The Revenge of the Adoring Fan
<The Grim Reaper finally catches up to our favorite little wood elf.>
The time has come... Your days of being annoying and re-spawning are over. Come with me.
<Swing and a miss> I am getting to old for this.>
From this day on I will never go falling to my death from this very spot! By Azura I will not!
<The theme from Rocky playing in the background>
Maybe with a little training I could become a Gladiator?
Need to sharpen my blade skills.
Bullseye!
Look at that beautiful cluster.
I am the man!
What did I ever do to you?
I can't believe it's true. I am standing here next to me!!!
<I have got an idea...... Muhhaahahahahhahha! Payback time.>
Time to get some real world experience. <Leads a Blind Moth to Dive Rock>
This is like shooting slaughterfish in a barrel.
I need stiffer competition. And flapping your arms won't help.
Now I will be the only one to stalk Bernadette Peneles.
You will be my ultimate challenge Umbra!
I wonder what the fine is for Necrophilia?
<Head swollen with all of his latest accomplishments it was time to find a lady friend>
Isn't it past your bedtime little guy?
<A few beers later.....>
<fixed gaze at chest level> Hey babe can I buy you a drink?
How about a friendly drinking competition. Winner uh erm.. Takes all?
Oh no this can't be happening. I am going to be sick.
<Well we all knew this was going to happen>
<incoherently murmuring the tune "99 bottles of beer on the wall"> Sir wake up we are closing now.
Stop that or I will call the Guards.
<clapping?> Thank you Sir can I have another?
Look mister one more drink and I will leave.
No! Especially after you blatantly used me as your own personal painting canvas! Now leave!
Please I am begging, one more DRINK!
<dwarf tossed> I never want to see your golden hershey kiss shaped head again!
<Thinks to himself what if I can't beat them in battle up here....>
Please Akatosh.... Well you know if these wings don't work out.
I can fly!!!!!!! I love Dive Rock!
