Mario and Wario's Adventure
Mario and Wario's Adventure
By Missy9282
One day in the Mushroom Kingdom...
Luigi: Mario, can you get our toolboxes?
Mario: Sure.
(After Mario left, Bowser broke through the window, grabbed Luigi, and threw him in a bag.)
Luigi: Ouch!
Waluigi: Get off me!
Luigi: Waluigi?! What are you doing here?
Waluigi: Bowser kidnapped me! I don't know why.
Back at Mario and Luigi's house...
Mario: Hey, Luigi, I got- OH MY GOSH!!! Where'd Luigi go?
Mario found a note. It read:
If you want your brother back, come to my castle!
Bowser
Mario: Errr... BOWSER!!!
Later, Mario was walking to Bowser's castle when he bumped into Wario.
Wario: Hey, watch it!
Mario: Huh?! Wario, what are you doing here?!
Wario: Bowser took Waluigi and I'm going to get him. What are you doing?
Mario: Going to get Luigi from Bowser.
Meanwhile, at Bowser's castle, Bowser had shock collars on Luigi and Waluigi.
Bowser: All right, listen up! You two are going to be my slaves forever! *laugh* Hey Luigi, get me some water!
Luigi: Why?
Bowser shocked Luigi.
Luigi: Ouch!
Bowser: You will do what I say!
Luigi went to the kitchen and got some water.
Bowser: Good boy! *laugh*
Back to where Mario and Wario were...
Mario: We are almost there.
Then the Clown Copter appeared with the Koopalings in it.
Larry: Haha! You'll never see your brothers again!
Mario and Wario: That's what you think!
Lemmy threw a Spiny at them.
Lemmy: Haha!
Koopalings: We're going to takeover the Mushroom Kingdom... NOW!
The Koopalings headed for the Mushroom Kingdom.
Mario: Come on, Wario!
Mario hit a ! Block and a Wing Cap came out. Mario picked up Wario and flew after the Koopalings.
Mario: You need to go on a diet!
Roy: Wario, you're a fat wimp!
Wario: Don't... CALL ME A WIMP!!!
Mario: Wario! NO!
Wario punched the Clown Copter and the Koopalings flew out.
Iggy: We're blasting off again!
Mario dropped Wario in the Clown Copter and took over control.
Mario: Off to the castle!
Twenty minutes later, Mario and Wario arrived at Bowser's castle.
Luigi: Mario!
Bowser: You will NEVER rescue Luigi and Waluigi! *laugh*
The battle arena looks like Super Mario 64's.
Bowser: If you want Luigi and Waluigi, throw me into one of the bombs! Which you can't do!
Mario: Come on, Wario! Let's team up!
Wario: Ok!
Bowser tried to hit Wario, but missed.
Wario: Miss me, miss me, now you gotta kiss me!
While Bowser was distracted, Mario grabbed his tail and threws him into a bomb!
Bowser: I'll get you for this!
Bowser disappeared into a cloud of dust. Then Luigi ran up to Mario and hugged him.
Wario: I love to interrupt these moments, but the castle's gonna explode!
Everyone ran out. After making their escape, Mario and Wario shook hands.
Mario: Thanks for helping me, Wario!
Wario: No, thank you!
Mario: No, thank you!
Wario: No, you!
This went on for quite awhile.
Luigi and Waluigi: Oh, brother!
The Quest of Luigi
The Quest of Luigi
By Crazed Robot
Prolouge: Orangaland, Away!
On his way to Orangaland, Luigi is watching some birds while on the boat. Daisy has just recently invited him to a vacation to Orangaland, a place where Daisy is consitered a tresure. She is considered this because Sarasaland is a very popular place in Orangaland. When he gets there, he sees a koopa troopa getting mugged by a man in a uniform. He goes up to the man and says, "Hey you, stop mugging this Koopa! It's not nice!" They then engage in battle.
Luigi: 10 HP
???: 5 HP
Luigi jumps on ???. -1 HP
???: 4 HP
??? slams into Luigi. -1 HP.
Luigi: 9 HP
Luigi: Jumps on ??? twice. -2 HP
???: 2 HP
??? super slams into Luigi. - 2 HP.
Luigi: 7 HP
Luigi hits ??? with his hammer. -1 HP.
???: 1 HP "Hoof. Haaa. I don't think I can do this..."
??? runs away.
Luigi wins the battle.
"Thanks!" exclaims the Koopa. That guys was going to get me. If it weren't for you, I probably would be in casts by now. My name is Kooplee. What's yours?" "My name is Luigi. Have you seen a princess?" "No." say Kooplie. But can I join you on your adventure? I can't stay by myself. What If someone comes and trys to mug me again?" "Don't worry." Says Luigi. "Lets go!We need to find Princess Daisy!"??? gets up and runs away, but not before yelling "I'LL BE BACK!" "How about we go to see Mr. Koopster? He probably saw her"says Kooplee. "Then lets go!" Shouts Luigi!" They travel around Orangaland until they come by a house with the lights flashing " Mr. Koopster lives here". "That was easy." says Luigi. They go inside and see Mr. Koopster. After a long chat, Mr. Koopster tells them they must collect 10 star souls. He then gives them a star that points where one star soul is. He says each star soal points to the next. If they collect all the star souls, they may be able to find the where-abouts of Daisy. They then set off for Star King's castle.
Episode 1- Down With the Star King
"I still don't get why we need to collect the Star Souls." says Luigi. "Don't you remember what Mr. Koopster said, Luigi? He said we need the Star Souls to find Daisy." "Be more specifec."Luigi tells Kooplee. "Luigi, the Star Souls used to be in Orangaland. Now they're in a bunch of wacko castles. Daisy is also missing. Isn't it obvious? Some freak kidnapped Daisy and took the Star Souls. Now he's hidden them in his minion's castles and is trying to take over the world!" "Oh. OH! We need to get those Star Souls back!"shouts Luigi. "Well, we need to find the Star King and get the first Star Soul in Star Village."says Kooplee. "Lets go now. We should get there by sunset." The two hurry down to Star village only to find a gang of Para Troopas, and they aren't friendly. "Hey, you twos. Give us all you money or feel the wrath of the Para Troopas Force Three!" They start the battle.
Luigi: 10 HP
Luigi jumps on Para Koopa 1. -1 HP.
Kooplee: 10 HP "I can't hurt any of them! They're too high!"
Kooplee does nothing.
Paratroopa 1: 3 HP "Feel the wrath of Troop!"
Troop dives at Luigi. -2 HP.
Para Troopa 2: 4 HP "Prepare to witness the wrath of Loop!"
Loop dive at Kooplee. -1 HP because of Kooplee's shell.
Para Troopa 3: 4 HP. "Dude, I'm, like, going to dive at you and everything, so, uh, prepare to die because of me, Toop, or something."
Toop dives at Luigi. -2 HP.
Luigi: 6 HP
Luigi triple jumps on Troop. -3 HP.
Troop: 0 HP "Nooo! Guys...take his money for me..."
Troop has been defeated.
Kooplee: 9 HP "I have an idea!"
Kooplee gets on Luigi and jumps on Loop. -2 HP.
Loop: 2 HP "What!?! I can't believe a Koopa found out how to jump on a Para Troopa!"
Loop dives at Luigi but slightly misses. -1 HP.
Toop: 4 HP
Toop dives at Kooplee. - 1 HP.
Luigi: 5 HP
Luigi Jumps twice on Loop. -2 HP.
Loop: 0 HP "Toop, your the only one left. We're doomed..."
Kooplee: 8 HP
Kooplee jumps on Toop. -2 HP
Toop: 2 HP
Toop dives at Luigi. -2 HP.
Luigi: 3 HP
Luigi double-jumps on Toop. -2 HP.
Toop: 0 HP. "Uh, I guess this is where I say I have been defeated now, huh? Ok, just give me a sec. Oh no! I have been defeated!"
Toop has been defeated.
Luigi and Kooplee win the battle!
"Lets get out of here!" shout the three Para Troopas. "I need something to heal myself." says a tired Luigi. "I think I see Star Village over there. We can rest there." The two heros go to Star Village nd rest. After resting, the two ask about the Star King and where his castle is. On their way, they run into a wizard. He gives Luigi a health charm. With this, Luigi has 15 HP now. Kooplee asks for one, but the wizard says he's all out. Frusterated, Kooplee walks away. After searching, the two finally find someone who can give them a little information about the Star King and where his castle is. "The Star Kings castle, eh? Well, I've heard that his castle is north from here. If your planning on meeting and fighting him in battle, I wish you luck." says the wise, old Koopa. After searching for hours at end, the two finally find the Star King's castle. They go inside only to find the Star King in the entrance. "Leave now." he says. "Or you will face a life of pain." and dissapears. They take only two steps inside when he appears again. "So, your not leaveing? You think you can beat me in battle? I pity you!" Battle start.
Luigi: 15 HP
Luigi jumps on the Star King. -2 HP.
Luigi: 15 HP "Wow! Not only did that charm give more HP, it made stronger!"
Kooplee: 10 HP
Kooplee goes inside his shell and slams into the Star King. -2 HP.
Star King: 16 HP "Fools. You made the wrong by challenging me."
Star King tackles Luigi. -2 HP.
Luigi: 13 HP
Luigi uses his hammer on the Star King. -2 HP.
Kooplee: 10 HP "I have a new trick up my sleeve!"
Kooplee tackles the Star King. -1 HP.
Star King: 13 HP
The Star King makes shooting stars hit Kooplee. -3 HP.
Luigi: 13 HP
Luigi double-jumps on the Star King. -4 HP.
Kooplee: 7 HP
Kooplee goes into his shell and slams into the Star King. -2 HP.
Star King: 7 HP
The Star King tackles Luigi. -2 HP
Luigi: 11 HP "This will make the go a lot faster!"
Luigi triple jumps on the Star King. -6 HP.
Kooplee: 7 HP "Game over, Star King!"
Kooplee tackles the Star King. -1 HP.
Star King: 0 HP "NOOOOOOOOO! I CAN'T LOSE!!!!!"
The Star King blows up. Stars scatter everywhere in the castle.
Luigi and Kooplee win the battle.
"All right. Now all we need to do is find the Star Soul" says Luigi. Before they can even take one step, the Star Soul apears in front of them. When Luigi grabs it, it starts shinening and there is a soft sound, but loud enough to here. It says, "Draco". "Where have I heard that before...Ah ha! Draco is the place full of dragons! The next Star Soul must be at Draco!" says Kooplee. They take the time to say good bye to some of their friends in Star Village, like the wizard and the wise Koopa, and head off for Draco.
To Be Continued
The Origin Of Lemmy Jr. by Ludwig Von
Mario and Luigi 2: Professor E. Gadd
The Origin Of Lemmy Jr.
by Ludwig Von
One day, at the Doopliss Kingdom, Ludwig was in the middle of an interview (see LUDWIG VON interviews YOSHI & BABY MARIO). After that interview, he was very tired, so asked Lemmy to do the next interview for him. (LEMMY interviews MORTON.) Lemmy didn't want to do it, but he did a good job. Since Lemmy wasn't going to do it again, Ludwig figured he would replace Lemmy. But who? Ludwig thought and thought. Then he got an idea. He rushed to his lab.
Ludwig: Genius!
Ludwig made a cloning device (no explosion, sorry) and, while Lemmy was sleeping, grabbed one strand of each rainbow parts on Lemmy's hair. He used them to give the clone he was making some DNA. After about ten minutes (it was 2:56 in the morning; Ludwig had to eat chocolate and drink soda to keep himself awake) a ding was heard and out stepped a clone.
Ludwig: I made it! A clone of Lemmy!
But it was a bit different then Lemmy. It was the same size as Larry and had an overbite like Larry's. Why Larry? You see, Ludwig dozed off for, like, thirty seconds. During that time, Larry sneaked into the lab and opened the door of the cloning machine. The clone looked freaky, so Larry was scared and closed the door. His hair got stuck between the door and the machine and Larry's hair and Lemmy's hair fused to make a almost-like-Lemmy clone.
(Later. . .)
Lemmy: What is that thing?!
Ludwig Von: A clone of you.
Lemmy: It looks like me and Larry.
Ludwig: You see, Larry sneaked in the proccess of this cloning and fused his DNA with yours.
Lemmy: (oh) And why did you make it?
Ludwig: For interviews, since you didn't want to do any interviews every since you interviewed Morton.
Lemmy: YES! Now no more interviews for me. Wait. . .that clone's gonna live with us?
Ludwig: Yes. We'll call him. . . Lemmy Jr.
(That afternoon. . .)
Bowser: So that's a clone of Lemmy?
Ludwig & Lemmy: Yup.
Bowser: And it's for Doopliss Kingdom Interviews?
Ludwig & Lemmy: Yup again.
Bowser: OK, just keep it in the lab.
Lemmy Jr: He's my father?
Ludwig: Now he is. And you'll interview next time on the Doopliss Kingdom Interviews.
Lemmy Jr: OK!
And so. . .that's how Lemmy Jr was made.
(Lemmy Jr will appear in the next interview)
The Revenge Of The Forgotten
The Revenge Of The Forgotten
by Ludwig Von
~PROLOUGE~
Twenty six years ago...
A younger E. Gadd looks up into the sky. A comet fell across the sky. Excited to investigate it, E. Gadd rushed to where the comet fell.
E.Gadd: What a very strange comet!
The comet looked like a piece of dark rock with holes that looked like Swiss cheese holes, not like craters. E. Gadd took it home and went into further investigations.
(A few hours later...)
E. Gadd broke the comet with a strong hammer. Inside, there was a strange creature, looking remarkably like a Duplighost, except with a shell.
Creature: Hey, Slick, thanks for freeing me.
E.Gadd: Who are you?
Creature: Doopliss Koopa. Yours, Slick?
E.Gadd: Name's E.Gadd!
Doopliss Koopa: Hey, Slick, mind if I stay here with ya? I'll fit in.
E.Gadd agreed to this, and Doopliss Koopa lived with him. Of course, this did not last forever, as Doopliss Koopa made mischief and was reckless.
E.Gadd finally had enough of this and used one of his inventions to suck Doopliss Koopa into another dimension. These were his last words:
"I'll get you back, Slick, I'm gonna getcha back for this. Slick, you're in later for a heap of trouble."
Many years passed since that day, and E. Gadd forgot about Doopliss Koopa. Little did he know that Doopliss Koopa would be back in time, and that time was very close...
~CHAPTER 1~
One day at E. Gadd's lab, E. Gadd was making a very important invention.
E. Gadd: Yubba Yubba! My Solar Star XL is almost complete!!
Suddenly, E.Gadd heard a series of laughs...
"Hey Slick...."
E.Gadd: Who's that?!
"I've got my eyes on you, Slick..."
E.Gadd clamped his hands against his ears. Minutes later, he took his hands off his ears and heard nothing. He thought he was hearing things, and went to bed.
(Hours later...)
Two glowing red eyes shone through the darkness. The two eerie eyes moved closer to E.Gadd's bed.
"Slick, I'm gonna get you tomorrow. Tomorrow. Don't forget it, Slick, it'll be the last day you see the world."
The two red eyes vanished into a puff of smoke as the first bird chirped.
To be continued...
Lemmy’s E-mail
Lemmy’s E-mail
By: Dooplisselle Koopa
Saturday night…
Lemmy’s Computer: You have mail.
Lemmy: Shaddap! I don’t care.
Sunday…
Lemmy’s Computer: You have more mail.
Lemmy: >:-(
Monday…
Lemmy’s Computer: You have a lot of mail.
Lemmy: As DYoshi says, NEE, SHEET EEP!!!
Tuesday…
Lemmy’s Computer: You have tons of mail.
Lemmy: I told you once, a million times, SHADDAP!!!
Wednesday…
Lemmy’s Computer: You have mail: AND TONS OF IT!!!!
Lemmy: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Thursday…
Lemmy’s Computer: You-know-what.
Lemmy: THE PAIN!!!!!
Friday…
Lemmy’s Computer: Your inbox is full.
Lemmy: I’LL KILL YOU!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
Lemmy shakes his Computer violently.
Saturday…
Lemmy: Time for the update!
Lemmy checks his E-mail to find out all the E-mails just said “CHEESE!!”
Lemmy: >:-( MARIO!!!!!! I’LL KILL YOU!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
Lemmy shakes his Computer violently… again.
Meanwhile…
Dooplisselle: Congratulations, Mario, You single-handedly pissed off Lemmy. Way to go.
Mario: CHEESE!!!
Paper Dooplisselle: The Thousand-Second Door
Paper Dooplisselle: The Thousand-Second Door
By: Dooplisselle Koopa
Prologue: Umm… prologue.
Peach is walking in Rougeport.
Peach: Phew. I’m FINALLY away from Toadsworth. He must be crazy about me…
A little man in a black cloak walks up to her.
Man in a black cloak: Hey, want a box that only a pure, noble soul can open for 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999…
Five hours later…
Man: …999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999.999 coins?
Peach: No way!
Peach grabs the box greedily. The box is just a torn cardboard box. She opens the box.
Peach: …I don’t see any- AAAAHHHH!!!!
Chapter 1: A Rouge’s welcome.
Meanwhile…
Parakarry: MAIL CALL!!!!
Dooplisselle: HEY! Koopas need sleep, too!!!
Dooplisselle knocks Parakarry out of his shell. Then, she tosses the shell into the distance, and jumps on Parakarry.
Dooplisselle: What mail do I have?
Dooplisselle checks her mail. She finds a letter.
Letter: Dear Dooplisselle,
I am in Rougeport. I am looking for some ancient treasure some dude told me about- about a thousand-second door. Please come to Rougeport. (That means you MUST come!)
From,
Peach
P.S.: There’s a map attached to the note.
P.P.S: come by tomorrow, or I’ll kill you.
P.P.P.S: The only reason I need you is because in Dooplisselle and DYoshi: Very Stupid Saga, the narrator is going to kill Mario and Luigi.
P.P.P.P.S: I like bacon!
Dooplisselle: wow… That was random.
Staples: That was easy; Staples.
Dooplisselle: that was really random…
Staples: That was easy; Staples.
Dooplisselle destroys Staples and then somehow appears in Rougeport.
Dooplisselle: That was REALLY random…
Dooplisselle sees a girl Goomba being chased by some random guy.
Random Goomba: HELP! Stop following me! I’ll scream! Really!
Guy: Tell us what you know about the thousand-second door, or we’ll take you to our base!
Goomba: You will never take me alive! For I am the great Goombella!!!
Guy: Well I am the great Lord Crump and you don’t hear me shouting it out loud!
WHO ASKED YOU?!
Lord Crump: …
Dooplisselle: oh no. I’d better help her…
Dooplisselle goes in the middle of them.
Dooplisselle: hey, you! Leave the kid alone!
Lord Crump: Oh, no! Some stupid girl! I must-
Dooplisselle’s face gets on fire.
Dooplisselle: DID YOU CALL ME STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Lord Crump: ACK! Scram!
He flees.
Dooplisselle: YEAH! YOU’D BETTER RUN!! I can taste your fear! AND IT TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!!!!!!
Goombella: Wow! Thanks for saving me! Now, come with me or else.
Dooplisselle: or else…?
Goombella: I’ll flush your Wii down the toilet.
Dooplisselle: Ok, don’t need to go that far! Wait, I don’t have a Wii… oh well.
Goombella and Dooplisselle appear in the upper part of Rougeport.
Goombella: Okay, I’m going to kill you because- wait, aren’t you Dooplisselle?
Dooplisselle: Yes, I’m looking for some legendary treasure about A Thousand-Second Door.
Goombella: Then I’m joining you.
Dooplisselle: WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?! That’s WORSE!!! Wait… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Goombella touches Dooplisselle, and cheesy music plays.
Goombella joined your party! Yay!!! Her attacks are: Headbonk, tattle, umm… Headbonk and umm…tattle. Her field attack is: Umm… Tattling!
Dooplisselle: that’s nice.
Toadsworth walks by.
Toadsworth: Find the princess or else.
Dooplisselle: or else…?
Toadsworth: I’ll flush your Wii down the toilet.
Dooplisselle: …
Goombella: ooh. You’re looking for Princess Peach. And she sent you that letter? How mysterious… We must find my professor!
Dooplisselle: We?! I’m not going!
Goombella shows a very embarrassing picture of Dooplisselle hugging and kissing Fawful, making everyone break into laughter, except Dooplisselle, of course.
Dooplisselle: Everyone! Scram! I’m the narrator! I can do anything! Wait… I AM the narrator! A cow falls on the people!
A cow falls on the people.
Dooplisselle: Fine! I’ll come! First, we look around this place.
They walk to find an old lady looking for something.
Dooplisselle: hey, are you looking for something?
…What did I just say?
Old lady: MY CONTACTS!!!
Dooplisselle: You don’t have to scream.
Old Lady: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! YOU STEPPED ON THEM!
Dooplisselle: Wha? No, I didn’t!!!
Old Lady: You’ll pay for them!
Dooplisselle: Whatever.
They go into a shop.
Toad: Hi!
Dooplisselle: Shut up and give us some contacts.
Toad: Sorry, but we just ran out of contacts a while ago.
Dooplisselle: WHAAAAAAT!?!?
Toad: come back later.
Dooplisselle: >: (
Ok… well they get to the professor’s house.
Dooplisselle: Hi.
Professor: HALT!!! Who disturbs the great Professor Frankly?!
Goombella: Goombella. Wait, how come I haven’t had a line in a long time?
Umm… STAY IN SCHOOL!!!
Goombella: …
Frankly: Oh. Hi, Goombella.
Goombella: Hi. Can you tell Dooplisselle about the thousand-second door?
Frankly: uhh… It’s a thousand seconds.
Dooplisselle: You’re telling me it’s only been around for 16 ½ minutes?!
Frankly: Actually, 17 now. Also, you need the magical map to activate it.
Goombella: But Dooplisselle DOES have the map.
Frankly: Really?
Goombella: Yes. Really.
Frankly: Well, don’t just stand there, SHOW IT TO ME!!!!
Dooplisselle: Fine!!! (Mr. Bossy.)
Dooplisselle shows Frankly the map.
Frankly: WOW! This IS the map! With this, we can activate the thousand-second door! C’mon! Let’s go!
Five minutes later…
In the Rougeport sewers…
Dooplisselle: EWW!!! I hate the sewers! EWW!!! A Spider!! Save me!
Goombella: Stop your whining.
They walk to find some Goombas.
Goomba #1: We just like stomping things.
Dooplisselle: That’s nice.
Frankly: Sue!!!
Dooplisselle: Oh, my DAD! He’s been possessed by the annoying lawyer!
A few brain transplants later…
Annoying lawyer: EYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Cackletta’s ghost: My evil laugh!!
They start killing each other.
Dooplisselle: This is pointless. Why again did Lemmy accept this?
Lemmy: Because we like to see you suffer.
Dooplisselle: …
Goombella: Whatever. Hey, look, a key.
YOU GOT A KEY!!!!
Dooplisselle: …
They continue to find a black box.
Black box: HALT!!! Wait, you can hear me? You must be the legendary hero!
Dooplisselle: That’s nice.
Frankly: I don’t think we should tell this box that we’re searching for the crystal stars. Oh, wait. I just said it out loud. Now I have to kill you.
Box: open me up.
Dooplisselle: okay.
She does so.
Box: (Now a demon.) HAHA!!! You’re cursed! You can turn into a paper airplane whenever you want to!!!
Dooplisselle: Umm… Eeeeeeeeeekk?
Demon: You got that right!
He goes back into the box.
Goombella: Weirdo.
They fly across a gap, and see the thousand-second door.
Frankly: Okay, show ‘em that map!
Dooplisselle: Who?
Frankly: The door, duh!
Dooplisselle: the door can’t see.
Frankly: WHATEVER!!!
Dooplisselle holds up the map. Tons of lights go everywhere. A crystal star appears on the map.
Frankly: Wow! Let’s go back to my place and examine it for no reason!
They somehow appear in Frankly’s house.
Dooplisselle: yadda yadda yadda tell me what that was all about!
Frankly: A crystal star appeared on your map! It is in Petal Meadows. By the way, you’re searching for Princess Peach, right?
Dooplisselle: Yeah. Hey, how’d you know about it?
Frankly: that rock in the garden told me about it.
Goombella: …
Dooplisselle: really?
Frankly: ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE ROCK?!?!
Dooplisselle: …
Rhinox: You dare copy my lines?!
He explodes.
Goombella: uhh… well, uh, can you tell us where Petal Meadows is?
Frankly: you have to go through the sew-
Annoying lawyer: Sue!
Dooplisselle: Die!
She kills him.
Frankly: O.o` as I was saying, you have to go through the sewers again.
Dooplisselle: WHA-
Goombella: we’ll do it!
Dooplisselle: O.o` …I hate you.
Goombella: you’re welcome!
Dooplisselle: …
Chapter 2: A Very Stupid Beginning.
In the sewers…
Dooplisselle: Let’s go find that.
Goombella: lokuh!!!!
Dooplisselle: uh… what?
Goombella: Translating from Goombellish to English: Look!
She sees a blooper’s hand.
Dooplisselle: Let’s step on it because I feel like it!
Oh no, you don’t! There’s already going to be enough of that “because I feel like it!” in Dooplisselle and DYoshi: Very Stupid Saga!
Dooplisselle: …
She stomps on the hand.
Blooper: BLOOOOOOOOOOP- BLOOPY!!!
Dooplisselle: uhh… what?
Blooper: … BLOOOOOOOOOOP- BLOOPY!!!
Dooplisselle: …
She throws a piece of paper at it.
Blooper: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
He swims down, and stones somehow appear out of nowhere.
Dooplisselle: That was pointless.
Lemmy: This whole Scribble is pointless!
Dooplisselle: then why’d you approve it?
Lemmy: just get back to it.
He explodes.
Dooplisselle: weirdo.
They go across the stones, and go down a pipe.
Chapter 3: some stupid meadow.
They jump out of the warp pipe.
Goombella: Wow! Our first adventure.
Dooplisselle: that’s nice.
A dragon flies by, screaming very loudly, but they don’t notice it.
Dooplisselle: nice…
They walk, but they are stopped by a random Koopa! But they don’t notice it.
Dooplisselle: At least no one has told us to die yet.
Koopa Troopa: Die!
Dooplisselle: …nevermind.
They continue, until they’re in a village.
Koopa: welcome to petalburg!
Dooplisselle: that’s nice.
Koopa: go to the mayor’s house or I’ll flush your Wii down the toilet.
Dooplisselle: …
Goombella: what does it look like?
Koopa: it’s a pink house.
Dooplisselle: eww…
Koopa: yeah, I know. The mayor thought it was
Goombella: wait, why is it Dooplisselle and Co. if I’m the only one helping her?!
Just… Just… GET BACK TO THE STORY!!!!!!!
Goombella: …
Whatever, Dooplisselle and Goombella continue walking and find a pink house. Goombella dies, but then comes back alive.
Goombella: I’m alive!
They go into the house.
Kroop: ACK!!! You’re thieves!!
Dooplisselle: no, we’re not.
Kroop: I WANT A PONY!!!!
Dooplisselle: …
Kroop: ah, you’re looking for the crystal stars? Hooktail has what you want.
Dooplisselle: How’d you know about that?
Kroop: that rock in the garden told me about it.
Goombella: …
Dooplisselle: really?
Kroop: ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE ROCK!?!?
Dooplisselle: …
Rhinox: Dooplisselle, I’m warning you.
He explodes.
Kroop: whatever. Go and beat Hooktail.
Dooplisselle: fine.
They go in the wrong direction.
Dooplisselle: I like doing stuff.
A pig falls from the sky.
Goombella: that was stupid and random.
Villager: Writer’s block?
Dooplisselle: writer’s block.
Villager: thought so.
They continue.
Dooplisselle: why are there two castles, one next to us and one in the distance?
Goombella: I dunno.
They go into the castles, fight some enemies, and I bored typing this so bye. *leaves…*
Dooplisselle: …okay…
They enter another castle and find a Thwomp.
Thwomp: to continue you must get 5 answers in my quiz correct, but if you get 4 answers wrong, you must suffer a fatal, unusual punishment.
Dooplisselle: …
Dooplisselle throws a piece of paper at the Thwomp, making it move.
Dooplisselle: yep. I have writer’s block.
They go into a pipe.
Goombella: Aww… look at it…!
Dooplisselle is looking the other way.
Goombella: I SAID LOOK AT IT!!!!
Dooplisselle: Fine!
She looks at it; her eyes almost pop out.
Dooplisselle: that isn’t cute!!!
Goombella: Die!
She jumps on Dooplisselle.
Dooplisselle: ACK!!! THAT THING IS AN ENEMY, YOU MORON!!!
Goombella: oh… oops. It’s a Fuzzy!
Dooplisselle: T_T
Goombella: yeah, yeah, you don’t care…
Dooplisselle: exactly.
Goombella: …
Dooplisselle and Goombella go into a room and they find a stone shaped like a moon.
Dooplisselle: yay!
She pounces toward the stone, but four Fuzzies appear! Dooplisselle kills them all.
Dooplisselle: pie!
They go into another room, get a sun stone, four Fuzzies appear, and she kills them. I, as the narrator, am getting bored with these Pokemon spoofs, so I’m not doing them anymore, and I don’t care if you don’t like that, because I, as the narrator, take pleasure, in ignoring you.
Dooplisselle: okay…
They go to the middle room.
Dooplisselle: okay, let’s-
Something: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Both: Wha...?
Something: I am a Gold Fuzzy.
Goombella: wow. Those things are-
Dooplisselle: not important right now!
Goombella: …
Gold Fuzzy: I shall kill you.
Dooplisselle throws a piece of paper at it.
Gold Fuzzy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
It runs away.
Dooplisselle: …weirdo.
They go up a pipe.
Dooplisselle: darn! Now we have to walk all the way from this quiz place to Petalburg!
Goombella: transportation powers activate!
Dooplisselle: …
They somehow appear in Petalburg.
Dooplisselle: okay! To the beginning!
They walk out Petalburg the other way, and find a Koopa with a bandage.
Koopa: m-my name’s Koops…
Dooplisselle: so?
Koops: so I want to join you.
Dooplisselle: okay.
Koops: my reason? Okay, my dad went off to fight Hooktail a long time ago, but he never came back. This isn’t just about revenge, well, actually, yeah. Revenge is a part of it, a big part. But the truth is, I want to finish what my dad started.
Dooplisselle: okay, you can join.
Goombella goes into Dooplisselle’s pocket.
Goombella: hey?! What’s going on?! Hey, it’s comfy in here!
Koops joined your party! He can hit things, stay in his shell and hit thing, or even stay in his shell while you walk around and hit things!
Dooplisselle: …
Koops: okay, let’s go.
They walk, but a girl Koopa stops them.
Koopa: Koops…
Koops: Koopie Koo… did you hear all of that?
Koopie Koo: well, part of it. Koops, I thought you said you were going to Hooktail… but it’s not true, right?
Koops: yes, it is true. And I must continue my quest.
Koopie Koo: FINE! IGNORE ME, STUBORN KOOPA!!!
She flicks her shell toward them, and flicks it back to Petalburg.
Koops: …sorry…
Dooplisselle: well, let’s go!
They go to the beginning.
Dooplisselle: okay, place this moon stone in that one!
Koops does so, and Dooplisselle places the Sun stone in the other one. The middle moves.
Dooplisselle: hey, look, a pipe.
They go into it.
Dooplisselle: hey look, Hooktail’s castle.
Koops: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dooplisselle: …
They enter it.
Dooplisselle: hey, what’s that?
She jumps on a spring.
Dooplisselle: wee!!!!
She enters a platform.
Koops: this is scary.
Dooplisselle: of course.
She turns into a paper airplane, and flies across. She enters a room inside.
Dooplisselle: hey, who’s that?
They find a Dry Bones with blue boots and a letter.
Koops: DAD!!!
DAD: yes?
Koops: not you!
DAD: no one cares about me…
He explodes.
Koops: anyway, dad!!! Nooooooo!!
He reads the letter; after he does, he blushes.
Koops: whoops, this ISN’T my father…
Dooplisselle: so?
Koops: I think that guy is my father.
A Red Bones appear.
Red Bones: you must find me in this large pile of Bones.
Dooplisselle: …
A ton of dry bones fall down.
Red Bones: can you find me!?
Dooplisselle hits it with her hammer. They all run away.
Dooplisselle: that was pointless.
They continue until they go into a dungeon-like room… with a curse box in it.
Box: you can hear me! You must be-
Dooplisselle: shut up and curse me already.
Box: why would I do that? Go into the other room and find the key!
They do so. They find the key, but then spikes appear and start falling.
Koops: run!
They run out of the room.
Koops: that was close.
Dooplisselle: (in slow, deep voice) NOOOOOOOOOO!!! You have brought the accursed one!
Staples: that-
Dooplisselle: NO!
Staples: was-
Dooplisselle: NOOOO!!!
Staples: easy.
Koops: that was pointless.
Dooplisselle: I know.
Box: yay! You found the key! (In demonic voice) NOW OPEN ME UP OR DIE!!!
She does so; and no, she does not die.
You: Aww…
Box (now demon): Ha! You’re cursed! Your can slide through walls by being skinny!
Dooplisselle: um… nooooooooooooo?
Box: Ya got that right!
He goes back into the box.
Dooplisselle: weirdo.
They go into the room with the Red Bones, slide through the bars, and get a badge that makes your attacks sound like a cricket. They go up an elevator, and find… a mouse thief?!
Mouse: Mmm hmm hmm!!! What’re you doing here, you big hunk of cheese?
Dooplisselle: who are you?
Mouse: I’m Ms. Mouz!! World traveling thief! I found a badge!
Koops: well, we’re not letting you get the Crystal Stars!
Ms. Mouz: Crystal Stars, you say? Sounds valuable, perhaps I heard something you didn’t want me to hear!
Koops: Darn!
Ms. Mouz: but I won’t take them. See you later!
She kisses Dooplisselle, not noticing that Dooplisselle is a girl. She jumps out a window.
Koops: Does she notice that she jumped from a 100-story building?
Ms. Mouz (falling): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
A splat is heard.
Koops: let’s go.
Ms. Mouz: (yelling) THERE IS A BADGE THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEAT HOOKTAIL!!!! MAYBE YOU HAVE IT!?
They ignore her. They go down a path and go up a castle and find none other than… Hooktail!
Hooktail: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!! I’m hungry. I’m going to eat you.
RPG battle sequence!
Dooplisselle: 15/15
Koops: 10/10
Hooktail: 20/20
Hooktail: time to DIE!
Dooplisselle used hammer: Hooktail takes 2 HP!
Hooktail: ooh… is that a cricket? Oh, how I hate crickets!
Koops used shell shoot: Hooktail takes 3 HP!
Hooktail used fiery breath: Both take 4 HP!
Dooplisselle: 11/15
Koops: 6/10
Hooktail: 15/20
Dooplisselle used power bounce: Hooktail takes 6 HP!
Koops used shell power: Koops’ attack rose!
Hooktail used chomp: Dooplisselle takes 3 HP!
Dooplisselle: 8/15
Koops: 6/10 + Power up by 2! 2 turns left.
Hooktail: 9/20
Dooplisselle used power bounce: Hooktail takes 5 HP!
Hooktail: Oof. Why do I hear a cricket every time?
Koops used shell shoot: Hooktail takes 4 HP!
Hooktail: Wait! I give up! Want 1000 coins?
Dooplisselle: no way!
Hooktail: oh. Want a very rare badge?
Dooplisselle: keep it, you fiend!
Hooktail: Grr…! Want to small my feet?
Dooplisselle: EWW!!! No way!!!
Hooktail: ERR…! Not very trusting, are you? Ooh… I don’t feel so well…
Hooktail eats half of the audience and restores half of his HP.
Hooktail: mmm… tasty!
Koops: that’s just not right!
Hooktail used stomp: Dooplisselle took 3 HP!
Dooplisselle: 5/15
Koops: 6/10 + power up by 2! 1 turn left.
Hooktail: 10/20
Dooplisselle used power bounce: Hooktail took 6 HP!
Koops used shell shot: Hooktail took 4 HP!
Hooktail: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
End battle sequence!
Hooktail: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
He explodes. A blue shell spinning comes out. A Koopa comes out of it.
Koops: D-D-D-D-Dad?!
Koops’ dad: Son?!
That happy music plays.
Koops: I thought you were dead!
Koops’ dad: nope! I’m right here, alive!
Koops: hey, dad? Dooplisselle here wants a crystal star!
Koops’ dad: okay, but, Koops, what are you doing here?
Koops: I beat Hooktail!
Koops’ dad: Good for you! And for you, Dooplisselle, here is that crystal star!
He holds up a diamond star. Dooplisselle grabs it.
Dooplisselle: Yes!
DOOPLISSELLE GOT A CRYSTAL STAR!!! SHE CAN NOW USE EARTH TREMBOR!!! BUT IT’S OVIOUSLY USELESS!!
Meanwhile…
Grodus: Well, my pet, isn’t it time you tell us where that map is?
Princess Peach: no.
Grodus: why?
Peach: because I want a cookie.
Grodus: no.
Peach: YOU WILL GET ME ONE OR ELSE!!!
And X-naut comes in.
X-naut: You know that crystal star Hooktail was holding?
Grodus: yeah.
X-naut: somebody with a party hat, party shell, red eyes, and a bow took it.
Grodus: wow. Where’d you get that information?
X-naut: that rock in the garden told me about it.
Peach: …
Grodus: really?
X-naut: ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE ROCK!?!?
Grodus: …
Rhinox: Ok. X-nauts yelling at Grodus is where I draw the line.
He draws a line on the wall.
Rhinox: THE LINE!!
He explodes.
Peach: oh yeah. Dooplisselle! No!
Grodus: Dooplisselle, you speak of?
Peach: oh, no!
Grodus: boys, take her to her room!
Later somewhere else…
Peach: well, I’m kidnapped again. Yippee.
A door opens, she walks in. she walks into a control room.
TEC: hello.
Peach: Eep! Who said that?
TEC: Hi!!
Peach: who are you?
TEC: I’m TEC! The main computer! I would like to observe you!
Peach: Are you in love with me?
TEC: What is love?
Peach: love is when you want to be with someone forever.
TEC: Teach me about love.
Peach: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!? Those X-naut jerks kidnap me like common Koopas, and you want me to teach you the meaning of love?!
TEC: I will grant your wishes, but you can not escape.
Peach: can I at least contact somebody?
TEC: Sure.
Peach types in a message.
Peach: can you send it?
TEC: message sent. Now go back to your room.
Peach does so.
Meanwhile…
Bowser walks through the door.
Bowser: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NOW!! Where is the crusty hag, Kammy?
Guard: Umm… the crusty hag, Kammy will be here in a while. Sorry.
Bowser goes to his throne. Kammy, puffing, walks up to it.
Bowser: Kammy! Where were you?!
Kammy: going to the restroom.
Bowser: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?
Kammy: Dooplisselle is in Rougeport.
Bowser: who?
Kammy: ahem. Dooplisselle Koopa is in Rougeport.
Bowser: The interviewer?
Kammy: yep. She is searching for treasure.
Bowser: REALLY?!
Kammy: yep. And do you like fried eggs?
Bowser: yeah, why?
Kammy: I was wondering if you would like to have a picnic.
Bowser: this is no time for fun! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Kamek comes in.
Kamek: somebody else kidnapped Peach!
Bowser: GRR...! Where’d you get that from?!
Kamek: that rock in the garden told me about it.
Bowser: …
Kammy: Really?
Kamek: ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE ROCK?!?!
Kammy: …
Rhinox: You’re a dead woman, Dooplisselle!!!
He explodes; let’s hope for life.
Bowser: Grr…! I have to kidnap her back! C’mon, Haggy!
Bowser flies away in his clown copter and Kammy flies away on her broom.
Well… annoying questions time! Will Dooplisselle save the WORLD?! Is Goombella on steroids? Is Dooplisselle ever going to meet Doopliss? Will I ever get to the Glitzville part? Do some candies prove candies can explode? Does Dooplisselle love Fawful?! Is it true that a kid wrote all this? Will blue cheese stop spamming?! Will DYoshi and Fawful ever get married? Will DYoshi stop chasing me for saying that? Will I ever ask questions about the story? Will anyone vote a 5 at least? Will this get into Little Lemmy’s Land?! Will I ever make the second part?! And when is the **** end coming? Find out next time!
To be continued…
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bu Ludwig Von and Tanooki Koopa
One fine day Ludwig is watching the TV.
TV: Want to get rich quick? Feel like soaring down dangerous mountains? Well, today's your lucky day! Sign up for the Shredshell Competition, a race to prove who's the best of the best of the Shredshelling! Winner gets $5000! Tomorrow at Koopski Mountain!
Ludwig's eyes light up. He rushes to his interview studio. Apparently, Tanooki Koopa has just smashed Lemmy Jr into a wall.
Tanooki Koopa: That's what you get for stealing my iPod!
Ludwig grabs Lemmy Jr and Tanooki Koopa and pulls them close to each other.
Ludwig Von: Okay, guys, listen up. You guys need to work together to win a competition.
Lemmy Jr: I'm not working with him!
Tanooki Koopa: That's a bad idea.
Ludwig Von: I forgot to mention....the winning team gets 5000 bucks.
Lemmy Jr and Tanooki's eyes light up.
Both: Ok, we'll do it.
Ludwig Von: Great. Meet me tomorrow at Koopski Mountain.
Tomorrow comes....
Speaker: Calling all contestants! The competiton starts in 5 minutes! Repeat! Calling in 5 minutes! Meet at top of mountain!
Ludwig Von: Where are they?
A truck comes with Lemmy Jr and TK riding on it.
Lemmy Jr: Sorry we're late.
Tanooki Koopa: Stuck in traffic.
At top of mountain...
Toad: You'll need a partner for this race. One of you is the rider and the steerer, the other one is the shell that your partners rides on.
Lemmy Jr looks at Tanooki Koopa.
Lemmy Jr: I'm the rider and you're the shell.
Tanooki: No, I'm the rider, you're the shell.
Ludwig Von: Tanooki's the shell, obviously cuz Lemmy Jr has spikes on his shell.
Tanooki:
Toad:... the first race starts in 5 seconds. Good luck.
All the other racers ride down the mountain.
Lemmy Jr: What the-? Let's go, Tanooki!
Tanooki Koopa hides in his shell and lets Lemmy Jr hop on top of him. They race down....
Tanooki Koopa (talking inside his shell): Jr, watch out for that rock!
Lemmy Jr: Can't....control!
CRASH!
Announcer: Ooh....a bad crash for LV's team. They're in last place now.
Lemmy Jr: Augh! Come on!
They ride down the mountain again. Lemmy Jr throws pies at the other racers, making them lose balance and crash.
Tanooki Koopa: We're in 32nd place! Hurry up!
Lemmy Jr weaves through a huge crowd, making them 24th place.
Behind them a Blue Ninjikoopa riding on a purple Ninjikoopa grins. He pulls out a banana peel and makes Tanooki slip.
Blue Ninjikoopa: Smell ya later, losers!
Tanooki: Darn it. We're in 25th place now.
A whole lot racers pass them.
Tanooki Koopa:...now we're in last.
They shred down the mountain again, and Tanooki turns metal, which helps LJ shred down faster. Lemmy Jr is throwing pies everywhere.
Lemmy Jr: We're in 18th place now!
The Blue Ninjikoopa sees them, and he's in 17th place. He throws a bomb behind him.
Tanooki Koopa: Watch out!
Lemmy Jr veers around the bomb, dodges the blast radius.
Lemmy Jr: Beastly! I didn't know I could do that.
The Blue Ninjikoopa frowns and throws lots of banana peels behind him. Lemmy Jr and Tanooki dodges all of them and hits a ramp. They catch air, and land in front of the Blue Ninjikoopa.
Lemmy Jr is now in 16th place.
Blue Ninkikoopa shreds down, and goes in front of Lemmy Jr.
Tanooki Koopa sneakily pops his arms out of the shell and throws a banana peel in front of the Ninjikoopa.
Blue Nijikoopa: Darn.
The Ninjikoopa shreds, catches air, and is right above Lemmy Jr. He twists and pummels down.
Lemmy Jr: Faster, faster!
Tanooki forces himself to go faster, and the Blue Ninjikoopa frowns. He had missed.
The Blue Nijikoopa takes out a walkie-talkie.
Blue Ninjikoopa: Master, all of my plans aren't working. Should I resort to Plan B?
???: Yes. Throw the Junk Bomb. I'm counting on you, Veil.
Veil: Yes master.
Veil throws a huge bomb, and a lot of stinky stenches come out. It blinds all the other racers inlcuding LJ and TK. They pummel back to 17th place.
Veil: Hehehe!
Veil shreds out of view.
Lemmy Jr: it's hopeless.
Later...
Toad gives LV a ticket with a number 3 on it.
Ludwig Von: You guys got third place! That's six points.
Lemmy Jr: Really?!
LV: Yep. And I saw that sneaky Ninjikoopa. He got in second with his partner, Darkly. He got 8 points.
Tanooki Koopa: Who got in first?
???: I did.
Ludwig Von: What the-? It's....you.
To be continued....
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