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CLANS DEFEATED: XF, FD, DX, BRO, RFA, INF. IN REVERSE ORDER

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Historical information:

Many people enjoy a system built on millions of telecomunications and wireless infastructure called: "The Intarwebz". There are many levels of existance that people can venture into. Sometimes there are demons, and many clones that you must work with others to defeat. Other places there are people who don't like the colour of your armour, and everyone tries to kill each other. There are many weapons, and many sounds. There are also levels of existence that people collect flags of all colours. Those colours are mostly Red and Blue, but sometimes there are whites and greens. The rare flags are the yellow ones, and many people see wars breaking out over them in the near future.

We like to collect flags.

Our family constists of:

[DFS]Coffee - Creator of the Doom and Chicken philosophy
[DFS]Goatface - Proud founder of the SSG's for kids organisations
[DFS]Malone - "Crouching Man, Stalking Children. It's my new screenplay."
[DFS]Stereo - Author of the bestselling guidebook "Powerleveling in RL"

Our retirees include:

[DFS]Multiface - "Does DFS stand for "Dat 'Face' Social?"
[DFS]Pwalex - "Man, I think I'm getting better..."
[DFS]Sunoska - DFS is gonna be the greatest shit ever!
[DFS]Samurai - "I prefer men, thanks. Zdaemon has too many women. ST for me!"
[DFS]SOAD - "What does 1536 mean beside my kills?"
[DFS]Talian - "How did you type all those Starcraft binds in game so fast?"
[DFS]Kyle - "Man I'm gonna play a real game, like Frogger. Bitch."

Operative clauses: Members of the DFS family, herin referred to as Snarks, must follow all Articles to ensure proper gameplay and good karma among the demi-gods of the 'Intarwebz' plain of existence called Zdaemon

ARTICLE ONE: Snarks must conform to the "Gamer Stereotype Act of 2006" in which it outlines proper behaviors for online situations, snarks must disrespect other players in an attempt to distract them into submission of defeat or victory, rival clan-families must be subject to constant taunting for the same effect, or simply to make them feal rivaled, in no way respond to offers of truce or a cease fire between clans, or respond with homophobic stereotypes, snarks must blame losses on external variables, such as:

1. Internet connection based on Geographical location
2. Internet Usage based on the porn-per-hour equation, calculated Porn-Per-Gigabyte-Perhour minus Total internet bandwidth equals bandwidth for mutiplayer game connections (LAG)
3. Un-citealbe references including: "OMGBBQ", "LATE", "BRB PHONE", "LOL POOP", "I HAVE ANAL SEEPAGE", or "MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE"
4. Mention popular source-code violations, such as "Speed-hacks" and "Wall-hacks" often
5. Bad team-mates such as cedar, Hilary_Duff_69, and [INF]Mike-Jones
6. [MAG]

ARTICLE TWO: When preparing snarks for a meal to feed between three and five people excluding four people, one must be aware of the following:

1. There are several different varieties of snark.
2. Some have feathers and bite, and some have whiskers and scratch.
3. Some are Boojums, which are the most dangerous kind.
4. If anyone meets with this variety, they will softly and suddenly vanish away and never be met with again.
5. The taste of the snark is meager and hollow, but crisp, with a flavor of Will-o-the-wisp

for feedings of four people, or any numbers beween 1 and 3, including 2, and any numbers between 6 and FF, exluding FF, the taste is to be like toad, or such as the liquid found in the bottom of a warm coke bottle that has been shared between many people.

Cook on plaid for many hours, until the plate is glowing red. When removing the cooking surface from the oven, be sure not to wear gloves as that might insult the snark, and he may choose to leave.

ARTICLE THREE: Snarks must restrict all languages and bindings to the language pertained in the "Acceptable Gamer Terms Public List" from the Source, quotations from other videogames, preferably from Blizzard Entertainment, or from popular films in the context of video games, also called "machenima",

ARTICLE FOUR: Snarks must be kept in a cool dry place and fed between matches, optimal conditions are between 20 and 25 degrees celcius, any violation of temperature controls automatically adjusted by the master server, could be considered an act of war, and may void your warranty,

ARTICLE FIVE: In the event that a rival clan challenges DFS, in any of the following game plays:

1. 1 on 1 based gameplays
2. Deathmatch based gameplays
3. Team Deathmatch based gameplays
4. Flag based gameplays with flag numbers consisting of one digit number up to ten, exluding zero
5. Cooperative based gameplays
6. Free-for-all frenzy based gameplays
7. Free-for-all classic based gameplays

Snarks must be evasive while moderately following article(s) ONE and article(s) THREE, or may choose instead to follow, or not follow article(s) FOUR and/or article(s) FIVE, occasionally suggested is to 'photoshop' results from a game that never took place describing DFS the victor,

ARTICLE SIX: Snarks must complete the "Flag Hazard Idenification and Saftey Course of 2006" with a rating of at least "wont last one second", from the instructor, or a written equivelency essay, and upon completion they must understand the following:

1. Sometimes it's okay to draw your name on the wall with plasma
2. Sometimes it's okay to teamkill
3. Sometimes it's okay to block the door ways in co-op
4. Sometimes it's okay to join #spanish and talk in english
5. Sometimes it's okay draw ansci art in #zdplayers
6. Sometimes it's okay to play "GTA:RL"
7. Sometimes it's okay to choke a bitch

ARTICLE SEVEN: Please respect the community by following all rules and regulations set by the administrative staff.