This t-shirt features Colonel Dave. Colonel Dave has mixed feelings on the famous deep-fried chicken chain. He likes the taste but not the treatment of chickens. Colonel Dave has seen the effects of fatty food, and knows that it's no good. He believes in food that is healthy and produced in a socially and environmentally responsible manner. You see, Colonel Dave cares for the environment. He campaigns for more cycling to be used for short journeys and for more cycle friendliness in town planning. He knows cycling is also good for health and fitness, an activity which if more youngsters were introduced to and encouraged to do, there would be less of the civil disobedience we see in our towns today. Colonel Dave has his own spiritual beliefs which fuel what he stands for, yet he won't ram these down your throat. All in all, Colonel Dave is a stand up guy. So if you don't own one of these tees, and wear it at least once a week, it means you think clubbing baby seals to death is ok. Would you rather I pointed vigilante animal rights activists to your front door, or you just bought one of these instead? Exactly. Available in S, M, L, XL. Colours: Red, Black. Price c.£20.
This t-shirt features Ché
Dave. Ché
Dave is a revolutionary. He regularly shakes up employers in his quest for better treatment for all employees everywhere. Ché
Dave doesn't stand for neglect, mistreatment or exploitation by corporations. As a humanitarian, he is appalled by the disparity between the rich and the poor in this world. Unlike other famous people called Ché, Ché Dave is beyond a political stance - he just wants to see an end to all poverty, discrimination and injustice. Wearing this will show people that you are concerned about the wrongs in this world, even if they are not in your direct eyeline. Available in S, M, L, XL. Colours: Red, Olive, Khaki. Other options: long sleeve, body fitting for women. Price c. £22.
Pie Consulting FC have to rate as one of football's greatest success stories. Be proud to show your support by getting one of these leisurewear polo shirts. Available in S, M, L, XL. Colours: Grey, tangerine. Price: c.£25.