If I were recruiting a team of specialist mercenaries, I would look...on a good search engine.
Don't look down.
Can you believe the one codenamed 'Frog',
i.e. Warren sold this Yamaha? Should've took it when I had the
chance... Not to mention cutting that rope if I was there! Not that he reads this anyway. So I can say anything I like with no retribution. Warren is in fact infatuated with Camilla Parker-Bowles. See? No abuse in the guestbook for that.
Special skills: Buying and selling, fingerpicking (damn it).
Don't even go there: "What exactly is your way of life?"
Do not let this man near your computer.
You definitely would not want Greg using his Access.
You may also be suprised to know that he is very much alive, i.e. he
didn't drop my guitar. As for being well. he'll be the first to tell
you computers can ruin your life. Let perusing this last website be
your last computer task of the day!
Special skills: Computers, playing the World Snooker theme tune.
Don't even go there: "What was your last job?"
Metal guru, is it you?
That is because David is a Materials Scientist, you see. Hard at work here. And about the only work he'll be doing...
Special skills: Riding drops up to 1ft, knowledge of trivia.
Don't even go there: "Where are all the pies?"
Not another schizo
On one hand you see a vicious assault on some sort of Honey Monster, and on the other it's the Mona Lisa. Although she now denies eating babies, I still reckon small humans and mammals are at risk.
Special skills: Violence, compactness.
Don't even go there: "What's the point in computer games?"
A new convert!
Bukit Batok's finest, and queen of
bootlegging, is Yee Ling (right). Smart enough to know that it's a good
idea to get a picture of the lunatic behind you (and hi Steffi). Came to England for the second time this year and duly got nicknamed after a west London tube station by someone who walks into parties like she's walking onto a yacht. (If you're thinking 'huh?' click here.) It's agreed, you should move to one of our Home Counties.
Special skills: Photography, bravery.
Don't even go there: "You spent how much on film processing?"
You're so vain!
I bet you think this site is about you, don't you? Don't you? Don't
you? I'm joking. "The Moowah" sometimes looks away from the mirror!
Okay, I'm still joking, please still buy me that house when you get all rich...
"Marisa: Possibly of Latin origin meaning a gem or a special one." - Directory of Feminine Names.
Special skills: talking, chatting, talking and did I say talking?
Don't even go there: "Ever been on the M25?"
Sponsors
A star is born.
Sans the unintentional green hair, this is xjenx. The high fallutin' officer was the star of the BBC2 programme Extreme Dreams, climbing Mt Kilimanjaro with Ben Fogle. Imagine that? Being on TV?! It really is my next frontier. Anyway, congrats on owning an Apple. Jen could also tell you every line in St Theresa.
Special skills: Campaigning, volunteering, swiping chillies.
Don't even go there: "How lame is that theory of evolution?"
Wax on, wax off
Look! A real life Mondeo Man! The hardest man in the whole of the west country is Charlie, although now living in the big smoke. We went to the same uni you see, but he went twice. The lunacy is strong in this one... Singapore here we go.
Special skills: Martial arts techniques, knowledge of unarmed combat.
Don't even go there: "Er... the real reason you took up badminton?"
