The Three- and Four-Word Stories

This website brought to you by Jay's Army. Jay's Army- Jay rhymes with pay, and when you get paid you have money, and lots of money means you can bribe people, and when you bribe people you win, see the connection here? But Jack rhymes with back, which relates to backwards, and if you go backwards in a race, you lose.......you do the math It all started with firetaco, who began the first "Three-Word Story" with those fateful words, "Inside the big..." Soon the thread was buzzing with activity as more and more forum members began to chip in their two cents- or, rather, their three words. Dragavan began "recapping"- putting all the posts together and creating a story. Then one day, without thinking, I copied and pasted Dragavan's recaps into a blank document and began typing up posts as I went along. I have since become "the recapper", re-posting all this nonsense as a story about every two pages. Today there are multiple Three- and Four-Word Stories (the latter begun by Uncle Igmar). Each story ends on page 108 and the stories' contributors have come to be known as "The Lost Literary Society", or "LLS".

The Three- and Four-Word Stories are the only things that are really constant. Lonely weekend without a podcast? The Stories are there for you. Tedious hours between exalts? They're always there to pass the time. And the Three- and Four-Word Stories will still be here when that bikini joke finally wears out.

Yes, it's all ridiculous. But that's the point. If it made sense, it wouldn't be funny.

The Three- and Four-Word Stories- because "having a life" is overrated.

Three Word Story
Four Word Story
Three Word Story 2
Four Word Story 2*
Three Word Story 3
Four Word Story 3*
Three Word Story 4*


*works in progress