 || Role-Play # : 03 || Record : 01- 00 - 00 || Achievements : N/A || Money Time....: Nitro Recap (JBL lifts Rico to his feet and kicks him in the mid section and singles for a unkindly Tornado DDT! JBL sets him up and connects! Can it be! 1…2….KICK OUT! What the hell, Rico kicked out! JBL is frustrated and lifts Rico up off the mat. JBL whips him off the ropes and catches him with a sleep hold! JBL begins to apply pressure as we see Rico begin to drift away into never land! Rico plops down onto the ground out cold it as the ref begins to check on him. The ref raises his hand twice and it falls as he goes for the third and that hand just stays up, as Rico begins to hulk up! Rico battles out of the Sleeper hold an comes off the ropes with a big clothes line to JBL. Rico off the ropes and Leg Drop! 1….2….KICK OUT! JBL did it, he kicked out. I can’t believe this. Rico begins to yell at the referee. Rico just shoved the referee to the mat! Rico stands over the ref with an angry look on his face as JBL sneaks up behind Rico and rolls him up! JBL’s pulling Rico’s trunks! 1….2…..3!!! It’s over! JBL Wins!)Nitro Recap - This week on Nitro, JBL tries to make it a perfect two and zero to start off his career when he takes on the monster Kane. Kane will not make it easy on him, but in the end we all know it's the same result, Layfield's American Dream always comes true. But this time, will Kane put an end to the American Dream? Or will the dreams and wishes of all those loyal Americans keep Layfield going on his quest? Tune in and find out because no matter how hard they fight it, no matter how much they want it, they will never reach the top of the mountain because this man pays his way to the top. And he will always be... MONOPOLIZING THE SITUATION ' Freaks Don't Belong In Wrestling ' <- The camera turns on inside of the famous 'Broiler Steakhouse' in Sacramento, California. John "Bradshaw" Layfield is shown inside of the restaurant, sitting all there by himself. The waiter walks up to him and proceedes to take the millionaire's order. ->
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' The Faggot Waiter ' Glen Jacobs
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Howdy sir, my name is Glen, may I take your order?
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Excuse me, what did you say?
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' The Faggot Waiter ' Glen Jacobs
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I said, may I take your order?
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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What ever happened to please? Did that word just suddenly get struck out from the English language?
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' The Faggot Waiter ' Glen Jacobs
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No need to be rude sir, it's just that I've had a long day, and usually people just respond to how I ask questions. So I'm sorry, may I PLEASE take your order?
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Well I'm sorry as well, but you may not. Not until you tell me what the hell is up with that damn lisp.
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' The Faggot Waiter ' Glen Jacobs
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Sir, if you wouldn't mind, I would rather not discuss my personal life.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Actually I think you should... [-hands the waiter a hundred dollars-] ...it might be beneficial to all sides.
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' The Faggot Waiter ' Glen Jacobs
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Well if you must insist sir... [-waiter takes the money-] ...it's because I engage in an alternate lifestyle you might say.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Wow, what's that like?
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' The Faggot Waiter ' Glen Jacobs
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Oh sir, it's fabulous. I mean, it's an experience that you must experience first hand. Maybe I could show you.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Excuse me, but what the hell are you trying to say? Are you trying to say that I'm a faggot like you?
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' The Faggot Waiter ' Glen Jacobs
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No need to get tempermental sir. I was just saying...
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Yeah that's right, you were just saying. And I'm just saying that you better shut your damn mouth before I knock those lips off your face.
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' The Faggot Waiter ' Glen Jacobs
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But if that happened sir, no guys would go out with me. Because as a couple of my past aquaintences have said, I can suck a mean...
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Shut up, I don't wanna hear it. Just take my damn order.
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' The Faggot Waiter ' Glen Jacobs
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You don't understand sir, one guy even gave me a black eye.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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How in the hell did that happen? How did you get a black eye?
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' The Faggot Waiter ' Glen Jacobs
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Well you see, this guy that I with, Matt, he hauled off and smacked me in the face with his fat...
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Whoa whoa whoa. Stop right there.
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' The Faggot Waiter ' Glen Jacobs
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...and then he did it again, and again, and again...
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Enough already.
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' The Faggot Waiter ' Glen Jacobs
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...and again, and again, and again until my eye finally swelled. I must say, it was quite the experience.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Um okay, that's great. Just take my order now.
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' The Faggot Waiter ' Glen Jacobs
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What happened to please you rich, pompous ass? Just because I told you about what I do, you think you can talk to me like I'm some piece of shit?
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Actually I can. Listen you, Glen.. wait a second, what is your last name?
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' The Faggot Waiter ' Glen Jacobs
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Jacobs, but what does that matter?
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Wait a damn minute here, your name is Glen Jacobs?
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' The Faggot Waiter ' Glen Jacobs
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Uh, yeah.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Like the wrestler?
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' The Faggot Waiter ' Glen Jacobs
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Yeah I guess. You know, I never realized that until now. That's kinda weird.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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The thing that's kind of weird is the fact that I can kick two people's asses with the name Glen Jacobs. That's a once in a lifetime occurance.
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' The Faggot Waiter ' Glen Jacobs
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Oooo, somebody said asses.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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You sick bastard. I didn't mean I was gonna have sex with you.
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' The Faggot Waiter ' Glen Jacobs
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But you still didn't say you wouldn't.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Well I am now... [-gets up and begins to leave-] ...I'm leaving this crappy joint. I should buy this place, and then burn it down.
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' The Faggot Waiter ' Glen Jacobs
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Fine, don't ever come here again. We don't like your kind around here.
<- John Layfield walks out of the restaurant, but not before he knocks a waiter down to the floor. The waiter gives him a mean look, and Layfield just stares him down. The waiter runs off like a little girl into the kitchen. Layfield shakes his head in disgust as he heads on out the front door. The camera fades out with him walking down the sidewalk. ->
' Freaks Don't Belong In Wrestling ' <- John "Bradshaw" Layfield is shown walking down a street in Sacramento as the camera turns on. He stops on a corner, and looks up a little ways into the sky. He notices a large neon sign reading "Live Nude Girls", so he makes his decision quickly, and steps inside this fine establishment. He walks past a couple of gigantic sized bouncers, and walks into the main room. He looks at the women shaking their luggage out on the stage. One girl on the stage is violently shaking her ba-donka-donk butt. It's just popping out of her nice little schoolgirl skirt, as John Layfield fixes his eyes all over it. Layfield licks his lips a little bit, as he walks over and sits down in one of the runway chairs. A nice fine woman walks up next to him, and taps him on the shoulder. He looks up and notices that it's a woman who works there. She motions for Layfield to follow her, and he quickly obliges. John Layfield proceeds to follow her into the champaigne room, which is only for the high rollers. The door shut behind the two of them, and the camera can't follow inside because of the large bouncers guarding the doors. About ten minutes later, the door opens up and John Layfield comes out of the room with his jacket off, his shit unbuttoned down about halfway, and with red-lipstick all over his face. He zips up his pants the rest of the way, as he begins to come to the realization of what just happened. Before John Layfield can take another step, the woman comes out of the room, and wraps her arms around him. Her dress is torn apart a little bit, and her hair is all jacked up. We all know what was going on in that room. JBL got a little late-night booty call. Layfield adjusts his tie some more, and places his arm around the girl's waist. They walk over to a nice table in the corner of the establishment. Layfield pulls out the chair for the young lady, and she sits down in it. He pushes it in for her, and he goes and sits down in the other chair. A waiter brings a bottle of fine Italian win, along with Remy Martin over to the table as they look into eachother's eyes. Layfield uncorks the wine bottle, and pours the lady a nice tall glass of wine. They lift up the wine and toast eachother. They guzzle down their fine beverage quickly, as Layfield looks at his watch and sees just how late it really is. ->
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Oh damn, I didn't realize how late it got, and how quickly it became so late.
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' The Happy Hooker ' Heidi Kleiss
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Aww, come on baby, stay here a llittle bit longer, for me.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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I can't beautiful, I have to get up early to go to a press conference in San Francisco, and then come back to Sacramento in time for Monday Nitro.
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' The Happy Hooker ' Heidi Kleiss
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Fine, I see how it is. You just don't love me.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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What? Are you kidding me? You think that I don't love you?
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' The Happy Hooker ' Heidi Kleiss
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No, I don't think that you don't love me, I know that you don't.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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How could you say such a thing?
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' The Happy Hooker ' Heidi Kleiss
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Because everytime we get together for these rendezvous, you always leave right afterwards.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Baby, it's because of my job. I'm on call twenty-four seven, just like you.
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' The Happy Hooker ' Heidi Kleiss
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But I wouldn't have to be on call like that, if you would just go on and marry me already.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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What did I tell you about that?
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' The Happy Hooker ' Heidi Kleiss
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I know, I know. We can't get married until you win the world title.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Exactly. And do I have the world title?
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' The Happy Hooker ' Heidi Kleiss
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Yes you do, it's in your pants.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Well I guess you're right on that one, I got the world title as far as length goes.
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' The Happy Hooker ' Heidi Kleiss
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And trust me sweetie, no one will ever beat you in that department.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Well I'm glad you think that. But it's just that I got a lot of things on my mind, like this match with Kane.
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' The Happy Hooker ' Heidi Kleiss
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Honey, you are gonna do just fine. That big red freak is nothing compared to you. He's not even a man. He probably doesn't even the equipment to satisfy a woman.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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You don't think that it got burned off in that fire do you?
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' The Happy Hooker ' Heidi Kleiss
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Hey, you never know. Imagine not being able to service a woman ever in your life.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Actually no I can't imagine that, and I don't want. But that's enough about Kane for tonight, I don't wanna hear his name mentioned again.
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' The Happy Hooker ' Heidi Kleiss
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Okay baby, I won't mention the name Kane again.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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You just did.
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' The Happy Hooker ' Heidi Kleiss
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I'm sorry, I forgot.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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It's okay baby, but I must really be going.
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' The Happy Hooker ' Heidi Kleiss
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You sure you really have to go?
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Yeah, I'm sure. I even think I see the limousine pulling up.
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' The Happy Hooker ' Heidi Kleiss
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Alright baby. I love you John Layfield.
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Yeah, you too Heidi.
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' The Happy Hooker ' Heidi Kleiss
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You too what?
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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I said, I love you too Heidi Kleiss.
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' The Happy Hooker ' Heidi Kleiss
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See, it's not so hard to say.
<- John "Bradshaw" Layfield gets up from the table and takes the bottle of Remy Martin with him. He gives a kiss to the woman and proceedes to walk out the front door. The limousine is already sitting outside as John Layfield opens up the rear door. As he opens it up, a couple women can be seen smiling inside of the limousine. He outstretches his arms as he continues to old the bottle of expensive liqour. Layfield then mutters one last thing about Kane, obviously trying to get all of the negative energy out of his body before a wild night. ->
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' The Wrestling Tycoon ' John Layfield
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Kane, it is said that time is money, so don't go around waisting my time...
BECAUSE IT'LL COST YOU
<- John Layfield climbs inside of the limousine and quietly closes the door behind him. The limousine slowly pulls away from the curb as the camera focuses in on the license plate. The license plate reads 'MoMoney', and it can be seen by the camera, making its turn around the corner. The camera turns a little bit to the right and it shows Heidi Kleiss, John Layfield's girlfriend, looking out the window. She appears to be crying and distraught, as the camera fades out to darkness. ->
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