dOMITUPSYK's Lair

Kids: Don't let your parents see you here.

Easily Offended: Careful what you read.

There is offending/mature content on this site. I don't control you, your mouse, or your eyes. If you or your minors read something offending/mature, it's not my fault. You've been warned. You (or your parents, minors) are responsible for your (or your childrens', parents of minors) actions. Not me. I refuse to take down any content for the sole fact you've been warned. Should you continue through the site knowing these facts, you accept responsibility of your actions, and I am no longer liable for what you read.

Once you enter the site, be aware that I forfeit responsibility for your actions. Therefore, I cannot be held responsible should you/your children be offended/ learn something they shouldn't know. For you people that still won't understand, here's the surprisingly simple mathematical equation:

x=you
y=kids
z=site

x+z=x responsible
y+z= x's responsibility since they're not my kids
z+z= twice the fun
x+y+z= “Get off that filth right now, young lady!”=“I hate you, Mom! You never let me have any fun!”=grounded (watch out, kiddies!)
x+x=you have a twin?
X+x+x=OMG3
y+y=double the trouble
y+y+y=run very far, x!
Z+z+z=my computer crashed (damn!)
x+y+y+y+y+y+y+y+y+y+y+y+y+y=damn, how many more are you going to have?Or
How much money do you get for those?
X+x+y=ew! Incest! Inbreeding!
X+x+x+y=and I thought I was a freak...

...so I got carried away. Big deal. You get the point.