This is for anyone who knows Tom Rice who goes to Emerson Park School. You may have known him for a long time but did you know that this is his secret girlfriend?-  Surprised? I wouldn't be!

There was a boy called Billy,

Who had a ten foot willy,

Showed it to the girl next door,

She thought it was a snake,

So she hit it with a rake,

Now it's only two foot four!

There was a girl called Ruby,

Who had a ten foot boobie,

Showed it to the boy next door,

He thought it was a balloon,

So he hit it with a spoon,

Now it's only two foot four!