The Misadventures of the Adoring Fan: Lost in Oblivion
After many long arena battles the last person I want to see is you!
Stop saying BY AZURA!!!!! You know what let's take a walk, follow me.
<Fanboi thinks to himself.... I don't want to go in there.>
Maybe I can change the subject and somehow get out of this...
Now wait right here until I get back.
See ya! Wouldn't want to be ya!
Whoa. I can't believe I made it out of there alive and I am so glad that fanboi didn't follow me.
<Adulation sets in>
Follow me wood elf as my Prince wishes to speak to you.
Ahhh what do we have here...... A little lost morsel, uhh <cough> I mean mortal.
<Fanboi cries out in shear terror....>"By Azura!" "By Azura!" "By Azura!"
You test my patience with your Azura! Azura can't help you now!!!
<Fanboi shudders>Uh erm why does that nice lady have 8 legs?
You can't have him just yet.... I am sure our Lord will want to ask a few questions.
Where are you taking me? To your Lord? Who is he?
Sorry boss but it seems he has fainted or I think one of my stones accidently hit him?
Pick him up and carry him to our Lord's chambers.
So little wood elf how is it that you stand before me now?
<Please don't hurt me...>
<Now visibly trembling fanboi manages to shout>"By Dagon!" "By Dagon!" "By Dagon!"
<My disciples take him to the trial by fire!!!>
