Stuck in an Elevator!
Three guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... "Double Income, No Kids, Yet."
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you? "
She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know..." Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.