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Jesse (to Norman): You are talking to a man with a scapel in his hand....one slip and you could become Norma before you know it!' From:jayde
Jesse (to Norman): You are talking to a man with a scapel in his hand....one slip and you could become Norma before you know it!'From:jayde
Jesse: Hey, look at that, a message.
Steve: I know.
Jesse: Well, aren't we going to listen to it?
Steve: No, we are not. To do so would consititue an illegal search.
Jesse: *looks confused*
Steve: Here's her parent's phone number. It's in Little Rock...
Jesse: I don't get this. How come your allowed to look through that book, but we can't play back her message?
Steve: This is in plain site, that is not! It's an invasion of privacy without a warrant!
Jesse: Oh, the law! It's very complex, I forget. But let me ask you this: What if someone, not a cop, but someone like, a doctor, were to accidentally..... *slams arm onto answering machine button* Yeah, I mean, what then?
Steve: Then the cop might strangle him!From:jayde
Jesse (Dead in the Water): Pack your bags, woman! We're goin' to Carmel..." From:jayde
(Quotes below are listed in episode order)
Inheritance of Death
Ange (to his goons holding Jack): Get him out of here..take him back to his car..take him home..take him to a dance...take him to an ice cream parlour..
Murder on the Run part 2
Steve to baddy: Take the gun off my father or I'll take your head off your shoulders From:kittn
Trapped in Paradise
Jesse:All those times you dragged me into doing police work, all those times I stood face to face with death
Steve:You never stood face to face with death!
Jesse: Alright, all those times I mistakenly thought I was standing face to face with death.
Jesse:There's some rubber gloves in that dispenser on the wall in case you need them
Steve:In case I need them for what?!
Jesse: Probing.
Voices Carry
Steve:Get me some bacon and eggs will you Jess
Jesse:You can get them yourself!
Steve: Yeah, I can gouge your eyes out with my spoon too!
Jesse:Hey, well a bright good morning to you too!
Jesse leaves
Steve (to Mark): This surly in the morning routine works great, you can't believe what I can get people to do for me!
Trash TV - Part One
Jackson Burley:You don't goose the fat lady when she's eating your pie in the sky
Jackson Burley:Nobody slides on my gutter turf pal, you can take that to the bank and smoke it!
Jackson Burley: You never know which way Lady Luck is going to spit you just hope it's not in your breakfast!
Jackson Burley: Lady Luck just coughed up a heffer sized spit wad and heaved it on my life!
Blood Ties
Steve (about his police work):People used to say I was unorthadox.
Jesse:You?!
Steve: Yeah, they used to say I was edgy, unpredictable and shocking.
Jesse:Steve, they were talking about your hair!
The Flame
Steve:Hey, there are plenty of fish in the sea alright.
Jesse:What do you use for bait?
Steve: Well, I run with the cop thing of course, you know the gun, the badge, rugged yet sensitive.
Frontier Dad
Steve:I've been hit enough times to know how to fall down. Besides, I used to train with Bob (stunt co-ordinator)I wanted to be a stuntman when I was younger!
Jesse:I believe the operative word there is younger!
Stunt co-ordinator to Steve: Alright, the bad guy will be holding the bargirl at gunpoint. You're gonna jump on the chair, you're gonna leap up on this chandelier, you're gonna swing over, you're gonna kick the bad guy over the bar.You got it?
Steve:( pause)Sure.
Mark to Jesse:Oh, is this the tape where we get to watch Steve go bye bye?From Megilina
Teacher's Pet
Amanda (to Steve and Jesse):You guys are SUCH guys.
The Unluckiest Bachelor in L.A
Steve:The date hasn't even started yet and I'm bleeding already. Not a good sign!
Camera man:Dude, You're like shot!
Steve:Thanks for clearing that up! You think you can call 911?
Two Birds with One Sloan
Mark: Who wants to see a know-it-all doctor?
Swan Song
Patient: Have you actually graduated from medical school yet?
Jesse: Oh no, my mom just dropped me off here for some after school day care and Dr Sloan lets us play with the shiny instruments!
Patient: A physician stand-up comic!
Blind Man's Bluff
Steve (to another detective dressed as a homeless person): Good work hobo-cop!
Steve (to Mark): What, are you kidding? With Sherlock Sloan on the case she never had a chance!
Being of Sound Mind
Mark: What knumbskull had the idea of me getting a secratary anyway?...Oh yeah, it was me.
On the Beach
Amanda: Children. You're all just very tall children.(Looks at Jesse)Well maybe not all of you...
Jesse (to Norman): You are talking to a man with a scapel in his hand....one slip and you could become Norma before you know it!'From:jayde
Jesse: Hey, look at that, a message.
Steve: I know.
Jesse: Well, aren't we going to listen to it?
Steve: No, we are not. To do so would consititue an illegal search.
Jesse: *looks confused*
Steve: Here's her parent's phone number. It's in Little Rock...
Jesse: I don't get this. How come your allowed to look through that book, but we can't play back her message?
Steve: This is in plain site, that is not! It's an invasion of privacy without a warrant!
Jesse: Oh, the law! It's very complex, I forget. But let me ask you this: What if someone, not a cop, but someone like, a doctor, were to accidentally..... *slams arm onto answering machine button* Yeah, I mean, what then?
Steve: Then the cop might strangle him!From:jayde
Jesse (Dead in the Water): Pack your bags, woman! We're goin' to Carmel..." From:jayde
(Quotes below are listed in episode order)
Inheritance of Death
Ange (to his goons holding Jack): Get him out of here..take him back to his car..take him home..take him to a dance...take him to an ice cream parlour..
Murder on the Run part 2
Steve to baddy: Take the gun off my father or I'll take your head off your shoulders From:kittn
Trapped in Paradise
Jesse:All those times you dragged me into doing police work, all those times I stood face to face with death
Steve:You never stood face to face with death!
Jesse: Alright, all those times I mistakenly thought I was standing face to face with death.
Jesse:There's some rubber gloves in that dispenser on the wall in case you need them
Steve:In case I need them for what?!
Jesse: Probing.
Voices Carry
Steve:Get me some bacon and eggs will you Jess
Jesse:You can get them yourself!
Steve: Yeah, I can gouge your eyes out with my spoon too!
Jesse:Hey, well a bright good morning to you too!
Jesse leaves
Steve (to Mark): This surly in the morning routine works great, you can't believe what I can get people to do for me!
Trash TV - Part One
Jackson Burley:You don't goose the fat lady when she's eating your pie in the sky
Jackson Burley:Nobody slides on my gutter turf pal, you can take that to the bank and smoke it!
Jackson Burley: You never know which way Lady Luck is going to spit you just hope it's not in your breakfast!
Jackson Burley: Lady Luck just coughed up a heffer sized spit wad and heaved it on my life!
Blood Ties
Steve (about his police work):People used to say I was unorthadox.
Jesse:You?!
Steve: Yeah, they used to say I was edgy, unpredictable and shocking.
Jesse:Steve, they were talking about your hair!
The Flame
Steve:Hey, there are plenty of fish in the sea alright.
Jesse:What do you use for bait?
Steve: Well, I run with the cop thing of course, you know the gun, the badge, rugged yet sensitive.
Frontier Dad
Steve:I've been hit enough times to know how to fall down. Besides, I used to train with Bob (stunt co-ordinator)I wanted to be a stuntman when I was younger!
Jesse:I believe the operative word there is younger!
Stunt co-ordinator to Steve: Alright, the bad guy will be holding the bargirl at gunpoint. You're gonna jump on the chair, you're gonna leap up on this chandelier, you're gonna swing over, you're gonna kick the bad guy over the bar.You got it?
Steve:( pause)Sure.
Mark to Jesse:Oh, is this the tape where we get to watch Steve go bye bye?From Megilina
Teacher's Pet
Amanda (to Steve and Jesse):You guys are SUCH guys.
The Unluckiest Bachelor in L.A
Steve:The date hasn't even started yet and I'm bleeding already. Not a good sign!
Camera man:Dude, You're like shot!
Steve:Thanks for clearing that up! You think you can call 911?
Two Birds with One Sloan
Mark: Who wants to see a know-it-all doctor?
Swan Song
Patient: Have you actually graduated from medical school yet?
Jesse: Oh no, my mom just dropped me off here for some after school day care and Dr Sloan lets us play with the shiny instruments!
Patient: A physician stand-up comic!
Blind Man's Bluff
Steve (to another detective dressed as a homeless person): Good work hobo-cop!
Steve (to Mark): What, are you kidding? With Sherlock Sloan on the case she never had a chance!
Being of Sound Mind
Mark: What knumbskull had the idea of me getting a secratary anyway?...Oh yeah, it was me.
On the Beach
Amanda: Children. You're all just very tall children.(Looks at Jesse)Well maybe not all of you...
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