Doopliss Kingdom

Shy Guy vs. Crump vs. Cortez

Announcer: Luigi

Referee: King Doopliss

King Doopliss: You ready to do it right this time?

Luigi: Yes……

King Doopliss: Then get this started.

Luigi: Hello and welcome to the Battle Dome special, The Loser Bowl. This is the only place where you get to see your favorite characters fight each other.

Random Goomba: But my favorite hasn’t fought yet?

King Doopliss: Do you wish to die?

Random Goomba: No…..

King Doopliss: Then be quite.

Luigi: In the Gold corner is that masked prankster, Shy Guy!!!

Shy Guy: So hungry….

King Doopliss: Oh stop being a wimp, your only been in their for a few months.

Shy Guy: So thirsty…

Luigi: But, you didn’t have any food or water!? How are you alive!?

Shy Guy: I ate the coats, shoes, carpet, and the other guys in the and I drank the water that dripped from the pipe on the ceiling closet in order to survive.

King Doopliss: Shut up, you’re lucky I even let you out.

Luigi: Any ways…..in the Green corner we have that guy with the weird laugh, Crump!!!

Crump: I’m not going to laugh for your entertainment, oh and I’m going to win.

Luigi: And in the Blue corner we have the skeleton pirate, who doesn’t scare me, Cortez.

Cortez: Sure, keep telling yourself that. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

King Doopliss: Now hurry this up; I have better stuff to do then stay here all day.  FIGHT!!!!!!

Shy Guy: Power Serve!!!

Cortez: Swashbuckling Slash!!!

Luigi: And Shy Guy started this off tennis style, only to have Cortez knock the ball away.

Crump: X-Nauts get in here and beat the snot out of Shy Guy!

X-Naut 1, 2, 3, & 4: Yes sir, dude.

Luigi: And the Minions have arrived, and are going after Shy Guy.

Shy Guy: Shy Guy Car!........Where is it!?

King Doopliss: Oh, I sold it for money. What!? No one was using in and it was just sitting in my storage area.

X-Naut 1, 2, 3, & 4: Die, dude!!!!

Shy Guy: Ahhhh!!!!

Luigi: And Shy guy is getting beat up bad because his car got sold.

King Doopliss: I regret nothing!!!!

Cortez: I’ll take you out before you use your robot, Swashbuckling Slash!!!

Crump: Dynamic dodge, I’ve been training. You can’t beat me with weak attacks.

Luigi: Crump dodged Cortez’s attack with style and the crowd goes wild.

Random Goomba: Um….yay?

King Doopliss: I said be quite!!!!!

Shy Guy: Lightning Racket!

X-Naut 4: Ahhhhhh!!

X-Naut 1: Oh, no!? He killed X-Naut Kenny!?

X-Naut 2: You…..

Cortez: Don’t even think of finishing that! Swashbuckling Slash!!!

X-Naut 2: Ahhhhhhh!!!

Luigi: 2 X-Naut’s down.

Crump: Crump Chop!

Cortez: Ahhhhhhh!!!

Crump: Crump Punch!

Cortez: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Crump: Crump Slam!

Cortez: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Curses….

Luigi: And Crump took Cortez out with a couple attacks in a row.

Shy Guy: Shy Slap!

X-Nauts 1 & 3: For X-Naut Kenny!!!!! X-Leap!!!

Shy Guy: Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Luigi: And Shy Guy is now stuck under the 2 remaining X-Naut’s.

Cortz: Form 2! Charge!

Crump: I better prepare.

Cortez: Charge!!

Crump: Almost ….

Cortez: Charge!!!

Crump: …ready….

Cortez: Bone Fury!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crump: Magus von Grapple 2.0, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shy Guy, X-Naut 1 & 3: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luigi: And Crump got to safety jus in time to dodge Cortez’s attack, but and Shy Guy, X-Naut’s where wiped out.

King Doopliss: Shy Guy out!

Crump: Drill Arms!

Cortez: Owww! Bone Bite!

Crump: Drill Arms, again!

Cortez: Owwwwwwww!!! Stop that! Bone Bite!!!!!!!

Crump: Denied, Drill Arms!

Cortez: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………….

Luigi: Crump seams to keep attacking with the same attack over and over again, not letting Cortez land a hit. And it seamed to work, because Cortez has fallen again.

Crump: Ha, I win, declared me victor.

King Doopliss: You haven’t played Paper Mario: the Thousand Year Door have you?

Crump: I have but I refuse to get past the first battle, like I would let me self lose to Mario.

King Doopliss: Then your probably won’t see it coming.

Crump: Wah?

Cortez: Form 3, Multi-Flying Blades!!!!

Crump: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I’m blasting off!!!!!

King Doopliss: Stop, Crump out! Cortez wins!

Luigi: And Cortez comes back with a surprise multi-blade attack sending Crump out of the dome.

King Doopliss: Next time is a huge battle royal, Doopliss vs. The Koopa Bros. vs. Luigi vs. Cortez. Winner takes all, no holds bar fight. Place your bets and vote for what will hopefully be the best fight yet.

Red Bones vs. Cortez vs. Boo vs. Fuzzy

Announcer: Luigi

Referee: King Doopliss

Luigi: Welcome to yet another epic*CoughYeahRightCough* round of fighting between useless characters here at the battle dome.

King Doopliss: I heard that. You just lost your part in the script.

Luigi: What!?

Announcer: King Doopliss

Referee: King Doopliss

King Doopliss: Let’s start over. Welcome to the Battle Dome. This weak we have lots of undead or dead fighters, so we are in a graveyard.

Fuzzy: Meork! (That’s not fair to the living fighters!)

King Doopliss: You won’t speak until you’re introduced, or you’ll lose your part in the script, and lose the round. By the tombstone is that pile of Red Bones, called…..um…..Red Bones.

Red Bones: I….won’t….fall….to….piece….this….time.

King Doopliss: In the area where a creepy crow was earlier we have that swashbuckling skeleton pirate, Cortez.

Cortez: Prepare to walk the plank!

King Doopliss: By the Mausoleum we have that shy ghost, Boo.

Boo: Peek-a-boo, I see you.

King Doopliss: And last but not least by the Spooky Tree we have the only living fighter Fuzzy.

Fuzzy: Meork! (I’ll bring you all back to life and then kill you.)

King Doopliss: Let the carnage begin.  FIGHT!!!!

Red Bones: Bone….Toss!

Cortez: You call that an attack? He’s an attack, Swashbuckling Slash!

Red Bones: Oh….the….pain….

King Doopliss: And Red Bones has started this match off with a rather weak attack at Cortez, and he replied with a slash from one of his swords. And Red bones and fallen apart.

Fuzzy: Meork!(Die!)

Boo: Can’t touch this. Slap!

King Doopliss: And fuzzy leaped at Boo only to have Boo slap him away.

Red Bones: Your....good....to....powerful.....for…me...alone...I…need...backup. Rise....from…the....dead…Dull…Bones!

Dull Bones 1, 2, 3: Brains…

King Doopliss: And Red Bones has called out some Dull Bones from the ground. And they sound like zombies…

Fuzzy: Meork!(Let’s try this again.)

Boo: I said can’t-….Ahhhh!! Get off of me! Ouch!

King Doopliss: It seams Fuzzy was going faster this time and was able to latch on too Boo while he was talking.

Dull Bones 1, 2, 3: Brains…

Red Bones: Bone…Club..

Cortez: Suck weak attacks won’t beat me! Swashbuckling Fury!

Red Bones: It’s…the…end…for…me.

King Doopliss: And Cortez’s attack sliced up the Dull Bones to dust and Red Bone’s to bits. And it doesn’t look like he’s getting back up this time. Red Bones, Out!

Boo: Get off of me!

King Doopliss: And it seams Boo was able to finally get Fuzzy off of him.

Fuzzy: Meork!(Here I go again!)

Cortez: Mind if I step in. Swashbuckling Slash!

King Doopliss: And Fuzzy tried to attack Boo again but Cortez attacked him first.

Boo: Disappear!

King Doopliss: And Boo turned invisible.

Fuzzy: Meork! (Fuzzy Rush!)

Cortez: Get it off of me!

King Doopliss: And Fuzzy is now clinging to Cortez.

Boo: Boo Racket!

Fuzzy: Meork…(Curses…)

Cortez: Dang it…

King Doopliss: And Boo hit both Fuzzy and Cortez with a powerful racket attack. Both have fallen.

Cortez: I’m not done yet. Stage 2!

King Doopliss: And Cortez has gone into his second stage. It doesn’t look like Fuzzy is going to get up. Fuzzy, Out!

Cortez: Charge!

Boo: Slap!

King Doopliss: And Cortez is charging for an attack and Boo used an attack. It didn’t seam to do much.

Boo: Boo Racket!

King Doopliss: And Boo used that Boo Racket attack again.

Cortez: Bone Fury!

Boo: Dang it…..

King Doopliss: And Cortez unleashed his attack finishing Boo off. Boo, Out! Next time we’ll be back in the dome for the special “Loser Bowl”.

Cortez: Hey!?

King Doopliss: Hey, don’t blame me for the name. My creator named it that. NOW GET OUT OF HERE!

Peaty Piranha vs. Crump vs. Crystal King vs. King Boo

Announcer: Luigi

Referee: King Doopliss

Luigi: Hello and welcome to the battle dome.

Goomba: Where’s…..

A Thwomp lands on the goomba.

King Doopliss: Stupid goomba, I’m right here. Oh and Doopliss is getting ready for the inevitable battle.

Luigi: Anyways, in the Gold corner we have a plant.

Peaty: &(&%*()#$(@$%&.

Luigi: In the green corner we have a smelly dwarf.

Crump: Gez, some one must have problems since he’s taking his anger at being ignored out on us.

Luigi: Shut up! In the Blue corner we have an ice cube.

Crystal King: ….you suck.

Luigi: And in the silver corner we have that guy who I easy beat in the best game ever, Luigi’s Mansion.

King Boo: I know where you live.

Luigi: Um….I didn’t just wet myself.

King Doopliss: You suck….anyways, BEGIN!

Crystal King: Blizzard!

Peaty: &%()#*()$%*&()#$@!

Crump: X-Nauts come here and attack.

X-Naut 1, 2, 3 & 4: Yes Sir, dude.

King Boo: Wait…wha!?

Boom!!!!!

Luigi: It looks like everyone targeted King Boo and that caught him off guard. But the question is he still all right?

King Boo: Bowser Bot!

Luigi: Yes, he’s okay. And he’s called out the big guns.

Crystal King:….Crystal Bits, to me.

King Boo: I’ll start with you plant, for dirtying me.

Peaty:*()$#*%()$#.......................

King Doopliss: Peaty out!

Luigi: How random, a stage light flew and crushed Peaty.

King Doopliss: Mwhahahahahaha!!!!

Luigi: Wants so funny?

King Doopliss: I just remember a funny joke. Oh and pay attention.

King Boo: Flame Cannon!

Crystal King: Oh…..CRAP!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King Doopliss: Crystal King Out.

Luigi: Looks like the Crystal King Couldn’t handle the enormous flames coming from the bot.

Crump: Magus von Grapple 2.0, to me!

Luigi: And it looks like it’s going to become a battle of giant robots. Sweet!

Crump: Drill arms!

King Boo: Spike Balls!

Luigi: It looks like the attacks collided and negated each other.

King Boo: Flame Cannon!

Crump: You’ll have to do better then that if you want to beat 2.0. Time to use the audience, Suction!

Luigi: And it looks like Magus is sucking up the audience…..and me.

Crump: Audience Blaster!

King Boo: Oh……..crud.

BOOM!

King Doopliss: Stop. Crump wins this giant Robot battle, I mean round. Crump moves on to the Loser Bowl.

Crump: Hey!

King Doopliss: That’s not a bad thing. Next time for more losers will fight. NOW GET OUT OF HERE!

Luigi vs. Morton Jr. Koopa

Announcer: Red Koopa Brother

Referee: Black Koopa Brother

Guy who runs the food stand: Yellow Koopa Brother

Random Guy: Green Koopa Brother

Red: Hello and welcome to the Battle Dome

Random Goomba(Reporter Goomba): Where…

Red:  No!!! You go away.

*A Piranha Plant eats the Goomba*

Red: King Doopliss and Doopliss are to busy playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl. And He promised that after we did this we could play. So this better be over fast!!!! Still in the green corner is some loser.

Luigi: Hey, if I was a loser how do I keep winning!?

Red: The other guys where even bigger losers. In the blue corner is someone I don’t care about.

Morton: Hey!

Yellow: Green quickly, pick someone.

Green: Luigi!

Black: Fight quickly or else! Begin!

Luigi: Fire ball!

Morton: Fire ball!

Red: And the fire balls collided in mid air. Fight faster worms!

Luigi: Eat hammer loser!

Morton: You want yourself to eat a hammer!? You’re strange…ow…?

Red: And Morton took a little to no damage. Go faster dang it!

Morton: Ground pound.

Luigi: Missed me.

Red: Rage building….it missed.

Luigi: Green Missile.

Morton: You’ll have to do better then that. Shock Waves!

Luigi: Lame.

Red: Even more rage. Luigi missed, Morton attacked, but also missed.

Yellow: TAKE TO LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Red:  And yellow jumped down to the arena with some of the over priced, now expired food from the concession stand.

Yellow: Eat food!

Red: And Yellow is randomly throwing food at both Luigi and Morton.

Morton: I feel sick now…..Barf!

Luigi: Barf!

Red:  Ewww! Now we have to make green clean up the barf.

Black: Stop, they both are sick. Since Morton threw up first Luigi wins.

Red: Next time some of the losers will fight or something……BRAWL! NOW! Green, stay, clean.

Green: I hate you all…..NOW GET OUT OF HERE!

Luigi vs. Smithy

Announcer: Red Koopa Brother

Referee: Black Koopa Brother

Guy who runs the food stand: Yellow Koopa Brother

Random Guy: Green Koopa Brother

Red: Hello and welcome once again to the Battle Dome.

Random Goomba: Where are they this time?

Red: I won’t lie. They just didn’t feel like showing up this time. They don’t even feel like making a cameo.

Random Goomba: Are they in a closet again?

Green: To my knowledge, no.

Random Goomba: Any comments on why this took so long?

Yellow: Who are you, some reporter?

Random Goomba: No….*Hides camera*

Yellow: King Doopliss said something about a lot of school work, no creative ideas, forgetting to work on it, and that wanted to make it special.

Red: That’s why this time the area will be different. Hit it Black!

Black: Let there be ice!

(The arena turns into ice. And the top of the dome opens letting snow in.)

Red: In the green corner we have the returning champ! The younger brother to Mario! Everyone’s second favorite Green Character….

Green: I’m number one right?

Red: …Behind Yoshi!

Green: Hate!

Red: Luigi Mario!

Luigi: I’m ready for this.

Red: And in the Blue corner, that insane machine! The final boss in Super Mario RPG! The Santa look a like! Smithy!

Smithy: I will fill this world with weapons!

Red: Now, because he has nothing to do this week, Green will make a prediction on who will win. If he’s gets it wrong….well let’s just say he doesn’t want to get it wrong.

Green: Um….I’ll go with Smithy, because if Luigi dies, I’ll be that much closer to being the most popular green character.

Black: Okay let this battle on ice get started! Begin!

Smithy: Sledge!

Luigi: Oh pain.

Red: And Smithy started this Ice match off with a giant wooden log…pounding…thing…

Luigi: Super Jump!

Smithy: To easy. Take this, Hammer Four!

Luigi: Ouch!

Red: And Smithy just used his hammer arm to hit Luigi like a golf ball. I didn’t know he could do that.

Smithy: I’m on a tight schedule of taking over the world. So be honored that you’ll see my true form. Transform!

Red: And Smithy has turned into his true form.

Smithy: Head morph! Wizard head! Dark Star!

Luigi: Oh I can’t get a break.

Red: Smithy is attacking Luigi relentlessly.

Luigi: Time for a count attack, Green Missile!

Smithy: Head Morph! Safe Head!

Luigi: How did that feel?

Smithy: What, did you even hit me?

Red: And Smithy has turned into his form that has a lot of defense. There fore he probably didn’t feel much.

Luigi: Green Fire!

Smithy: Why thank you. It was a bit chilly in here. Allow me to thank you. Hammer!

Luigi: Ouch!

Red: Smithy seams to have this fight in the bag.

Green: Yay!

Luigi: I’m not done! I’ll fight you with my own hammer!

Smithy: Rapid Fire!

Luigi: UGH! Oh come on! What kind of weapon don’t you have?

Smithy: I’m sick of looking at you. Time to die! Head Morph! Chest Head! Randomize! Gas Bomb!

Luigi: Ack! That didn’t answer my question!

Red: And Luigi got hit with a poison blast.

Yellow: I want more lines….

Red: Silence!

Smithy: Hammer!

Luigi: Pain!

Smithy: Let’s give the fans what they want! Head Morph! Tank Head! Your death!

Luigi: But no one dies in a Nintendo Game!

Smithy: Well Nintendo abandoned me so I no longer have to follow their unwritten rules! Magnum!

Luigi: Vacuum suction! Reveres!

Smithy: What!?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Black: Fatality! Luigi Wins!

Green: Wait what happened!?

Red: Magnum is a 1-hit kill move if I recall. If not it’s really powerful. Well you were wrong Green. Now you get to see why we got and ice arena.

Green: Uh oh!

Yellow: Get him! Sledge Brothers on Ice!

Green: Ouch! Pain! Ack! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *Twinkle*

Red: What a show, hey what happened to Luigi?

Black: I think the Sledge Brothers got him too….

Red: Ouch…anyways once we find him he’ll find off against Morton Jr. Koopa! NOW GET OUT OF HERE!

Fuzzy vs. Luigi

Announcer: Red Koopa Brother

Referee: Black Koopa Brother

Guy who runs the food stand: Yellow Koopa Brother

Translator for fuzzy(in these): Green Koopa Brother

Red: Hello and once again welcome to the battle dome. King Doopliss and Doopliss are too excited for Super Smash Bros. Brawl to come here so the 4 of use are in charge again.

Yellow: Make sure to buy food.

Red: Be quite! In the Blue corner we have the hyper active fuzz ball, Fuzzy! And his translator is Green

Fuzzy: Meork! (Green: I hate this job. Oh and he said I’ll win…or something like that.)

Red: And specifically placed in the green corner, the next best thing to the ghost busters, Luigi!

Luigi: This is going to suck.

Red: Black take it away.

Black: Remember the rules. What ever I say goes. Start!

Luigi: Fireball!

Fuzzy: Meork!(It’s a spicy meat ball!) Meork!(Kiss of death!)

Red: Luigi starts off with a fire ball which hit fuzzy. Now he’s trying to kiss Luigi.

Luigi: Nice try, but I don’t bend that way. Vacuum! Suck!

Fuzzy: Meork!(I hate my life…..) Meork!(Clone Spinning!)

Fuzzy 2: Meork!(Great now I have to translate for 2.)

Red: And Fuzzy has cloned himself.

Luigi: It’s a hammer time!

Red: And Luigi has pulled a giant squeaking hammer from out of now where and is hammering about.

Luigi: No I’m not….

Fuzzy 2: Meork!( It’s rolled a critical)

Luigi: I threw that hammer.

Fuzzy: Meork!(Revenge!)

Luigi: Ahhhhhh! Get it off me! Get it off me!

Red: And Luigi is getting attacked by the original fuzzy.

Luigi: Go away! Vacuum suck!

Fuzzy: Meork!(Kill me now.)

Luigi: Vacuum cannon!

Red: And the original fuzzy was shot out of the area threw a wall.

Black: Stop. The original fuzzy is gone. Luigi wins.

Fuzzy 2: Meork!(Please end my misery!)

Yellow: I didn’t get lines.

Red: To bad. Next time Luigi will fight Smithy.

Black: You mean that Santa look alike who was the final boss of Super Mario RPG Legend of the seven stars?

Red: Yep. NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE!

Yellow: BUY MY FOOD!

Black: OBEY!

Green: FREEDOM!

Luigi: I HATE YOU ALL!

Fuzzy 2: Meork!(*Translation missing*)

Buzzy Beetle vs. Fuzzy

Announcer: Red Koopa Brother

Referee: Black Koopa Brother

Guy who runs the food stand: Yellow Koopa Brother

Translator for fuzzy(in these): Green Koopa Brother

Red: Hello and welcome to a Koopa Bros. filled Battle Dome. King Doopliss is have some “computer problems” so he and Doopliss won’t be here.

(At King Doopliss castle (Tree house))

King Doopliss: Dang this infernal contraption!

Doopliss: You’ve been using the dictionary haven’t you?

King Doopliss: Yes…

Doopliss: Your pathetic.

King Doopliss: Anyways, I hate Viruses! Who made them!? They will die! They will die horribly and painfully!

(Back at the Dome)

Red: In the bluish color corner we have some random beetle.

Buzzy Beetle (BB): I’m starting to hate you.

Red: And some black smudge is in another corner.

Fuzzy: Meork! (Corn!) Meork! (Yayz!)

Red: Shut up random smudge.

Fuzzy: Meork! (I like Green)

Black: My time to shine! Kill each other already!

BB: Shell attack!

Fuzzy: Meork! (That stung a bit. And I like cake) Meork!( Kiss of death! Don’t sue me J.K. Rowing!)

BB: That won’t hurt….Ouch! That hurt…Ouch! Quit that….Pain! I’ll kill….Mother that one hurt! Top Shell!

Red: Wait…the battle started while I went and got food. You all suck. Yellow I’ll get you for this.

Yellow: Why?

Red: Because you charged me $5 for a pretzel.

Yellow: I love charging lot’s of money.

Red: Any way’s BB started spinning really fast to throw Fuzzy off. But Fuzzy’s not going any where. But the spinning has stopped Fuzzy’s attack.

Fuzzy: Meork! (I like Ice Cream!)

Red: And fuzzy is not biting BB, but to no avail.

BB: Shell ram!

Fuzzy: Meork! Meork! Meork! (Mommy! The Big bad bug is mugging me! Save me!)

Red: And BB has rammed fuzzy into the wall. But he left the ring. So…does that mean he loses?

Black: I don’t think so….

Yellow: Maybe we’ll find out by buying lot’s of my food?

(Green: Maybe you should get me out of these parentheses!)

Fuzzy: Meork…(Help!)

BB: King Doopliss should not have left this to these idiots.

Black: Stop! Fuzzy is the winner!

BB: WHAT!?

Fuzzy: MEORK!? (Mommy!)

Black: I just made the rule you can’t insult me. You can Insult the rest, but not me. You lose.

BB: This place sucks.

Fuzzy: Meork. (I think he said something I’m not allowed to say…)

Red: Well…King Doopliss said I could pick who fights the winner so….You’ll fight Luigi.

Yellow: Maybe he’ll draw in more of a crowd.

Black: He better not insult me.

(Green: That mean’s I’m still stuck in here!)

Red: Not how does it go? Oh yeah. GET OUT OF MY FACE!

Yellow: BUY LOT’S OF MY FOOD!

Black: DON’T INSULT ME!

(Green: SAVE ME!)

Koopa Bros Theme

Koopa Bros. vs. Jonathan "Johnny" Jones

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Announcer: Doopliss

Announcer: Doopliss

Referee: King Doopliss

Doopliss: Hello and welcome to Battle 15. I can’t believe we haven’t been shut down yet.

King Doopliss: It all thanks to the most powerful thing ever.

Doopliss: Which is?

King Doopliss: Money.

Doopliss: Should have known. In the Gold corner we have the loser brothers.

Red: We are going to win!

Black: I’ve been training.

Yellow: Yeah.

Green: I’m hungry.

Doopliss: Yeah….and in the Silver corner we have some shark guy.

Jonathan "Johnny" Jones (JJJ): Is it me or do the intros suck this week.

Doopliss: It’s just you sharky.

JJJ: Don’t call me that if you want to eat sold food again.

Doopliss: Mommy! I mean…..bring it on.

King Doopliss: O just start, my stories start soon.

Red: Flame Shell!

JJJ: Tidal Wave!

Black: Smoke Bomb!

Doopliss: Red attacked head on and JJJ stopped him in his tracks. And then black disappeared, the cowered.

Yellow: Ninja stars!

Green: Throwing knifes!

JJJ: Tidal wave!

Doopliss: The bros. get an F this week.

JJJ: Trident toss!

Red: 3 story shell tower!

Klang!

Doopliss: Was that even a real sound?

King Doopliss: Quite! My area makes its own sounds up.

JJJ: Shark Bite!

Green: Get him off me!

Yellow: Zap shell!

Green: BLAGIDIBLAGIDIBLAGIDIAGGGGGG! Whose side are you on?

Yellow: Ours.

Doopliss: JJJ is making them all look like idiots. Not that that takes much skill.

Red: Katana slash!

JJJ: Trident Strike!

BOOOOM!

Doopliss: Stupid arena! There was no explosion.

Your mom.

Doopliss: …

Black: Sneak attack!

Quack!

JJJ: My spine doesn’t bend that way!

King Doopliss: Stop! And that ends the long awaited second person to win 3 times in a row. Next time we’ll have 2 brand new fighters. NOW GET OUT OF HERE!

Koopa Bros Theme

Koopa Bros. vs. Rex

Announcer: Doopliss

Referee:  King Doopliss

Doopliss: Hello and welcome to the Battle Dome. Where after the match the lose get robbed of their valuables

King Doopliss: Wait when did this start?

Doopliss: After King Boo lost.

King Doopliss: Why wasn’t I informed?

Doopliss: I though you were the one robbing the people.

King Doopliss: Nope. Forget it for now. Just introduce the fighters.

Doopliss: In the Gold Corner we have the stupid Koopa Bros.!

Red: We’re going to use our ninja skills to kick you into last week.

Black: I want to sleep.

Yellow: Quite you!

Green: Um……..corn.

Doopliss: ….um in the silver corner we have Rex.

Rex: Prepare to feel my wrath.

King Doopliss: START!

Yellow: Smoke bomb!

Green: Kunai toss!

Red: Ninja Stars.

Black: Shell toss!

Doopliss: And the Koopa bros. start off with a barrage of attacks.

Rex: OUCH!

Doopliss: And it seams Rex is hurt.

Rex: Take this. Ground Pound!

Black: Ahhhhhhhhh!

Red: That’s so old school.

Yellow: Is that all you got.

Green: You must suck.

Doopliss: And it seams only Black got hit.

Rex: Charge!

Red: What the…..oof!

Doopliss: And Rex just charged Red.

Yellow:  Here goes! Lightning Bomb!

Rex: BlagidiblagidiblagidiAGGGGG!

Green: Rapid punch!

Rex: That tickles. Munch!

Green: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………

Doopliss: And Rex has eaten Green. I wonder what flavor he was.

King Doopliss: You’re creeping me out now.

Black: I’m actually going to do something! Sword Slash!

Rex: Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooar!

Black: Never mind.

Doopliss: It seams Black has soiled himself. I’ll be the first to say ew.

Red: Yellow, time to form the shell stack.

Yellow: Right.

Red: Spin dash!

Rex: So dizzy. Blargh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green: I feel nasty now.

King Doopliss: STOP! Rex loses for throwing up in my Battle Dome. Next week the Koopa Bros will fight Jonathan "Johnny" Jones. Now Get out of

Here.

LM The Mansion ("Boo Bop-A-Doo")

Boo vs. Koopa Bros.
 

Announcer: Doopliss

Referee: King Doopliss

Doopliss (D): Hello and welcome to the Battle Dome!

King Doopliss (KD):  While we were away I build a new ring.  So now it’ll be easier to introduce the fighters.

D: Indeed. First off in the Gold corner we have are returning champion. Boo!

Boo (B): Get ready to call for your mommy’s.

D: And in the Silver corner we have our challengers the Koopa Bros.!

Red Koopa Bro. (Red): Get ready as we pound you into dust.

Yellow Koopa Bro. (Yellow): Are ninja skills are the best.

Green Koopa Bro. (Green): We’ll rain supreme.

Black Koopa Bro. (Black): I like eggs.

Everyone other then Black: …

Black: What!? It’s true.

KD: Ok…let the blood bath begin. Fight!

Red: Koopa Bros. Shell stack tower!

Yellow, Green, and Black: Alright!

D: And the Koopa Bros. have formed their tower.

B: I know how to stop this. Boo bomb!

Red, Yellow, Green, and Black: We’ll get you for this.

D: And the Koopa Brother’s tower has fallen over.

Red: Time to show off some new tricks. Flaming shell!

Yellow: Bolt!

Green: Diamond Saw!

Black: Bomb toss!

B: Transparency!

D: And B has dodged all of their attacks.

B: Boo Night!

Black: Wow I feel sleepy. Good Night!

D: And Black has been put to sleep.

Yellow: I’ll avenge Black. Lightning Orb!

B: I’ll just dodge this like la-

Red: Flame Wall!

B: NO! Hoooooooooooooot! BlagidiblagadiblagidiAAG!

D: Red attack B while he was talking causing him to lose focus so Yellow’s attack hit.

Green: Ally toss!

B: What the!?

KD: Stop! Koopa Bros. win!

D: And Green grabbed Black who is still sleeping and thrown him at boo. And it looks like boo got knocked out of the arena.

KD: Next time the Koopa Bros. will face off against the prehistoric power house Rex. NOW GET OUT!

PM Crystal King Battle

Crystal King vs. Boo

Announcer: Doopliss

Referee: King Doopliss

Doopliss (D): Hello and welcome to another fight here in the Battle Dome. Now that the Dome is 100% Shy Guy free King Doopliss is in a better mood.

King Doopliss (KD): That’s right.

D: This week we have Crystal King vs. Boo.

Crystal King (CK): The King of Cold cometh!

Boo (B): BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

KD: Now before I kill someone. Start!

CK: Crystal Bits rise.

CB1, 2, 3: Hi.

CK: Attack!

D: And CK starts off with his minions.

B: Multi-slap!

CB1, 2, 3: Ouch!

CK: Grrrrr.

D: And Boo gets rid of them effortlessly.

B: Sudden Scare!

CK: Ouch!

D: And Boo has done that attack in Paper Mario TTYD where they go close the hit you with their tongue.

CK: Blizzard!

B: Cold. So very cold.

CK: Ice Sword!

D: And CK froze B then chop him in half. If he wasn’t already dead that would have killed him.

B: I am not done yet. I still have my best attack. Super Scare Beam!

CK: Ice Def….Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It’s a sales man made of Fire Mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D: And CK has disgraced himself.

KD: Stop. B is the winner.

B: I scared him silly.

KD: Next time he will fight the Koopa Bros. Now get out.

PM Toad Town (Shy Guy Invasion)

Shy Guy vs. Crystal King

Announcer: Doopliss

Referee: King Doopliss

Doopliss (D): Finally after all that time we are back in control of the Battle Dome.

King Doopliss (KD): I just hope that all those who thought of taking over the Battle Dome have learned from this.

D: Me too. Well let start this thing. The 2 week cheater Shy Guy!

Audience: Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Boo: Go me!

Shy Guy (SG): I don’t like my introduction this week.

KD: Too bad. I am still trying to wash all of that dumb crayon off the walls of my Battle Dome.

D: And this weeks challenger. Crystal King!!!!!!!!!

Super Mario: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go destroy that Shy Guy!!!!!!!

Crystal King: Wait, My opponent is a Shy Guy!? Whahahahahahaha!

SG: I hate you all.

CK: This will be fun.

KD: Blah blah blah. Enough talking and more killing. FIGHT!

CK: Crystal Bits attack!

Crystal Bits (CB1, CB2, and CB3): Yes master!

SG: Racket attack!

SG & CB1: Ouch!

D: And SG was able to take CB1 out but CB2, and 3 hit him.

CB2: For CB1!!!!!!!

CB3: For CB1!!!!!!!

SG: Lightning Racket!

CB2&3: Ouch!

D: And CB2&3 are down.

CK: Icy Breath!

SG: Sooooooo Coooooooooooooooooooold!

D: And SG is now frozen.

CK: Ice Sword!

SG: Pain!

D: And SG has been hit but is free now.

SG: Shy Guy Car!

*His car is brought in by other Shy Guys*

KD: O no you don’t.

*he press a button and the Shy Guys who brought the car in fall though a trap door which leads to some Big Berthas. Screams can be heard*

CK: That car is useless against me. Icicle Shower!

SG: O no!

D: And the tires on SG’s car have been popped.

CK:  You bore me SG. Time to end this you fool. Blizzard!

SG: Noooooooooooooo……..

 D: And SG is frozen again.

CK: Bye bye. Icy Gust!!!

KD: Stop. The winner is CK.

D: And CK has blown SG out of the battle dome.

Super Mario: Yes! Wahoo! I knew he would win!

KD: Now that that loser is out of here my revenge is complete on those Shy Guys.

CK: What about the other Shy Guys who took over?

KD: O they went to go get some ice cream.

*in a closet some where*

Anti Guy: This is your entire fault Game Guy!

Game Guy: What!? It was your idea.

Anti Guy: Well you shouldn’t have let me go though with it.

Game Guy: Why you…

*just then the still frozen shy guy falls and lands on Game Guy and Anti Guy*

All of Them: Why us!?

*back at the battle dome*

KD: Next Time you fight Boo.

Boo: Who me?

KD: Yes you.

CK: That will be fun.

Battle with Lord Crump and Magnus Von Grapple

Crump vs. Shy Guy


                               

Announcer: Game Guy

Referee: Anti Guy

Before the Match…

Doopliss: I am looking forward to today’s match.

King Doopliss: Me too.

*A whole Bunch of Shy Guys show up from out of the shadows*

Anti Guy (AG): Well to bad neither of you will be there.

King Doopliss: What!?

AG: Get them!

*Shy guys attack and over whelm King Doopliss and Doopliss, then they tie them up and carry them off*

AG: Excellent! *Laughs evilly*

Later…

Game Guy (GG): Hello and welcome to the battle dome.

Goomba in the audience: Where are King Doopliss and Doopliss?

GG: They stepped out to get some Ice cream. Well let’s get this done with. The returning Champion Crump.

Crump (C): I am going to win this fast!

*No cheers*

C…

GG: And the challenger! Shy Guy!

Shy Guy (SG): Wahoo!

*Everyone cheers*

SG: Ha-ha!

C: I though you were supposed to be shy?

SG: Well I am not.

AG: Well let’s get this blood bath started. Start!

C: I though you would...

*C is hit by a bomb*

C: Hey!

SG: Get in the Fight!*throws another Bomb*

C: Not this time.*dodges*

C: Ha-ha you missed…*falls in a pit*

C: This is so rigged.

GG: No it is not. All we did was change the arena.

C: Yeah right. Magnus Von Grapple!*gets in it*

SG: Now!

*2 giant magnets rip the robot apart*

C: That’s it! Crump chump!*rams shy guy and does a karate chop*

SG: Jerk! Lightning Racket!*swings a tennis racket at crump that is electrified*

*C dodges*

C: I am no novice. X-nauts attack!

X-Nauts: Yes sir!

SG: Acrobatic like attack! *does a flip and lands on an X-nauts head*

SG: Say bye bye.*throws him at C*

C: *jumps and dodges *

SG:*grabs another and throws it at crump while he is in midair and it hits.*

X-Nauts: Uh oh Run away!*they do*

SG: Time to show off my brand new car.

*A car with a shy guy mask logo on then front drops from the ceiling*

SG: Now to show how good this car is.*gets in it*

SG: Homing red shell!*it hits C*

C: Ouch!

SG: Triple red Shell!*they all hit C*

C: Ouch!!!

SG: How about Lightning Bolt!*C gets hit and shrinks*

C: Not Good!

SG: And you said I was this would be easy. It was…For me!*runs C over with the car*

AG: Stop! The winner is SG! He will return Next time and face off against Goomba King.

GG: And there you have it Shy Guy’s are stronger then Crump. Now please leave via the closest exit.

Meanwhile In a Closet Somewhere…

Doopliss: Hello is someone out there?

King Doopliss: When I get out those shy guys are so going to regret this!

Super Mario Bros. Parade

Cortez vs. Crump

Announcer: Doopliss

Referee: Doopliss

Doopliss (D): Hello and welcome to the Battle Dome! Today King Doopliss is away so I will take his place. The returning champ Cortez!

Cortez (CZ): Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

D: And the challenger Crump!

Crump: O yeah I rule.

D: And fight!

CZ: Saber strike!

Crump: You have to try better.

D: And Crump dodges it easily.

Crump: X-Nauts attack!!!!

X-Nauts (X): Yes sir!

CZ: Weaklings! I will feast on you SOULS!!!!!!

D: And CZ has eaten them.

Crump: Time to stop kidding around. Magnus Von Grapple!!!!!

D: and Crump has called out his Magnus Von Grapple.

CZ: 4 Weapon attack!

Crump: Rocket fists!

D: And they have both attacked each other. CZ’s attack missed but Crump’s hit CZ’s head out of the building. And his body has fallen apart. Stop! The winner of this battle is clear. The winner is Crump!

Crump: O yeah!

D: Next time you will fight a Shy Guy.

Crump: What!? Only one wimpy Shy Guy against me. This will be a piece of cake.

D: This is Doopliss saying “Get out of here already!”

Molgera

Red Bones vs. Cortez

Announcer: Doopliss

Referee: King Doopliss

Doopliss (D): We are finally back. This time I promise it to be longer or both fighters suffer. The returning champion Red Bones!

Red Bones (RB): I got speech lessons.

D: And the Challenger is the boney pirate Cortez

Cortez (C): Shiver my timbers!

King Doopliss (KD): And let the blood shed…

D: Technically neither one of them has blood.

KD: What ever! Just start.

C: Saber slash!

RD: That was rude.

C: I’m a Pirate. I don’t care.

RD: Then suffer. Bone toss.

D: C started it off with his saber and RB countered with a bone being tossed. RB’s attack was lame.

C: 4 weapon strike!

D: And that made RD fall apart. And he just reassembled.

RD: Bone Bazooka!

C: Bone Wall!

D: Cortez stopped RB’s attack from hitting him.

C: Hook slam!

RB: My head!

D: And C has taken RB’s head off his body with his hook. And RB’s body has fallen apart.

C: Soul feast!

D: And C has eaten RB’s Soul and head.

KD: Stop! C is the winner. Next fight he will battle Crump. So long till next time.

Delfino Plaza Violin Remix

Petey Piranha vs. Red Bones

Announcer: Doopliss

Referee: King Doopliss

Doopliss (D): Hello and welcome to what I hope is a fierce battle.

King Doopliss (KD): I doubt it.

D: Why?

KD: I went to a fortune teller. She said it would be over in 5 moves total.

D: What ever. From last week we have Petey Piranha.

Petey Piranha (PP): &*(%$*@(%

D: And the challenger is Red Bones

Red Bones (RB): I…will…win.

KD: START!

RB: Bone…Toss!

PP: #*$(#*$%@(!!!!!!!

D: Wow how unexciting.

PP: *(#$@*%(@#!

RB: I…am..glad…..i..have….no….skin. Super….Bone…Cannon!

PP:$^$%^#$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D: PP spit sludge all over RB. And RB retaliated by using a cannon made of bone and fired it at PP.

RB: Time….to….end…this. Bone…Rocket!

PP:*$_@(%@!

D: It is a direct hit.

RB: Now…the…finisher…Bone…Upper…Cut!

PP:*(%*#^()*(!

D: And it looks like PP is down for the count. And the winner is RB!

RB: I…owned…him.

KD: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Next week you fight Cortez. Now get to work in my silver mines.

 Super Mario Sunshine Boss

King Boo vs. Petey Piranha

Announcer: Doopliss

Reefer: King Doopliss

King Doopliss (KD): Welcome one and all to battle 5.

Doopliss (D): today we are too lazy to have a quesser.

KD: And Guesser Guy is no more. He bored me last week.

D: On the left is King Boo (KB), and on the Right is Petey Piranha (PP).

KD: Fight.

*PP Spews sludge on KB*

KB: Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

*He unleashes some boos on pp*

PP: !

*he eats them*

KB: Darn. Bowser bot rise.

*it does*

KB: I am finishing this.

*throws spike ball at pp*

PP:!!!!

D: And PP has eaten them.

PP:!!

*PP spits them at the bot destroying it.*

PP: !!!!!!!

D: And PP pulls out a Poltergust 3000. And is sucking KB up.

KB: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

*KB is sucked up*

D: And the winner is PP!

PP:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KD: Next week PP will fight a Red Bones. Now get out.

Toad's Turnpike

King Boo vs. Shroob

Announcer: Doopliss

Referee: King Doopliss

King Doopliss (KD): Welcome to the battle dome. Where fighting is encouraged or else. This week I have Doopliss here to announce the fight.

Doopliss (D): I am glad to be here.

KD: Just introduce them.

D: Well let’s see. In the blue corner we have King Boo.

King Boo (KB): BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

D: Saw it coming. And in the Yellow corner is Shroob.

Shroob (S): %$@#%@#^&%^%#$%(^)()_#!$!_*#$@#!($!@#$@#(%$&*!

KD: That is going to get annoying. And this week we have a new feature. A guesser. His name is Guesser Guy!

Guesser Guy (GG): Hello folks. Let’s cut to the chase. I think King Boo will win this easily.

KD: Well there you have it. Well let’s begin. Fight!

KB: Boo Bomb!

S:%#$^$%&!%#$^%$#%@!!

D: And KB has started off with a bomb with a boo face on it.

S:%^$%^%&&@$#@^$%%@#$@%

D: And S has pulled out his ray gun. He is firing it at KB.

KB: Please.

D: And he turns invisible.

KB: Fell my wrath.

D: KB has turned there arena in to a roulette table.

S: %*#@$(%*#$()&%()&$#(&%(#$*%*)$#(^)($#%*$#*%)@#$%)(#$*%@)

D: And Shroob has used his ds walky talky thing to call in a Shroob UFO. And it I firing a KB.

KB: Please.

D: And he turned invisible again.

KB: Roulette of doom!

D: And the floor is spinning. And the outer most section has stopped on a bullet bill.

S: ^*&(@)%*#$(^*)(#$@*%)_(@!$)!($)*(#&%($#!*%)(@!#*%)!*

D: And the UFO is trying to abduct King Boo, but has no effect. And the floor has stopped on another bullet bill.

S: %*#$(%*&#(*&%(@#*$(!*()!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D: And now he is just cursing. And the last piece of floor has stopped on a bullet bill.

*A really big bullet bill hits Shroob and he is blasted from the arena.*

KD: Stop! And the winner is King Boo. Next week he will fight Petty Piranha. Now leave.

The Letter P

Doopliss vs. Crazee Dayzee

Announcer: King Doopliss

Referee: King Doopliss

King Doopliss (KD): Welcome slaves to another bought where the winner in cool and the loser is… well lets just say the loser will only be loved by thier mom.

Crazee Dayzee (CD): I love me.

KD: Die infernal flower! Sorry lost the happy. Returning from last week is the almighty, invincible, coolest fighter ever. DOOPLISS!

Doopliss (D): I rule.

KD: And in the soon to be red corner, Crazee Dayzee.

CD: Lalalala.

KD: I hate you. Just start it. Go!

*D transforms into a Cleft*

D: Kick.

CD: Ouch! Jerk *slaps him*

D: Was that a slight breeze or you attack? Transform! *becomes a Shroid*

D: 1. Aim. Complete.

CD: Bubble.

D: Water resident. 2. Change.Complete.

CD: I have a new trick. Pedal Shower!

D: Weak. 3. Fire. *Huge energy blast hits CD* Complete.

CD: I…a..m…n..o….t…d…o…..n…..e...y..e...t.

*D becomes Bowser*

D: Fire breath!

CD: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it burns.

*CD is now a pile of ash*

KD: And we have a winner. Doopliss has now won his third week here in the battle dome.

D: Iotog(I own the other guy)

KD: So next week he will be announcer. When King Boo and a Shroob fight it out.

Doopliss Battle

Doopliss vs. a Koopa

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Announcer: King Doopliss

Referee: King Doopliss

King Doopliss (KD): Welcome to another Battle Dome here on Doopliss Kingdom.

In this corner is the champion Doopliss.

Doopliss (D): I will rule you worthless Koopa.

KD: And in some other corner in a worthless Koopa (that complained last time).

Koopa (K):  This is rigged.

KD: Silence. It is not rigged. The poll was very clear.

K: I hate you.

*D kicks the Koopa*

K: Ouch!

KD: lets start before I die of boredom. Ready…..

*D tries to kick K but he dodges*

KD: set…….

*D becomes Roy and uses Roy Special on K and it makes contact*

KD: GO!

*D puts his foot on K*

KD: 3…2…1… and Doopliss is the winner.

D: Who’s next?

KD: How about Crazee Dayzee?

D: Fine.

KD: see you all in 2 weeks. Now get out.

Battle in SMRPG

Doopliss vs. a Goomba

Announcer: King Doopliss

Referee: King Doopliss

King Doopliss: Welcome to my first Battle here on Doopliss Kingdom.

Koopa in the audience:  I paid 10,000,000 coins to come see this waste of time.

KD: Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Koopa: I hate you.

KD: Die.

*Blows the Koopa up.*

KD: Ok, now I’m bored. Ok In one corner is a pathetic goomba.

Goomba: Hey!

*Doopliss kicks him.*

Goomba: Ouch. Is he allowed to do that?

KD: Yes. And in the Other Corner is Doopliss.

Doopliss: I rule. *punches goomba*

Goomba: I hate you all.

KD: Just start.

Doopliss: Head butt.

Goomba: Pain. Head Bonk.

*Doopliss becomes a Thwomp*

G: Ouch

KD: Just end this.

D: Slam.

*Squish*

KD: And Doopliss wins.

D: Who else would win?

KD:  No one. Next time you will fight a Koopa.

End Transmission