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Napoleon and Pedro: Any girl's dream guys
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Are you looking for the perfect guy who will dress up for you and draw you pictures? What about a guy who keeps you on the edge with phrases like " there's more where this came from if you go to the dance with me"? If you answered yes your dream man just might be Napoleon. This stud styles a daily look of ski boots and a timeless afro. Dont be fooled ladies by the nerd exterior if he feels the need he can bust a woman's suit or impress you with his dance skills. Not your type, maybe you need a saucy hispanic man? Well then Pedro could be your match! This man is exceptionally smooth when it comes to hooking up with the ladies and is no stranger to "going steady". Prepare to be amazed by his "sweet bike" and peek between fingers as he daringly takes it off of "sweet jumps" he could perhaps even get 3 feet of air if you watch close enough. Because it's such a hard choice I suggest you go out and rent Napoleon Dynamite and meet your match made in heaven! -Ashley |
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Best review ever? Heck yes it is!
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Ok napoleon dynamite is the best movie ever. I mean what more could you want? The lack of theme or motivation, the awsome quotes, and especially the question of when this was supposed to take place? And who wouldn't Vote for pedro when he had his protection to offer? They had to be tough, look at their car. And the timeless question:What is up with kip? Is hidden underneth his bony, lanky, white person skin a ladies man and maybe even a cage fighter? The world may never know! ok well i might post stuff later if i feel like it GOSH!
-Dillon
This page has been checked for horrible spelling mistakes by Ashley |
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 Tina may look like your average llama but there's much more to this sassy vixen then you can see at first glance. Tina she likes food and lots of it, and I'm not talking about your second-hand 4 star gourmet food this lady is leftovers all the way! Tempt her with Ham and Lasagna but the actual food is only the first part. This sophisticated woman needs to feel her independence so don't give her food on a platter! Throw it in her face. Remember this and you could be on your way to mastering the llamas! |
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