Adoring Fan Romances Eyja

Asmodeus is extremely pleased with his maid Eyja and all the services she performs for him at the Manor...

Asmodeus leaves for a few days to go on a hunting trip....

I wonder what Eyja, erm I mean Asmodeus is doing tonight?

<Eyja>Hey Fanboi what brings you by today?

<Fanboi>Well I was hoping to catch Asmodeus and see if I could follow him around today.

<Eyja>You should know already that he is gone hunting in the outer-realm for a few days....

<Fanboi>Really so it's just you alone in the manor?

<Eyja>Yes just you and me....

Fanboi takes a brisk walk to the Colovian Traders and asks Gunder for alchemy materials for a love potion.

<Gunder>Just be careful who you use it on and make sure you stay away from Eyja, if that's what you are thinking, you do know what Asmodeus would do to you? It would be worse than a little trip to Dive Rock you know. Here take this book and give it a good read.

<Fanboi>What is this Lusty Argonian maid stuff? What is the big deal about the maid having to polish that guy's big spear? I don't get it....

<Fanboi skipped back to the manor with some new ideas.>

<Fanboi>Hey Eyja let's go for a swim?

<Eyja>Oh alright, I guess my work can wait until later.

Stunned,

and mesmerized.

<Fanboi>Hey Ejya I bet you can't do this!

<Eyja>That is a neat trick, little fanboi.

<Fanboi>Wait Eyja where are you going?

<Eyja>Well I better get back to my work.

<Fanboi>Well I will fix you a drink later that will make you feel wonderful.

<Eyja>Wow! This is good...... Hey I am going to slip into something more comfortable. You do the same and meet me in the master bedroom in a little while.

Fanboi rushes to find his Sunday's best outfit and then dashes up stairs.

<Eyja>Don't be shy!

<Fanboi>I am begging you. Please be gentle!

<Fanboi>I am feeling hot and tingily all over my body.

<Eyja>Don't be afraid you can touch me.

<Fanboi>Why would the seamstress put a button there?

<Fanboi>What are these strap thingies?

<Eyja screams>Would you stop fooling around!!!

<Fanboi>Will you still respect me in the morning?

<Fanboi>Just so you know Eyja this is my firrs....

<Eyja>Now that's more like it, my little Fanboi!

<Eyja thinks to herself.... I can't believe he is chanting "By Azura!" over and over again.

<Eyja>Ok, don't get too excited now.

<Eyja>Now come to Momma!

<Eyja>That's it now...

<Eyja>You know, your kind of cute for a wood elf.

Seconds later.............

ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

<Asmodeus yells>Hey Eyja I'm home!

<Fanboi>Oh my God. Noooooooooooooo!!!

Fanboi steals his last kiss goodbye...

<Fanboi>Now Asmodeus you don't want to hurt your #1 fan do you?

<Asmodeus yells>You should not be here mortal! You blood is forfeit and your flesh is mine!

Followed by a sickening thud........

<Eyja>Oh Asmo, I don't remember what happened. Fanboi gave me something to drink - I am so woozy... Please hold me Asmo. Remember when we first met, all those nice dinners and horse-back riding we did together, where is that little fanboi?

<Asmodeus>Yes I remember... Oh, he is around here somewhere I think...