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  • Finneus the Icthylean goes fishing.


    Ok not another perch for dinner again.


    I'm tired of eating these same old fishy sticks........

    Plus there is no challenge in catching them.

    The little ones just taste too bland.

    I need to find a new fishing ground.

    I have heard that the Imperial City soldiers have been stocking the pools with imported fish? I can't afford to get caught for stealing.

    I have never eaten one of these before, looks very tasty. Stupid fish thinks I am here to feed it.

    This is going to be an easy catch.

    Damnit! I hate it when they jump like that.

    Gotcha! Now how am I going to sneak you out of here?

    Look where I come from whatever you catch you keep? Here take this pearl as a gift.

    The following day...

    I can't resist and I am taking two this time.

    Please don't arrest me this time.

    The very next day...

    I hope the same guard is on duty.

    Stop right there criminal scum. Drop that fish!

    Criminal! Reach for the sky!

    It's not my fault that these fish are more addicting than skooma.

    If I go to jail then after the third day without water I will die.

    1 day spent in jail...

    <5 minutes after Finn was released>I've hit the motherload!

    Wow! When I tell my friends it was this big I actually won't be lying about it.