRL AND LEO interview KING BOO
By Peachy Girl
Peachy Girl: Welcome to Lemmy’s Interview Show!
Audience: …...
Peachy Girl: Well, there are three things missing. First of all, the audience is supposed to be clapping.
(Peachy Girl throws a few Bob-ombs into the audience, who start clapping nervously.)
Peachy Girl: Second of all, the orchestra is supposed to be playing my theme song.
Member of the orchestra: You didn’t give us any money to buy instruments, so we can’t-
Peachy Girl: THEME SONG!
Orchestra: Uhhh… LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Peachy Girl: That’s better. Now, third of all, my Interview partner is supposed to be out here. LEO! Get your non-existent butt out here!
(A Boo wearing a hat that looks slightly like Link’s hat appears on the stage._
Peachy Girl: Leo, introduce yourself.
Leo: Uhhh… I’m a Boo that has stopped working for Bowser, and I’m Peachy Girl’s Interview partner.
Peachy Girl: That was lame.
Leo: Shut up.
Peachy Girl: Who’s the interviewee anyway?
Leo: Why should I know?
Peach Girl: Why shouldn’t you know?
Leo: Darn logic. We’re interviewing King Boo.
King Boo appears on the stage as the lights go off.
King Boo: BOO!
Audience: *snore* *snore*
King Boo: I’ve lost it.
Leo: Like you ever had it.
(The lights come back on.)
Peachy Girl: Look, people, Lemmy’s on vacation, and he has let me borrow his studio. Everything has to be perfect, or I’ll get fired, okay?
Audience, Leo, King Boo: Whatever.
Peachy Girl: On with the Interview. First question, in Luigi’s Mansion, how did you get the ghosts to help you?
King Boo: Well, one of my worker Boos managed to escape and freed me; after that, I freed the rest of the ghosts. They thanked me and asked if there was anything they could do for me when they were supposed to be thanking the Boo that freed me.
Boo that freed King Boo: I got ripped off!
Leo: How did you and the other ghosts make the mansion?
King Boo: I asked Van Gore to paint it, and it just came to life.
Leo: Hmmm… Adds a new meaning to life-like paintings. Anyway, did you like your appearance better in Luigi’s Mansion or in Super Mario Sunshine?
King Boo: I was a lot smaller in Luigi’s Mansion, but I looked drunk in Super Mario Sunshine. I’d have to go with Luigi’s Mansion. Besides, I was the main villain in Luigi’s Mansion.
Peachy Girl: Here’s something I’ve been wondering for a long time, can Boos eat?
King Boo: We can’t eat, and we don’t need to either.
(King Boo gazes longingly at a Mushroomer in the audience who is gobbling down fried chicken legs.)
King Boo: Of course, one does miss it.
Peachy Girl: But in Super Mario Sunshine, when Mario threw fruit at you, you swallowed it.
King Boo: A little bit is fine, but if Boos swallow too much, it comes right back up. As you see, we don’t have stomachs.
Leo: That must be torture.
King Boo: You are a Boo.
Leo: Oh.
Peachy Girl: Moving on. In Luigi’s Mansion, didn’t the trapdoor in the Storage Room lead to the Hidden Alter?
King Boo: Yes, as a matter of fact, it did.
Leo: So wouldn’t Luigi be able to just take that as a shortcut to the Hidden Alter?
King Boo: If he even dared to jump down, he would either get a very nasty injury, or not survive the fall at all.
Peachy Girl: Okay, Leo and I have a sore throat-
Leo: We do?
Peachy Girl: -so we’ll leave the rest of questions to the audience.
King Boo: Seat 86
Goomba: Who were you before you died? Some say you were Morton Koopa Sr.
King Boo: I’m not completely sure who I was before I died myself, but I’m pretty sure I wasn’t Morton Koopa Sr.
Goomba: Darn! I lost another bet.
King Boo: Seat 0.
Peachy Girl: There’s no such thing as seat 0!
Seat 0: How insulting!
King Boo: Whatever. Seat 239.
Wendy: In Luigi’s Mansion, how come your crown looked different from the one in Super Mario Sunshine?
King Boo: I lost my golden crown, so I had to buy this fake ruby one from a dollar store.
Leo: You didn’t have to tell us that it’s fake. You actually had me fooled that that crown is made from real ruby.
King Boo: Uhh, it’s real ruby…
Leo: Right.
King Boo: Anyway, seat 12.
Daisy: In Super Mario Sunshine, how did you make Boos come out of your mouth?
King Boo: When Bowser Jr. told me to take my place under the casino, the paintbrush he was holding slipped, and something shot from the paintbrush that made Boos come out of my mouth. The spell wore off about an hour after I battled Mario.
Daisy: But you swallowed the Boos.
King Boo: I know.
Daisy: Ewww.
Peachy Girl: Time for lunch break, come on Leo.
Leo: Go ahead and enjoy yourself, King Boo.
(King Boo pulls out a bag of Bob-ombs and starts to throw them at the audience.)
Peachy Girl: You told him to enjoy himself.
(Peachy Girl and Leo grin as the audience screams, until King Boo comes across a particularly large Bob-omb.)
Peachy Girl: King Boo, don’t-
(It is too late. King Boo throws the Bob-omb and the whole studio explodes.)
Peachy Girl and Leo: Ow.
(An airplane lands next to the studio, and Lemmy comes out of the airplane.)
Peachy Girl: *gulp*
(Lemmy walks into his demolished studio, not noticing what happened to it. He opens what’s left of his office door, and sits on what’s left of his chair. Lemmy turns around in his chair and eyes the remains of his studio as his face turns steadily redder.)
Lemmy: Grrrrrrr…
Peachy Girl: And now I think it’s time for me to leave.
(Peachy Girl runs out of the studio.)
Leo: Wait for me!
END TRANSMISSION
PEACHY GIRL AND LEO interview KOOPA TROOPA
By Peachy Girl
Peachy Girl: Welcome to Lemmy’s Interview Show. We’re in
Leo: Because in the last Interview, Peachy girl blew up-
Peachy Girl: King Boo blew up the studio, not me!
Leo: Whatever.
(A Shy Guy in the audience raises his hand.)
Peachy Girl: Yes?
Shy Guy: How did you enter
(Peachy Girl glances at Leo, who is tying Wendy up.)
Peachy Girl: Hehe, funny story about that, Leo kind of… well, you can figure it out yourself. Leo, pick a random person from the audience so we can interview.
Leo: Hmmm… I pick- no. I pick- nahhh…
Peachy Girl: TODAY!
Leo: Uhhh… Koopa Troopa!
(Koopa walks on the stage accompanied by cheers from the Koopa Troop, and boos from the Mario Gang.)
Peachy Girl: We have to hurry, or Lemmy’s going to find me and blow me into little, bite-sized pieces!
Leo: Ohhh! I’d like to see that!
Peachy Girl: …
Leo: Uhhh, I mean... Oh, no!
Peachy Girl: Okaaaay… First question, in recent games, you have started to walk on your hind legs, why is that?
Koopa: Well, you can’t expect us to play golf while crawling, can you? We simply changed our ways to make things easier.
Leo: Why do green Koopas charge straight forward, while red Koopas move back and forth?
Koopa: It’s our shells. You noticed that in Mario Kart games, green shells went in a straight line, while red shells actually turn. It’s the same thing with us.
Peachy Girl: What’s your name in Japanese?
Koopa: That would be Noko Noko.
Leo: Where’d your name come from?
Koopa: Probably a play on the word “Kappa”, which is the name of a mythical Japanese creature. Oh, and did you know that before Super Mario Bros, we were named “Shell Creepers”?
Peachy Girl: Are you weak without your shells?
Koopa: Yes, in fact, we’re so weak without our shells, that when we break them, Bowser knows that we’ll be too weak too fight, and simply throws us in the lava pits.
Peachy Girl: How cruel.
Leo: You don’t care, do you?
Peachy Girl: Nope. Audience question time!
Leo: Seat 27.
Luigi: In Super Mario World, how come you pop out of your shells when Mario jumps on you, rather than hiding in them?
Koopa: Because we realized that we could be kicked around in that form.
Luigi: But you’re just as vulnerable out of your shell.
Koopa: Hmmm, I never thought of that.
Peachy Girl: Seat 13.
Leo: That’s bad luck, isn’t it?
Morton: I like wedding cake do you like wedding cake? I like wedding cake of course eating wedding cake all the time isn’t good because once I ate so much wedding cake that I threw up and that wasn’t pretty trust me everybody started hating me and everything.
Peachy Girl: My English teacher would probably go crazy at how long that run-on sentence is.
Peachy Girl’s English Teacher: I TAUGHT YOU ALL OF THAT FOR NOTHING?!
Peachy Girl: My report card isn’t going to be pretty this semester. Morton, ask a short question.
Morton: Are all of the Koopas that have been in Mario Kart, Mario Party, and Mario Tennis, etc, the same one or are they different?
Koopa: For each game, Bowser chooses a different Koopa to participate in the games.
Leo: Seat 61.
Goomba: Are there female Koopa Troopas?
Koopa: Yes, they’re just rarer, because without them there will be no more reproduction and the Koopa species will vanish faster than we know it…
Leo: Deep.
Peachy Girl: Whatever! Let’s just leave before Lemmy finds-
(Lemmy is suddenly seen floating on his ball through the water.)
Peachy Girl and Leo: Crud…
Leo: Don’t worry, Peachy Girl, you’re my best friend. I won’t let you down!
Peachy Girl: Really?
Leo: Nope. See ya.
(Leo leaves.)
Peachy Girl: …
(Lemmy approaches Peachy Girl, takes out a coconut cream pie, and throws it at her.)
Peachy Girl: Is that all?
Lemmy: There’s a part two to your punishment.
Peachy Girl: Which is…?
Lemmy: Interviewing me in
Peachy Girl: That’s not too bad.
Lemmy: I’m not finished yet. You have to interview me in
Peachy Girl: But I’ll freeze!!!
Lemmy: That’s the point!
Peachy Girl: Why you little-
Lemmy: End Transmission!
PEACHY GIRL AND LEO interview LEMMY KOOPA
By Peachy Girl
Iced Land…
Peachy Girl: I-it’s so c-cold I can’t even th-th-think straight!!!
Leo: You never think straight…
(Peachy Girl glances wearily at Leo’s warm-looking fur coat.)
Peachy Girl: Leo, can I borrow your coat?
Leo: Nope, Lemmy said that you were to interview him in
Peachy Girl: I’m gonna-
Leo: Don’t say you’re going to kill me, because you can’t, I’m a Boo.
Peachy Girl: Oh, go ahead, take his side!
(Lemmy starts to laugh hysterically.)
Peachy Girl: Why do I have to do this again? And stop laughing!
Lemmy: I can’t, *giggle* It’s just so funny *gag* to see my enemies suffer!
Peachy Girl: Enemy?
Lemmy: Well, after blowing up my studio, escaping to Water land, and tying up my sister, you and Leo are considered enemies, and your punishment is to interview me in
Peachy Girl: C’mon, can’t you just take away my paycheck or something?
Lemmy: Good idea, I’ll do that too.
Peachy Girl: *sigh* Let’s just start the Interview. First question-
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!
Peachy Girl: …
Lemmy: Sorry, bad habit.
Peachy Girl: Riiight… Anyway, first question, where did your name come from?
Lemmy: I was named after Lemmy Kilmeister.
Leo: Who’s that?
Lemmy: He was the main vocal and brass player for the metal band, Motorhead.
Leo: That was a 70’s band?
Lemmy: Yup.
Leo: Okay… Next question, when and where was your first appearance?
Lemmy: 1989, in Super Mario Bros. 3.
Leo: What other games have you been in?
Lemmy: I’ve also been in Super Mario Wario, Yoshi’s Safari, and Mario is Missing.
Peachy Girl: Why are you and Iggy called “The Twins” when you’re the second oldest and Iggy’s the middle Koopaling?
Lemmy: It’s because we spent so much time together that people started to regard us as twins. Plus, we both have rainbow-colored hair.
Leo: Besides Iggy, who’s your favorite sibling?
Lemmy: Probably Larry, because he can blackmail anyone he wants, and even though I’m a pretty good prankster, I can’t even manage to do that.
Peachy Girl: How do you feel about yourself in the Mario Comics?
Lemmy: I hated it. For some reason, Nintendo treated me like I was a nitwit. It was probably for some dry humor.
Leo: Even if you’re good at rolling on your ball, can you manage to walk?
Lemmy: Yes, a little bit. If I walk for too long though, my legs start feeling numb.
Peachy Girl: My face is starting to feel numb. Let’s skip to audience questions.
Leo: You’re forgetting something.
Peachy Girl: What?
Leo: We’re in the middle of Iced Land, freezing to death.
Peachy Girl: No wonder there aren’t audience members, but don’t worry! I can fix that!
(Peachy Girl runs off and doesn’t come back.)
Lemmy: How much longer?
Leo: I think we’ve been tricked.
Lemmy: You think? You actually think?
Leo: Ignoring that.
(A Frost Piranha pops up from the ground.)
Leo: You there! Ask a question!
Frost Piranha: Umm, rumor has it that you like Wendy.
Lemmy: Of course I don’t! As you said, it’s a rumor. They aren’t always true.
Leo: Okay, ask another question.
Frost Piranha: What’s your favorite holiday?
Lemmy: April Fools Day. It’s a chance to play jokes on people!
Leo: Finally! Now, how do we get out of here?
Lemmy: Only DAD knows…
DAD: I do?
Leo: … END TRANSMISSION.
MISSY9282 interview's
MISSY9282 interviews TOADETTE
By Missy9282
Missy9282: Hello everyone. I'm new here and I will interview Toadette.
Toadette: Hello.
Missy9282:Toadette what is your favorite color? :D
Toadette: Pink.
Missy9282: Do you have a boyfriend?
Toadette: Yes, Toad.
Missy9282: Why did you appear in Mario Kart Double Dash?
Toadette: Because Toad wanted me to be his partner.
Missy9282: How come you and Toad didn't appear in Mario Power Tennis?
Toadette: Because Nintendo was too lazy to put us in with the other characters.
Missy9282: Now audience questions. Seat 27.
Mario: Do you like cheese?
Toadette: No.
Mario: How dare you?!
(Mario chases toadette around the studio trying to whack her with a baseball bat but Toad hits Mario, who falls unconscious.)
Toad: Stop it!
Missy9282: ... Ok, seat 54.
Peach: Who's your best friend?
Toadette: Daisy.
Missy9282: That's all we have for today. Come back next time because I will interview Larry!
Lemmy: End Transmission!
Missy9282: ...
Missy9282 and King Doopliss Inteviews's
Missy9282 and King Doopliss interview Larry
By Missy9282 and King Doopliss
KD: Hi and welcome to Missy9282 and KD interview larry koopa.
Missy: This is my second interview and I have a new assistant named KD.
KD: Why do you hate Susan?
Larry: Because she's so annoying! I hate her! I'd rather listen to morton!
And at that moment,Morton comes in.
Larry: On second thought...
Missy: Have you've ever eaten meat in your life?
Larry: Umm...no! Of course not. *nervous chuckle*
*Start flashback*
Larry: These baby back ribs are good.
*End flashback*
KD: Audience questions! Seat 53.
Kammy: What do you do other than spying and eating vegetables?
Larry: Blackmailing my sibilings.
Missy: Last question! Seat 45!
Kamek: W-
Kamek gets kicked out by kammy and she takes over.
Kammy: Who's your favorite minion?
Larry: Piranha Plant.
KD: End Transmission.
I used kammy and King Doopliss with permission for this interview.
Missy9282 and King Doopliss interview Yoob
By Missy9282 and King Doopliss
KD:Welcome to Missy's interviews.
Yoob comes up.
Yoob:^$%^%$^%%$^%$%^%$%$$@#$$!!
KD:Will someone bring in the translating machine?
Ludwig comes in with the translater,but Yoob eats the translater.
Ludwig:That cost me a lot of money,you know!
Yoob:That tasted nasty!
Ludwig:Woohoo,it worked!
Missy:Ok.First question:Why do you eat yoshi's?
Yoob:I eat yoshi's because they taste good.
*All the yoshi's in the audience run away*
KD:Excuse me,I gotta go make a call.
*KD walks over to an oddly placed pay phone in the back of the studio*
Missy:While he does that let's continue. Yoob,why did you eat Mario and Luigi?
Yoob:They were helping the yoshi's so I ate them too.
Missy:Last question before the audience's turn. Why didn't you fight Mario and Luigi?
Yoob: I might be big,but I have low HP.
Missy:What is your HP?
Yoob:I have 60 HP.
KD:*runs back in* Wimp!!!! Time for audience questions. Seat 41.
SuperMario:How old are you?
Yoob:13.
KD:You are too young to go on an evil rampage.
Missy:Since when did you have to be a certain age to be evil?
KD:Since 30 seconds ago. Now you have to be 20 years old to go on an evil rampage.
Missy:*rolls eyes*
KD:Seat 512854584894651.
Kamek:Can I move closer,I can't see from way back here.
KD:No,ask Yoob a question.
Kamek:Fine,why didn't you swallow me?
Yoob:I don't like eating old koopas.They make me sick.
Kamek:Jerk.*runs off and cries in bathroom*
KD:Now for a very special guest.
*A black yoshi walks in*
Yoob:Look,a yoshi and just in time for snack time.
*Yoob sends his tongue out at the yoshi but the yoshi grabs it and spins yoob around.He then lets go sending yoob out of the studio threw the ceiling.*
Missy:My studio! NO!!!!!!!
Black Yoshi:My name is Shadow.Can I have a job? I was told there was a spot open here.
KD:Sure.
Shadow:Yay! End Transmission!
I had SuperMario's permission to use him in this interview.
King Doopliss, Missy9282,Shadow and Lonely Yoshi interview Ludwig Von
By King Doopliss, Missy9282, Lonely Yoshi and Ludwig Von.
KD: Hi everyone and welcome to-
Lemmy: -Lemmy's Interview Show!
KD: Today,Shadow will interview Ludwig Von.(LV.)
LV: Eueraka!
Shadow: Hi, this is my first interview. I am so excited. First question. Are you bowser's son?
LV: Yes.
Shadow: Cool. Second question. Why do your inventions always explode?
LV: My sibilings keep pestering me so I don't get my inventions right.
Shadow: That makes sense.
Lonely Yoshi(LY): Did you build the robots in Yoshi's Safari?
LV: No, but I should have. Iggy did.
Shadow: One last question before the audience. Who do you hate more,Mario or Luigi?
LV: Mario,because if Mario wasn't there,Luigi would cower in fear.
Missy: Ok, I'll do the rest of the interview. Time for audience questions. Seat 67.
Giga Bowser X(GBX):Well,what is your greatest invention yet,LV?
*Long Pause*
GBX: I WANT MY MONEY BACK. *marches outta room*
KD: No refunds. You slaves...I mean audience members are here for life.
Missy: Next question. Seat 43.
Shroob Mistress(SM):*stares blankly into space*
LY flies in front of SM,and focuses camera on SM.
SM: FINALLY!! COULD YOU HOLD THIS SHROOB FOR ME?!?!?!?!?! I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. *throws shroob onstage and runs to nearest exit*
LY: What inventions did you make that didn't explode?
LV: Pretty much all of them exploded.
Missy: Next,the lakitu. Ask a question.
Supercomputer876(SC876): What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
LV: It's velocity is whatever speed it wants to fly at.
Missy: One last question. Seat 101.
SM: What is your favorite game you were in?
LV: My favorite is M + L: SS.
KD: Well,now you know Ludwig. Now get back to work in the mines before I release the comps on you.
Shadow: End Transmission.
Thanks to everybody that helped with the interview. ^_^
King Doopliss, Missy9282 and Shadow interview MC
By King Doopliss,Missy9282 and MC
Missy: Hello and welcome to our interview.
KD: Today we interview MC.
MC: *flies in by a banshee*
*MC exits the banshee*
MC: Oops! I left the banshee running!
Shadow: MC, first question. What does MC stand for?
MC: Master Cheif...
Missy: What's your favorite mario character?
MC: Hmmm...Yoob...
Shadow: What's your favorite section on Lemmy's Land?
MC: Lemmy's CD's, and you can ask me a mario or halo question.
KD: Time for audience questions. Seat 28.
LY: What's your favorite food?
MC: Pizza,hot dogs...anything!
Shadow: Seat 14.
Jr. Troopa: Will you be my friend?
MC: If you don't plan on hurting me, then yes...
Jr. Troopa: Yay my first friend.
Missy: Seat 99.
Empress Korena Koopa(EKK): Did you ever play PM:TTYD and if you did,did you beat it?
MC: Yes I did play it, and yes. I did beat it.
Missy: Seat 76.
Raceman21: What is your favorite minion?
MC: I don't have a favorite minion...
KD: One last question from the big dragon in the back.
Blink: Which of the Paper Mario dragons is your favorite?
MC: I like them all equal.
KD: Well that's all. Next time we will have a party for no reason. That means 10 times the price.
Shadow,Missy and KD: End Transmission.
Crazed Robot interveiw's
Crazed Robot interveiws King Doopliss
By Crazed Robot, King Doopliss, Missy9282, and Tail Koopa.
Announcer: WELCOME TO CRAZED ROBOT'S INTERVEIWS!
CR: Don't yell.We can clearly hear you.
Announcer: SORRY!
CR:*Sigh*Whatever.Today I interveiw:King Doopliss!
Kammy:Weeeeeee
Missy:9282:CHICKEN!!!
CR:...
Missy9282:CHEESY!!!
KD:Hi future minions of the Doopliss empire.I rule in another deminsion and I'm helping the Doopliss from this deminsion.
Missy9282:PIE!
KD:SILENCE!
Kammy:KD,BOW DOWN TO ME!
KD:No,BOW DOWN TO ME!
Missy9282:pie...
CR:Can I ask questions now?Please?
KD:Yes please do
CR:Well,what are Duplisghost?Are they Koopas wearing sheets?
Missy9282:TURTLES!
Kammy:BOW DOWN TO ME!
Missy9282:BOO!
Kammy:COOCOO!
Kammy:*Jumps on the interviewing stage* YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!
CR:*Kicks Kammy off*
KD:Yes and no. Yes we are the a spices of koopa. and no because we don't have a shell.It got cut off.
Kammy:*Jumps on stage again*YAY!
CR:KAMMY!GET OFF STAGE BEFORE I MAKE YOU CLEAN MY TOILET!
Missy9282:*Pulls off KD's sheet and crown to reveal an ordinary koopa with a shell*MINE!
KD:GIVE ME BACK MY CROWN AND SHEET!
Kammy*Throws sheet in a pool of lava*YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!*Throws bombs around studio*
CR:NO!MY STUDIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KD:*Put on new sheet and crown*
CR:How about audeince questions?
KD: THATS IT SHADOW QUEEN GET RID OF THE BOMBS AND KAMMY NOW!
SQ from another demension:yes master...
KD:Ok,lets do the audeince question
CR:Seat 9282!
Missy9282:How are you king?
Kammy:*Destroys studio with bombs*
CR:MY STUDIO!IT'S RUINED!
KD:I took over plit in another demiension
CR:Seat 345135677189043765136897138956143
Kammy:YAY!Why do you say pie so many times?
KD:I like saying random things
Missy9282:PENCIL!
Kammy:Why?
KD:Because everyone does it and I want to be popular
CR:Seat 26!
Kammy:BOOOO!
Missy9282:GHOST!
Kammy:BOW DOWN TO ME!
KD:THATS IT I HAVE HAD IT KAMMY ITS TIME TO GET RID OF THIS HAGONCE AND FOR ALL SHADOW ARMY GET RID OF KAMMY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kammy:*Destroys the rest of the studio*
*Shadow Army indulfs her*
Kammy:YAY!
Static Z:Ok,how old are you?
KD:I am older that time itself.I don't age.
CR:Thank you for watching 2R91N's interveiw show!
Lemmy:*In storage closet*MPH!MPH!
CR: Do I hear someone saying miles per hour?Oh well.END TRANSMISSION!
THE END
CYBER GUY interview's
CYBER GUY interviews RAWK HAWK
By CYBER GUY
Cyber Guy: Welcome to Lemmy’s Interview Show!
Random Worker Drone # 582: Wait, isn’t Lemmy supposed to say that?
Cyber Guy: Ummm… He doesn’t know about me… just yet…
Voice in Cyber Guy’s Head: Heh heh… I really sent him to “Bouncy Stuff ‘R’ Us”! He won’t be back until the next Interview!
Audience: Gasp!
Cyber Guy: D’arvit! You weren’t supposed to hear that!
Random Worker Drone # 582: Anyway, who are you interviewing?
Cyber Guy: Well… It cost thousands of taxpayers’ coins-
Audience: GASP!
Cyber Guy: I don’t care about your stupid money!
Audience: DOUBLE GASP!
Cyber Guy: Ignoring that.
Audience: TRIPLE GASP!!!
Cyber Guy: ANYWAY, I got… Rawk Hawk!
(The audience goes wild.)
Toodles: Oh, wow! That hunky yellow guy from the Glitz Pit?
Cyber Guy: Yeah, what other Rawk Hawk do you know?
Toodles: OMG! OMG! OMG!
Cyber Guy: Why are you saying “Oh Em Gee?” It’s totally out of character!
Toodles: Because I want to be cool like a L337 haxor.
Random Worker Drone # 582: Um, you do know that isn’t actually cool, right?
Cyber Guy: Ah, whatever. So anyway… here’s Rawk Hawk!
(The audience goes wild again.)
Rawk: Yeah! I AM THE RAWK!
(He holds up the L-sign. The audience goes wild a third time.)
Cyber Guy: Yes, yes, yes. We all know who you are. (audience is still wild) SETTLE DOWN!
(Cyber Guy touches a part of his chair that looks just like the rest; the audience is zapped and quiets… somewhat.)
Cyber Guy: Okay, first question: what’s with that L-sign that you hold up?
Rawk: It is a symbol of this one time I CRUSHED Luigi. I want him to feel the pain of his defeat every time he looks at it!
(He gives the L-sign. Luigi can be heard going into pain spasms in the audience.)
Luigi: MEDIC!! OW, MY FOOT! MOMMY!
(A siren goes off, and two white robots with orange Mushrooms on their chests come out.)
Robot: All right, let’s get this guy to Mushroom Central Hospital, STAT!
(They put Luigi on a stretcher and run out of the studio saying “hup” over and over.)
Cyber Guy: O-o-o-okay then, next question: why do you have a beak like a Koopa if you’re not one?
Rawk Hawk: *looks left and right with eyes* ‘Cause.
Cyber Guy: Can you be more specific?
Rawk: Not really… but I can, however, tell you this: I fell into some toxic waste sludge and got mutated.
Cyber Guy: Why- never mind. Okay! Audience time! Seat 987,654,321!
Random Worker Drone # 582: Why-
Cyber Guy: Get out of the audience! Only paying customers can ask questions.
Wario: What a gyp! You told me I could ask a question!
Cyber Guy: No-o-o-o, I didn’t even sell you a ticket. You just beat me up and took my money. Now go back to developing your games.
Wario: Oh, yeah… Wahahahah! I got your money!
Random Worker Drone # 582: You mean I can get money from you by beating you up?
Cyber Guy: You shut up or else!
Random Worker Drone # 582: Or else what?
Cyber Guy: Or else… Mr. Snuggles might have an accident…
Random Worker Drone # 582: NOOOOOOOOOOO…
(He continues saying this for rest of Interview.)
Cyber Guy: Anyway- seat 26?
Crump: In Chapter *pulls out Strategy Guide* 6, when Bowser stomped you, how did you have “aching hair?”
Rawk: Well, *looks around with eyes again* Beldam enchanted it to do THIS!
(Rawk’s hair reaches out and grabs Crump and pulls him into Rawk’s head. Muffled screams can be heard.)
Cyber Guy: Wow. Why didn’t you do that to Mario when you fought him?
Rawk: If I did, I would be kicked out of the Glitz Pit. Plus, Jolene wouldn’t like it.
Cyber Guy: Heh heh! Ok, next question– seat 694?
Flower Fuzzy: MEOOOOOOORK! MEAAAAARP?
Rawk: No! That is totally UNTRUE! How could a Goomba beat me? I would RAWK him!
(He gives the L-sign. Luigi can be heard going into more pain spasms.)
Cyber Guy: Moving on… Seat 3,489?
Waluigi: Will you be my friend, chicken-man?
Rawk: NO ONE CALLS ME “CHICKEN-MAN” AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! COME HERE!
(Rawk jumps to the side of the stage and launches himself into Waluigi. More medic robots arrive and do their thing.)
Cyber Guy: Alrighty then, Rawk, one last question: Why did you think taking vitamins would help you beat Mario should he ever, DAD forbid, come back?
Rawk: Umm… *looks around again* I BLAME THE MEDIA!
(Rawk Hawk flees.)
Cyber Guy: All right, folks, you saw it here, Rawk Hawk is afraid of the media! Good night!
Random Worker Drone # 582: …OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Urgh!
(The worker keels over from lack of oxygen.)
Cyber Guy: Crud! Gotta get a new drone. Ah well. End Transmission.
LUDWIG VON interview's
LUDWIG VON interviews LEMMY
Ludwig Von(LV): Hello & welcome to-
*silence*
LV: Lemmy!!
Lemmy(L): -KD's Interviews! *pant*
LV: What took you so long??
L: I had to sign all the contracts...ya know...*pant*
LV: Anyway, I'm interviewing you today.
L: Yay!
LV: Question 1: Why do you ride a ball?
L: It was fun when I first tried it...I've grown used to it.
LV: Question #2: Do you think I'm a good elder sibling?
L: ...
LV: Answer!!
L: Yeah, you're good..you invented that new ball for me-
LV: Yeah, you should thank me.
L:-But it blew up.
LV:...time for audience questions. Seat 653.
Wart: What is your fav. hobbie?
Lemmy: Updating my website and riding my ball.
LV: Seat 526.
Thwomp: What do you think about yourself?
L: I'm cool...riding my ball and that..especially since my reputation as a webmaster.
LV: That's for today. See you next time on-
L: KD's Interviews!
LV: You can leave now.
L: Oh. I didn't kno-
LV: End transmission!
Battle with Lord Crump and Magnus Von Grapple
LUDWIG VON interviews ROY
Ludwig Von(LV): Hello and welcome to-
Lemmy(L):KD's Interviews!
LV: Today I will interview Roy!
(Roy comes onstage)
Roy(R):Let's hear it for me!
*silence*
R: I said, let's hear it for me!
*more silence*
L:Let's here it for ME!
Audience: YAY LEMMY!
R: How did it work for you?
L: Lemmy's Land charm.
LV: Roy, why do you wear shades?
R: Duh, to look cool. You've gotta know the fashion.
LV:Which Koopaling do you beat up the most?
R: Larry.
LV: I see. Audience questions!
Audience: Who are we asking questions to?
LV: Roy, it seems nobody notices you.
L: Ask me questions!
(Questions erupt from the audience)
R: Aargh...
LV: Looks like Lemmy and I are the audience!
R: *grumble* Ask away.
L: Why do you never beat Wendy up?
R: Duh, she's gonna tell King Dad and I'll go to the dungeon!
LV: Do you think my inventions are just awesome?
R: No way.
LV: Aw man. See you next time on-
L: Kd's Interviews!
LV: End transmission.
LUDWIG VON interviews YOSHI & BABY MARIO
Ludwig Von(LV): Welcome to
Lemmy(L): KD's Interviews!
LV: I am interviewing Yoshi and Baby Mario today.
Yoshi(Y): Yoshi!
Baby Mario(BM):Baby Mario!
LV:First question! What do you think of each other?
Y: BM's a crybaby.
BM: Am not! Y's a dino freak!
Y: Are too! LV, ask the next question.
LV: Ok...BM, are the Superstar and the Star the same thing?
BM: The Superstar is the Star, but has a different effect on babies then adults.
LV: Audience questions! Seat 26!
Goombella: Do you know the Yoshi in PM2?
Y: I do. He is my long-lost cousin.
LV: Seat 999!
8-Bit Lemmy(8BL): *dances* 8-bit, 8-bit, uh uh.
L: My old self! Kick him outta here!
KICK!
LV: Ok. Seat 22.
Fly Guy: How old are you guys?
Y: 100.
BM: 2.
LV: What a slight age difference. That's all for today. See you next time on-
L: KD's Interviews!
8BL: 8-bit!
Fly Guy: Pie!
LV: End!!
LEMMY interviews MORTON
by Ludwig Von
Lemmy(L): Wait, I'm interviewing this time?
Ludwig Von(LV): Yes, can't you see the title?
L: Dang. Why Morton?
LV: What, you want Susan instead?
L: . . . um, Morton's good.
*Morton comes onstage*
Morton(M): I am so delighted, proud, eager, and excited to be here on this delightful, fantastic. . .
L: There goes one of his famous speeches. . .
M: . . . and happy place.
L: Whatever. KD's Interviews!
M: Ask me a question, my older, respected, rainbow haired-
L: Is there any possible way for you to be quiet?
M: No.
L: (gasp) One word! Anyway, how does it feel like being the second youngest Koopaling?
M: I always have a younger one to pick on, at least.
L: Ok, Audience questions. Seat 3.
Wendy: When you're around, should we all have duct tape?
L: (obviously)
M: No, you should not, because you will miss one of my excellent, glorious educational speeches about wedding cake. Which reminds me, WEDDING CAKE!
L: Seat 654.
Goomba: What's your fav. thing in the dungeon?
M: The bars because they listen to my speeches without interrupting.
L: They're not even alive.
M: Who cares? They listen.
LV: OK, that's the end of the interview! Good job Lemmy, nothing went wrong.
Suddenly Morton blows up the studio because he wants wedding cake.
L: . . .you had to say that.
LV: See you next time on-
L: (groans) KD's Interviews. . .
LEMMY JR interviews LUIGI
by Ludwig Von
(if you want to see how Lemmy Jr was made, read The Origin Of Lemmy Jr in the Fan Fic)
Lemmy Jr(Ljr): Yay! My first interview!
Lemmy(L): Ludwig, isn't he to young to do an interview? I mean, he's a day old.
Ludwig Von(LV): Nah. He's got it.
L: *shrugs and walks away*
Ljr: Let's begin! Luigi, come!
Luigi(LG): Ya-hay!
Ljr: Are you tired of being in Mario's shadow?
LG: OF COURSE! Yoshi likes me better, I'm not fat, green is more cool, I jump high, and I'M WAY COOLER THAN MARIO!
Ljr: Why were you a unlockable character in SSBM?
LG: Nintendo's ways. I have no idea.
Ljr: This is going to be a short interview. Audience questions! Seat 23.
Wario: Why don't you like Waluigi?
LG: He's way to skinny, and purple is not good for clothing.
Ljr: Seat 456.
Peach: Are you jealous that I like Mario better than you?
LG: No way! Daisy is better than you.
Ljr: Last seat. 284.
Mario: Luigi!
LG: What?
Mario: Luigi!
LG: What?!
Mario: Nothing.
Ljr: Ok! That's the end of the interview!
(Later. . .)
LV: You did a good job.
Ljr: Yay! Will I do an interview again?
LV: Someday.
Ljr: Whoopee! Whoops, I almost forgot! KD's Interviews! I love to say that. End transparent.
LV: Transmission.
Ljr: End Transmission!
THE END
LUDWIG VON interviews PETEY PIRANHA
Ludwig Von(LV): Hello and welcome to-
Lemmy(L): Doopliss Kingdom Interviews!
LV: Today I will interview Petey Piranha!
*Petey comes onstage*
Petey Piranha(PP): Roar!
LV: So tell me, Petey, is Naval Piranha and Piranha Bean any of your relatives?
PP: Yes, Naval is my father and Piranha Bean is my younger brother.
LV: What games did you appear in?
PP: M & L: PIT, Super Mario Sunshine, Mario Kart DD, and more.
LV: Uh huh. . .and-
8-Bit Lemmy: Click! Beep! Kow!
LV: -and um. . .what was I going to say? Oh yeah, how did you get your legs and arms?
PP: I was a mutated Crazy Daisy and Piranha Plant, so the mutation made me grow legs.
LV: Audience time! Seat 58!
Shy Guy: What do you eat?
PP: Let's see. . .Goombas..
Goombas in audience: Eek!
PP: -and Paratroopas...
Paratroopas: Aah!
PP: and Koopas.
LV: AAAAHHH! *runs away*
Just then, Lemmy Jr comes onstage.
PP: Yummy! Koopa! *eats Ljr*
Lemmy Jr: I'm a clone, not a Koopa! Oh, forget it. Nice stomach you have here!
PP: Any more questions for me?
LV: . . .*points at Seat 426*
Dry Bones: YOU! Weren't you the one who ate me 5000 years ago?!!
PP: Oh yeah. . .you were the one that tasted like chicken.
LV: Let's...get..this.. over with. Seat 490.
Wendy: How could you spit sludge?
PP: I got the powers from Bowser Jr!
LV: OK! End Transmission! I really need a replacement for tomorrow. . .Lemmy Jr's swallowed, Lemmy's on a circus act. . .
Lemmy Jr: THE END.
Jolly Roger's Lagoon (Desert Remix)
RYAN KOOPA interviews IGGY KOOPA
by Ludwig Von
Ludwig Von(LV): I'm gonna take a break, OK?
Lemmy Jr(inside Petey's stomach): Mmrf...OK!
LV: I've put a replacement. Introducing...Ryan Koopa!
(Ryan comes onstage)
Ryan Koopa(RK): How come you don't have any spaces in your interviews?
LV: Spaces?
RK: Yeah, like this. It's easier to read.
LV: Ok...
RK: And welcome to the Doopliss Kingdom Interviews!
Lemmy Jr: I was supposed to say that!
RK: Today we will be interviewing Iggy Koopa!
LV: "WE?" There's only one of you.
RK: I have an assistant, and he's coming right now.
(a red Yoshi comes onstage)
RK: Hi, Cyb!*
(* pronounced "seyeb")
Cyb: Hi! I'm ready to rumble!
(Iggy Koopa comes onstage)
Iggy(I): I'm here!
RK: Ok Iggy, some say you are Lemmy's twin. Is that true?
I: No, we're not, because Roy separates us, but we should be twins.
RK: Do you really make inventions? Or are you just a punching bag for Roy?
I: I'll say I'm both, but mostly the punching bag. *sigh*
RK: Audience question time! Seat 459!
Shy Guy: How come you & Lemmy have the same hairstyles?
I: I guess we were born like that, I really don't know.
RK: Seat 135!
Paratroopa: How'd you get glasses?
I: Roy punched me in the eyes a lot, so I was forced to wear glasses.
RK: That's the end of the interview! Cyb, you can your thing.
Cyb starts ground-pounding on Iggy.
I: Oof!
*audience cheers*
Cyb eats Iggy with his tongue and slams him against a wall.
I: I guess I just have a reputation to be beaten up.
RK: That's enough! Cyb, play the Ryan Koopa Techno!
Cyb starts playing music.
RK: End transmission!
RYAN KOOPA interviews KOOPS
Ryan Koopa(RK): Hello and welcome to the Paper Interviews. Today I will interview Koops.
Koops(K): Hi.
Lemmy Jr: Mmrf. . .
RK: How long are you going to stay in that belly?
Lemmy Jr: I don't know.
Petey Piranha: I shouldn't have swallowed him.
RK: Ok. . .Koops, what do you think of Koopie Koo.
K: Well, she was angry at me but she forgave me the day after that day.
RK: Do you feel proud having an adventure with Mario?
K: Yes. *beams*
RK: Do you have any plans to appear in Super Paper Mario?
K: No, one adventure is enough.
RK: Audience time! Seat 493!
Fly Guy: Do you like staying in Petalburg?
K: Yes, because that Hooktail is gone.
RK: Do you like Cyb?
Cyb: That's me!
K: . . .um. . .yeah?
Cyb: Yay! *gives Koops a slurp*
RK: Did that feel good?
K: Yup.
RK: Hey, can you defeat Petey for me, Koops?
K: Sure, but not in this interview, in a Fan Fic.
RK: OK, Sure! Ryan Koopa Techno, please.
Cyb: *starts playing music*
RK: See you next time on. . .
Lemmy Jr: Paper/Doopliss Kingdom Interviews!
LEMMY JR interviews WARIO
by Ludwig Von
Ludwig Von: Hey, we finally got Lemmy Jr out of the belly!
Lemmy Jr: Finally! I'm free!
Ludwig Von: Now, let's start this interview!
*Wario comes onstage*
Wario: It's a-me, Wario! Hehehe!
Lemmy Jr: Wario, how did you become money-obsessed?
Wario: When I was little, I knew this green paper that can buy stuff. The more you have, the more better stuff you get! It's a lesson I'll never forget.
Lemmy Jr: How come you help Mario sometimes and sometimes not?
Wario: I only help Mario when we need teamwork. Usually, I fight by myself.
Lemmy Jr: Why do you wear yellow and purple?
Wario: Yellow is my favorite color! Purple just came with the outfit.
Lemmy Jr: Audience time! Seat 609.
Paratroopa: Do you groom your mustache?
Wario: No way! My mustache is the shape of lightning! Wahaha!
Lemmy Jr:. . . Seat 564.
Piranha Plant: Why are you fat?
Wario: Wa? I'm not fat!
Lemmy Jr: (yeah right) Seat 321.
Goomba: Do you like Waluigi?
Wario: Sometimes he gets really annoying because he's afraid of everything. But yes, I like him.
Lemmy Jr: End of interview! See you next time on-
Lemmy Jr runs behind the curtain and comes back out.
Lemmy Jr: Doopliss Kingdom Interviews!
CYB interviews SUPER KOOPA
Ludwig Von: Hello and welcome to-
Lemmy Jr: Doopliss Kingdom Interviews!
Ludwig Von: According to my calendar, Cyb is interviewing today. Man. I wanted to interview.
Cyb: Woohoo!
Super Koopa flies onstage.
Cyb: Super Koopa, why haven't you appeared in any games except Super Mario World?
Super Koopa: Bowser figured out we gave Mario a really good power-up, the Cape Feathers.
Cyb: How come you only appeared in Donut Plains?
Super Koopa: Morton didn't want to share his best minions.
Cyb: How many Koopas became Super Koopas?
Super Koopa: Only some. Bowser gives us capes if we did a good job, like make Mario die one time.
Cyb: (Mario has tons of other lives, anyway.) Ok...audience time! Seat 124.
Dry Bones: Why do you often come in groups?
Super Koopa: Because Mario can duck or jump over us if we come as one. If we come in a group, it's hard for Mario to dodge us.
Cyb: Seat 348.
Kirby: Poyo!
Cyb: Hey, only Plitians here! *eats Kirby* Seat 498.
X-Naut: Do you want to be in another game?
Super Koopa: To be stomped on? No way.
CYb: That was the last question! See you next time on-
Lemmy Jr: Doopliss kingdom Interviews!
LUDWIG VON interviews MARIO
Ludwig Von: Welcome to-
Lemmy Jr: Doopliss Kingdom Interivews!
Ludwig Von: Who am I interivewing today?
Lemmy Jr: *looks in calendar* Better get some cheese.
Ludwig Von: Why?
Lemmy Jr: ...
Ludwig Von: ...oh wait. It can't be.
Lemmy Jr: I'm afraid it is.
Ludwig Von: NOOOOOOOO! I knew this day would come! NOOO!
*Mario walks onstage*
Mario: It's a-me, Mario! CHEESE!
Ludwig Von: Ok, Mario, we need to cooperate. I'll give you a piece of cheese every time you give me a smart answer.
Mario: Okey dokey!
Ludwig Von: *gives cheese*
Mario: Thank you. Don't mind me munching, carry on of what you were saying.
Ludwig Von: Wow. Cheese has a big formal change in some poeple. Ok, first question. Where did you find that hat?
Mario: Oh, this? I once found a red cap in the dumpster. I painted the M sign.
Ludwig Von: *eyes the odor lines coming out of Mario's hat* Ok...why do you have an obsession with cheese?
Mario: Once, I tasted cheese, and I loved it. Sadly, that cheese was posionous and I became stupid.
Ludwig Von: Ok, this question might get into you r personal life. Do you like Peach?
Mario: See might have kissed me alot, but that's only for saving her. We're just friends.
Ludwig Von: Ok, audience time. Seat 683.
Shy Guy: How come in Super Mario 64 you didn't have a Starman?
Mario: In the paintings I jumped into, there was no such thing as Starmen.
Ludwig Von: Seat 21.
Goomba: How many Goombas have you steppen on all your life?
Mario: About 102, 387, 398, 587, 245, and 458.
Goomba: Curse you!
Ludwig Von: *Runs out of cheese* Uh oh...look's like the intervew's over. Time for my line. See you next time on-
Lemmy Jr: Doopliss Kingdom Interiews! End transmission!
YI Boss
LEMMY JR interviews BIG BURT BROS.
by Ludwig Von
Lemmy Jr: Helloeveryoneandwelcometotheinterviewshowwho'sname IforgotandthatistrulyashamecuzIworkhere!
Audience: What's gotten into him?
Ludwig Von: You don't wanna know.
*Flash Back* (of course, now, you're gonna know)
LV and Lemmy Jr enter Burger King. Ludwig Von orders.
Lemmy Jr is tasting all the soda.
Lemmy Jr: What's a Sprite? And who the Plit is Dr. Pepper? NVM. Hey, this one looks good!
Lemmy Jr looks at a can of Koopa Fizz. There is a warning on the back.
CONTAINS ONE-HUNDRED GALLONS OF CAFFIENE.
Lemmy Jr drinks it and becomes hyper and destroys Burger King. Ludwig Von has to clean it up.
*End Flash Back*
Ludwig Von: Anyway, we're both interviewing the Big Burt Bros. But for some strange reason, the title messed it up.
The Big Burt Bros. come onstage.
Burt Bro 1: We're so glad-
Burt Bro 2: -To be here!
Ludwig Von: Hello BB Brothers. I've been wondering, are you related to Burt the Bashful?
Big Burt 1: Actually,-
Big Burt 2: WE ARE HIM!
Lemmy Jr: How?!
Both the Bros: After Yoshi defeated Burt the Bashful, Kamek revived us and split us into two. However, we were just two clones, so Yoshi defeated us the same way.
Ludwig Von: Can you split into four the same way, eight the same way, etc?
Burt Bro 1: Kamek's spell only works once. So, we cannot split any more.
Ludwig Von: Aw man. I wanted to have an army of Burts.
Lemmy Jr: Canyouguystellmewhoistheolderoneornot?
Burt Bro 2: We are the exact same age, born at the exact same time, and look exactly the same.
Ludwig Von: A question that's been stumping me...why do you die when you get embarrased? And why did your pants fall down when you got hit?
Burt Bro 1: First, we are very shy. So, think, what happens when all are clothes fall of? We die of embarrasment!
Burt Bro 2: Second, our pants are very loose because they're low quality cuz we're a low part of the Koopa Klan.
Lemmy Jr: Audiencequestionstime!Seat31!
Pokey: Why can't you change direction when you jump?
Both Bros: It's in our genes. Also, we were the firstt giant enemy Yoshi faced in the game, so Nintendo had to make us really easy.
Ludwig Von: Seat 123.
Cyb Yoshi: How come you die of embarrasment, yet you're still alive?
Both Burts: WE had to come back alive for this interview, right? Oh yeah, Kamek set us free.
Cyb: Right.
Ludwig Von: Seat 48.
Kirby: Poyo?
Ludwig Von: No, you cannot invite your Nintendo friends here.
Kirby: POYO!
(Mario, Pikachu, Link, and Fox bust through the wall.)
Fox: MISSION COMPLETE.
Mario: Cheese!
Link: What? I was facing the last boss in Twilight Princess!
Pikachu: Pika!
LemmyJr: OhgreatnowwehavetogetalloftheseNitendocharactersou toftheinterviewstudio.
Ludwig Von: *sigh* Looks like we have to let this interview slide.
END TRANSMISSION
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Raceman21/ Shadow Raceman Koopa Interviews
RACEMAN21 interviews POPPLE
By Raceman21
Lemmy Koopa: Ladies and gentlekoopas. Today Raceman21 will interview somebody from the mystery box. Pick a label from the hat and whoever's name is on the label, you'll be interviewing that person.
Raceman21: I hope it's someone cool! Ooh... I can't wait.
Mario: Okay, when does he pick?
Lemmy Koopa: Now. Raceman, pick a label from the box.
(He picks a label and it says Popple.)
Raceman21: Popple! He's the thief from Superstar Saga.
Popple: EEEAAHHHH!!! I am the master thief, Popple.
(He tries stealing Raceman's motorcycle.)
Raceman21: HEY!!! POPPLE!!! Don't steal my motorcycle.
Popple: Ack! Caught again... but I need a motorcycle to get away from the Koopa Kops!
Raceman21: I guess I have to interview you.
Popple: NOW!!! Or I'll steal that awesome necklace of yours.
Raceman21: Okay. Why are you a thief?
Popple: Because bullies always stole my lunch money in elementary school. Plus about a few weeks ago Larry Koopa taught me the way of the ninja. Now I am a shadow thief. I stole Ultra Mushrooms in Superstar Saga.
Mario: Those were mine.
Raceman21: I'll call on somebody for interviewing Mr. Loud & Green here. Seat 25.
Dark Koopa: That is me!
Popple: INTERVIEW ME NOW!
Dark Koopa: Relax. Uh... Why are you so short? No offense, okay.
Popple: Because most awesome and evil villains are short.
Dark Koopa: What about those villains called Bowser, Smithy, Cackletta, and Goomboss?
Popple: They are lame. What about Rookie? I used to have him for a sidekick.
Raceman21: Don't you mean Bow... Never mind. How did you and Rookie become friends?
Popple: We aren't really friends. He's my sidekick and I am his master. Either way, we aren't really pals. I was stealing water for drinks and Mushrooms from some mystery blocks. Then when I was at the summit and was going to grab some eggs, i spotted a huge Koopa with red hair and bad breath. I called him Rookie. He talked like he had some sort of amnesia or something and like he was as dumb as a rock. Plus he looks like that guy in seat 93.
Bowser: Really? If I find Rookie I'll kill him!
Mario: What a dumb Koopa.
Raceman21: Literally. Anyhow... Popple, why don't you appear in any games now?
Popple: I hated being hammered and jumped on the head! I got a massive headache! Besides, I needed a vacation.
Larry Koopa: Hey! I've got a question.
Popple: WHAT?!
Larry Koopa: What do you buy with all that cash?
Popple: Mushrooms, explosives, gold, and plants.
Larry Koopa: Really that's... WHAT?! YOU STEAL PLANTS?! Kill!
Popple: AHH!!! Help!
Raceman21: Cease. Enough with this nonsense.
Larry Koopa: Piranha Plants! ATTACK!
Popple: Bob-ombs! ATTACK!
(Everything is going haywire.)
Dark Koopa: This is bad.
Raceman21: You're telling me.
Dark Koopa: Yes, I am.
Raceman21: All right, I don't want any more haywire.
Dark Koopa: What's da matter? Afraid I'll beat ya?
Raceman21: All right, that's it! Koopatrols! Strike!
Dark Koopa: Hammer Bros! Destroy!
(Everything is more madness.)
Larry Koopa: I'll take Dark Koopa's car.
Dark Koopa: AHHHHH!!! NO!
(Larry drives off in it.)
Popple: Oooh... Raceman's motorcycle, this is cool.
Raceman21: OH NO! Don't take my...
(Popple rides off on it.)
Raceman21: ...motorcycle
Dark Koopa: Great! Two thieves took the vehicles we had.
Raceman21: Hmmm... Koopatrols! Heat-Seeking-Missiles!
Dark Koopa: Heat-Seeking-Hammers!
(Both attacks follow Larry and Popple.)
Popple: Suckers! We took their vehicles!
Larry: Yes! We can become thieves of the world!
EXPLODE!!!
Popple: Hammers and missiles? Oh great!
(They go back into the theater-like place where they were interviewed.)
Raceman21: Next interviewing question! Hold old are you?
Popple: Twenty-five.
Dark Koopa: I could've swore you were seventy, 'cause the stealing trick is SOOOOO old.
Popple: I shall return!
(Popple runs out of the theater and a Bullet Bill hits him by accident.)
Raceman21: OW! That's going to leave a mark.
Larry: ... Uh... You aren't going to hurt me, are you, Dark Koopa?
(Dark Koopa throws three bombs at him.)
Larry Koopa: OW!!! THAT HURT!
Raceman21: Uh... Things are getting out of hand here... Let's end this transmission.
Lemmy Koopa: Agreed! New rule, the next time you pick a thief for the mystery label I'll give you a second label and next time it better not be athief.
(A bomb destroys the camera.)
END TRANSMISSION!!!
RACEMAN21 interviews LEMMY
By Raceman21
Lemmy: Welcome, everybody, to Lemmy's-
Iggy: Interviewing Show!
Lemmy: Iggy, I know we are twins but you don't have to finish my sentences.
Iggy: I always wanted to say that.
Lemmy: Today, Raceman21 will pick a label from Mario's cap and...
Mario: Hey-a Lemmy, that's-a my cap you are-a using.
Lemmy: So?
Mario: So it makes me-a ugly.
Lemmy: You are always like that.
Raceman21: Sorry I am late, but the Lemmy's White Ice Castle Gym wouldn't accept me so I stole one of their motorcycles.
Lemmy: Raceman, you can be banned for that.
Raceman21: Sorry about that. They made me mad.
Lemmy: I could've got you in.
Raceman21: After this I will return it.
Lemmy: Good. You'll get a Koopaling vote.
Raceman21: Sweet. I will pick a label from this hat. It's you, Lemmy, this is going to be cool.
Lemmy: Wow! I'm going to be interviewed for my millionth time this week.
Raceman21: Umm... Why do you rule Ice Land?
Lemmy: I don't rule it entirely. Only half of it. The other half is the king I transformed. Stupid Mario jumped on me three times, which gave me a brain freeze.
Raceman21: Jumps on the head give you brain freezes?
Lemmy: Sometimes yes!
Raceman21: Weird. Anyway, why do you have rainbow hair?
Lemmy: I used to have white hair when I was six and younger. But at school people thought I looked old and it was pretty cool to have rainbow hair. Since Iggy and I are twins we both dyed our hair rainbow.
Raceman21: That's cool, I suppose. Um... crankymama5452, do you have a question?
crankymama5452: Why do you shoot circus balls from your wand?
Lemmy: I love being a clown prince! So I tested the wand and King Dad turned my magic rings into magic circus balls that pack a punch! Too bad they were stepping stones for Mario.
Blue Virus: Got one! How can you create clones of yourself?
Lemmy: Because I am one of the special Koopa Kids and have been granted special powers. Every Koopaling has one. Wendy can make clones like myself, Ludwig has all of our powers except mine and my sister’s, Roy has strength, Morton has the best lungs and mouth, Iggy can jump very high, and finally Larry has the power of being a cheater and a spy.
Raceman21: He is my second favorite. I have another question. Lemmy, how can you control this site all by yourself?
Lemmy: I can't do it all by myself. Iggy, Birdo, sometimes my dad, and Mario help me. Mario may be my nemesis, but he saved me from the Spyware Ninjas so I said, "Mario, you can be in my Land."
Raceman21: Favorite game?
Lemmy: Probably Super Mario 64. That is my favorite. I love that Bowser theme.
Raceman21: So do I. Dark Koopa, would you like to ask a question?
Dark Koopa: Gladly. Why do you like cold?
Lemmy: ‘Cause my favorite sport is snowboarding. When I ride, it makes me feel cool!
Lord Seth: WHOA! Isn't that Smithy inside that machine?
Raceman21: What are you... AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Smithy: Meet my Doomsday Robot 3000! Now I shall shoot you!
Dark Koopa: There's an off switch on its back.
Smithy: Oh *bleep*.
Dark Koopa shuts it off.
Smithy: I shall return! That was quick.
Lemmy: What was with that? I only have enough time for three more questions.
Raceman21: Why do you ride on a ball?
Lemmy: ‘Cause I hate walking. Even if I try now I will always fall down. I have trouble walking.
Blue Virus: Legs broken?
Lemmy: No, I just don't use them as much. Doesn't mean I cannot walk.
Lord Seth: Why are you mostly similar to your sister?
Lemmy: Don't tell anyone this, but we are kind of in love with each other. We share similar attacks, same arenas, and same thoughts.
Raceman21: That's cute.
Lemmy: Thank you for saying that. One more from Raceman and finally Dark Koopa.
Raceman21: Do you own a pet?
Lemmy: Yes. I have three, a Freezie, a Goomba, and finally a Ptooie.
Raceman21: I sense danger!
Lemmy: Relax, Raceman. Smithy is gone.
Dark Koopa: If you had a robot, what would it be?
Raceman21: GRODUS!
Grodus: AHA! Now I have the ultimate head robot. Try avoiding my laser beams.
Lemmy: My answer is a giant machine made like me. Cool, huh?
Raceman21: Time to use my chain.
He entangles the robot’s head and spins it up into the sky.
Grodus: You'll pay for this, Raceman!
Raceman21: I won!
Lemmy: Yes, but my interviewing theater is destroyed!
(Raceman, Dark Koopa, Blue Virus, crankymama5452, and Lord Seth make a new one.)
crankymama5452: All done.
Lemmy: Thanks for the Interview. You five are excellent!
Raceman: It's just our motto. The best five forever! I'll put you in too, so the superior six.
Lemmy: Thanks.
Wario Land 2 The Really Final Chapter
RACEMAN21 interviews CUCKOO CONDOR
By Raceman21
Lemmy: Welcome, folks, I am Lemmy Koopa...
Roy: Blah, blah, blah we get the picture.
Lemmy: Smart Guy. Anyway, we will...
Roy: Yeah, yeah, I already know. INTERVIEW!
Lemmy: Oh yeah, guess who is going to interview.
Roy: Lord Seth? Dark Koopa? Lemmy?
Lemmy: I'm not interviewing. Today Raceman is.
Raceman: It better not be Larry or Popple.
Lemmy: It's seat 294.
Cuckoo Condor: I am Cuckoo Condor! Commander of bird-bots! Ruler of the rubies!
Raceman: Hey, aren't you from Wario Land 4?
Cuckoo Condor: Yes, and I got pulverized by Wario out of the ruby passage and pyramid, and my beautiful machine... has become scrap metal.
Raceman: Hard, isn't it?
Lord Seth: Less talking... MORE INTERVIEWING.
Raceman: Are you a girl or boy?
Cuckoo Condor: Well I don't even know. I make eggs but I kind of have a boy's personality. So it's hard to choose!
Raceman: Ummmm... Why did you use a robot suit to beat Wario?
Cuckoo Condor: My name is Cuckoo Condor, isn't it? Cuckoo clock. Condor is a bird! I built it 'cause my mother made it. But when I turned evil thanks to Golden Diva I added a stun-gun and grinders to it. Then I had my weapon!
Dark Koopa: Why do you work for Golden Diva?
Cuckoo Condor: Because-
Roy: 'Cause you're gullible.
Cuckoo Condor: YOU SHUT UP! Because I was teased when I was younger 'cause everyone said I was ugly.
Lord Seth: You kinda are.
Cuckoo Condor: If i had my robot suit I'd be shooting electricity at you! But one day when bullies chased me, I escaped into a pyramid and saw Golden Diva. SHE WAS REAL UGLY! But she reunited my robot suit with me. My favorite weapon. And she gave me an unlimited supply of egg bombs. I guarded some treasures and Golden Diva was my master. Not anymore, 'cause she is now destroyed.
Raceman: I played that game and defeated you.
Cuckoo Condor: You...
Lemmy: Stop arguing! Get back to the Interview.
Raceman: Okay. What is your greatest fear?
Cuckoo Condor: Giant fists! They punched me down to 1-5 health! My suit was destroyed instantly! I thought I was goner but I had my bombs! But that Wario threw 'em back at my head! IT HURT!
Raceman: Okay. Anyway... Lord Seth, Dark Koopa, Roy Koopa, or anyone have a question?
Dark Koopa: Yes, I do. CC, why do you have that claw-like thing underneath your robotic suit?
Cuckoo Condor: I was using it to grab giant objects so I could destroy them, but I thought I could use it against Wario so I could bring him to the grinders and electricity I keep around.
Lord Seth: What's your favorite color?
Cuckoo Condor: RED! RED! RED! I absolutely love that color! It's all... red colored!
Roy: Hey, I've gotta question for you. What's black and red mixed?
Lemmy: Here we go again,..
Cuckoo Condor: Dark-colored rubies?
Roy: You!
Cuckoo Condor: HOW RUDE! You shall pay for that.
Lemmy: Roy, stop that! It's not polite to be mean to the people who are being interviewed!
Roy: You're evil too! You try destroying Mario!
Lemmy: But I'm nice to people who come to my Land. Go back to your Sports Hall!
Roy: Okay, I will! It's under construction.
Raceman: Let's get going with the interviewing! I'll ask my final question. Why don't you ever appear in any games?
Cuckoo Condor: I retired from my video game career to a robot making career. I serve Smithy now.
Lord Seth: What game did you appear in, again?
Cuckoo Condor: For the last time! WARIO LAND 4!
Magikoopa: You know I do have magic spells! I will now make your robot suit appear.
Raceman, Dark Koopa, Roy, and Lord Seth: NOOOOOO!!!
Cuckoo Condor: Electricity! Grinders! ATTACK!
Raceman: This stinks!
Roy: I hate it when that rotten Magikoopa helps people to make them attack us.
Lemmy: What do you care? You're evil!
Roy: When I meant us... I MEANT ME!!!
Lord Seth: That's It! I'm outta here!
Dark Koopa: Agreed.
Raceman: Great! The whole place is collapsing.
Lemmy: Oh well... I guess this will be a happy ending...
Luigi's Mansion Theme Boss Remix
RACEMAN21 interviews BOGMIRE
By Raceman21
Lemmy: Hello, and welcome to Lemmy's Interviews.
Mario: CHEESE!
Lemmy: Dang it, Mario, mostly every time I interview you have to interrupt about cheese! Go to Desert Land and eat cheese.
Mario: CHEESE?
Raceman: Hey Mario, what's two plus two?
Mario: CHEESE?
Raceman: WRONG! It's FFFFFFFOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR!!!
(He grabs a golf club and gets him out of the interviewing theater.)
Lemmy: Oh, hello Raceman, how ya doin?
Raceman: Good. Who's going to interview?
Lemmy: You are, Raceman, and you get to choose a videogame and I'll let the wheel of boss characters decide!
Raceman: Luigi's Mansion.
Lemmy: Alrighty then... It seems to be...
Dark Koopa: Well?
Lemmy: It's Bogmire. The weird purple ghost who makes shadows.
Bogmire: BLARGG!!!
Raceman: What was that?
Bogmire: ARGH!!!
Raceman: He can't speak English.
E. Gadd: No worries, Raceman, this English language box will make Bogmire's moaning and weird talking sounds change into real words.
Lemmy: Thanks for that. Raceman, you can only pick three people to interview Bogmire with you.
Raceman: Crankymam5452, Dark Koopa, and Lemmy.
Lemmy: Me? Okay then, thanks for picking me.
Raceman: I'll activate the English language box! Bogmire, eat this.
(He gobbles it up.)
Bogmire: That tasted funky!
Crankymama: Well it's not natural to eat something metal! It's only good for robots.
Bogmire: So?
Raceman: First question... How come you were the easiest boss in Luigi's Mansion?
Bogmire: I used to be really tough but I have lost a lot of my power! Ever since Luigi came into the mansion I had to give a lot of my power to my shadows.
Raceman: They weren't tough. How come you're slimy?
Bogmire: I was born like that.
Dark Koopa: Where did you come from?
Bogmire: Vincent Van Gore is King Boo's most loyal companion, and King Boo ordered him to create a cemetery shadow to scare humans! Too bad Luigi sucked me up though.
Crankymama: Then why are you here?
Bogmire: King Boo somehow returned and brought me and Boolossus back.
Raceman: What about that Vincent Van Gore?
Bogmire: King Boo forgot to release him. He was going to leave me in my painting but he released me and that huge Boo!
Lemmy: How can you create shadows?
Bogmire: I am a cemetery ghost. I have the ability to make shadows and clones.
Lemmy: I can make clones.
Bogmire: That's nice.
Raceman: What's you're favorite world in SMB3?
Bogmire: Dark Land and Giant Land.
Crankymama: Do you play Super Mario Sunshine?
Bogmire: Not really much, but I defeated King Boo and he was mad at me.
Raceman: Ooooo... so have I.
Dark Koopa: Who's your family?
Bogmire: My brother is Boolossus and my father is Vincent Van Gore. The shadows I create are my cousins. King Boo is my uncle.
Raceman: Hehe... Really?
Bogmire: Yes, I have fifteen brothers.
Crankymama: What's it like in your painting?
Bogmire: Nothing special really. It's a dark room filled with ghosts. Time never passes!
Raceman: !!!
Dark Koopa: Raceman, what was the explanation marks for?
Raceman: It means I am surprised.
Mr. Game & Watch: BEEP!
Raceman: Don't give me that tone!
Lemmy: Bogmire, why are you purple?
Bogmire: I used to be a black shadow, but I wanted to impress Melody the lovely lady musician and she loved purple so I changed my color to purple.
Lemmy: Two questions, people!
Mario: CHEESE!
Lemmy: What the... How did you get here?!
Mario: CHEESA!
Raceman: Uh... cheesa?
Crankymama: Mario is quite annoying!
Lemmy: Bogmire, show your power.
Bogmire: Whatever.
(He makes shadows eat him up.)
Mario: This is no CHEESE!
(Mario disappears.)
Raceman: Question! I didn't know you shadows can eat people?
Bogmire: I'm sorry, but was that question?
Raceman: How can you shadows eat people? I didn't see that in Luigi's Mansion?
Bogmire: My shadows are quite idiotic so they forgot that attack.
Dark Koopa: Can you eat people?
Bogmire: Nope.
Lemmy: Dark Koopa! Last question here.
Dark Koopa: How old are you?
Bogmire: 200 years old.
Mr. Game & Watch: BEEP!!!
Raceman: No swearing in the theater! It's clearly a rule.
Luigi: BOGMIRE? Time to suck you up!
Bogmire: Oh *BLEEP*
(He gets sucked up!)
Lemmy: Well that's a wrap.
Crankymama: WAIT A MINUTE! If the shadows ate Mario and they're related to Bogmire... then...
Raceman: LUIGI, YOU SUCKED UP YOUR OWN BROTHER!!!
(Luigi cries and then points a gun towards his head.)
BBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!
Dark Koopa: See ya later.
Crankymama: See ya Raceman.
Raceman: Bye.
Mr. Game & Watch: BEEP!!!
Raceman: THAT'S IT!
(Raceman beats the crud out of him.)
Lemmy: Uh... End transmission...
END TRANSMISSION
RACEMAN21 AND MECHA YOSHI interview THE SHADOW SIRENS
By Raceman21
Lemmy: Welcome to Lemmy's Interview Show, ladies and gentlekoopas! Today we will be hosted by Mr. Bad Grammar... er... I mean Raceman21 and Mecha Yoshi!
Raceman! Today me and my pet Mecha Yoshi will be interviewing the Shadow Sirens!
Mecha Yoshi: Y-O-S-H-I!
Lemmy: Put Marilyn on a floating platform! She'll crush my stage!
Raceman: Whatever.
(He casts a spell to make a platform for Marilyn.)
Vivian: Hey Raceman, you look SOOOOO cool as a Koopa.
Raceman: (nervous) Uh... yeah... thanks! I am sort of a Magikoopa without glasses and a hat. Plus I have a rocket spaceboard. So Marilyn, no offense, but why are you so… fat?
Marilyn: GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH!!!
Raceman: What?
Vivian: She says she is big boned, you demented idiot!
Raceman: I am not demented!
(He turns backwards and goes crazy and drinks soda.)
Mecha Yoshi: Beldam, why are you the boss of your sisters?
Beldam: ‘Cause I am the oldest.
Mecha Yoshi: That explains it well.
Raceman: So Vivian, why do you think I am cool?
Vivian: You look cute too.
Raceman: ...
Vivian: You always look angry and crazy, and why is your hair green and black?
Raceman: Favorite colors. Are we interviewing you and your sisters or me?
Vivian: Well you always look like you're going to laugh. Your smile is wicked, too.
Raceman: ... Beldam, why are you short?
Beldam: ‘Cause all the shortest villains are the evilest! Plus I am the Shadow Queen's favorite!
Mecha Yoshi: What are your elements?
Beldam: Mine is the forces of air.
Vivian: Mine is fire.
Marilyn: GUH!
Vivian: She said lightning.
Raceman: Audience questions!!!
Goomba16: Vivian, why do you like Ra...
Raceman: Enough with that!
Goomba16: I mean, what is your favorite attack?
Vivian: Fiery Jinx!
Mecha Yoshi: L-A-R-R-Y!
Larry: Beldam, why does Marilyn say "GUH" all the time.
Beldam: ‘Cause she is mentally retarded.
Vivian: Stop that, Beldam! Because she got in trouble and the Shadow Queen replaced her words with GUH only.
Raceman: Beldam, what'd ya hire Doopliss for? He isn't a Shadow Siren.
Beldam: I do think that morphing is a great ability, but he failed so we fired him.
Vivian: Uh... Bowser, is it?
Giga Bowser: AARRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I AM GIGA BOWSER!!! Why do you wear hats all the time?
Beldam: Makes us look cool.
Mecha Yoshi: Yeah right.
(Marilyn shoots him with lightning, singed. Raceman repairs him with his wand.)
Raceman: Three more questions!!! How did ya feel when the Shadow Queen was defeated?
Vivian: Very happy indeed. I hated her and Grodus. Luckily he's only a head now.
Grodus: I shall have my revenge!!!
Raceman: How about you, Chauncey?
Chauncey: How can oo floaty?
Beldam: Because we are Shadow Sirens!
Lemmy: No, Marilyn! Don't get off that platform!
(She falls on the ground and flings the Shadow Sirens, Raceman, Metal Yoshi, and Lemmy over the horizon.)
Vivian: I'll miss you, Raceman!
Raceman: Oh please, you're going to make me puke! I have one question, which way is the spirit world where we will all be going ‘cause we are all going to die?
Vivian: Just around the corner.
Mecha Yoshi: So now what, L-E-M-M-Y?
Lemmy: End transmission and hope we land safely.
END TRANSMISSION!!!
RACEMAN21 AND KYOGRE interview PETEY PIRANHA
Lemmy: Welcome to Lemmy's interviewing, show and...
Goomba: Can I go to the bathroom?
Lemmy: Can it wait?
Goomba: I have to go to the bathroom and I need a sandwich!
Lemmy: Stupid Goomba...
Goomba: Now I just need a sandwich!
Lemmy: Thwomp, shall you do the honors?
Thwomp: Right.
(He squashes the Goomba to death.)
Lemmy: Today Raceman21 and Kyogre will interview Petey Piranha. Hey, who is Kyogre anyway?
Raceman21: It's a Pokemon. I hate Pokemon but Kyogre is the only one I think is cool.
Lemmy: You were going to interview Red Koopa Kid but he got hanged.
Raceman: !!!
Lemmy: Hey Raceman, how come you don't come to the White Ice Castle Gym?
Raceman: 'Cause I hate Pokemon, dude.
Lemmy: You may start the Interview anytime you'd like after Petey Piranha gets here.
Raceman: You mean that plant who spits goop that looks like-
Lemmy: Yes! Here he comes now.
Petey Piranha: *^(&%&$^^#(*%&^#^@^&!!!
Raceman: Since when can he talk Shroob language?
Ludwig: Who knows? Here Petey, eat this. You'll talk regularly.
(Petey Piranha eats the device that makes him talk normally.)
Petey Piranha: That tasted awful!
Lemmy: Let the Interview begin.
Raceman: So Petey, how can you throw up goop?
Petey Piranha: I was born with that ability since I couldn't shoot fireballs from my mouth.
Kyogre: Who's your family?
Petey Piranha: My mom is Mom Piranha from Superstar Saga, my older brother is Lava Piranha, my older sister is Lily Piranha, my dad is Naval Piranha, and my younger brother is Piranha Bean from Superstar Saga.
Raceman: How old are you anyway?
Petey Piranha: Why do you ask?
Raceman: 'Cause you appeared in Partners in Time trying to kill Mario, Luigi, and their younger selves.
Petey Piranha: You're wrong about one thing. I didn't want to kill them. I wanted to eat them!
Kyogre: Then they'd be killed by acid and digestion.
Petey Piranha: Uh... anyway I went back in time with Mario & Luigi and the babies to Gritzy Caves. They thought I was old but I am only twenty years old.
Raceman: I'll ask one more question, then it's time for the audience questions! Hey Petey Piranha, how come you're King Boo's best friend?
Petey Piranha: Well we've been friends since high school. He was a huge Boo always getting into trouble. He could understand Piranha language, which is similar to Shroob language, so we became fast and good pals.
Kyogre: Time for audience questions! Seat 30!
Shrooboid: Petey Piranha, why do you wear a polka-dotted bikini?
Petey Piranha: I go to the beach a lot.
Raceman: Seat 195!
Fawful: How come you're fat?
Petey Piranha: I have a lot of goop in my stomach. Huuuuuuuuaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrooooooooaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Petey pukes up a huge ball of goop and spits it at Fawful.)
Fawful: Oh that sickens me!
Lemmy: Five more questions, people!
Raceman: On Isle Delfino why did you have to pick Bianco Hills? That's like the worst place in Super Mario Sunshine!
Petey Piranha: I like grassy places with reflective waters and windmills. How can anyone hate it?
Raceman: I hate it because there are holes in the hills, yucky water, no houses, and it's cold there.
Petey Piranha: Whatever. Seat 582!
Jr. Troopa: How come you have no eyes?
Petey Piranha: Us Piranha Plants have very bad eyesight and we have no eyes but we do have supersonic hearing.
Kyogre: If you could have any elemental power, what would it be?
Petey Piranha: Grass or probably sunlight.
Raceman: Sunlight is an element?
Petey Piranha: Never mind...
Lemmy: Two more questions.
Raceman: We know, dude. One more audience question and I'll ask one more question. Seat 317.
Tatanga: Hey Petey Piranha, why don't you join me, Wart, and Wario on dominating Mario?
Petey Piranha: I already work with Gooper Blooper, King Boo, Hana the Wiggler, Manta, Cannon Mole, and Piantissimo. Thanks for the offer, but I am okay here.
Raceman: This is the last question. Petey, who's your favorite Piranha relative?
Petey Piranha: You mean from any game? Probably Lava Piranha. He's cool and if I get bullied he kills the person who bullies me.
Raceman: That's all the time we have for today. Next week I'll interview Manta!
Lemmy: Okay, see ya all later. That's a wrap!
END TRANSMISSION!!!
RACEMAN21 interviews LUDWIG
Lemmy: WELCOME KOOPAS, HUMANS, IMMORTALS, GOOMBAS, OR ANYBODY! Today someone will interview my older brother Ludwig! Someone will be interviewing him on his doomship!
Ludwig: Yes, very vell! Well vets see who can be da interviewer! How about Raceman21! I really liked his Super Mario Computer ideas!
Lemmy: Raceman21! You can be the interviewer!
Raceman: I'm interviewing Ludwig? Finally a Koopaling to interview!
Ludwig: Yes and a very smart one! Whowhoahahahahaoooh!!!
Raceman: Okay then... uh... first question. Why do you have a weird laugh?
Ludwig: When I was younger I couldn't laugh! So I took laughing gas so I could laugh. Apparently I had the most annoying laugh in Dark Land.
Raceman: Why'd you choose Pipe Land?
Ludwig: Vell Pipe Land has a lot of amazing stuff! It has mazes, which makes ve smarter vy trying to figure out vays to get to the exit. Plus Piranhas are really cool creatures like Larry says and I research all types of Piranhas.
Raceman: Sorry I asked... oh... Dark Koopa, ask a question.
Dark Koopa: Gladly! Who's your favorite Koopaling besides yourself?
Ludwig: Larry probably cause ve helps me with vy inventions and likes Piranha Plants.
Raceman: Probably would've guessed. Ludwig, why do you say vy or vee?
Ludwig: It's vy speech. It's usually the vay I talk. Sometimes I choose not to talk vike that.
Koopa 13: Please talk normally.
Raceman: Hey Koopa 13! How ya doin'?
Koopa 13: Good. Ludwig, why are you an inventor?
Ludwig: Well when I was little I loved technology. TV, game consoles, machinery, and more! I wanted to create! People call me Ludwig, Kooky, or Professor Koopa.
Raceman: Really? You're my third favorite Koopa.
Ludwig: Not first or second?
Raceman: No, Lemmy is my first and Larry is my second. But you're still a cool Koopa.
Ludwig: (crying) Thanks. *sniff*
MetalYoshi: Hey Ludwig, why don't you share your inventions?
Ludwig: Okay. Vis is my Koopa Scoopa! A humungous tractor that can lift five tons!
Raceman: Awesome.
Ludwig: Raceman, I know you're interviewing me but why do you have red eyes and black and green hair?
Raceman: The red eyes? ‘Cause I am demented, crazy. and evil. For the hair Colors, they're my favorite colors. People always give me what I want.
Lemmy: You're interviewing Ludwig, Raceman.
Raceman: Oh right! Sorry. Why do you have one tooth?
Ludwig: I don't have only one tooth! That's just vy only adult tooth. I still have a vot of spiky baby teeth.
Lemmy: Well three more questions!!!
MetalYoshi: What's with the huge hair, Ludwig?
Ludwig: Because I am afraid of haircuts.
Mr. Game & Watch: BEEP!
Raceman: I thrashed you after I interviewed Bogmire! I'll do it again if you don’t stop cursing!
Lemmy: Take it easy, Raceman. Your eyes are swirling. He can't speak English.
Raceman: !!! Really? Now I know... Here's my last question. How heavy are you?
Ludwig: 238 pounds... and Roy is 220. Vy did you ask that sort of question?
Raceman: ‘Cause I've faced you in SMB3 and you made earthquakes.
MetalYoshi: Why was your name Kooky in the Mario shows?
Ludwig: Cause I vas crazy and vy laugh and voice was the reason vy I'm called Kooky.
Lemmy: Okay, and that's the end of the Interview!
Raceman: Hey, what's happening to the doomship?
Lemmy: It's tilting and turning upside down!
Metal Yoshi: It's Mr. Game & Watch! He did that!
Everyone falls off the doomship except Game and Watch. Mr. Game & Watch laughs like Nelson from the Simpsons.
END TRANSMISSION!!!
RACEMAN21 AND KAMMY interview MANTA
Note: I asked Kammy if she wanted to be part of my Interview and she said yes.
Lemmy: Welcome to my interviewing show! Today Raceman Koopa and a Super Koopa he wants to pick may interview a boss from Super Mario Sunshine except Petey Piranha since Raceman interviewed him last week.
Roy: Aw shut up! We'll never get started!
Lemmy: ...
Raceman: Hey Lemmy, I am here and I was at the chat room in case you werewondering. Since I am sort of a wizard Koopa...
Roy: Then why are you called Raceman?
Raceman: You wanna see speed? Let's race... first one to go around the world wins! On you're mark, get set, GO!
(Roy runs but Raceman just stands there.)
Lemmy: Uh, Raceman, you're suppose to get going.
Raceman: Any moment now. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 AND BLAST OFF!
(He goes extremely fast with his rocket roller skates and comes back in two seconds.)
Lemmy: Woah! You're faster than Super Sonic the Hedgehog!
Raceman: All in a day's work. I am a wizard 'cause I use a wand and I have a cloak. Enough interviewing me! I pick Kammy from Lemmy's Chat Room 'cause she is a witch.
Kammy: Hello Raceman and Lemmy.
Lemmy: Okay you two, you're going to interview a boss from Super Mario Sunshine! It will either be Manta from Sirena Beach episode 1 or King Boo from Sirena Beach episode 5! Either choice and you both and I will be warped to Sirena Beach's casino or the beach.
Raceman: Wait! Didn't Kammy interview King Boo before?
Lemmy: Fine, how about Shadow Mario and you'll both be interviewing in Delfino Plaza.
Raceman: Shadow Mario.
Kammy: Manta!
Lemmy: Bowser, Peach, Mario! (rock, paper, scissors)
(Raceman picks Bowser and Kammy picks Mario, and Kammy wins.)
Raceman: Dang! I never lose at that!
Lemmy: Just cool down, Raceman. Next week you can interview Shadow Mario. I will expect it.
Raceman: Okay. I will warp us all to Sirena Beach.
(Everyone but Mario and FLUDD warps to Sirena Beach.)
Mario: But... there's cheese...
FLUDD: You stupid, fat idiot.
Lemmy: Well here we are, audience and interviewers!
(He steps into electrical goop!)
Lemmy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Raceman makes the electrical goop disappear.)
Raceman: Are you okay?
Lemmy: Yeah... ow... Here... comes... ow... Manta!
Manta: Who dares disturb my plan to dominate Sirena Beach?
Raceman: Well, well, if it isn't thin, electrical, and stupid.
Lemmy: Uh... Raceman...
Manta: Eat electrical goop!
(Manta fires a ball of electrical goop at Raceman but he deflects it with his wand and dashes at him.)
Raceman: None of your electrical goop will even touch me! HAHAHAHA!!!
(He steps into electrical goop.)
Raceman: WOAH!!! EHEHEHEHEEEHHHHAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Kammy: Manta, me and Raceman want to interview you.
Manta: I love to interview!
Kammy: Well you're going to be the one being interviewed.
Manta: Okay then...
Lemmy: Interview starts now!
Raceman: Why are you thin?
Manta: Cause all mantas are! What a stupid question!
Raceman: Are you calling me stupid?
Manta: No, but that question was stupid.
Kammy: Okay, stop it, both of you!
(Huge blocks land on Raceman and Manta.)
Kammy: How can you make electrical goop?
Manta: Let's just say I have mastered the Thunderhand and it got mixed with a few lightning bolts that have struck me in the past. The Thunderhand made attractions to lightning bolts and now everywhere I go leaves electrical goop.
Raceman: How can you divide into smaller Mantas?
Manta: I am a mother!
Raceman: !!!
Manta: So they are my children.
Raceman: So you're killed in one or two sprays?
Manta: No, I transform into a pink child and try blending in. Always the last pink small Manta runs away, and that's me, always the last Manta to be found. After I am defeated that hotel comes back!
Kammy: But why did you sink the hotel in electrical goop?
Manta: Before I received electrical powers I went to Hotel Delfino, but they thought I was a monster so they kicked me out and I wanted revenge on them!
Raceman: Two things I want to say. One, how can you be kicked out?
Manta: You know what I mean!
Raceman: And two, why not use the Firehand and go into volcanoes? You would've been much harder that way.
Manta: I HATE FIRE!
Kammy: Don't have to go insane, dude.
Manta: I HATE WIZARDS!
Raceman: Why?
Manta: 'Cause they have those wands and they have to cast powerful spells.
Kammy: Who are your relatives?
Manta: Electrical types of enemies, Jelectros and Kracko from Kirby.
Raceman: Do you have a husband?
Manta: Mantor, but he's gone.
Raceman: What happened?
Manta: Okay, here it starts...
(In a world where things are gross... This is a blockage so no one can hear and see what happened... Okay, it's over now.)
Kammy: THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Lemmy: That's it... If I hear what happened again I am going to die!
Raceman: I didn't know stuff like that could happen! Oh god... I am going to...
(Raceman pukes out a pool of soda.)
Lemmy: Here's a barf bag!
Raceman: Thanks.
Lemmy: Five more questions!
Kammy: How come you don't appear in any more games?
Manta: The creator of Mario, I forgot what his name was, fired me c'ause I sprayed electrical goop at him by accident, so here I am fired and left out.
Raceman: I am not even in a game!
Manta: Haha...
(Raceman shoots 500 fireballs at him and he has a near death experience.)
Kammy: He'll die in four questions.
Raceman: How come you hate fire?
Manta: It scares me and it makes me smaller!
Raceman: How come you were the hardest boss in Super Mario Sunshine?
Manta: I worked for Bowser and Junior in SMS and Junior used the paintbrush on me to make me extremely tough and large!
Kammy: But you weren't too hard, but yes, the hardest boss.
Manta: Stupid Mario and his stupid water gun turned me into nothing!
Kammy: This is my last question! What is you're favorite place in SMS?
Manta: Well probably Pianta Village or Gelato Beach.
Raceman: This is still part of what Kammy asked, but why did you pick Sirena Beach?
Manta: So I could get my revenge on the hotel.
Raceman: Okay, my last question! So why did you go back?
Manta; 'Cause I sensed Mario so I came back, but I didn't expect that waterpack!
Lemmy: And that's the end...
Raceman: I have one more question!
Lemmy: Fine.
Raceman: If you hate water so much why did you swim in it?
Manta: Uh... Didn't think of that... I am getting smaller! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Manta shrinks to nothing.)
Raceman: Thanks for interviewing with me, Kammy. Your power is great but not like mine!
Kammy: Wanna bet?
(Raceman and Kammy battle with magic.)
Lemmy: Uh... Didn't expect that! Go to the chat room and battle.
Raceman: Okay. Next week I will interview Shadow Mario, who is Junior!
Lemmy: And that's a wrap!
(Magic blasts hit the camera and it explodes.)
***************END TRANSMISSION***************
RACEMAN21 AND MARCIANO KOOPA interview BOWSER
Raceman21: Hello audience, I am Raceman Koopa the 21st and...
Lemmy: Hey! I didn't interview myself yet!
Raceman21: So what? Anyway me and my friend Marciano Koopa will be interviewing Bowser!
Bowser: That's King Bowser Koopa to you!
Raceman21: Whatever.
Bowser: Don't use that tone with me! I am the king among Koopas!
Raceman21: And I am Santa Claus, hohoho!
(Bowser breathes fire at him but Raceman blasts him with a lightning bolt.)
Raceman21: Wanna try again?
Marciano Koopa: Yeah Bowser! Don't you dare breathe fire at my pal!
Bowser: Grr... Just... interview... me!
Raceman21: Okay. How old are you and when were you born?
Bowser: I am 34 and I was born on October 31st, 1971!
Marciano: Favorite Koopaling?
Bowser: Larry, Ludwig, or Lemmy. Lemmy 'cause he gets away from being pulverized faster, Ludwig 'cause he thinks of the plans, and Cheatsy 'cause he is a sneak.
Raceman21: And I bet your least favorite Koopaling is Wendy, right?
Bowser: Yes. She always gets her way even if I don't want to listen to her.
Raceman21: Punish her!
Wendy: Don't encourage him!
Raceman21: What is your favorite minion?
Bowser: When I was younger, it was Bullet Bills and Banzai Bills. Now Magikoopas and Koopatrols are my favorites.
Marciano: After my question, it'll be time for audience questions! Why did you have bombs around your arena in SM64?
Bowser: Well at that time I wasn't very smart. I put them there 'cause I thought it would look cool around my arena. Turns out it caused me to have a headache! After I was defeated in my sky lair, I somehow was warped back home.
Raceman21: Seat 55!
Tutankoopa: What did you do after you were defeated the third time?
Bowser: I was sent home and when I got home my Koopalings ran away from home! So I got Junior! He had been at Koopa Day Care, so I took him and made him smarter! He spied on Mario and he, Peach, the Toad servants, and Toadsworth were heading for Isle Delfino. I followed them and E. Gadd was there and he made a paintbrush for my son. He then transformed into Shadow Mario! A perfect way to ruin Mario's vacation! But Mario had to defeat me again!
Marciano: Seat 948!
Fuzzy: What happened to you when you fell in the lava in Super Mario Bros?
Bowser: I eventually got out of the lava after Mario and Peach left the castle and I just escaped the castle. I saw my wife had three kids already! Eight years later, I was ready to face Mario again! But he made me collapse through the floor!
Lemmy: Six more questions!
Raceman21: What is your favorite food?
Bowser: Spicy chicken or chips and fiery salsa! Yum!
Raceman: Yum! Spicy chicken! Anyways, why did you fight in a hot tub?
Bowser: Mario caught me at a bad time.
Marciano: Seat 271!
E. Gadd: Why did you replace your Koopalings?
Bowser: I didn't. They ran away from me and they have a new life now.
Raceman: How come they reappeared in New Super Mario Bros DS?
Bowser: I begged for them to come back so I paid them fifteen coins each and then we took Peach on Valentines Day.
Marciano: How come King Boo made a robot out of you in Luigi's Mansion?
Bowser: King Boo did?
Marciano: Oh that's right. It was a robot. Forget what I just said.
Lemmy: Last question!
Raceman: Who's your favorite henchman or henchwoman?
Bowser: The henchman will have to be Kamek. The henchwoman will have to be Kammy.
Raceman: Well that's a...
Bowser: You made a robot out of me, Boo!
King Boo: That's King Boo to you! And yes, I did!
Bowser: Let's fight!
(King Boo and Bowser beat each other up.)
Raceman: Let's get going to Neoseeker, Marciano. See ya later, Lemmy.
Lemmy: Bye. And cut! Thanks Lakitu for being a great camerakoopa!
Lakitu: You're welcome.
END TRANSMISSION!!!
RACEMAN21 AND PYRO interview ROY
Lemmy: WELCOME, TO LEMMY'S INTERVIEW SHOW! I am glad that most of you could make it here today. Hey, Roy! Why are you, eating Goomba brains?
Roy: They taste like fried chicken!
(Half of the audience pukes!)
Raceman: Mwahahahahahahaha!!! I love the smell of dead Goombas!
Pyro: And barbequed Goombas!
Goomboss: AAAHHHH!!! IT'S RACEMAN AND PYRO!!! RUN AWAY!!!
Lemmy: Hey, Raceman? Is that ninja-looking guy on fire, your friend?
Raceman: Yeah. He is in my gang of gruesomeness.
Lemmy: Who is in your gang of gruesomeness?
Raceman: Pyro, Kyogre, Kammy, Peachy Girl, Mecha Yoshi, and Blue Virus.
Lemmy: What about Voltrage?
Raceman: Oh yeah. Who are me and my pal here going to interview?
Lemmy: It's Roy Koopa!
Pyro: My favorite Koopaling on Plit!
Lemmy: Uh... that's nice. Roy, get over here.
Pyro: Can I compete in your Sports Hall, Roy?
Roy: Yeah, I guess. Are you any tough?
Pyro: Hoho... Plenty!
(Pyro fires a ton of fireballs at Kraid from Metroid, who then dies.)
Roy: WOAH! You beat one of my champions. You're in. You too, Raceman, 'cause you've beaten Super Duper Ugly Cyclops Monster.
Raceman: Let's get going with the Interview. I'll start. Why did you pick Sky Land in SMB3?
Roy: I like heights. Plus, Lakitus are one of my favorite minions.
Pyro: Why are you so tough?
Roy: I work out everyday.
Raceman: How much do your weights weigh?
Roy: 100-300.
Pyro: Darn. You're good.
Raceman: Why did you use the shell attack in Superstar Saga? It was so annoying!
Roy: Because, it's my strongest attack. It was most troubling for the Mario Brothers.
Pyro: How come you hate Larry?
Roy: He is a weakling!
Raceman: What is the next game you will be appearing in?
Roy: Super Smash Bros Revolution!
Raceman: I don't think they are going to add the Koopalings.
Roy: Ah... AUDIENCE QUESTIONS!
Pyro: Seat 370!
Princess Shroob: How old are you?
Roy: Thirteen.
Raceman: Seat 954!
Gritty Goomba: When's your birthday?
Roy: August 14th 1993.
Pyro: That's my birthday!
Roy: Woah. That's great!
Lemmy: Five more questions!
Raceman: 581!
Wooster: How come you are bald?
Roy: I'll pound you later, for asking an uncalled for question! Because, Larry shaved my head.
Larry: Yeah. That's why my eyes are mostly half-closed all the time! Because he punched my eyes!
Iggy: You're not the only one who got punched in the eyes.
(Raceman and Pyro accidentally fire projectiles at Roy.)
Roy: You two are dead!
Pyro: Why do you wear sunglasses all the time?
Roy: 'Cause, I am cool!
Raceman: Why is your name Roy?
Roy: 'Cause my favorite singer is Roy Orison.
Lemmy: Two questions left!
Roy: You're dead too!
Pyro: Last question. What is your favorite food?
Roy: Rough meat. That, or pizza.
Raceman: Final question. Why did you pick Forest of Illusions in SMW?
Roy: I wanted to confuse Mario and get him lost in there.
Lemmy: AND THAT'S A...
Roy: No it isn't!
(Roy, Lemmy, Larry, Raceman, Pyro, Wooster and Goombas all get into a fighting ball.)
Roy: You're all dead!
Raceman: OW! You pathetic... OW!
Pyro: OUCH! THIS HURTS!
Lemmy: END... OW... TRANSMISSION... OW!
END TRANSMISSION!
RACEMAN21 AND AXEM PLATINUM interview TRICLYDE
Raceman21: Welcome to Raceman's Scare Lair! Today, me and one of my gang members, Axem Platinum, will be interviewing somebody, and I am afraid Lemmy will not be in this today.
Axem Platinum: Master! Voltrage has accidentally fried your Eliminator ray!
Raceman21: Agh! That's coming out of his paycheck. Anyway, Axem! We are going to interview Triclyde!
Axem Platinum: Excellent, Sire! Shall I bring forth the floating chairs?
Raceman21: Yes. Do so.
Axem Platinum: TRICLYDE! Step forth.
Head 1: Step right up!
Head 2: If you’re ready to get-
Head 3: Toasted!
Raceman: You can't toast me at all. Now Triclyde! Me and my gang member, Axem Platinum, will be interviewing you. Now sit.
Head 1: Who is going to-
Head 3: Make us?
Raceman: Do you want some peppers?
Head 2: YES!
Raceman: Then sit.
Head 1: Fine.
Raceman: LET THE INTERVIEW START! Okay, why are you three combined?
Head 3: Kamek has fused us together. We were just three Cobrat brothers, but then we just fired a beam of fireballs at him, 'cause we are nothing but pure evil traitors!
Axem Platinum: Why did you work for Wart?
Head 1: He seemed fine. So we just worked for him. Kamek was nothing. But we know Bowser, and we are... well... Bowser's fans! And Wart was his brother.
Raceman: Kamek is Bowser's assistant.
Head 2: Do you think that we will want two masters? NO WAY!
Raceman: If you are Wart's favorite henchman, then why weren't you the sixth boss, the one before Wart, instead of being the second?
Head 3: Because, we wanted to fight Mario early in the game.
Raceman: What positions are you in Wart's clan?
Head 1: Demented, and best henchman.
Axem Platinum: Audience Questions! Seat 916!
Hooktail: What happened when you were defeated in Super Mario Bros. 2?
Head 2: We were banished from Sub-con forever. So we have to move on. But then again, Wart... I hadn't seen him in a very long time... so we quit.
Raceman: Seat 0.
Culex: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ELEMENT!
Head 3: FIRE!
Axem Platinum: Triclyde, why won't you appear in another game?
Head 1: We are one of the most forgotten characters on Plit. Miyamoto forgot about us!
Raceman: Five more questions!
Axem Platinum: Seat 108.
Koopa Troopa: Why are you stupid?
(Raceman pulls a lever, and the Koopa Troopa falls in a pit of fire.)
Raceman: Seat 71!
Grodus: Who is Wart?
Head 2: What a stupid question! He is Bowser's brother, who is now a frog. He got morphed into one.
Axem Platinum: How old are you?
Head 3: Like I'd tell you! HA! Just kidding. I will tell you. We are twenty-eight years old.
Raceman: I feel bored.
(Raceman pulls a few levers, and a few people in the audience fall in the fire.)
Raceman: Ah. I feel better. So Triclyde, who was your best friend besides Wart?
Head 1: Probably Clawgrip or Fry Guy. Mouser is annoying.
Mouser: I hate you.
Raceman: Two questions, huh? How sad. One more audience question, and I will then ask my final question. Seat 84.
Gloomtail: What is your favorite Mario game, besides Super Mario Bros 2 and Super Mario Advance?
Head 2: That's a trick question! Probably Mario Kart Double Dash. Very fun indeed.
Raceman: Last question! Who is your favorite minion?
Head 3: Cobrats!
Raceman: And that's the end!
(Raceman pulls all levers, and everyone falls into the pit of fire.)
Axem Platinum: Your awesomeness! The Interview is over. What shall we do with Triclyde?
Raceman: I know what to do!
(Raceman grabs out his wand, spins like a tornado, and casts a powerful, purple-colored ball that puts Triclyde under Raceman's control.)
Triclyde: Master...
Raceman: Now Triclyde! DESTROY THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!
Raceman turns Triclyde eight-feet-tall and he terrorizes the Mushroom Kingdom.
Raceman: Well, I guess the Interview is over. See ya later, people. Oh wait... you are all dead.
Axem Platinum: END TRANSMISSION!
RACEMAN21 AND TAIL KOOPA interview LARRY
Raceman21: Welcome to the "Eternal Dark Star"! This is the place where me and my gang, live One of my gang members, known as Tail Koopa, will be interviewing with me.
Tail Koopa: Thanks, Raceman.
Raceman21: You're welcome. If you do well, I'll give you a raise.
Lemmy Koopa: Spin the wheel of Koopalings, Raceman.
Raceman21: I'll let Tail do that.
Tail Koopa: Cool!
Tail Koopa spins the Wheel of Koopalings, which lands on Larry.
Raceman: Hey Lemmy, remember when I interviewed Popple, you said you would never let me interview a thief again?
Lemmy Koopa: When did I say that?
Raceman21: Am I the only Koopa on the stage that remembers?
Tail Koopa: I guess so. Larry, come out here.
Larry: Hey, it's Racerdude!
Raceman21: Hello, Larry.
Larry: Where did you get that awesome wand?
Raceman21: You aren't going to steal it.
Larry: Don't make me breathe fireballs.
Raceman21: Don't make me strike you with lightning.
Lemmy Koopa: Let the Interview start.
Raceman21: So, why were you the weakest in SMB3?
Larry: 'Cause the wand that the king has stinks.
King of Grass Land: I shall have you hanged from the gallows.
Tail Koopa: When's the last time you've seen a dentist?
Larry: Three years ago. Why?
Tail Koopa: Your teeth are long.
Larry: So are Morton's, Roy's, and Iggy's.
Lemmy Koopa: Only me, Ludwig, and Wendy go to see the dentist.
Raceman21: So, why is your hair blue?
Larry: It's the latest color of hair.
Wendy: Nuh-uh!
Larry: Shut up, Sister.
Tail Koopa: Why did you copy Iggy's method in SMW?
Larry: Lemmy wasn't much of Iggy's friend anymore, so he tagged along with me. Lemmy and Wendy are starting to hang out together more.
Lemmy Koopa: Oh sure. Tell that to everybody here.
Larry: Okay.
Lemmy Koopa: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
Raceman21: AUDIENCE QUESTIONS! Seat 62!
Peachy Girl: Larry, why do you love to be sneaky?
Larry: I love to spy on my siblings. I saw Roy wearing a dress earlier.
Roy: I have problems! *cries*
Tail Koopa: Seat 979!
Cackletta: Larry, will you be my slave?
Larry: Eh... no.
Raceman: Seat 413!
Gloomba: Why do you get beaten up a lot by Roy?
Larry: 'Cause I am small.
Tail Koopa: Seat 1000
Game Guy: What is your dream game, Larry?
Larry: Either Super Larry World or Paper Larry.
Raceman: Well we have four more questions! So Larry, why were you called Cheatsy in the Mario shows?
Larry: 'Cause I am the youngest and the sneakiest.
Tail Koopa: Why are your eyes half closed?
Larry: I barely sleep. I am addicted to videogames and TV!
Raceman: Seat 0!
Lemmy Koopa: Larry, why did you steal my ball?
Larry: 'Cause I want to learn how to ride a ball!
(He rides the ball and falls onto his shell, and can't get up.)
Tail Koopa: Seat 9!
Chuckolator: What is your favorite element?
Larry: Grass or water.
Raceman: And that's a wrap! Thanks, Larry, for not stealing anything of mine.
(Larry steals his hovercraft.)
Raceman: Get back here!
(Raceman shocks him to death, and puts him in his dungeon.)
Lemmy Koopa: Well, this Eternal Dark Star is beginning to scare me!
Raceman: You shall stay here forever! MWAHAHAHA!
Lemmy Koopa: Well, will there be ice cubes to munch on?
Raceman: Yes.
Lemmy Koopa: Home sweet home!
Raceman: Tail Koopa, you get a twenty dollar rise! Plus a bonus! ... Well, there's your twenty dollar rise, anyway. I am going to play Raceman Koopa 64! End Transmission!
END TRANSMISSIONShared Interviews
LEMMY JR and TANOOKI KOOPA interviews GOOMBA
by Ludwig Von and Tanooki Koopa
Ludwig Von: Hello and welcome to-
Lemmy Jr: -Doopliss Kingdom Interviews!
Ludwig Von: Lemmy Jr, I have a interviewing buddy for you. He's-
Tanooki Koopa: Me!
Lemmy Jr: Why do I have to interview with a guy in a freaky suit?
Tanooki Koopa: Hey! It's a raccoon suit!
Ludwig Von: Deal with it! Now just interview Goomba!
*the curtains open*
Lemmy Jr and Tanooki Koopa run onto the stage.
Goomba: Hi people!
Lemmy Jr: You better not get in the way, TK.
Tanooki Koopa: First question: How come in Yoshi's Island you were not killed in one jump?
Goomba: We were stronger at the time, but our heads were being flattened so much we became weaker.
Lemmy Jr: Question two: Why were there Gray Goombas before?
Goomba: Those were rare Goombas that became extinct a long time ago.
Tanooki Koopa: Question three: How come there were more of you than any other species?
Goomba: Goombas are very common and there are millions of us. Bowser hoped that since there are so many of us, he might bump into us.
Lemmy Jr: (Let Bowser do all the wimpy thinking)
Tanooki Koopa: I heard that! Don't insult the great King Koopa! *tackles Lemmy Jr to ground*
Lemmy Jr: Get off me! *fights back*
Goomba: Since the interviewers are fighting, I guess I'll call audience seats. Seat 387.
Koopa: How did you hold the bat in Mario Baseball?
Goomba: I hold it with my mouth, but Nintendo displayed it like I had hands. Seat 24.
Fly Guy: How do Paragoombas get their wings?
Goomba: Bowser sometimes gives a Goomba Yoshi wings if they killed Mario one time. Seat 967.
Yoshi: How Bowser get Yoshi wings?
Goomba: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! HE HAS GREAT WAYS!
Lemmy Jr: Whew, I managed to get out of TK's grasp. End of interview.
Tanooki Koopa: YOU GET BACK HERE!
Lemmy Jr: Uh-oh. End Transmission.
CRASH!
LEMMY JR and TANOOKI KOOPA interviews BANZAI BILL
Ludwig Von: Hello and welcome to-
Lemmy Jr: Doopliss Kingdom Interviews.
Ludwig Von: Man, I'm tired of starting every interview this way. Let's try again.
START OVER
POW! CRASH! BANG! BONK!
Lemmy Jr: -Doopliss Kingdom Interviews!
DONE
Ludwig Von: OK, Lemmy Jr, say hi to Tanooki Koopa once again.
Lemmy Jr: NOOOOOOOO!
Tanooki Koopa: NOOOOO!
Ludwig Von: I'm going to Yoshi's Island for an extended vacation. Good luck.
Lemmy Jr and Tanooki Koopa glare at each other.
..........
Tanooki Koopa: Where's my interviewee?
Banzai Bill: Here I am!
Lemmy Jr: How are you bigger than most Bullet Bills?
Banzai Bill: Bowser souped us up with this thing called 'Bullet Grow: Guarenteed to Grow Your Ammo!'
Tanooki Koopa: Why do you have a different kind of face?
Banzai Bill: Dunno. Maybe it was Bullet Grow's side effects.
Lemmy Jr: How come Mario can still destroy you in one stomp?
Banzai Bill: It was an eating mistake. All us Banzais ate the Bullet Grow to fast and that made us bigger but still as weak.
Tanooki Koopa: How come in Super Smash Bros. Melee you can make big explosions?
Banzai Bill: You see, those weren't regular Banzai Bills. Those were powered-up ones.
Lemmy Jr: How come you only appeared in Peach's Castle?
Banzai Bill: During that game, Bowser was bombing Peach's castle. But he didn't know Melee was taking place.
Lemmy Jr: You stink. *throws a carrot at Banzai*
Banzai Bill: AARGH! CARROTS! CARROT MAKE ME MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Banzai Bill suddenly sends Bullet Bills crashing down on the studio.
Back at Yoshi's Island....
Ludwig Von: My Interview-Studio-Is-Being-Bombed sense is tingling! *hurries back to studio*
Back At Studio, a little while later....
Ludwig Von: So, you got the plan clearly?
Lemmy Jr. and Tanooki Koopa: Yes.
ACTION!
Lemmy Jr throws more carrots at Banzai Bill, which makes him launch himself at Jr.
Lemmy Jr splits into clones to keep Banzai busy.
Suddenly, Tanooki Koopa falls in his iron form, right into Banzai's head.
Banzai Bill: OW! *dead*
Ludwig Von: Wow, that's the first time I've killed an interviewee. Well, I guess that's the end of the interview.
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Ludwig Von: END TRANSMISSION!
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