Murder Tastes Good

Ending the annoyance, one hippy at a time...

The Ballad of the Trusted Lieutenant

Do know how much I had to use spell check on this? I never could spell lieutenant...

Pendragon Series

License to Swear

"According to Mr. Howard Smith, his son was once rescued from kidnappers by two of the Pendragon Gang members that were arrested last evening." -Clint Starkman, Channel 5 News, 1989.

Mr. Rieper

"You know, Miss Skelter, the story of James Rebalidan's apprenticeship to you has become a favorite among Pendragon fans. But they've never heard it straight from you yourself." - Moxie Tremain, criminal biographer, to a less than forthcoming Mercy Skelter.

A Lesson in Foreign Colloquilism

The subtle differnce between American and British slang..

Famine

The simple solution...

Safecracking

Really bad pun.

Attention Vagithugs: The War is Over

Yours Truly explains why it's better to serve than to be served.

Piracy: An Impractical Occupation

It just ain't as great a job as it once was.

TAKS Test Prompt #1

One day, the Texas Scool System will learn that when you ask a stupid question...

Apples and Precision

A mockery of the cutter poem.

Bent Bristles and Gum in the Trashcan

Scrubbing Bubbles doesn't do nearly as much of the work as they say they do...

No Smoking Sign

A real man stands in the rain and smokes a damp cigarette.

Power Lines

A real Here's Your Sign moment.

The Dyson

You can even feel dirty whilst cleaning.

Yoshi

Sometimes even the hero needs to be told.

Manhunt

Django Durango's review of "Manhunt"

MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch

Django Durango's review of "MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch"

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Django Durango's Review of "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas"

Employee of the Month, Pt. 1 (Flipbook)

Described as "confusing and vaguely erotic"

Mercy the Assassin (Drawing)

A manga-style sketch of a character from the Pendragon series

Durango on Mimes (Art Pad)

I enjoy a pantomime show when I can.

DJ Draws a Mobster (Art Pad)

What's with the look on his face? A lot of people mistake him for a street musician.

Durango Icon Gallery (Paint and MS Picture It)

Almost every icon I use anywhere. Mostly this page was just a practice in html, which I am only vaguely acquainted with.

Psuedo-Artistic Photos: Black and White (Digital Camera)

Pretty self-explainatory.

Psuedo-Artistic Photos: Color (Digital Camera)

See above.

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