Demented Penguins Will Rule The World!
  Demented Penguins Will Rule The World! 

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Well. Yeah... Dude..I guess you have nothing else better to do than look at this site... How sad..Very Sad... Leave now, or forever hold your peace... Well, if you leave I'll give you $500 dollars! Somehow....

Why Are you still reading this? Fine then... No $500 Dollars for you! HaHaHa! Well, since ya have nothin' better to do just check everything out. Well... This is the end of this paragraph so now you can click somewhere else.... Yeah...

 

Gratz! You are the  Person On this site! Now you get a free Virtual Spork!

 

 

*Oh yes.. And if you think the music is terribly annoying you can turn it off on the bottom of this screen but if your computer doesn't have working speakers like Jordan's  You don't have to worry about anything.


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College Entrance Exam: For Football Players


You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify.

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions. OR Give the first name of PIERRE Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (Check only one) (a) Jewish (b) CATHOLIC (c) Hindu (d)Swedish (e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (Approximate)

8. What are people in America's far north called? (a) Westerners (b) Southerners (C) NORTHERNERS

9. Spell -- CAT, DOG, PIG

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

EXTRA CREDIT: Using your fingers, count from 1-5.


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