On the Seventeenth hole,
My cart's outta juice,
I need to walk back,
but I know its no use.
Those stupid kids,
Always playin on the field,
Wanna fracture their skulls,
With the club that i wield.
I'm stuck in the bunker,
I cant get out,
I gotta take a shit,
Cause i ate a lotta Kraut,
Golf is so hard,
Golf is so tough,
I always fuck up,
and end up in the ruff,
I am so thirsty,
I need some water,
If you keep it from me,
You will get slaughtered.
Golf is my life,
Golf is my love,
Grab a stick,
And give the ball a shove.
All for Money
Wake up every morning in fear of getting bombed
dont feel any safer after capturing saddam
make a country safe by puttin it in military rule
when all you are doing is makin another american cess pool
make the world same by pissing everyone off
strut around because you think you are the boss
midwestern christians may buy into all your lies
but i for one will stand up to all your lies
(chorus)
live each day blowing people to hell
but who were the terrorists when the hospitals fall
bomb the shit out of innocent neighborhoods
look what we've done for the world, isnt it good?
join the army become another clone
get payed checks for destroying peoples homes
bomb them, kill them, maim them too,
see how you like it when its done to you
if we dont fight back, then who will?
how many people can you kill,
before the world will take action?
Peace can't be attained by a cash transaction.
Chorus, then verse 1
Dead Fish
Load, aim shoot and kill,
Adrenile rush, isnt it a thrill?
Negotian is for the enemy,
Negotian ain't for the land of the free.
Politicians control the media, The media spreads fear.
We've got another war brewing,
And its gonna start here.
(Chorus)
The government doesn't care,
About the people,
Dont listen when they say
We're Equal,
The only thing thats really real,
Is alll the money that they steal.
Scare the people, to keep 'em in line.
Keep them ignorant, so they wont turn,
Love the flag till the end of time,
Ill take your flag and I'll let it burn.
Divide the nation, now theres dissent at home,
At war here, won't let our true colours show.
Chorus
The President's playing his tricks again,
The sword is mightier then the pen,
Offer no alternative to their lies,
Disagree? Your the one who dies.
Religion controls our government,
Wll I'm Fuckin sick of it.
Chorus
Fags in Fur
fags in fur
fags in fur
wear a fox so they dont go burrr
fags in fur
fags in fur
wear a fox so they dont go burrr
Everybody loves fags
fags like to hot dog fuck
everybody likes fags
fags like to hotdog fuck
fags dont like tv
except for queer eye
fags dont like wendys
cause people put fingers in chillie
fags dont like tv
except for queer eye
fags dont like wendys
cause people put fingers in chillie
fags fags fags fags fags fags fags faaaaags
Flabby Carpenter!
I dont like no stupid fuck,
With a Head shaped like a duck,
Always going here or there,
And she thinks we actually care,
Flabby
Flabby
Flabby
Flabby Carpenter!
Hypocritical son of a bitch,
You are fat, You are rich,
You are, You are dumb,
You cannot read, You smoke a lot of Weed,
Flabby!
Flabby!
Flabby!
Flabby Carpenter!
You are dumb, you are Fat,
Want to hit you with a bat,
She was such an ugly whore,
Glad she dont live here anymore.
Flabby.
Flabby/
Flabby
Flabby Fuckin Carpenter!
Fuck Anti Flag!
You preached revolution
You preached change
You took no shIt
from the systems of today
bashed teenyboppers
for joining the in crowd
played all of your shows fucking fast fucking loud
but one day the suIfs came knocking at your door
when the suIfs come knocking
no revolution anymore
{x3}
punk is nothing
when cash comes near
live off the system
blamed for the publics fear
hypocrisy and lies
you distorted the truth
american faggot, on the fucking loose[x2]
when the suIfs come knocking at the door
theres no revolution anymore
{x3}
well now punk ain't dead
i've come to realize
punk's become just what If despised
a label used by the media today
fuck punk, fuck you
fuck the system for distorting the truth
fuck punk for being the systems pig
fuck you all, sellling out at the gigs
Fuck Emo in its Anus!
whine, complain, bIfch and moan
about the things you dont own
about the things you really need
and the point you cannot see
you are rich, you have If all
no need to fear if you fall
you'll fall right on your wad of cash
while we all hIf rock bottom and smash
think you have If bad when you don't get what you want
when you have all the things, that could ever be bought
dont think you have If rough when you have a bad day
when we have the rent due, but we just cant pay
fuck you, and fuck your friends
the bIfching fucking never ends
cant appreaciate your life at all
thousands of dollars of games and toys
bought and sold by the girls and boys
but we're the ones who sIf in the back
gotta stick together like a wolves pack
think you have If bad when you don't get what you want
when you have all the things, that could ever be bought
dont think you have If rough when you have a bad day
when we have the rent due, but we just cant pay
Fuck George Bush
short grey hair
white buck teeth
obsessed with oil
in the middle east
what the fuck did they see in you
and when will they see that your getting screwed
fuck george bush(x3)
fuck you
fuck george bush(x3)
fuck you
write your plans
they look good on paper
feed us lies
so you can screw us later
you never won our vote
and you wont win it
now we're gonna fight back
and this is how
chorus
fuck the usa
and fuck iraq
thanks for ruling this country
like your on crack
you never won our vote
and you wont win it now
we're gonna fight back
and this is how....
Give me Potatos or Give me Death!!
Potatoes are good,
Cause they are the shit.
There all i eat,
And i mean it,
Buy a 40lbs bag each day,
and dont touch my potatoes,
is all I've got to say.
Give me potatoes or give me death!(x4)
Ketchup, sour cream, or cheese?
Ill take em all,
There all i need,
To customize, mix and match
My supreme potatoe batch.
Bake em, cover them in foil,
Drop them in a pot to boil!
Give me potatoes or give me death!(x4)
You can take my lettuce,
Or take my Tomatoes,
But dont you dare Fuck with my potatoes.
Ketchup, Sour Cream, and cheese,
Are the only things I really need,
To customize, mix and match,
My supreme Potatoe batch.
The Ian Song
Ian wears jeans,
Ian is mean,
Ian has, a healthy spleen,
and he has, an Emachine.
Ian is white,
His parents are rich,
He scratched his ear,
Cause he had an itch,
The itch was severe,
So he used a spear,
And he poked his head,
And now hes dead,
His blood was red,
Yeah
Solo, and repeat.
Lesbian Zombies (Who Like Pussy)
They Kill the Shopkeeper
At the market
When they get home
They Chew Carpet
They Kill old Ladys
At the Park
When they get home
They Whistle in the dark
They're Lesbian Zombies!
Lesbian Zombies!
Lesbian Zombies
Who like Pussy!!
Repeat all.
Shitty Punk Song #1
Were A mainstream Punk Band,
Were on Mtv,
Play our videos round the clock,
Ifs bIfchin as can be,
Though were all millionaires,
WIfh mansions cars and shIf,
Heres our shIfty punk song,
To show we didnt sell out,
No real chorus,
No real hooks,
Some shIfty guIfar,
We dont even have to rhyme,
So sing along drunkenly,
No discernable lyrics,
Shout along as loud as you can,
Try to take If serious,
Cause were so hardcore,
Were from Connecticut,
If we werent rich,
We'd still be celibent,
But heres our shIfty punk song,
Lame as can be,
Noone will get If,
But we can pretend that,
Were so hardcore,
Cause we drink, fight, smoke and fuck,
All on your tv screen,
Usuallly we bIfch and moan,
But this song will totally own,
Cause all we do is cash in,
Punk is just a fashion.
Societys Victim
Live your life, ignorant and blind,
Worship pop stars, the medias made you blind,
Take a look around, Notice your one of their kind,
Think for youself,
Free Your mind.
-Chorus
Mtv Controls what you hear,
Evening news, spreads the fear,
Fighting a war we cant win,
Enemy isnt overseas, Its within
-Bridge
Airwaves ruled by the system,
Youve become, societys victim.
Gangs, Violence, Mob mentality,
Political cult, its all around me,
Everyone thinks of themself,
Its all abuot, Individual wealth.
-Chorus,
-Bridge
-SOLO!
The Army Song
march march do it cause its right live
with the illusion that your fighting the good fight
listen to the gov't listen to their lies
live your whole life through another persons eyes
zero questions zero say zero rights the army way (x2)
oi oi oi
left left left right
left watch as johnny takes 3 to the chest
he was only 19 but you turned him into a killing machine
enemy aims for the head no emotion as you fall dead
zero questions zero say zero rights the army way (x2)
oi oi oi
vote for the man who put your life on the line
cause the right way would take to much time
stuck you in the desert instead of your home
deprived you of all you've known
you cant live your normal life when your only friend is your knife
they call this the land of the free, army life isnt the life for me
The Birdman
The Birdman saves the trees...
He has scabby knees...
He saves the land everywhere...
And he has, long dreaded hair...
The Birdman is a Hippy,
And so am I,
I'm running from,
The F.B.I.,
I smoke too much Pot,
I hide in a tree,
And my best friend,
Is as cool as can be!
I'm down with the Earth,
I'm down with... Childbirth!
Cause people birth in my van,
And I am...
The Birdman!
The Birdman.
The Jew Song
I like the jews,
They save me money,
and clean my teeth,
Yes i like jews.
{lasrammmmm}
{Boingggggg}
I like Rabbis,
And I like yamakas,
I like chin beards,
And little curly things,
I like jews,
I like jews,
Do you like jews?
Yeahhhh dude
West Columbia Posse`
Aaron is 5'8
Hes never had a date
But thats ok,
He says hes not gay.
Sam Plays guitar,
He plays it a lot,
Sam got arrested,
For smoking pot,
Scott is Black.
But he doesnt act like it,
Hes a cool guy,
But hes got big tits.
(Sorry scott, we couldnt think of another rhyme)
Chorus
West columbia! We rule
Wallis Sucks, hes a tool
West columbia, we Dont mind,
We raise hell to pass the time.
Dj is really black,
Hes gangsta, matter of fact,
He loves to skate,
And hes been on many dates,
Ian is white,
His parents are rich,
Scratched his ear,
Cause he had an itch
Antonio is black,
He likes to skate,
He likes fried chicken,
He eats it by the plate.